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Chapter 524 Shura Field

Return to the familiar yet unfamiliar suburban mansion.

It feels familiar and strange at the same time, not only because he hasn't been back in spirit for about twenty years, but also because the mansion is too clean.

Whether it is the exterior or interior, whether it is the corridor or the room, even the toilet is as clean as new.

There are many lazy stay-at-home people in the team, like Aqua, Sato Kazuma and Huihui, but there are also many diligent people, such as Youyou, Darkness and Rikushi.

Even so, the room was so clean that it was impossible to calm down!

In addition, even at home, all the team members were dressed in formal attire, which made people feel that something was not right.

Huihui wore a shoulder-baring dress, and the black dress perfectly contrasted with her fair skin. Youyou also wore a black dress, which was quite eye-catching with her plump figure.

Aqua changed out of her usual blue feathered robe and put on a pure white dress. Her beauty was so beautiful that if she didn't say anything, she would be worshipped as a goddess. Darkness wore a dress of the same color.

Two black and two white?
It is understandable that Darkness, who is a daughter of a noble family, wears formal clothes, but it always feels wrong for two stay-at-home girls like Sato Kazuma and Aqua to wear formal clothes. And shouldn’t Yunyun and Huihui be wearing attire that is very characteristic of the Crimson Demon Clan?

As for Sato Kazuma and Kobayashi... let's not talk about them.

"You guys are exaggerating."

"Don't be careless, Xiaolin! You have to know that the person you are meeting is the first princess of this kingdom, Her Highness Alice. If you are not careful, you will lose your head!"

Although he knew that Darkness wanted to say something serious and make Xiaolin nervous, the problem children around him made it impossible for him to be nervous.

"A slight mistake? Do you mean the stupid goddess who performed sand painting at the banquet, or the little loli who wanted to ruin the banquet with explosion magic, or the devil Kazuma who stole the underwear of the princess's guard, or the noble daughter who slapped the princess? If you lose your head, I guess you guys would have been beheaded long ago."

"This, this..."

Darkness was speechless.

Sato Kazuma rushed over, pushed her aside, and said in an aggrieved tone: "Listen to me, Senior Kobayashi! That abominable female knight actually dared to look down on us. We must teach her a lesson later!"

"Are you sure you didn't steal her underwear and offend her so you couldn't throw the problem to me? You guys did the same, right?"

I saw through his trick at a glance.

Xiaolin sighed helplessly.

I had just woken up from the hibernation capsule, and was hurriedly taken back to the mansion to attend the banquet. Couldn't I have a day to rest? How anxious was that princess?

“Wuwuwu, wuwuwuwu—”

"What do you want to say, Aqua? Forget it, I allow you to take the cloth off your mouth."

After returning to the mansion, Kobayashi blocked Aqua's mouth without saying a word when she tried to beg for mercy and punished her severely.

"Puhaha, I want to say don't be afraid, I will show my talents at the critical moment to make Her Royal Highness the Princess happy."

"It's because of your inexplicable talent that Her Royal Highness the Princess is angry!"

Darkness screamed madly, then hugged Xiaolin and begged, "Please, Xiaolin! I only have you to rely on! As long as I can make the princess happy and send her away smoothly, you can ask me to do anything!"

Her plump body pressed against Xiaolin's chest, and her blood boiled. This sentence made her extremely agitated.

pity--

"Lord Darkness, although your idea is good, Lord Kobayashi appeared naked in front of Her Royal Highness in the warehouse outside the city."

“…What did you say?”

"Is there something wrong with your ears? I can't help it, so I'll repeat it again. When Master Kobayashi was in a warehouse in the suburbs, he appeared naked in front of the princess, so I wanted to share your worries, but unfortunately your expectations were dashed."

Darkness suffered a heavy blow from Liu Zi's sharp tongue.

The noble lady in a dress folded her hands on her chest and fell backwards with a peaceful look on her face. If she was placed in a coffin filled with flowers, the burial ceremony would have been ready.

It was obvious that Darkness was completely heartbroken.

She was still hoping to rely on Xiaolin to save the situation, but now she can only see a future where she will be beheaded.

Aqua and the others looked at Kobayashi with strange eyes, while Sato Kazuma looked extremely admiring.

"I say, you guys, do you think I'm a pervert?"

“Isn’t it? Even Kazuma wouldn’t do such a perverted thing as getting naked in front of a little girl… No, he would probably do that.”

"Hey, I will still take action when it's time!" Sato Kazuma yelled at Aqua angrily.

Xiaolin also rolled his eyes in annoyance.

Whose fault did this stupid goddess think it was? Did she forget why she was being taught a lesson?

"Okay, okay, don't worry." Xiao Lin didn't care: "The princess is not so unreasonable, otherwise you wouldn't be standing here peacefully, right?"

"Xiao Lin..."

"Senior Xiaolin!"

The team members smiled with relief. As expected, Kobayashi was the backbone of the team. If it were just them, they really wouldn't be able to handle it.

"Is it not because Her Highness the Princess said she would take responsibility that Lord Kobayashi would be so fearless?"

"Ms. Liu Zi?!"

Kobayashi's face changed when the maid ruined his plan.

This immediately alerted the team members, especially the female members, and they began to question.

"Wait, Ms. Liu Zi, what's going on?"

"Don't you know? When they were in the warehouse outside the city, the princess saw Lord Kobayashi's body and told him that she would take responsibility. That must be why she is so relaxed and even complacent, right? To actually let a little girl say that she would take responsibility... Lord Kobayashi, you have no sense of shame."

Wait, could you please stop adding fuel to the fire, Miss Liuzi?
Her words completely ignited the anger of the women.

"Really? Really? I know, I know! That princess is here to steal men! All right! Youyou, give me my wand. I want to invite her to watch the fireworks!"

“No, you can’t do that, Megumin!”

"Then I will be responsible for resurrecting Her Highness the Princess and let her know who Xiaolin's believer is."

"Hurry, stop it, Aqua!"

Yunyun and Darkness stopped the furious Megumin and Aqua, who started arguing about Krillin's whereabouts.

Sato Kazuma patted Kobayashi's shoulder with envy and sympathy.

Any man would feel proud of the Shura field caused by women, but the targets are the mentally ill Megumin and Aqua, which really makes people unhappy.

"Ms. Liu Zi!"

"Are you going to punish me, Master Kobayashi? Yes, please punish me as much as you want."

Liu Zi wanted to take off her clothes in front of everyone without saying a word, but Kobayashi grabbed her hand and stopped her from adding fuel to the fire.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, please forgive me."

If she took off her clothes, the mansion might completely collapse.

"You, all of you, calm down quickly! Her Royal Highness the Princess will be hosting a banquet soon, are you making such a fuss that you're risking your lives?"

Darkness anxiously tried to stop them.

Perhaps thinking about what happened at the previous banquet, everyone quickly calmed down.

"Listen carefully. Just like before, Princess Alice will be dealt with mainly by Xiaolin and I. All you have to do is concentrate on eating and nod your heads. Don't interrupt me!"

Aqua and the others nodded quickly.

Seeing how decisive they were, Darkness felt extremely uneasy. They were the same last time, but they still caused a lot of trouble at the banquet.

But this time it’s different, with Xiaolin around, everything will definitely go smoothly… probably.

Darkness gathered all her strength and pushed the door open, like a brave knight about to die.

Behind the door was a spacious banquet hall that had a moderately high-end feel but was not too luxurious. The candlesticks inside were all lit, maintaining a considerable brightness, and there were several servants standing by the dining table, silently waiting for orders.

I heard that the first banquet was held at the lord's mansion, that is, Dustinis's house, and the second one was held at the mansion.

I understand the princess's thoughts. She must want to experience the life of Kobayashi and others up close, just like the latter always wants to visit the former residence of great men. But I didn't expect that in order to entertain the princess, the mansion was renovated and it was unrecognizable.

"Hey, Darkness, who paid for the renovation?"

"...Dustinis's house."

Darkness rolled her eyes. The noble daughter, who was a little nervous at first, relaxed after being interrupted.

As for the other problem children in the team, there is no need to worry. They have no idea what being nervous means.

When we arrived at the room, there was a large dining table on the red carpet, which was filled with all kinds of luxurious delicacies, all made from rare ingredients. Although I knew the princess's banquet would be luxurious, I didn't expect it to be so extravagant.

At the other end of the table sat a blonde, blue-eyed girl wearing a pure white dress like Darkness and Aqua.

She can be said to be a model of a princess, with medium-length golden hair and clear blue eyes. She exudes a noble temperament and gives people a vague impression of slenderness. She is an orthodox beautiful girl.

It was Alice, whom I had met once.

She stared at the group of people who walked into the hall with great interest, to be precise, Kobayashi who was standing next to Darkness.

On both sides of Her Royal Highness the Princess stood two young ladies, dressed as standard knights and magicians.

The female knight glared at Kobayashi fiercely, and the magician also stared at Kobayashi in her mind, but her eyes were always wandering on Kobayashi's lower body.

Hey, bitch, what are you thinking about?
Darkness bowed gracefully to the princess, and Aqua and the others followed suit.

No, I feel a little dizzy.

It would be incredible for anyone to see a person who was originally carefree suddenly become serious. Kobayashi is in such a state.

Of course, he also saluted appropriately like his companions. After all, he had been a noble in another world for twenty years, so he was naturally familiar with the etiquette of the nobles.

Seeing this, Her Royal Highness leaned over to the female knight's ear and whispered something. She had boldly said she would take responsibility before, but now she is so shy.

Soon, the arrogant voice of the female knight was heard.

"I didn't expect that a lowly person like you would know the etiquette of aristocrats. Although it's not standard, it's still acceptable. However, you can't follow the etiquette of aristocrats because of your class. Considering that this is your first offense, I will forgive your mistake this time. Next time we meet, you must bow down to me! ... That's what Her Royal Highness the Princess said."

Hey, hey, hey, did Her Royal Highness the Princess say that? Why do I remember that she doesn’t have that kind of personality?

She told me that she would be responsible.

Are you exaggerating?

Kobayashi questioned with his eyes, and the female knight raised her head proudly, with an attitude of "I did it on purpose, what can you do to me?"

How dare you provoke me?

Good, you're dead.

Princess Alice leaned over and whispered something in her ear again. Kobayashi's excellent hearing heard that the princess was expressing concern for him lying in the hibernation capsule, but the meaning of the words coming out of the female knight's mouth was completely different.

"I heard from your companions that you were seriously injured in a life-and-death fight with Demon King Army cadre Sylvia, and that's why you had to lie in the hibernation capsule for treatment. Is that true?"

Kobayashi glared at Sato Kazuma and found that he was whistling and his eyes were wandering around.

This idiot deliberately added a lot of unnecessary plots to make the story more exciting. It was obviously an easy victory but he made it seem like the team members had a narrow escape.

But this cannot be entirely blamed on him. Other adventurers - mainly people from another world - often annihilate the enemies in a gorgeous way. Although the stories are exciting, you will still feel bored after hearing them too much. After all, stories about overwhelmingly defeating monsters are not very interesting.

But Xiaolin couldn't deny it. If he was considered a liar, he would have to live in another world. So he could only answer dryly.

"...So be it."

"Is that so? Humph, it seems that Lord Kobayashi is not as strong as imagined. Lord Mitsurugi Hibiki praised you so much, saying that you and Sato Kazuma are outstanding adventurers. But the man behind you said that you were protecting the homeland from harm, but in fact he is just a deadbeat stay-at-home. I guess you are also a boastful person. You must have used some tricks to defeat Lord Mitsurugi Hibiki... That's what the princess said."

You are a liar!

Her Royal Highness the Princess didn't even whisper in your ear. You just said it on your own initiative!

However, the female knight's contemptuous gaze did not fall on Kobayashi, but was fixed on Sato Kazuma. She remembered that Sato Kazuma had taken off her panties.

In fact, Yu Jian Xiangye was indeed defeated by his little tricks several times, and he couldn't help but wonder if Yu Jian Xiangye was flattering him.

"Looking at your strength, it's hard not to doubt that you really have the ability to defeat the Demon King's army leaders. Maybe you colluded with Lord Mitsurugi Hibiki to deceive the royal family... That's what the princess said."

This female knight targets Xiaolin everywhere.

Was she so angry because she had let the princess see something she shouldn't have? Or was she angry at Kobayashi because she was resentful that Satou Kazuma had stolen her underwear?
No, it's not just that.

Xiaolin was very familiar with her eyes, that was the look she gave her love rival. This guy actually had feelings for the princess! This evil lesbian! Let go of that little girl, let me do it!

"Your Excellency the Knight means..."

"Let's duel. I think that someone who can defeat so many Demon King's army leaders and has the approval of the Demon Sword Hero Mitsurugi Hibiki-sama will not use such despicable means."

After saying that, she glared at Sato Kazuma.

The man who was being glared at continued to whistle, pretending he couldn't hear it.

Are you putting the trouble on me?
(End of this chapter)