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Chapter 122 Give me an apology to the flat chested people all over the world!
Kobayashi admits that he has a little dark mind, a little distorted personality, and a little deviousness in his work.

But at least he is still relatively positive, barely a sunny boy.

But he didn't expect that he would go to jail.

The last thing he expected was that the reason for coming in would be so absurd, the last thing he didn't expect was that he was arrested on the spot just after he finished speaking, and the last thing he didn't expect was that he saw another pervert in the same team right after he came in.

That's right, Kazuma Sato was arrested before he was arrested.

The two looked at each other awkwardly.

"Senior Xiaolin..."

Sato Kazuma covered his face with his hands, his expression of despair was undisguised.

Originally, he expected the other party to save him, and he thought so when he saw Xiao Lin coming in, but after learning that the other party was also arrested, the happy smile on his face suddenly froze.

"What the hell is going on, why did Senior Xiao Lin come in?"

He has a little breakdown.

After all, the other party's comments in Axel are very good, no matter how you think about it, you shouldn't be here.

"It's just bad luck."

In order to appease a certain little lolita, the guards overheard the remarks she accidentally blurted out, which led to her arrest on the spot.

After Kobayashi told him about it, Sato Kazuma immediately understood.

It's all Huihui's fault!

He said viciously: "That idiot Lolita, you must teach her a lesson when you get out!"

"You're right, I thought so too."

Kobayashi also had this intention.

But the strange thing is why Kazuma Sato was also arrested. Maybe he ran to the street and shot at the female adventurers passing by.

"That's not it!"

Kobayashi's suspicious eyes hurt Sato Kazuma, and he quickly defended himself loudly.

"Then why were you arrested?"

"actually……"

Sato Kazuma said before that he wanted to earn pocket money, at least he wanted to pay for the succubus shop by himself.Otherwise, if this continues, he is really afraid that one day he will not be able to control himself to pout his ass to Xiao Lin.

So I asked Luna to choose for him a task that didn't require too much trouble, and the task bounty was more suitable for him.

At first, he was just trying his luck, and it didn't matter if he didn't have one, but he didn't expect that there would be a task suitable for him.

- Make clothes for nobles.

"And in order not to be troubled by Hui Hui and the others, I specifically said that I would do handicrafts in the room, and I was not allowed to come in and disturb myself."

"So you're really doing handicrafts!"

Kobayashi couldn't help complaining loudly, he thought Sato Kazuma was doing that kind of handicraft work, so it turned out that he had completely misunderstood it before!

"Wait, Senior Xiao Lin, don't you think that I don't want them to bother you..."

Hearing Kobayashi's complaints, the clever Sato Kazuma immediately thought of something, and his expression suddenly became strange, with a wronged expression of being misunderstood.

"No, no, I didn't think so! I even took Huihui away on purpose so that she wouldn't disturb you, so I was arrested by the guards to appease her. No matter how you look at it, it's all the kindness you owe me, Sato-kun Bar."

Kobayashi started talking nonsense.

Although things appear to be so on the surface, they are actually quite different.

Sato Kazuma looked at him suspiciously, what the other party said was not convincing, but now it is an indelible fact that Kobayashi is squatting here with him, and he will accept this kindness.

And after that, Xiao Lin will have to rescue him, even if he doesn't want to accept the kindness.

After listening to what Sato Kazuma said, Kobayashi asked strangely: "Could it be that the nobleman didn't like the clothes you made, so he arrested you?"

"No, the aristocratic lord is very satisfied with that "sensational yet innocent" dress. "Sato Kazuma said loudly with a little complacency.

"I think so too."

Kobayashi nodded in agreement.

If you have to choose someone in Axel who knows this best, it can only be Kazuma Sato.

With his experience of being modernized enough to make people dizzy and bloody, it is completely a dimensionality reduction blow to people from other worlds, and it is impossible not to complete the task smoothly.

"That……"

"The reason why he was arrested was because something was lost in that nobleman's house."

"what?"

"A bottle of super rare and extremely expensive premium sparkling wine."

"Uh……"

Kobayashi was even more surprised, what does this have to do with him?
Sato Kazuma continued to explain: "Only me and that nobleman have entered that room, plus my occupation is an adventurer and I have a criminal record, so..."

"So he put the crime on you?...I really wronged you, Sato-kun."

Kobayashi patted him on the shoulder sympathetically.

Sato Kazu is really a person with a flexible bottom line, and will not act recklessly in some things like those problem children.

With his timid character, it is absolutely impossible to offend nobles, so no matter how you look at it, he is wronged.

"Well... Sato-kun, don't worry too much, I'll find a way to get you out after I get out." Kobayashi said.

Sato Kazuma said tearfully, "Thank you, Kobayashi-senpai!"

Unlike those unreliable problem children, only Xiao Lin can give him the last bit of warmth.

Just when the two were planning to discuss what to do.

"Hey, Kobayashi, it's time for interrogation."

Guard A and Guard B came to Kobayashi and took him out of the room, while Kobayashi gave a thumbs up to Sato Kazuma, who was worried behind him, to reassure him.

When he came to the interrogation room, Xiao Lin sat on the chair obediently. He didn't feel like coming home here, so naturally he wouldn't mess around.

Guard A said first: "I didn't expect you, a boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to have such a perverted mentality. Tell me, how long have you been planning in secret, and how do you plan to attack [Feng Chu]?"

Has Feng Chu's name been passed down here?

Kobayashi complained inwardly, and at the same time explained: "Misunderstanding, it's a complete misunderstanding! You two should be very clear about my personality, I will not do that kind of thing that makes people despise! And what I like is lordosis and bulging. , that kind of small tablet with no ups and downs doesn't make me interested at all!"

He tried his best to prove that he didn't have that kind of thinking, and actively revealed his preferences to the other party.

But the guards didn't believe it at all.

"Hehe, the previous viscount also said the same thing, and what happened in reality? And the businessman before, said convincingly that he likes protruding protruding backwards, and then what? People can't look at the surface, that's what they said, right? .”

"That's right. It's not out of the question that someone who looks serious on the surface is actually a hopeless pervert."

Why is there such a sense of déjà vu in what the two of them said?

The perverted knight in the team looks like a cold and arrogant beauty knight on the outside, but once he generates electricity, he is a complete pervert, which makes people avoid him.

The thinking is a little divergent.

Back in the present, Kobayashi knew that no matter what he said, he would not be trusted.

because--

"How do you think you came in? Or do you think our ears heard it wrong? Did you forget that you said so loudly at the gate of the city that you like the small tablet?!"

This is it!
In order to appease Huihui, what he said was quite problematic, and it is understandable that he would be misunderstood and arrested!
Damn!

Huihui, you framed me!
Xiao Lin began to turn his head quickly to try to find a way to break the deadlock, otherwise, if he was sentenced, his reputation would be ruined on the spot, and he might even be labeled as a "pervert".

He who likes the big sister has no interest in the little loli!
...Wait, little loli?
Got it!

He found a way to crack it!
Suddenly, Xiao Lin showed a confident smile, and his calm and relaxed look was completely different from the flustered and cold sweat just now.

The guards were puzzled.

"Xiaolin, do you have anything else to say?"

"No, not at all."

Xiao Lin shrugged his shoulders, and even put his palms together to show a pious expression, and said, "I like flat chest the most!"

"What?!" X2
The two guards didn't expect that Xiao Lin would dare to say that in front of them. This is too rampant and doesn't take them seriously, right?

Can this be tolerated?
They threw a confession letter and a signature pen, and said, "Since you have confessed, then..."

"Wait." Xiao Lin raised his hand to interrupt them.

"what happened again."

"I like flat chest, what's wrong with that?"

"……Aha?"

Xiao Lin's sudden question made them a little stunned.

However, Kobayashi said again: "I want to make a statement, what I said is "I like little tablet", not "I like little loli", the two are different, please don't confuse them. "

That's right, this is the loophole he found!

"Uh……"

The guards looked at each other, and began to carefully recall whether Xiao Lin had said that he liked Xiao Loli.

But Xiao Lin can assure you that he never said anything, after all, his principle of life is never to go one step ahead!
While the two guards were at a loss, Xiao Lin made another attack, slapped the table and shouted: "I like flat chest, what's wrong with me! As long as you don't commit crimes, people's XP is free! Or...do you think the chest is small?" Women can't be called women?"

He learned this punch from Hui Hui.

In addition to the explosion magic, that little loli also had superb boxing skills, and she knocked out guards A and B in an instant.

The two quickly denied: "No, no, we didn't mean that."

"No, that's what you mean!"

Xiao Lin continued to punch and chased them, forcing them to say: "Apologize to me! Apologize to women with small breasts all over the world! Apologize quickly!"

"Yes, I'm sorry!" X2
The two guards subconsciously apologized in low voices.

Won!

Kobayashi's mouth curled into a smug smile.It's a small trick of turning the customer into the main, but he actually plays it quite slippery.

Then, he put on a goddess smile of the same style as Akua, his body exuded a radiance full of divinity, as if a god forgave their sins and said: "It's okay, I have forgiven you, as long as you sincerely admit your mistakes, all Small breasted women in the world will forgive you."

"Yes, we sincerely repent!" X2
"May the women with small breasts all over the world bless you, Ah... Aqua!"

"Thank you, thank you..." X2
The guards shed tears of emotion.

In fact, Xiao Lin played a bit too much, and after the two of them reacted afterwards, they would realize that something was wrong, so Xiao Lin hurriedly changed the topic so that they would not think about it.

Reaching into his bosom, he conjured up two free coupons for the Succubus Shop.

"Give."

Gently pushing towards them, the smiling face made it impossible to refuse.

In fact, they didn't refuse either.

"No! We can't accept it!"

"You are a bribe, we cannot accept it!"

He said so on the lips, but in fact he held the invitation ticket in his hand in an instant, for fear that Xiao Lin would go back again.

Duplicity guys.

Of course, Kobayashi didn't believe that any man could refuse the free coupons from the Succubus Shop, so it was no surprise that they would accept them.

Just want to find a suitable reason so that they can accept it with peace of mind.

After thinking for a while, he said: "No, no, I just asked the two succubus waiters to return the coupons to the succubus shop, so if they do anything for you in order to express their gratitude, they will be completely with me." no problem."

Hearing what he said, Guard A and Guard B immediately understood and acted as if they had suddenly realized.

"Oh, I see."

"I understand, the things must be delivered!"

The three smiled tacitly.

Xiaolin has a good relationship with the guards, otherwise, when he came back with a giant frog covered in mucus, the other party would not have cared about letting him find a suitable team.

It's just that due to the sensitive identity of the other party, I was really poor at the beginning, and I didn't have any substantial friendship with the other party.

This time the invitation coupon is just a small repayment for the care and care of the other party all the time.

The misunderstanding was successfully resolved under Kobayashi's rhetoric.

Before leaving, he specifically asked the other guards if they could take Sato Kazuma out with him.

The answer is
--cannot.

Because the aristocrat who lost his things is currently angry, he insists on catching the murderer who stole the super expensive bubble wine, and even specially drew the appearance of the bubble wine and issued a wanted warrant, so any suspects Neither can leave.

I have no choice but to go out first and then talk.

Kobayashi returned to the mansion with a wanted warrant containing bubble wine in his hand.

As soon as they entered the door, they saw Megumin and Darkness in a panic.

"No, no, no, no...it's not good! Xiaolin was taken away by the guards because of my fault, what should I do, Darkness, think of a way!" Huihui grabbed Darkness's arm excitedly , looking very worried about Kobayashi's appearance.

And Darkness was also surprised: "Not only Sato Kazuma, but also Kobayashi was taken away?... I really envy them for being able to enjoy the torture in the prison!"

Hearing her words, Xiao Lin couldn't hold back anymore.

"Please don't envy this kind of thing, okay?"

"Xiaolin?!" X2
Seeing him appearing in front of him intact, Hui Hui immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yo, I'm back."

Xiao Lin greeted, pinched little Lolita's cheek and taught: "Since you are so worried about me, don't let me say things that are easily misunderstood from the beginning!"

"Yes, I'm sorry... I was wrong!"

Megumin apologized bluntly.

In fact, the fault was not entirely on her. If Xiao Lin hadn't shown his disgust towards Xiao PingBing so blatantly, he probably wouldn't have been arrested on the spot.

Let her go after a little punishment.

Seeing Xiao Lin coming back, they smiled happily, but immediately panicked again.

Huihui said nervously: "No, it's not good, Kobayashi! Kazuma... Kazuma was also arrested! And I heard that the guards rushed into the mansion and forcibly took him away! What could he be doing? Strange thing!"

"I wanted to stop them too, but the guards didn't listen at all." Darkness also echoed.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, Sato-kun is fine now."

Seeing that the two were a little worried, Kobayashi told them about Sato Kazuma being implicated by an unknown prisoner.

"...I didn't expect it to be like this."

Darkness and Megumi lamented how unlucky Sato Kazuma is. Isn't he always proud of his super luck? Why did this happen to him?

At this time, Aqua came back.

Seeing everyone gathered in the living room, she came over curiously and asked, "What, what happened?"

"Ah, actually..."

Just as Xiao Lin wanted to explain, she saw a bottle of sparkling wine in her arms. The pattern on the bottle was exactly the same as the pattern on the arrest warrant!
Even Darkness and Huihui found out.

"Ah, ah, ah...Akuya?! Where did you get your bubble wine?!"

"So the culprit is you?!"

Suddenly everyone understood why Sato Kazuma, who was extremely lucky, was thrown into prison.

And far away in the prison, Sato Kazuma, who was expecting to be rescued, had an itchy nose and couldn't help but sneezed loudly.

He felt that someone was persecuting him.

(End of this chapter)