This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 2 for us?
The female ghost turned her head and remained motionless.

Although he couldn't see her face and eyes, Xu Yang knew that the female ghost should be staring at him at this moment!

At this time, the chicken feet must not be exposed, so Xu Yang also stared at the female ghost with sincerity on his face.

Tens of seconds later, the female ghost floated away quietly and landed on the sofa again.

"so close!"

"It was almost discovered!"

Xu Yang breathed a sigh of relief, feeling as if he had been emptied, and slumped on the chair.

What is this called?
Ghost peeping screen?
Living with ghosts is simply too scary!

This further strengthened Xu Yang's desire to get rid of the female ghost!

After a while, Xu Yang peeked over again.

Seeing the female ghost staring at the TV, her body trembled for a while, as if amused by the bloody plot on TV, he quietly took out his phone.

Open several chat groups, pretending to chat and fart in them.

In fact, he has been secretly observing the movements of the female ghost, and took the opportunity to check on the browser.

There are various theories about "ghost hunting" on the Internet.

What to find Taoist priests to exorcise evil spirits, and eminent monks to practice...

This Xu Yang has already tested it. It may be that the Taoist priests and monks he found are fake. Let alone catching ghosts, they can't even see it...

"what?"

"This method seems to be very reliable!"

Xu Yang found another post——

The post first introduced what "ghosts" are, and called ghosts "spirits" born under eighteen kinds of disasters such as resentment, obsession, and fear of death.

And attached a "ghost hunting" method.

"First you need to prepare the tools..."

"Peachwood Sword, Spirit Talisman..."

"Peach wood is the most yang tree, and the magic utensils made of it can drive away ghosts and evil spirits."

"A spiritual talisman is a carrier infused with information about mana, heaven, earth, people, and gods. It is the words of the gods, which can convey the will of the gods. They can summon gods and ghosts, subdue demons and suppress demons, cure diseases and eliminate disasters, and even order ghosts and gods?"

"Once you have these two tools, you can bow to the patriarch and recite the curse of the forbidden altar!"

"Golden bell rings jade tone, hundreds of filth are hidden in nine places, group of demons protect Qian Lintian, flowers scatter in rain... Urgent like a law?"

"This is the altar purification mantra."

"Then there is the mantra of purifying heaven and earth, the heaven and earth are natural, the filth is dispersed, the cave is mysterious and empty, and the Taiyuan is shining. The majesty of the eight directions makes me natural, and the spirit treasure talisman tells the nine heavens... The evil and filth dissipate, and the Dao energy lasts forever!"

"While holding a mahogany sword and chanting a mantra to kill ghosts?"

Seeing this, Yu Yang became excited!

"Peach wood sword?"

"Amulet?"

"I have this thing..."

He remembered the set of "equipment" that his grandfather used when he went to the countryside to perform ceremonies for others. Now he puts it in the cabinet as a relic.

Subconsciously looking at the sofa with sidelight, Xu Yang wanted to take out the "equipment" while the female ghost was watching TV...

Just looking at it, Xu Yang's heart raised his throat!
The female ghost is gone!

He turned his head sharply, and the tip of his nose touched a strand of hair.

The female ghost is floating behind Xu Yang...

Xu Yang reacted quickly, turned off the screen of the phone in an instant, and cursed: "Damn, these people on the Internet can really be blind...Ghosts are good friends of human beings, they should live in peace and love each other. Why do you fight and kill?"

The female ghost danced wildly with black hair and said nothing.

With her black hair fluttering, Xu Yang saw her facial features for the first time.

It was a beautiful face, with big eyes and red lips, perhaps because she was a ghost, her skin was extremely pale, there was blood in the corner of her eyes, and she had an angry look on her face, unexpectedly...

Kind of cute?

After being stunned for three seconds, Xu Yang shivered violently!

Damn!

I'm afraid I won't pervert, right?

Do you think a female ghost is cute?

"Sister Ghost, don't be angry, look at your hairstyle is all messed up!"

Knowing that the female ghost was angry, Xu Yang quickly found a comb and combed her fluttering black hair.

Female ghost: "..."

She floated to the mirror, looked left and right, ran her hands through her hair again, and covered her face again.

But Xu Yang didn't see anything in the mirror.

But what he can be sure of is that the female ghost's anger has dissipated...

At this time.

Xu Yang's cell phone rang.

Seeing the word "Ma Long" on the caller ID, Xu Yang had the urge to hit someone!

special!
If it weren't for Ma Long, a dog with a shameless face, asking himself to do things, how could these incidents have happened?

Line connected.

Xu Yang said angrily, "Why?"

Ma Long grinned: "Old Xu, I'm back in Wucheng...Come out for a drink or two?"

Xu Yang: "No!"

Ma Long: "Aren't you going? That's a pity, my cousin's best friend even said that she wants to get to know you!"

"........."

Xu Yang lifted his spirits: "Location."

Ma Long: "I'll send it to you on WeChat."

.....................

Two minutes later, Xu Yang left the funeral shop and got into the BYD "Song" parked in the parking space at the entrance.

woo woo woo woo……

The female ghost floated over and appeared directly in the passenger seat without opening the door.

Xu Yang took it for granted, and according to the positioning, he soon came to "Lanting Street" in Wucheng.

When the "Lanting Street" in Wucheng was first built, it was intended to be a cultural street. At that time, there were many bookstores, antique calligraphy and painting shops, and folk embroidery shops.

But I don’t know why, gradually these shops disappeared, replaced by KTVs and roast bars, which naturally became the “bar street” in Wucheng.

In a KTV named "Ace of Spades", Xu Yang met Ma Long.

This guy was flushed, and he was shaking dice (tou) with two beautifully dressed girls.

"Old Xu!"

"Marlon!"

After the two warmly greeted each other, Ma Long introduced the two girls to Xu Yang.

"Hi Boss Xu, my name is Zhang Li."

"I'm Yu Xiao."

After sitting down, Xu Yang quietly asked: "Ma Long, where is your cousin from? Why don't I know?"

"We chatted on WeChat... Hehehe, how is it? How is brother treating you? I know you have been single for the past few years... Whoever you can take away at night depends on your luck!"

Xu Yang looked back and saw the female ghost floating behind him. Although the long black hair covered his face, Xu Yang somehow noticed that... the female ghost was very angry, and he said righteously: "Don't talk nonsense, Am I that kind of person? Let's just drink tonight and not talk about anything else!"

The four clinked glasses first.

After shaking the dice a few more times, the two girls picked up the microphones and went to karaoke.

Ma Long moved towards Xu Yang, looked at Xu Yang carefully, and said, "Your mental state is not right, you haven't encountered anything recently, have you?"

"Didn't I tell you that?"

Xu Yang was speechless for a while.

A female ghost haunts you every day, it's strange if you are in the right mental state!

Ma Long laughed: "Isn't it? Are you kidding me? Are you really haunted by a ghost? Didn't you boast that you learned Taoism when you were in school, and that you are a descendant of a heavenly master? Even a ghost can't deal with it?"

"No one else can see it, deal with a hammer..."

Xu Yang took a sip of wine, smiled wryly and told Ma Long about his experience in the past half month.

The female ghost sat beside Xu Yang.

Tilting his head, he seemed curious.

After a while, she stared at the barbecue on the table again.

Head down.

Take a good sniff.

Then, I focused on roasted leeks, meat sandwiches and fruit plates.

Daoist "white air" flew up and penetrated into the female ghost's long black hair. She patted her belly with a look of satisfaction.

After Ma Long heard this, he frowned: "Let me tell you, you are not haunted by a ghost, but have a mental problem... This is a disease, you need to see a doctor, a psychiatrist...?"

But Xu Yang, looking at the female ghost floating around in the KTV private room, fell into deep thought.

Mental problems?

Could it be that this female ghost didn't exist at all, but was just a figment of my own imagination?

"puff!"

At this moment, Ma Long, who had eaten a mouthful of skewers, vomited directly and cursed: "Waiter, waiter, what are you grilling? Are you giving us shit?"

Xu Yang: "..."

Shit conjecture!
This BBQ speaks volumes!
(End of this chapter)