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Chapter 110 Tea Bag Goddess, Two!
"Everyone, let's go to the task!"

"……Eh?"

Looking at the boy in front of him, he wondered if he was possessed by a little girl with a second-year-old disease.

Xiaolin was surprised and said: "It's really strange, Sato-kun, you would ask to do tasks or something... Obviously before, it was the kind of abandoned house that didn't go to work until you couldn't afford to eat, and some people who didn't reach the deadline A guy like a light novelist who never writes, why did he suddenly change his temper?"

"Don't, don't say that!"

Sato Kazuma shyly shouted excitedly, rubbed the center of his eyebrows in distress and said, "Please listen to me, Senior Kobayashi, this is how it is..."

In fact, it was Huihui's fault.

The little Lolita, who likes to release explosion magic everywhere, often destroys the surrounding terrain, causing a landslide somewhere to pollute the pool below. The Adventurer's Guild just released this task for them.

It is possible to avoid acknowledgment.

But because of the crusade against the Headless Horseman, it was completely exposed that Huihui was an explosion magician and a little loli with a mental problem, so they had to accept this task.

- Purify water sources.

Of course, it is paid.

After all, there was no evidence to prove that this was what Huihui did, so the guild gave some symbolically.

Originally, Sato Kazuma was reluctant.

You can't tell me to do it, and I'll do it, and the task reward is pitiful, if I do it honestly, wouldn't I lose face?
But when the guild told him.

According to the kingdom's regulations, the mission bounties obtained for high-level crusade missions can be delayed, and the maximum period is three years.

Sato Kazuma couldn't sit still immediately.

He hurried back from the guild and summoned his companions to do the task.

"That is to say, it was Hui Hui's fault?"

Akuya didn't understand the atmosphere at all, and seriously injured the little Crimson Demon loli beside her as soon as she opened her mouth.

"Stupid, stupid! Don't be so blunt!"

"……sorry!"

Akuya also scratched her head in embarrassment. She did blurt out subconsciously just now, and there was no malice in essence.

Hui Hui was silent for a moment after hearing this.

"...No way! Let me solve it!"

The little Lolita who suffers from the second disease in middle school plays her usual daring character.

only--

"What is Huihui going to do? As a great magister, you can't purify the water source at all, right?" Xiao Lin's words went to the core, and the aggressive Huihui suddenly languished.

Akuya's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly said: "That's right! I'm needed at this time. I'm the highest-level high priest and the goddess of water! It doesn't matter, just leave it to me! We are a team, Isn't it?"

"Aqua!"

Huihui was slightly moved.

It would have been better if there was no sentence "When I come back, Huihui will treat me to drink bubble wine, at least three glasses".

The task was confirmed under the instructions of the guild, and everyone went to the polluted water lake.

By the way, Liuzi is housekeeper.

Because most of her body is made of gears, she is not suitable to go to places with too much water content, and the [Magic Circuit] is still being debugged for the time being, so she is not suitable for frequent use of abilities and can only stay as a housekeeper.

"La la la~ la la la~ la la la~"

During the mission, Aqua looked very happy.

Although it is natural to know that she is the high priest of the goddess of water, she likes water, but "if you play with water, you will pee your pants" is also a truth that three-year-old children know.

...Oh, she didn't wear it, that's all right.

Near the water source, Sato Kazuma suddenly shouted: "Wait a moment!"

"What's wrong, Kazuma?" Kobayashi asked strangely.

"One thing needs to be confirmed."

He turned to look at the stupid goddess, and asked, "Akuya, how long will it take you to purify the water source? 5 minutes? 10 minutes? Or half an hour?"

"Hmm...about half a day?"

"It's been too long!"

It seems that he has doubts about Aqua's ability.

half a day...

Could it be that she wants to purify the polluted water lake into a water lake with the same effect as holy water?

"And not only that, look at this task list given by the guild. It says there is a brutal alligator on it, and the name of this monster sounds very bad." Sato Kazuma showed the list in front of everyone, pointing to the A line of small characters said.

Akuya asked strangely: "Could it be that Kazuma you are afraid? How timid! Darkness is not afraid, she is eager to try instead!"

"Cruel?! Alligators?!
Hiss-ha-his-ha-"

Darkness fell into a strange delusion.

"Wait, I'm different from her, I don't have weird hobbies!"

Kazuma Sato defended himself loudly.

Xiao Lin patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, it's because of this that the team members came to help together, isn't it?"

"Aha……"

In fact, Sato Kazuma wanted to say that there is a more secure method, such as putting Aqua in an iron cage, and then everyone will watch her screaming when she is scared by the brutal alligator... or something, but it seems that Kobayashi has more ideas In a good way, he stopped talking.

In fact, Kobayashi's method is also very simple.

"Darkness, put these slippers on."

"this is?"

"Shoes for walking on water."

In the last world, I was worried about not having this pair of shoes, so Kobayashi went to buy them immediately after returning.

Now it comes in handy.

After Darkness replaced it, he asked puzzledly, "Well... what should I do?"

"Put it on, and then walk in the middle of the lake to activate the taunting skills." Xiao Lin seemed to have said something terrible.

"Eh?"

"You are looking forward to it, the feeling of being attacked by a group of brutal alligators."

"Hiss-ha-hiss-ha-"

Darkness panted heavily for a moment.

Then before the others had time to dissuade them, they rushed to the center of the lake in a hurry.

"Senior Kobayashi?!" Kazuma Sato was dumbfounded, and hurriedly said, "Is this really okay? Let her bear the attack of monsters."

"That is to say, Darkness will be injured!"

The perverted knight's friend, the little girl with the second disease, is also very concerned.

But Kobayashi is very confident.

"It's okay, it's okay, there will be no problems, trust me."

Darkness's armor is also equipped with [Magic Circuit] like Liu Zi, which causes her to automatically release the protective shield when she encounters an attack to resist a certain degree of damage.

Although there is no way to resist the attack of the headless horseman, the brutal alligator can't even destroy its membrane.

While she was attracting monsters, Akua could soak in the lake as much as she wanted and act as a goddess of tea bags, completely purifying the polluted lake.

The above is his plan.

A little farther from the town, there is a large water lake.This water lake is one of the water sources of the town, and a small river flows out of the lake and leads to the town.

Looking at Akuya soaking in the lake, Kobayashi inevitably began to think wildly.

How would the townspeople react if they knew they were drinking the bath water of a retarded goddess?
Is it disgusting?
Or should I just take a sip from Kuafu?
After all, there are not a few people with brain problems in the town, and there are also many perverts who like to drink the bath water of beautiful girls.

Like me.

... Phew, pee, pee, what are you thinking!

I threw out all the unclean things in my mind, but my throat was a little dry for some reason, and I wanted to drink water.

The lure plan was a success.

Darkness standing in the middle of the lake looked at each other with many brutal alligators. Although they were very close to each other, they were separated by a thick barrier, no matter how hard they bit, they couldn't break through the membrane.

Darkness looked disappointed.

But it doesn't matter, as long as Kobayashi, who sees her disappointed, is happy.

Especially when Darkness stood in the middle of the lake for seven or eight hours, the increasingly unbearable painful expression made Xiao Lin's excitement increase with time.

That unrequited expression is really great!
A perverted smirk curled up on the corner of his mouth, making Sato Kazuma and Megumin couldn't help but stay away from him.

And the other side.

Akuya, who was not disturbed by monsters, purified the lake very smoothly. She even played a water fight by the lake and sang an unknown song.

"Dona~Dona Dona~Dona~"

... Donna tea? !
Kobayashi rubbed his shoulders.

He remembered a witch who liked to drink her own bodily fluids and had a bad personality.

As the lake continued to be purified, the brutal alligator left the water lake and headed towards the mountain on the other side.

Although Darkness wanted to keep him, the brutal alligator left without looking back.

So far, the task is over.

(End of this chapter)