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Chapter 183 I'm so tired, I really want to retire

In the black space, Xiao Lin leaned back on the wooden chair, as if he had no bones in his body.

He raised his head and sank, his eyes lost their light, and he was like a salted fish without dreams.

On the opposite side, there was a large chair with a petite and lovely goddess sitting on it, with an embarrassing expression on her face that she wanted to comfort her but didn't know how to comfort her.

Eris scratched her cheek and asked softly, "That...Mr. Kobayashi?"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh

"Huh, huh?!"

A sudden howl startled the kind goddess.She curled up and shivered pitifully, and was startled by the man's sudden and frightening behavior.

But this is only the beginning.

Kobayashi began to complain loudly, and complained bitterly to Eris: "That stupid goddess! Every time she loses the chain at a critical moment! It's about to end brilliantly, but there is a big firework at the end! Do you want to celebrate? Celebrating with my life?! Besides, is that a small problem?! It's an explosion, an explosion! Can this be called a small problem?!"

Tired, destroy it, hurry up.

His eyes were dimmed, and he returned to the look of the salted fish who had lost hope in life just now.

"That, that... I'm sorry."

Eris really didn't know how to comfort him, so he could only apologize in a low voice.

What a kind goddess!

Kobayashi couldn't help sighing.

Obviously it wasn't the goddess' fault, but she apologized in order to make him feel better.

He has already begun to regret his previous choices.

Kobayashi looked at Eris, and couldn't help asking: "Is it really not possible to change people?"

"...Sorry, no."

"I think so too."

Eris' answer was as expected, and the question just now was just her subconscious expectation.

"I, or I will go to heaven like this."

Kobayashi murmured.

He has to take care of problem children every day, and he always makes trouble for him and is forced to wipe their ass.

This kind of life is too tortured.

I am so tired and want to retire.

Eris couldn't see anyone getting depressed, so she hurriedly said: "Mr. Xiaolin, please don't be so pessimistic, please think about it in a positive way. At least, you saved the villagers in Axel, didn't you?" ?”

"Hehe, if it didn't explode, it would have saved the villagers." Xiao Lin laughed aggrievedly.

The core of the Destroyer is the Corona Stone.

It is a stone with great energy, which can drive a huge mobile fortress for hundreds of years, and the energy contained in it can be imagined.

At least ten times stronger than explosion magic, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a box list.

Originally, Kobayashi's plan was to push the mobile fortress into the sky, reach a high enough height, and quickly evacuate at a high speed, so that even if the explosion would not affect Axel, even the falling debris would be burned to death due to the acceleration do.

however--

When the explosion occurred, instead of leaving the town, Axel suffered secondary damage due to the explosion of the mecha.

Many adventurers and villagers must have been injured. Thinking of this, Kobayashi's expression is quite uncomfortable.

Eris also understands his distress, because she also often runs to the lower world to clean up the mess for others, and the Destroyer passed by her town some time ago, so she naturally knows how terrible it is.

She didn't know how to comfort her.

The two were silent for a while.

On the contrary, Xiao Lin came out first. He patted his cheeks with both hands, and with a "snap", his cheeks turned red.

Eris looked at him suspiciously.

Xiaolin made himself sober and stopped thinking about miscellaneous things.At least he knew that it was better to be affected by the explosion than to be flattened by the Destroyer.

Tell Eris what you think, and get the high praise of the goddess.

The kind goddess encouraged: "That's right, Mr. Kobayashi! The strength of the Destroyer is obvious to all. Even if there were some mistakes, they still saved the town anyway. You can be proud! Even in the kingdom, you can be called You are a hero!"

"I hope so."

Kobayashi can only be forced to be optimistic now.

The atmosphere became a little more cheerful.

Then, Kobayashi began to think, because the Mobile Fortress Destroyer came too fast, he still didn't understand some things.

Now that the incident is over, he has a lot of questions to ask.

Questions about Eris too.

"Eris, I remember I asked you to lure the Destroyer away before, and you also told me that the action route was changed to a remote mountain without people, but why did it correct its route and come back?" Xiaolin asked.

Eris put his hand on his chin, pretending to be thinking, and said, "This is also my doubt. Obviously I took it away, why did it come back? I remember that it was only attracted by the sudden burst of powerful energy, But now it’s winter and no one comes out to do missions.”

"...Wait, the powerful energy that exploded in an instant?"

"That's right. After all, it is a weapon of war against the Demon King's army. It will go wherever there is a battle. And the characteristic of the corona stone is that it is easily attracted by heat, so it will be destroyed aimlessly."

Following her explanation, Xiao Lin's expression turned dark.

He remembered the chain explosion before.

That's right, it was because of the havoc he caused with hundreds of crystal bombs when he wanted to kill General Winter on a whim.

Is that the one? !
In other words, it's all my fault!
Xiao Lin's expression was very tangled, without someone to blame, he suddenly didn't know how to vent his anger.

"That...Mr. Kobayashi?"

"No, it's fine."

Kobayashi hesitated, but finally told Eris about it.

After the kind goddess heard the reason, she was in a bad mood. She wanted to blame but couldn't say it.

Not only is Kobayashi unaware of the reason for the Destroyer's actions, but also that if the route is not changed, he will eventually go to Axel. The most important thing is that the man in front of him saved Axel.

Eris didn't speak, but Kobayashi still didn't dare to look at her.

The silent criticism is the most uncomfortable.

Fortunately, Akuya's voice cut in: "Hey! Kobayashi! You can be resurrected! Hurry up, come back from that breast pad goddess!"

Quite excessive and outrageous.

Kobayashi could see that Eris was not well.

The goddess's face was flushed red and teary, and she looked pitifully as if she was asking Xiaolin not to spread the word.

She probably forgot that Kobayashi had already spread the doctrine of "Eris' breasts are padded" throughout the Theocracy.

Of course, Kobayashi will not be funny from time to time.

After using his eyes to ensure that he would not pass it on, he hurriedly bid farewell to Eris, and ascended to heaven following Aqua's call.

Opening his eyes again, the water-blue figure got very close.

You can smell the fragrance from her body, and you can see the concern in her pure water-blue eyes.

My heart warmed up.

Seeing that Kobayashi opened his eyes, Akua relaxed and said, "Phew, I was scared to death. Half of my body was gone, and I thought the power of the goddess couldn't be revived. Hmph, it's really me!"

Change my touch back, you stupid goddess!

"Wow, it's really resurrected!" Hui Hui exclaimed.

Darkness also said: "As expected of Axel's most powerful high priest, really powerful, Akuya!"

Sato Kazuma pouted and said, "That's all she can do."

That's right, that's all Akuya can do.

Kobayashi agrees with this.

Liuzi caressed his cheek, and said, "Can you be resurrected even if you lose half of your body? It's really tenacious vitality, just like Xiaoqiang."

Aqua was annoyed by her usual venomous tongue.

She yelled: "Wait, wait! Shouldn't you praise me at this time? Isn't it all thanks to me that I can resurrect such a tattered Xiaolin?"

Hearing this sentence, Xiao Lin was upset: "Then, who is the idiot goddess who caused me to be bombed? Huh?!"

"This, this..."

Akuya looked around wildly, not daring to answer at all.

Guilty is certain, no matter what, it was her fault that the mech exploded.

Most importantly, she didn't tell Kobayashi about the invisible hazard that the mecha would explode, because she thought it was harmless so she kept it hidden.

Kobayashi simply sat up, scared Akuya immediately ran behind Daknis, showing her head timidly, very afraid that Kobayashi would settle accounts with her after Qiuhou.

But now I don't have the heart to scold her.

Stand up and look around.

Since the height of the explosion did not meet the standard, Axel Xinshou Village was still affected.Countless stones and mecha fragments were scattered all over the town, and the houses and streets were all smashed to pieces.But it's ok, the worst is plain.Because of the continuous release of rays from the Destroyer's body, the entire plain was riddled with potholes.

As far as the eye can see, it is devastated.

This is too tragic.

Kobayashi sighed slightly, but at the same time he was grateful.

In an explosion of this intensity, he still has half of his body left, so it can be said that he is lucky.

What's even more fortunate is that he didn't wear a necklace while driving the mech.

Yes.

When he had a bad premonition, he deliberately took off the blue crystal necklace and the fairy seal necklace, and handed them to Liuzi for safekeeping.

After all, Aqua could be resurrected infinitely, so he was more worried about the equipment.

Who made him like the equipment the most?

Xiao Lin watched the villagers keep coming in from the other side of the city gate, and asked, "Are the villagers injured this time?"

"No." Sato Kazuma replied: "Since the villagers retreated in time, no one was injured."

"What about the adventurers?"

"No. In other words, he was injured, but he was healed by the idiot high priest around him."

"yes."

Kobayashi nodded reassuringly.

At this moment, Daxter and other adventurers also happily surrounded Xiao Lin, and then they kept walking around him with their hands.

Xiao Lin kept shrinking his shoulders in fright.

His clothes were destroyed by the explosion.Although Liu Zi put on a pair of pants for him in time, his upper body was still naked.

Anyone would be nervous and afraid of being touched by a group of men, okay?

But don't get me wrong, they don't have weird ideas.Instead, he was put down and lifted up, thrown high and then caught firmly, and so on.

"That's great, Kobayashi!"

"You saved the town!"

"you are my hero!"

"hero!"

"hero!"

"hero!"

……

...

The cheers sounded on the city wall and spread continuously, to the ears of other adventurers, to the ears of the villagers who had just returned to the town, and to everyone's ears.

In this way, Kobayashi became a hero who saved the town.

... Although he felt guilty and felt that he was not qualified to be called a hero.

Huihui liked this kind of occasion very much, and she looked at Kobayashi eagerly.This is not a feeling of liking or admiration, but envy. She also hopes to turn the tide and save the town and be praised as a hero.That's why she was so keen on defeating the devil and spreading her name.

Sato and Makoto are the exact opposite. If he can only become a hero if he is sent to death and bombed to the sky, then he is not sensitive to it.Not to mention, even if the mecha exploded by himself, he might not be able to stop the Destroyer.

Darkness smiled softly, silently looking at Kobayashi, not knowing what she was thinking.

The corners of Liu Zi's lips were also pouted, Xiao Lin was able to shine, as a waiter, she was honored.

The most pitiful one is Aqua.

This stupid goddess kept calling for credits loudly. She likes to show off and wanted to show her presence. Unfortunately, the protagonist this time is Xiao Lin, so naturally she didn't have any chance to appear.

After a while of fuss.

"Xiaolin! Don't you have anything to say?"

"what?"

"I want to say something, don't I?"

As if every battle has an ending, and every award has a testimonial, Daxter also urged Kobayashi to say something.

Inspirational words are also good, and uplifting words are also good.

He, who was born in the knight order, knew very well that this was a great opportunity to improve his reputation.

Xiao Lin thought for a while and said: "I want to say that it is not my personal credit for stopping the Destroyer this time, or it is not the credit of a certain person. It is thanks to everyone's help, you evacuated the villagers, and you set up traps , Only if you induce the Destroyer can I let go of my hands and feet. This is our common victory!"

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!"

"aweason!"

"Yes, yes!"

The crowd applauded and cheered.

These are just the simplest polite words, but I can't bear to listen to them. Even if they did nothing but watch the show from the sidelines, Xiao Lin still didn't forget them.

All of a sudden, Xiao Lin's popularity has been greatly improved.

The whole Axel fell into a sea of ​​joy.

Being able to successfully intercept the Mobile Fortress Destroyer, even if most of the towns and plains are destroyed, is enough to show off.

Originally, they couldn't say it because they didn't contribute.

But now it's different.

Kobayashi said that it was everyone's credit. Of course they could brazenly say that they made a contribution, bragging in the guild all day about what they did at that time, even if it was setting a trap, it was the key to stopping the Destroyer.

While everyone was still immersed in joy, Xiao Lin was in a bad mood.

Holding a note in his hand, he trembled slightly.

It says
[Arrears, 8900W Eris]

That's right, we all start with the receipt in front of us.

(End of this chapter)