This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 13 Let me pretend to be a ghost?

In case of indecision, ask Baidu!
This is a little habit of Xu Yang.

"How can I scare ghosts?"

Enter a question.

Press search.

One answer after another jumped out.

"Are you scaring yourself? How can there be ghosts in this world? Relax and believe in science!"

"Don't wear makeup."

"Let yourself become a ghost first."

"........."

Xu Yang has a black face.

What and what!

It looks like nonsense from people who don't know how to do it.

Fortunately, there are all kinds of things on the Internet, and Xu Yang quickly found a few more reliable answers.

Number one: the wicked.

A truly wicked person who never commits all kinds of crimes is even afraid of ghosts.

Xu Yang was thoughtful... Maybe he could behave "evil" in front of ghosts?
Second: the butcher's knife.

The butcher's knife has killed too many livestock, and it is stained with the resentment and evil spirit of a large number of livestock. Putting it at home can even ward off evil spirits. Ghosts are naturally afraid when they see it!
"A butcher's knife?"

"Where can I find it in the middle of the night?"

Xu Yang shook his head.

But this answer gave him an idea.

Scare ghosts with things that ghosts fear, and ghosts will naturally be frightened.

So what are ghosts most afraid of?

Ghostbusters!
Taoist priest!

"Maybe I can put on my grandpa's Taoist robe and try holding a mahogany sword!"

He went back to the second floor and said hello to the female ghost: "Sister ghost, I have something to go to Yu Town... Do you want to go together? I met you in Yu Town last time, so I'm right Accompany you back to your mother's house."

"Don't go!"

The female ghost stared at the TV without raising her head and wrote two words in blood.

Depend on!
In the past, he pestered me every day and never left.

Now I'm going to do something, but you don't follow?

Xu Yang complained in his heart.

I didn't care too much.

Just a few brats, nothing difficult.

He left the funeral shop, got into the car, and went straight to Yu Town overnight.

Yu Town is on the south side of Wucheng, about 200 miles away from Wucheng. Because it was night and there were many speed tests on the road, Xu Yang estimated that it would take at least three hours to drive.

Fix the phone on the holder.

While driving, Xu Yang turned on the live broadcast of "Sister Taozi".

It wasn't long before she set off, and because she was not familiar with the road and walked slowly, Xu Yang reckoned that it was possible for him to catch up with her.

When it was close to 12 o'clock in the evening, Xu Yang followed the navigation and came to the small village mentioned on the Internet.

This village is called "Dawa Village".

The primary school was called "Dawawan Primary School".

Xu Yang knew the meaning of "complete primary school", which refers to a school with a complete first to fifth grade, so it can be called "complete primary school".

This kind of name is not seen in urban areas, but there are many in the southern mountainous area.

Here is a mountainous area, people who live here may be calculated according to "kilometers" away from the nearest neighbor's house.

It is not uncommon for a village to have dozens of households. In such a small village, the general school can only be built to the third grade, that is, one room, a dozen students, and one teacher.

After reaching the third grade, these students need to walk sixty or seventy miles to and from school every day if they want to continue their studies.

When the fifth grade is finished, and when the sixth and seventh grades are reached, they will go to the "township" school to live.

However, this situation has been greatly alleviated with the implementation of the national "ecological immigration policy". At least the people in the mountainous area of ​​Yu Town have been resettled.

The reason why Xu Yang knew so well was because Ma Long was like this when he was a child.

His hometown is not far from "Dawa Village". He didn't move to Wucheng until after the fifth grade, when his father made a fortune outside.

Park your car at the school gate.

Xu Yang pushed open the rusty iron gate and walked in.

On both sides of the gate, the school's plaque fell to the ground, and the green trees on the campus, because they were not taken care of for a long time, were dead and skyrocketing.

As soon as you enter the school gate, the first thing you see is a basketball court.

The basketball court is cement hardened, with many cracks, the basketball hoops on both sides have long been rusted, and the wooden backboard is even more decayed.

Next to the basketball court is a flag pole.

Behind it are two rows of red brick houses.

The car of the female anchor "Sister Taozi" was parked on the basketball court. She was very angry at the moment and cursed: "What are you all doing for food? You can't do such a small thing well? Isn't it just money? Three hundred is not enough Just five hundred, if five hundred is not enough, then one thousand, and it will be 12 o'clock soon, if the live broadcast effect is delayed, I will deduct half a year's salary from you!"

"Sister Taozi, I really can't find anyone."

A dry and skinny young man smiled wryly: "The people in this place have moved so close that there are only a few households left. They all say that the school is haunted, and they don't dare to approach it in broad daylight, let alone come to play ghosts in the school in the middle of the night. gone."

"It's not about the money."

"After all, rural people are short-sighted and superstitious...how about I pretend to be a ghost later?"

"You pretend to be a hammer, you are a camera, and you pretend to be a ghost, how can I live broadcast?"

Sister Taozi scolded: "I knew it would be nice to bring someone here from the city. It's midnight, where can I find someone?"

was talking.

Xu Yang walked in from the school gate.

It's dark tonight.

But Sister Taozi and the others turned on the lights on the basketball court, so it wasn't hard to see people clearly.

The young "photographer" ran over in two or three steps and asked, "Brother, do you have time? We need your help with a job here..."

"Let me pretend to be a ghost?"

Xu Yang had heard the general idea from their conversation just now, and couldn't help but said: "This place is already haunted, and you still let people pretend to be ghosts here? Are you not afraid that something will happen?"

"Where are ghosts in the world?"

Sister Taozi walked over with a swaying figure.

She has a really hot body.

The career line is plump, as sexy as in the live broadcast.

but the appearance...

It's very common.

Even a little ugly.

But it doesn't matter, after all, it's a live broadcast, and you don't need to perform offline. The beauty is at its peak, and with a little makeup, the aunt can become His Highness Qiao Biluo!
She smiled and said, "It's been four months since I switched careers to do supernatural exploration, and I went to many haunted places, but I didn't even see a single ghost...Little brother, don't worry, there are so many of us here, even if there really are What else can ghosts do to you?"

Xu Yang thought about it carefully, and it seemed to be the reason.

I came here for ghosts, to scare ghosts, afraid of a bird?
And I still want to ask Sister Taozi for "clues", it's not good if I refuse now, so I immediately said: "How to pretend?"

heart...

But it was a lot of emotion.

This female anchor, sooner or later, something will happen.

Spiritual adventure?

Is that something normal people can do?
And in the middle of the night, deep in the mountains, they suddenly appeared, and they didn't even have the slightest precaution.

Thanks to being a good person!
Sister Taozi breathed a sigh of relief when she heard Xu Yang's question, and said, "Assistant, where's the script..."

"How to live broadcast later, it's all in the script, if you don't understand something, you can ask the camera... assistant, what time is it? Quickly touch up my makeup, the broadcast will start soon..."

　PS: It is true that students walk dozens of miles to school. I experienced it personally when I was a child.

　
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