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Chapter 416 I want Darkness to have the first child

Chapter 416 I want Darkness to have the first child

"I'll come and mess with you!"

"Can't you even say that I'm back?"

Opening the door, Aqua walked into the mansion she had left for a while in high spirits, having long forgotten the grievances she suffered in Alcanredia.

She has such a personality, and everyone has long been accustomed to it.

In the end, what was this trip like?

Sato Kazuma's expression was extremely melancholy.

It's still the same as before, getting involved in a bunch of bad things, and just thinking about it makes people feel depressed.

But at least you can soak in the hot springs, and they are mixed bathing for men and women.

...Strange, does that count as a mixed bath?

It should be said that I just took a bath with the big sister named Warbuck. Besides, the big sister wrapped herself tightly in a towel, so you couldn't see anything at all.

And then there’s the mixed bath.

After being resurrected, I learned that these guys went to take a shower while I was lying dead...

What is this?

It seems like you feel better when you’re not traveling?

Otherwise, I won’t go traveling in the future.

"What's wrong, Kazuma? Your face, which was already funny, has become even more funny."

"I'm imitating your face. How about it? It looks very similar, right?"

"What did you say?!"

"Are you trying to find trouble, you idiot Aqua!"

Kazuma Sato, who had nowhere to vent his anger, was instantly ignited by Aqua.

The two of them went back and forth and struggled with each other.

Instead of increasing their friendship or bond, this trip only made them dislike each other even more.

Darkness sighed: "Really, I just came back, can't you guys have a good rest? I'll make some black tea while you calm down."

With that said, she took off her armor and walked towards the kitchen.

"Lord Darkness, let me help you."

"Thank you, Liu Zi."

With the help of the maid, the noble lady showed a grateful smile.

The two left together.

Xiao Lin came to the living room and was just about to lie down on the sofa facing the fireplace and take a rest. Unexpectedly, the little Loli took advantage of her petite body and sharp speed to occupy the sofa first.

"Huh, it's best to relax here if you stay here. Although I'm the one who wants to travel."

Megumin stretched.

The lack of improvement in her body makes people wonder why she hasn't developed even though she has eaten so much nutritious food. Where did the food go?

"Xiao Lin, are you thinking about something strange?"

"It's just your illusion."

Xiao Lin, who knew that he must never admit it, finally used the spiritual victory method and stopped fighting with the little Loli, otherwise the explosive magic would hit his face in the next second.

"Wait, Huihui!"

Aqua, who was still fighting with Sato Kazuma just now, ran over quickly after seeing Megumin lying on the sofa.

"This is my sacred special seat."

"If you want this seat, use this game to win it back."

Megumin took out a table game that she was very good at playing and started playing with Aqua.

She just wanted to play.

Sato Kazuma took the initiative to meet Xiaolin's eyes, and the two smiled helplessly after looking at each other.

The seat was taken, so I had to sit on the corner of the sofa.

Xiaolin, who had nothing to do, watched the competition between the two. Not long after, Darkness and Liu Zi also made black tea and brought it over.

Liu Zi, who had a maid program, was very good at serving, but she didn't expect that the normally clumsy and perverted female knight could actually make black tea.

Speaking of which, the food she cooked was delicious, which was very inconsistent with the stereotype of a young lady.

"Megumin, that great mage of yours is enough of a nuisance. How about I give you this useless Cross Knight and exchange chess pieces with me?"

"No. According to my strategy, the Cross Knight is useless. Come on, it's your turn, Aqua."

"Hey... well, what should I say? I know you are talking about that game, but..."

In the battle between Megumin and Aqua, the only one injured was the one who was hit by a stray bullet. Darkness, the cross knight who was wanted by no one, was extremely sad.

Sipping black tea is very relaxing.

Perhaps it’s because I just returned here from a trip, and the leisurely atmosphere makes me feel relaxed and happy, and I can’t help but sigh that the world is really peaceful.

However, something will definitely happen at this time.

Kazuma Sato, who has learned it, is very confident.

look around.

"By the way, where did Yoyo go?"

"She went to see Wiz off. After all, on the way back, there was an idiot who kept crying, which made Wiz become transparent."

"Yeah."

Hearing Xiao Lin's words, he nodded clearly.

If we want to say who is the most unlucky in this trip, it is undoubtedly the weak Lich Girl.

Not to mention that he almost went to see his former colleagues after being cried by the stupid goddess until he became transparent. During this period, he went all out to deal with his current colleagues. He was purified by Aqua who also used all her powers and was almost summoned by the Lord.

After coming back, he took the initiative to comfort the sad Aqua, but he almost died on the spot.

Really, it's so miserable.

……

"No, it's not good! Megumin! Mr. Kobayashi, Mr. Kazuma!"

The crowd sighing for world peace was interrupted by Youyou's anxious shouts.

"What, what's wrong? Did something troublesome happen again?" Sato Kazuma jumped up from the sofa and quickly said nonchalantly: "Whatever, whether it's the Demon King's army cadres or others, I'm not afraid. La."

Even though he said this, his legs that couldn't stop shaking had completely betrayed him.

A flustered Youyou rushed in, her whole face flushed with anxiety. Not sure what was going on, her shoulders were moving up and down with her rapid breathing.

Everyone's emotions were aroused, and their eyes focused on her.

"That, that... I'm really embarrassed to say such words suddenly, but..." Youyou pursed her lips hard, as if she had made up her mind.

Huihui asked strangely: "What's wrong? Did something happen?"

Youyou shook her head gently.

Then she looked directly into Xiao Lin's face.

"I...! I...! I want Mr. Kobayashi's child! ...If that doesn't work, Mr. Kazuma's will also work!"

"puff--"

Sato Kazuma spit out the black tea in his mouth.

Youyou blushed, clenched her fists and trembled, looking extremely embarrassed and angry.

Even so, he didn't avoid looking away.

She was not the only one who was stiff, everyone except Xiao Lin was also stunned.

"Megumin, please don't make this move yet, okay? If you let me regret it, I will give you this strange-shaped stone that I found in the hot springs of Alcanredia."

Except for a certain idiot goddess who was not paying attention at all, nor was she listening to what they were saying.

With a confused look on her face, Darkness subconsciously tilted her hand and spilled the black tea on the carpet.

Xiao Lin slowly put down the black tea in his hand.

There was a ding.

Awakened the confused people.

"What did you say?"

"I-I said, I want Mr. Kobayashi's child!... Of course, if Mr. Kobayashi doesn't agree, Mr. Kazuma can do it."

"I'm sorry, I want Darkness to have my first child...ahem, it's nothing."

He forced himself to swallow the words that came out of his mouth.

No, I almost set off a bomb.

If it were told, the impact would be greater than that of Youyou.

Others were already suspicious.

Youyou said coquettishly again: "If Mr. Xiaolin doesn't agree, Mr. Kazuma can do it."

Sato Kazuma said: "Okay, I hope the first child can be a girl." "No, no, the first child must be a boy!" Yoyo immediately retorted.

For some reason, the two of them suddenly skipped Xiao Lin, and the conversation suddenly advanced to the stage of whether to have a boy or a girl.

I thought that Youyou was a girl who would always accommodate her, but it seemed that she could still say what needed to be said.

Huihui, who came back to her senses, asked loudly: "Wait a minute, why do you want a girl or a boy? Why did you talk about it all of a sudden? And what did you say suddenly, Yuyou, did you really Do you know what you just said?"

Darkness also took advantage of the situation and said: "Let's not mention Xiaolin, you know what kind of man Kazuma is, right? And... and he doesn't refuse anyone who comes... Heh ha——! Hear ha——!"

The perverted female knight began to pant.

Obviously she didn't expect that Yoyo, who usually looked like a good girl, would have such a nature.

...A top student after class?

Huihui grabbed her good friend's shoulders and shook her hard: "Come back to your senses, Yoyo! Sometimes you are so busy running around that you can't see the situation clearly! What exactly happened? Please explain it from the beginning! Besides, even if you really have to have a child, you definitely can’t choose a scumbag!”

Is this how the demolition theory works?

Sato Kazuma, who was seriously injured, was very unhappy.

"Because! If you don't have children, the world will...! The Demon King will...!"

Yoyo looked like she was about to cry.

"I understand, the world...it doesn't matter, you don't have to tell me everything. I understand. As long as I have a child with Yuyu, there will be a way to solve the devil and save the world, right? It's an old cliché of fantasy in another world. How could I refuse to embrace him? What about the request of the troubled person?”

"You guy, when you wanted to do the task before, you were always annoyed and still resisted, but now you become like this again!"

"It's so noisy! This is a problem between the two of us. Don't talk too much about irrelevant people! It's rare that my love life is here, so don't get in my way, okay!"

"This man actually lost his temper at us! And it has nothing to do with me anymore? My friends are about to be abducted by a man, so of course I have to intervene!"

The little loli refuses to give up.

Even though she and Youyou are rivals, and they don't admit defeat on the surface, in fact, their relationship has become very good during this period of time together.

Seeing the quarreling people, Youyou shouted at a loss:

"C-calm down! Sorry, it's all my fault. Please, please calm down!"

"I heard that the law of the kingdom is that you can get married at the age of fourteen, right? Since Yuyou is Megumin's classmate, she should be already fourteen, right? In that case, there is no problem! That's great, that's great It’s wonderful! I won’t be regarded as a lolicon, and I won’t violate the regulations! This is the first time I’ve fallen in love with this world!”

Sato Kazuma went completely crazy.

There is no need to imagine what will happen to a scumbag who has not been admired by girls for a long time after becoming popular.

"This guy……!"

Megumin gritted her teeth and stared at him.

"Darkness, let's teach him a lesson and let this guy have a hard time!"

"Okay, kill this arrogant scumbag!"

"Oh, you want to do something? You really can't learn well. I have the magical skill of absorbing touch. If you're not afraid of death, just come here."

The three of them stood in a tripartite posture.

Xiao Lin came to Yuyou's side and patted the weak girl's shoulder who wanted to break up the fight but was unable to do so.

"Mr. Xiaolin..."

"Don't panic, come on, take a deep breath. Tell me slowly what happened."

"Hush-huh-"

After taking a deep breath, Youyou said extremely seriously: "The village... the Red Devil Village is going to disappear!"

"...Huh?" X4

Her speech immediately brought the noisy crowd to a halt.

----

Darkness serves Youyou a cup of tea.

"So, what happened? The Scarlet Devil Village will disappear. This is really alarmist. Can you explain it?"

"actually……"

After hearing what Huihui said, Yuyou took out an envelope and handed it over, while the little Loli took out two pieces of letter paper from the opened envelope, and then started to read.

It roughly means:

The Demon King's Army, who is afraid of the power of the Red Demon Clan, has established a military base near the Red Demon Village and plans to send a large number of monsters to attack.

According to the prediction of the fortune teller in the village, Yoyo will meet a man in Axel.

The man is a famous adventurer in the town, but he will soon suffer a serious blow and become a useless person. He does not work all day long and has nothing to do, no different from a pretty boy.

But even so, this man is also Yuyou's destined partner.

The two will then give birth to a boy.

This boy will embark on a journey in the future, inherit the original adventurer father's legacy of defeating the devil, and successfully avenge his family.

"This letter always feels like it has something in it."

Xiao Lin couldn't help but complain.

There are fortune tellers in the Scarlet Devil Village who can predict the future, he knows this.

But the other party obviously combined his image with Sato Kazuma's image, and his words were obviously a snake oil that could be applied to anything, so he just deceived the ignorant little girl.

"Besides, I can defeat the Demon King without anyone else."

"But it says that Xiaolin, you will soon suffer a major blow and become useless... Hiss - good - great!"

Darkness gasped with a red face.

It seems that she hopes that Xiao Lin will become a useless person.

Aqua curled her lips and said: "You guys, do you believe such an ambiguous prophecy? Besides, how long do you want me to wait? Hurry up and defeat the Demon King and let me go back!"

"There are very powerful diviners in the Scarlet Devil Village, which means this fortune teller..."

Youyou lowered her head worriedly.

The others looked at Megumin, and the little Loli nodded silently.

They must all believe it.

however--

"Hey, this is..."

At this time, Huihui said softly: "At the end of this letter, it is written that the author of "The Legend of the Heroes of the Crimson Demon Tribe, Chapter 1": You Duohui."

"————?!!!" X5

Hearing her say this, everyone turned their heads suddenly.

"Let me see."

Aqua took the envelope and read: "Because the postage is very expensive, I asked the clan leader to let me put it in his letter. I will send it after the second chapter is written..."

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Youyou suddenly snatched away the letter, crumpled it into a ball and threw it away, then lay on the table and cried loudly.

"Idiot knows enough!"

"Hey, what's going on?" Sato Kazuma asked confused: "What's wrong with you? What's wrong with my child? What should I do? Should I take off my clothes here or go to the room?"

"Take off your hair!... She may be our classmate in the Scarlet Devil Village. How should I put it, she is a child who wants to be a family..."

Megumin's explanation made everyone sigh in relief.

Darkness was confused: "Wait a minute, this is a fictional story, but what about the first letter?"

"This content should be true. After all, the Red Devils have been regarded as a thorn in the side of the Demon King's army since before. I also think it will become like this one day. They are probably preparing to attack our village."

The little loli's expression was a little heavy.

Megumin plans to imprint the faces of everyone in the Red Devil Village into her mind, and all the villagers will always be in her heart.

Youyou also looks lonely.

They know the strength of the Demon King's army best, so this attack will bring disaster to the Red Demons.

But even so, she was ready to go back.

"Everyone, I plan to..."

"Okay, next stop, the Red Devil Village. Let the Demon King's army see our power!"

"Oh!!!" X4

Xiao Lin's shout made Youyou stunned on the spot.

Others were also smiling.

He flicked Yuyou's forehead, causing her to cry out in pain, but she recovered from it.

"What's that expression on your face? My companion's hometown is in crisis, how could he not help? So, let's go back together, Yoyo."

"...Yes, Mr. Xiaolin!"