This celestial master is not serious
Chapter 45 Your house has been copied, where did you get the funeral objects?
Chapter 45 Your house has been copied, where did you get the funeral objects?
Yang Yin: "..."
She was a little confused.
This……
what's the situation?
Not to mention that the master has a ghost king in his house, it seems... the relationship with that ghost king is a bit delicate!
Seeing me coming back with Master, she seemed to be angry?
In Yang Yin's beautiful big eyes, the fire of gossip began to burn!
But soon she reacted and shivered!
That is a ghost king!
Slapping yourself to death is not as difficult as killing a fly, right?
"Saving your life is the most important thing... As for my precious golden nanmu coffin, I will ask for it later!"
As soon as she rolled her eyes, she was about to leave the funeral shop, but as soon as she walked out the door, she found... an inexplicable force seemed to act on her body, making it difficult for her to move forward.
Yang Yin's complexion changed drastically, and she obediently returned to the funeral shop!
Master Ghost King...
It seems like he doesn't want to let himself go!
…………
at the same time.
The second floor of the funeral shop.
Xu Yang used the land flight technique, almost as soon as the female ghost floated onto the sofa, he was already there.
"Ok?"
"Your cultivation has improved again, and you have also learned a powerful lightness kung fu?"
Seeing this, the female ghost who didn't intend to pay attention to Xu Yang couldn't help but say something.
Say it.
She watched TV.
A pair of eyes fixed on the look.
Xu Yang pondered for a few seconds, organized his words, and then said: "Sister Ghost, it's not what you think... That female ghost is homeless, I just took her back to the shop for a few days."
The female ghost continued to stare at the TV without saying a word.
"real!"
"When I choose an auspicious day, I will resettle her a new home, and she will leave."
Xu Yang said again.
The female ghost raised her eyelids slightly, glanced at Xu Yang out of the corner of her eye, and said calmly: "This is your home, it is your right to bring women back, why bother to explain to this king?"
"She's not human."
"Yes, she is not a woman, but a female goblin!"
The female ghost held the remote control and switched the TV channels randomly.
Xu Yang wanted to continue, but at this time Yang Yin floated up from the stairs, she didn't dare to look directly at the female ghost, and said cautiously: "Master Ghost King, don't blame the master, if you want to blame, blame the little girl for her low ability and incompetence , the house has been taken over, and now even the coffin has been dug out."
Wiping her tears, she choked with sobs and said: "The little girl has nowhere to go. The master agreed to take the little girl home when he saw that I was pitiful. If Lord Ghost King is unwilling, the little girl will leave now."
What the hell!
Seeing this scene, everyone in Xu Yang was numb.
What is this called?
This...is this the legendary green tea?
How did you, a female ghost from the Republic of China, have this skill?
What's more, your mother is a ghost, you don't have tears, you just choke up and cry, what does that pitiful way of wiping your tears mean?
However, to Xu Yang's surprise, the family member didn't lose his temper.
She glanced at Yang Yin and asked, "What's your name? How old are you this year? I think you are young. It doesn't look like you are dying. How did you die?"
"Master Huigui King, the young girl's name is Yang Yin. She was born in the 2nd year of Xuantong and died in the 20th year of the Republic of China."
Yang Yin replied obediently: "I was 22 years old when I died. At that time, there were many warlords in the country, Western powers invaded the country, and even Fusang was watching. My father was a well-known businessman in the Northwest, but he was targeted by the warlord leader and wanted to marry my family. To get married, I would rather die than marry, in order to preserve my chastity, I committed suicide by taking poison."
On the side, Xu Yang calculated silently.
The 2nd year of Xuantong was the second year of Puyi's ascension to the throne, that is, 1910.
In 1912, the Republic of China was established... In the 20th year of the Republic of China, that is, in 1932, it was exactly 22 years old.
The originally indifferent female ghost was moved a lot after hearing Yang Yin's words.
She said: "Your life experience is somewhat similar to this king... My surname is Liu, and he is famous for poetry. He was originally born in a scholarly family. He was murdered by a traitor, and Jin Yiwei took him to prison and punished him."
"According to the law, this king will be used as an official prostitute... This king refused, so he cut his wrist and killed himself."
Yang Yin choked up even more for a moment: "I didn't expect Lord Ghost King to have such a tragic life experience."
Liu Shishi floated up to Yang Yin, grabbed her hand and said: "You and I both committed suicide, and it is fate to meet here, so... I am three or four hundred years older than you, if you don't mind, Just call me sister!"
"what?"
Yang Yin was overjoyed: "Sister!"
"Sister...why are you crying again?"
"Sister, I'm crying with joy..."
"........."
Xu Yang stood aside, dumbfounded.
I wipe! ! !
Does this work too?
The way you ghosts meet and chat is too...so what!
When other people meet, it’s always hello, I’m good, have you eaten, where do you get rich.
You guys are nice, when you said it, when did you die, how did you die... If someone else heard this, wouldn't you be scared to death?
The night is already deep.
Xu Yang suddenly remembered that the rolling door outside had not been closed yet.
He went downstairs, closed the shutter door, and when he returned to the second floor, the two female ghosts were already intimate. They sat side by side on the sofa, you talk about your sister, I talk about my sister, chatting so intimately!
Yang Yin: "Sister, this is the legendary TV, right? When I went out for a walk, I watched it from someone's window..."
"Yes, this is the TV."
Liu Shishi picked up the remote control: "Look, this is to switch the channel, this is to increase the volume, decrease the volume... You can watch a lot of movies and TV shows in this, but most of them require VIP. If you can't watch them, you will be so pissed off." Already!"
Yang Yin: "VIP? Sister, what is a VIP?"
Liu Shishi falters and hesitates, unable to say one, two, three.
"VIP is a member, as long as you register as a member, you can watch it."
Xu Yang stepped forward and complained: "However, there are too many programs in the TV now. If you open this membership, you may have to charge money when you watch another drama. It is purely a scam. I will buy a computer later. If you are a video member, you can watch all the dramas.”
"By the way, are you eating?"
"I'm going to get some buckets of instant noodles."
Said, into the kitchen.
After a while, the three barrels of instant noodles were soaked.
It was the first time for Yang Yin to eat instant noodles. She sniffed hard, and the smell became urgent. Two wisps of white air "swiped" into her nostrils, and she coughed chokingly, coughing all over the room. Yin Qi.
On a hot day, it suddenly cooled down.
Xu Yang took a bite of instant noodles, suddenly thought of something, and asked, "Sister Gui..."
Sister Gui hadn't said the word, and remembered that the female ghost had introduced herself just now, her name was Liu Shishi, so she changed her voice and said, "Shishi, didn't you say that your father was killed by a traitor and sent to prison?" ?"
"In that case, won't your house be raided?"
"You said earlier that the funeral objects... your house has been raided, where did you get the funeral objects from?"
PS: The fifth update is here. Considering that we didn’t recommend streaking next week, and we still have to wait for the next week’s recommendation, we will resume the 2nd update tomorrow.
(End of this chapter)
Yang Yin: "..."
She was a little confused.
This……
what's the situation?
Not to mention that the master has a ghost king in his house, it seems... the relationship with that ghost king is a bit delicate!
Seeing me coming back with Master, she seemed to be angry?
In Yang Yin's beautiful big eyes, the fire of gossip began to burn!
But soon she reacted and shivered!
That is a ghost king!
Slapping yourself to death is not as difficult as killing a fly, right?
"Saving your life is the most important thing... As for my precious golden nanmu coffin, I will ask for it later!"
As soon as she rolled her eyes, she was about to leave the funeral shop, but as soon as she walked out the door, she found... an inexplicable force seemed to act on her body, making it difficult for her to move forward.
Yang Yin's complexion changed drastically, and she obediently returned to the funeral shop!
Master Ghost King...
It seems like he doesn't want to let himself go!
…………
at the same time.
The second floor of the funeral shop.
Xu Yang used the land flight technique, almost as soon as the female ghost floated onto the sofa, he was already there.
"Ok?"
"Your cultivation has improved again, and you have also learned a powerful lightness kung fu?"
Seeing this, the female ghost who didn't intend to pay attention to Xu Yang couldn't help but say something.
Say it.
She watched TV.
A pair of eyes fixed on the look.
Xu Yang pondered for a few seconds, organized his words, and then said: "Sister Ghost, it's not what you think... That female ghost is homeless, I just took her back to the shop for a few days."
The female ghost continued to stare at the TV without saying a word.
"real!"
"When I choose an auspicious day, I will resettle her a new home, and she will leave."
Xu Yang said again.
The female ghost raised her eyelids slightly, glanced at Xu Yang out of the corner of her eye, and said calmly: "This is your home, it is your right to bring women back, why bother to explain to this king?"
"She's not human."
"Yes, she is not a woman, but a female goblin!"
The female ghost held the remote control and switched the TV channels randomly.
Xu Yang wanted to continue, but at this time Yang Yin floated up from the stairs, she didn't dare to look directly at the female ghost, and said cautiously: "Master Ghost King, don't blame the master, if you want to blame, blame the little girl for her low ability and incompetence , the house has been taken over, and now even the coffin has been dug out."
Wiping her tears, she choked with sobs and said: "The little girl has nowhere to go. The master agreed to take the little girl home when he saw that I was pitiful. If Lord Ghost King is unwilling, the little girl will leave now."
What the hell!
Seeing this scene, everyone in Xu Yang was numb.
What is this called?
This...is this the legendary green tea?
How did you, a female ghost from the Republic of China, have this skill?
What's more, your mother is a ghost, you don't have tears, you just choke up and cry, what does that pitiful way of wiping your tears mean?
However, to Xu Yang's surprise, the family member didn't lose his temper.
She glanced at Yang Yin and asked, "What's your name? How old are you this year? I think you are young. It doesn't look like you are dying. How did you die?"
"Master Huigui King, the young girl's name is Yang Yin. She was born in the 2nd year of Xuantong and died in the 20th year of the Republic of China."
Yang Yin replied obediently: "I was 22 years old when I died. At that time, there were many warlords in the country, Western powers invaded the country, and even Fusang was watching. My father was a well-known businessman in the Northwest, but he was targeted by the warlord leader and wanted to marry my family. To get married, I would rather die than marry, in order to preserve my chastity, I committed suicide by taking poison."
On the side, Xu Yang calculated silently.
The 2nd year of Xuantong was the second year of Puyi's ascension to the throne, that is, 1910.
In 1912, the Republic of China was established... In the 20th year of the Republic of China, that is, in 1932, it was exactly 22 years old.
The originally indifferent female ghost was moved a lot after hearing Yang Yin's words.
She said: "Your life experience is somewhat similar to this king... My surname is Liu, and he is famous for poetry. He was originally born in a scholarly family. He was murdered by a traitor, and Jin Yiwei took him to prison and punished him."
"According to the law, this king will be used as an official prostitute... This king refused, so he cut his wrist and killed himself."
Yang Yin choked up even more for a moment: "I didn't expect Lord Ghost King to have such a tragic life experience."
Liu Shishi floated up to Yang Yin, grabbed her hand and said: "You and I both committed suicide, and it is fate to meet here, so... I am three or four hundred years older than you, if you don't mind, Just call me sister!"
"what?"
Yang Yin was overjoyed: "Sister!"
"Sister...why are you crying again?"
"Sister, I'm crying with joy..."
"........."
Xu Yang stood aside, dumbfounded.
I wipe! ! !
Does this work too?
The way you ghosts meet and chat is too...so what!
When other people meet, it’s always hello, I’m good, have you eaten, where do you get rich.
You guys are nice, when you said it, when did you die, how did you die... If someone else heard this, wouldn't you be scared to death?
The night is already deep.
Xu Yang suddenly remembered that the rolling door outside had not been closed yet.
He went downstairs, closed the shutter door, and when he returned to the second floor, the two female ghosts were already intimate. They sat side by side on the sofa, you talk about your sister, I talk about my sister, chatting so intimately!
Yang Yin: "Sister, this is the legendary TV, right? When I went out for a walk, I watched it from someone's window..."
"Yes, this is the TV."
Liu Shishi picked up the remote control: "Look, this is to switch the channel, this is to increase the volume, decrease the volume... You can watch a lot of movies and TV shows in this, but most of them require VIP. If you can't watch them, you will be so pissed off." Already!"
Yang Yin: "VIP? Sister, what is a VIP?"
Liu Shishi falters and hesitates, unable to say one, two, three.
"VIP is a member, as long as you register as a member, you can watch it."
Xu Yang stepped forward and complained: "However, there are too many programs in the TV now. If you open this membership, you may have to charge money when you watch another drama. It is purely a scam. I will buy a computer later. If you are a video member, you can watch all the dramas.”
"By the way, are you eating?"
"I'm going to get some buckets of instant noodles."
Said, into the kitchen.
After a while, the three barrels of instant noodles were soaked.
It was the first time for Yang Yin to eat instant noodles. She sniffed hard, and the smell became urgent. Two wisps of white air "swiped" into her nostrils, and she coughed chokingly, coughing all over the room. Yin Qi.
On a hot day, it suddenly cooled down.
Xu Yang took a bite of instant noodles, suddenly thought of something, and asked, "Sister Gui..."
Sister Gui hadn't said the word, and remembered that the female ghost had introduced herself just now, her name was Liu Shishi, so she changed her voice and said, "Shishi, didn't you say that your father was killed by a traitor and sent to prison?" ?"
"In that case, won't your house be raided?"
"You said earlier that the funeral objects... your house has been raided, where did you get the funeral objects from?"
PS: The fifth update is here. Considering that we didn’t recommend streaking next week, and we still have to wait for the next week’s recommendation, we will resume the 2nd update tomorrow.
(End of this chapter)
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