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Chapter 2 Mentally Retarded Goddess and Ghost Animals and Truth

"Wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

On the streets of Axel, Kobayashi and Aqua got tangled up, looking at each other and yelling.

Kobayashi was angry, and Akuya was in pain.

Because Kobayashi was rubbing Aqua's cheek desperately.

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"Wow!!!! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

Aqua burst into tears of pain, and asked for help to the boy in sportswear who was watching the play beside him.

"Help! Help me, Hezhen help me quickly! Kazuma!!!"

And the boy in sportswear was also at a loss.

"This is... what's going on?"

"Help, Kazuma-sama!!!"

"Yes, yes, I will help you."

The quarrel between the two has already attracted passers-by. In order not to be conspicuous, Sato Kazuma hurried forward to save Akuya from the ruthless iron hands.

Kobayashi felt a little sorry.

The goddess's smooth cheeks can be broken like shelled eggs, and the softness is comparable to fluffy bread dough, which feels quite good.

For a while, I was a little bit reluctant.

Sato Kazuma turned his head and asked in a low voice: "Hey, Akuya, do you know him?"

"Who knows him?!"

Akuya used divine power to heal her swollen cheeks, and looked at Kobayashi with anger and resentment in her eyes.

Sato Kazuma nodded in agreement.

He and Akuya have only been in the lower realm for less than two hours, and they haven't had any contact with others during that time, so they probably don't know each other...

Thinking of this, Kazuma Sato said, "I'm sorry, my companion and I just came to this town. May I ask if you misidentified the person?"

"That's right! I don't know you at all!"

Aqua huddled behind Sato Kazuma and protested loudly to Kobayashi, as if she was the one being bullied... although judging from what happened just now, it was true.

"Hehehe... is that right, so you forgot about me... It's only been three months..."

Kobayashi's smile was a little broken.

Just imagine, the murderer who caused her to be so miserable is right in front of her eyes, plus she still looks like she can't remember herself at all, it's strange if she is in a good mood.

But after venting just now, Xiao Lin felt much better.

Looking at the brown-haired boy in the green tracksuit, he held out his right hand.

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Xiaolin."

"Xiaolin? Could it be...?!"

"That's right, a time traveler like you."

"Oh! My name is Sato Kazuma, please take care of me, senior!"

"Please take care of me, junior."

Two people meet with hands clasped in friendship.

It's just that Kazuma Sato was still a little curious: "Senior, you should know that Akuya is a goddess, so why do you still bully her?"

"Yes, why..."

Immediately explained everything from seeing Akuya get the cheat and the cheat was not activated because of the goddess' carelessness, as well as the miserable things after coming to the lower realm.

"So so, so so."

"Well, there is no doubt that it is Aqua's fault."

Sato Kazuma looked at the goddess speechlessly.

Although the time we spent together was short, he had already fully realized how irritating and unreliable Akuya was.

If it weren't for being stimulated by this idiot goddess, he wouldn't have chosen to take her to the lower world in a fit of anger.

Of course, I also sympathize with Kobayashi's experience during this time.

Akuya was also very upset, and shouted loudly: "Why! Why are you blaming me! It's not my fault at all! If he reminded me, wouldn't there be such a thing?"

She still wants to shirk responsibility even now!

Obviously she didn't do her job well!

Xiao Lin's anger tank was instantly filled, and he rubbed the dog's head angrily again, accusing loudly: "3 months...do you know how I spent these 3 months, do you know?!"

Dig trenches and grow crops!

Sleep in the stables, eat frog legs!

As long as it is a job that can make money, he will do it no matter how hard or tiring he is, and save 3W Eris in 100 months, only he knows how hard it is.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! I was wrong, I know I was wrong!"

Aqua begged for mercy tearfully.

And suggested: "By the way, I will help you activate the plug-in, so you can forgive me! No, you should respect and please me instead!"

"What did you say?!"

"Sorry, I got carried away!"

Akuya is soft and crisp.

"It's your job, idiot."

Sato Kazuma on the side was extremely disgusted, and the idiot in front of him didn't look like a goddess at all, which completely shattered his delusion about the goddess in his heart.

— half an hour later —

Akuya wiped her tears and cried, "Alright, the ring has been activated."

"Ah, thank you for your hard work."

As one of the black crystals on the ring lit up, Xiao Lin knew that his cheat had been successfully activated.

The haze in my heart was swept away, and my mood became more joyful.

Sato Kazuma wondered, "Is this all right?"

"Of course! I'm a goddess. Isn't this kind of trivial matter easy? So Kazuma, hurry up and please me!"

Akuya raised her little nose after Xiaolu's hand, which was also her signature proud gesture.

Sato Kazuma snorted.

"It's so easy, the useless goddess who doesn't even know where the adventurer's guild is, it's ridiculous."

"Ah! You actually said that I am the goddess of waste materials!"

"Isn't it? You can't even do your job well, how can there be a goddess like you? The goddess is disqualified, the goddess is disqualified!"

"...Sorry, I was wrong."

Sato Kazuma, who has just come to the lower realm, has no taint for the time being, can handle Akua easily, but after a while, their situation should be completely opposite.

"By the way, Senior Kobayashi."

Sato Kazuma asked: "Senior, do you know where the guild is? We have just descended, can you please take us there?"

"No problem, I'll take you there."

Kobayashi was in a good mood, and he readily agreed with nothing to do.

Come to the guild.

It was still Miss Luna who received them.

As the most popular reception lady in the guild, she is widely praised for her outstanding appearance and gentle personality... I just don't know if her equally broad-mindedness is a bonus item.

Kazuma Sato, who had been arguing back and forth with Aqua, shrank immediately after seeing the mature beauty.

As a last resort, Kobayashi had no choice but to go forward and explain his intention.

"Please register adventurers for them."

"Okay, please come this way."

As expected, the penniless two were extremely embarrassed and looked at Xiao Lin pitifully.

Quickly took out 2000 Eris, making them become adventurers smoothly.

As a goddess, Aqua chose the higher-level profession [High Priest] as a matter of course, but Sato Kazuma had to choose the same profession as Kobayashi because of the low attribute value [Adventurer (Beginner)]. laugh at.

Come out from the Adventurer's Guild.

Xiao Lin said to them: "Okay, let's go buy equipment."

Hearing this, Sato Kazuma was slightly surprised: "But we have no money..."

"It's okay, I'll pay for it, it's a gift for the younger generation." Xiao Lin was very generous.

Although Sato is a real ghost, scumbag, obscene, and shameless, he is still a good boy.

The flashes of inspiration from time to time also often bring surprises to people, coupled with his character of repaying favors, he is a junior who is very worthy of investment.

"Thank you, Senior Kobayashi!"

Sato Kazuma wiped the corners of his eyes moved, and couldn't help sighing in his heart, this senior who has only met once is a very good person!

Without his help, they would have dug ditches and planted crops like their predecessors, and if they were a little more unlucky, they might have to work as bricklayers at the city gate.

Turning around in the town, the three came to the door of a certain blacksmith shop.

Kick it away.

"Bill, here comes the business!"

"Oh, welcome!"

They were greeted by a one-eyed, bald-headed brawny man, about 40 years old, with bulging muscles, and his fierce appearance gave people a strong sense of oppression.

He looks like [I have a mysterious past], but he is actually just an unscrupulous profiteer.

There are actually some interesting things that happened between Bill and Kobayashi, but unfortunately the space is limited, and I will expand on it if I have the opportunity.

Pointing to Kazuma Sato, he said, "Choose the right equipment for him."

"No problem, leave it to me!"

Bill deftly chose the right equipment for Kazuma Sato.

Short swords, longbows, and leather armor are all available.

Although he is still a rookie at level 1, his equipment is already equal to that of other experienced adventurers, and his subsequent adventures will be easier.

Seeing that Sato Kazuma had the equipment, Akua was extremely greedy. Even though she didn't need the equipment as a goddess, she still didn't want to be ignored.

"Hey, where's mine, where's my equipment?"

"Huh? Do you still need equipment?"

"Well……"

Akuya looked at Kobayashi aggrievedly, with tears in her eyes as she raised her head.

That look seems to say, if you don't buy it for me, I will cry for you.

"No, I want to equip! I want to equip!"

Akuya hugged Kobayashi's calves tightly, lying on the ground and rolling back and forth, her legs kicking wildly in mid-air.

Children, hello!

Let go, it's embarrassing!

Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma looked at Aqua speechlessly.

Where there is the appearance of a goddess, it is clearly a bear child lying on the ground seeing that other people have candy and he does not have it.

Bill had never seen such a person before, so he didn't know what to say for a while.

It's not good to let her mess around.

No way, Kobayashi had to symbolically buy her a staff worth 5000 Eris.

There is no attribute bonus, but the flower buds at the front of the staff will bloom when the magic is released, and the staff will become more beautiful, that's all.

But even so, Akuya was very happy, she was already silly, but now she laughed even more silly.

The goddess who is super easy to deal with is talking about her.

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It was already late when we came out of the blacksmith shop.

Looking up and seeing the moon hanging high, Sato Kazuma was a little distressed: "It's already dark, please trouble."

Darkness means that tasks cannot be done, and the chain reaction is that today's dinner and accommodation have become problems.

Unlike the stupid goddess, he has many things to consider.

Xiao Lin smiled: "It's okay, I'll treat you tonight, and I'll sleep at my place by the way."

"Really, thank you senior!"

Sato Kazuma didn't know what to say to the kind man in front of him.

He pushed Akua and said, "In order to express my gratitude, she gave it to you."

Xiao Lin said unhappily: "Hey, are you repaying your favor?"

"what? What?"

Akuya, who was pushed and staggered, didn't know what happened. She lay in Xiaolin's arms and raised her head, looking innocently at the man who surrounded her.

"It's nothing."

When Xiao Lin let go, he flicked her forehead, causing her to let out a cry of pain.

"Why did you flick my forehead!"

"I like it. Let's go to dinner."

"Oh!" X2
The two shouted.

For adventurers, the best place to settle for dinner is at the Adventurers Guild.

cheap, large, lively

Many adventurers enjoying the cheerful atmosphere gather here, singing and dancing are very lively.

Kobayashi is no exception.

Unlike usual, he didn't order the cheapest fried frog legs, but chose expensive beef, delicate bread, seafood soup and other foods, which can be regarded as a clean-up for the newcomers Sato Kazuma and Akuya.

While the two gobbled it up, they thanked Kobayashi again.

After eating and drinking, the three of them staggered out.

Kobayashi supported Aqua who was drunk.

Sato Kazuma was still relatively sober, Akuya didn't know what restraint was at all, and drank several glasses of bubble wine in succession.

Doesn't it mean that the liquid it touches will turn into pure water?

I really don't understand how a goddess of water can get drunk, it's too puzzling.

"Really, this stupid goddess..."

Sato Kazuma looked at Akuya with a disgusted expression on his face. He now regrets taking the goddess down to the world. If he knew it earlier, he would not be provoked, so he chose a powerful cheat.

"Senior Xiao Lin, why not let her..."

"If you dare to say it, I will beat you!"

"sorry."

Sato and True Speed ​​of Light admit their mistake.

He actually wanted to pass the trouble on to others just now, and it was Senior Xiao Lin whom he was extremely grateful to, how could this work?

He was so ashamed.

In order to ease the embarrassment, Kazuma Sato changed the subject: "Senior Kobayashi, will living with you cause you trouble?"

"Don't bother me, because I live in the stables."

"Aha?"

"You heard me right, I do live in the stables.

This feeling is like wearing a famous brand and driving a luxury car to eat delicious food, but the place where you live is a dilapidated bridge hole.

Sato Kazuma was very strange: "Why?"

"Because all the money was spent on the magic crystal, 100W Eris." Kobayashi replied.

"That's it, I understand."

Sato Kazuma expressed sympathy.

If it wasn't for Aqua's mess up and not allowing the plug-in to activate, Kobayashi-senpai must have become a well-known adventurer and reached the pinnacle of life by now.

But now they can only live in the stables...

Regarding Akuya's unreliability, he was once again worried about the future.

At this time, the drunk Akuya suddenly shouted: "Live in a stable? I don't want to live in a stable! I am a goddess, a goddess! How can I live in a stable?!"

"Hey! Idiot Goddess! Don't pick and choose at this time!"

Sato Kazuma taught Akua a lesson, and then secretly observed Kobayashi's face, fearing that he would throw them on the road in a moment of anger.

Kobayashi was thinking seriously after hearing this.

The purpose of his frugality is to buy the magic crystal, now that the plug-in is successfully activated, why should he let himself live frugally?
Money, spend what you need!
Xiao Lin waved his hand immediately: "Okay, we'll stay in a hotel tonight!"

"Yeah! Stay in a hotel! Stay in a hotel!"

Aqua let out a drunken cry.

Sato Kazuma was a little entangled: "Senior Kobayashi, it doesn't cost much, and it's good to live in a stable..."

He hated living in a stable too, but he couldn't do it shamelessly, and he wasn't some idiot goddess.

Xiao Lin patted him on the shoulder, flashed off the ring and signaled not to worry: "It's okay, there is no need to save any more."

"That's right, thank you senior."

Sato Kazuma nodded, accepted the kindness from the senior, and was determined to repay him if he had the opportunity.

However----

"Guest, I'm really sorry, the store is full of people, and there is only one room at the moment."

"Is there only one room left?"

"Yes. But don't worry, since it's a superior single room, three people can still stay. It's just... two guests need to sleep on the floor."

The clerk introduced the condition of the room to the three of them.

"What should I do, Sato-kun?" Kobayashi asked.

Sato Kazuma said helplessly: "It's troublesome to carry burdens. There is no other way, just live here."

"Since you said so."

After obtaining consent, Xiao Lin said to the clerk: "I'll just live here, and please prepare a thicker quilt for me, please."

"Yes, I understand."

The clerk quickly prepares the procedure.

Guided by the clerk to the guest room, the room is large in size, but there is indeed only one bed, and Kobayashi naturally occupies the only bed. As for Akuya... I can only say that she is not worthy of sleeping on the bed.

After a day of hard work, I can finally rest.

"Good night, junior."

"Good night, senior."

Turn off the lights and go to sleep, have a good night's dream.

...is impossible.

Kobayashi is very excited now.

The plug-in that he had been waiting for was finally available, and his mind had already begun to fantasize about what kind of vast scenery he would see when traveling across the world, what kind of top experts he would meet, what kind of powerful skills he would learn, and so on.

Messy fantasies appeared in his mind one after another, making him so excited that he couldn't fall asleep.

It wasn't until after tossing and turning on the bed for a long time that he fell asleep in a daze.

But even so, he was still fighting a powerful enemy in his sleep, and the battle was extremely anxious.

The terrifying god who can't look directly opened his tentacles all over the sky, binding himself tightly like an octopus.

Can't breathe, can't breathe!
...wait, out of breath?

Opening his eyes from his sleep, he found that it was Aqua who was holding his head firmly in his arms like a sloth.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

She desperately slapped Akua's arms and back, but after being hit, she hugged Kobayashi's head even harder.

Except for IQ and luck, Akuya's other attributes are top-notch, and Kobayashi's current level can't break free!

What a pain!Almost suffocating!
It should be a great thing to be hugged by a beautiful girl with an excellent figure, but Xiao Lin felt that it was difficult to breathe, and even his consciousness gradually drifted into the distance.

When he opened his eyes again, it was already the next morning, Sato Kazuma and Akuya stood beside the bed, looking at him with embarrassment and bewilderment.

Kobayashi seemed to realize something, but he wisely didn't ask.

after all……

It's too embarrassing to be killed by the chest!
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PS: What, Mei Zhai?Vulgar, chase!

(End of this chapter)