This celestial master is not serious
Chapter 70 Daily income, so simple?
Chapter 70 Earning Millions a Day, Is It So Simple?
"No!"
Shanshuigou Village, under the big locust tree.
Mrs. Zhang stopped dancing the big god, her old and cloudy eyes stared straight ahead, and said sharply: "Taoist priest, put down the pot... Put it down quickly! Otherwise, I will die, old woman, and I will haunt you forever and curse you!"
A vicious curse came out of her mouth.
Her voice was hoarse, like a trapped animal roaring.
On the road.
A few children holding one yuan banknotes in their hands seemed to be going to the canteen to buy popsicles. They were so frightened that they ran away.
…………
"I curse you!"
"Curse you to die badly, curse you to be haunted by ghosts from life to life, and curse you to be devoured by maggots after death..."
Inside the courtyard.
From the mouth of the ghost, a vicious curse was also issued.
Wang Lin and Bai Wei felt their scalps go numb, but Xu Yang was calm and didn't care at all.
witchcraft?
I didn't know it before, but now I do.
While cursing, the ghost provided Xu Yang with "merit value +30" and "witchcraft +1". His eyes glowing with blood were staring at the pot that Xu Yang was throwing around.
If you look carefully.
will find out...
Every time the jar was thrown up, its body would tremble, as if worried that the jar would fall on the ground and be damaged.
"You don't need to waste your tongue to curse me... I already know the witchcraft you practice, but it's just a superficial part of witchcraft. If you really know one of the curses in witchcraft, I will be afraid of you." a bit."
As "Witchcraft +1" kept ringing.
In Xu Yang's mind, there are many more memories about witchcraft. These memories are all witchcraft practiced by Mrs. Zhang!
That ghost was originally made by Mrs. Zhang with witchcraft and evil methods.
It can be regarded as a different kind of incarnation, with all her memories. Once the conditions are met, Mrs. Zhang can abandon her physical body, inject her blood and soul into it, and transform into a ghost, and then she can achieve another kind of "longevity".
"I expect to become a ghost to achieve longevity..."
Throwing the pot, Xu Yang couldn't help but shook his head and sighed: "This is so sad... Do you think that you can live forever in this world if you become a ghost? I'm afraid it will be even worse... maybe, every three or five days , and was arrested."
"correct."
"How come you only know about the curse and don't attack me?"
"Are you afraid that I will accidentally drop the jar on the ground?"
"or……"
"You can also try to grab the jar?"
When he said this, Xu Yang paused, and said with a smile: "I almost forgot, you were refined from this jar, right? This thing is equivalent to your physical body... ghosts can't move their own bones .”
Master Xu...
Sure enough, knowledgeable!
Wang Lin's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he looked at Xu Yang full of admiration.
As for the ghost, its voice became sharper. It didn't dare to attack Xu Yang, and it couldn't take the jar away, so it could only curse impotently and furiously...
It said all kinds of vicious curses in turn.
Maybe there is nothing new, and he said viciously: "I curse you that you will not be able to have sex in this life, you will not lift for the rest of your life, you will not be hard when you lift, hard but not long, and you will be infertile after a long time..."
Xu Yang: "..."
His whole body was stunned!
After being stunned, there was endless anger!
this curse...
For a man, it's just too vicious!
brush!
He threw the jar high up.
Then he flicked the Taoist robe and put his hands behind his back... That posture, obviously he didn't intend to pick it up!
"No!"
From Li Gui's mouth, there was a shrill cry.
It turned into a ray of wind and rolled towards the jar.
However, all in vain!
As Xu Yang said, it was born from the jar. In other words, the jar is its body... No matter how powerful the ghost is, it cannot move its own bones.
The jar passed through the dark wind.
Snapped!
It fell to the ground and fell to pieces.
Black blood spread, and six shriveled peach pits were still soaked in the blood.
The noon sun shone on the bloody water and the peach pits, as if some chemical reaction had occurred, and the blue smoke rose directly.
"Ah ah ah ah..."
"I don't want to die... I don't want to die!"
"Taoist, I curse you!"
In mid-air, the ghost's figure began to distort and deform, which lasted for about five seconds, and finally disappeared completely.
"Ding!"
"Congratulations, you have made great achievements in transcending the souls of the dead, and you will be rewarded: merit value +300."
In my mind, the system prompt sounded.
"Master Xu, amazing!"
Wang Lin stepped forward, with the air of a little fanboy, he gave a thumbs up and said, "In one day, even if our team leader personally destroys two B-level ghosts, he can't do it like you."
And Xu Yang.
But he had a dark face and a sullen look.
Oh shit!
This dog-like thing is too vicious to curse himself like this?
Even though he knew that the old witch was just trying to use her tongue, and there was no "spell" in the witchcraft she had learned, Xu Yang still felt chilly in his crotch.
Waving his hand, Xu Yang said: "Let's close the case... The peach pit in the jar is the carrier evidence of her using witchcraft to steal the blood of the Zhang family... By the way, Wang Lin, you go to Shanshuigou Village. "
"If my predictions are correct, the mother-in-law should have died suddenly."
…………
Shanshuigou Village.
Under the big locust tree.
With a scream, Mrs. Zhang fell straight to the ground, and the fresh and tender peach placed on the ground wilted at a speed visible to the naked eye.
On the big locust tree, the locust flowers and locust leaves also withered quickly, falling off piece by piece.
The first to discover Mrs. Zhang's body were a few children.
The child cried in fright on the spot, and ran back to find his parents.
When Wang Lin, Bai Wei and Xu Yang arrived, the big locust tree was already full of people.
Squeezing away from the crowd, Wang Lin stepped forward to take a look, only to find that the woman's body seemed to have been dead for a long time, her flesh and blood dried up, and she turned into a mummy.
"The police are doing business, everyone gives way."
Wang Lin took out his ID, flashed it before the eyes of the onlookers, then found a piece of cloth, wrapped it up, and stuffed the corpse into the trunk.
The off-road vehicle slowly drove out of Shanshuigou Village and headed for the urban area.
In the car, Xu Yang said: "This corpse, after you bring it back, burn it as soon as possible... By the way, there is also the old witch's house, which must be dealt with... My suggestion is to use gasoline and burn it on fire."
Bai Wei nodded, indicating that she would make arrangements as soon as she returned.
But Wang Lin, who was driving the car, said, "By the way, Master Xu, send me your card number later, and I'll ask the branch's accountant to give you the bonus... two B-level ghosts, 100 million ...Master Xu's money-making speed is as fast as mine for half a year in one day!"
"........."
Xu Yang blinked, 100 million?
What 100 million?
This……
An old man Hong, an old witch... is worth 100 million?
It's that simple to earn millions a day?
And Bai Wei added: "There is also the Yellow River water ghost. Although that water ghost is only a C-level ghost, its threat level is higher than that of an ordinary B-level ghost... Let's report to Master Xu as a B-level ghost." Bar."
Xu Yang: "..."
That's 150 million?
He was silent for a few seconds, and then said: "By the way, you should still have a lot of weird cases on hand, right? Go back and sort them out and send them to me... Don't get me wrong, I'm not doing it for any bonus, but because I don't want to see it." The ghosts are haunting the world!"
(End of this chapter)
"No!"
Shanshuigou Village, under the big locust tree.
Mrs. Zhang stopped dancing the big god, her old and cloudy eyes stared straight ahead, and said sharply: "Taoist priest, put down the pot... Put it down quickly! Otherwise, I will die, old woman, and I will haunt you forever and curse you!"
A vicious curse came out of her mouth.
Her voice was hoarse, like a trapped animal roaring.
On the road.
A few children holding one yuan banknotes in their hands seemed to be going to the canteen to buy popsicles. They were so frightened that they ran away.
…………
"I curse you!"
"Curse you to die badly, curse you to be haunted by ghosts from life to life, and curse you to be devoured by maggots after death..."
Inside the courtyard.
From the mouth of the ghost, a vicious curse was also issued.
Wang Lin and Bai Wei felt their scalps go numb, but Xu Yang was calm and didn't care at all.
witchcraft?
I didn't know it before, but now I do.
While cursing, the ghost provided Xu Yang with "merit value +30" and "witchcraft +1". His eyes glowing with blood were staring at the pot that Xu Yang was throwing around.
If you look carefully.
will find out...
Every time the jar was thrown up, its body would tremble, as if worried that the jar would fall on the ground and be damaged.
"You don't need to waste your tongue to curse me... I already know the witchcraft you practice, but it's just a superficial part of witchcraft. If you really know one of the curses in witchcraft, I will be afraid of you." a bit."
As "Witchcraft +1" kept ringing.
In Xu Yang's mind, there are many more memories about witchcraft. These memories are all witchcraft practiced by Mrs. Zhang!
That ghost was originally made by Mrs. Zhang with witchcraft and evil methods.
It can be regarded as a different kind of incarnation, with all her memories. Once the conditions are met, Mrs. Zhang can abandon her physical body, inject her blood and soul into it, and transform into a ghost, and then she can achieve another kind of "longevity".
"I expect to become a ghost to achieve longevity..."
Throwing the pot, Xu Yang couldn't help but shook his head and sighed: "This is so sad... Do you think that you can live forever in this world if you become a ghost? I'm afraid it will be even worse... maybe, every three or five days , and was arrested."
"correct."
"How come you only know about the curse and don't attack me?"
"Are you afraid that I will accidentally drop the jar on the ground?"
"or……"
"You can also try to grab the jar?"
When he said this, Xu Yang paused, and said with a smile: "I almost forgot, you were refined from this jar, right? This thing is equivalent to your physical body... ghosts can't move their own bones .”
Master Xu...
Sure enough, knowledgeable!
Wang Lin's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he looked at Xu Yang full of admiration.
As for the ghost, its voice became sharper. It didn't dare to attack Xu Yang, and it couldn't take the jar away, so it could only curse impotently and furiously...
It said all kinds of vicious curses in turn.
Maybe there is nothing new, and he said viciously: "I curse you that you will not be able to have sex in this life, you will not lift for the rest of your life, you will not be hard when you lift, hard but not long, and you will be infertile after a long time..."
Xu Yang: "..."
His whole body was stunned!
After being stunned, there was endless anger!
this curse...
For a man, it's just too vicious!
brush!
He threw the jar high up.
Then he flicked the Taoist robe and put his hands behind his back... That posture, obviously he didn't intend to pick it up!
"No!"
From Li Gui's mouth, there was a shrill cry.
It turned into a ray of wind and rolled towards the jar.
However, all in vain!
As Xu Yang said, it was born from the jar. In other words, the jar is its body... No matter how powerful the ghost is, it cannot move its own bones.
The jar passed through the dark wind.
Snapped!
It fell to the ground and fell to pieces.
Black blood spread, and six shriveled peach pits were still soaked in the blood.
The noon sun shone on the bloody water and the peach pits, as if some chemical reaction had occurred, and the blue smoke rose directly.
"Ah ah ah ah..."
"I don't want to die... I don't want to die!"
"Taoist, I curse you!"
In mid-air, the ghost's figure began to distort and deform, which lasted for about five seconds, and finally disappeared completely.
"Ding!"
"Congratulations, you have made great achievements in transcending the souls of the dead, and you will be rewarded: merit value +300."
In my mind, the system prompt sounded.
"Master Xu, amazing!"
Wang Lin stepped forward, with the air of a little fanboy, he gave a thumbs up and said, "In one day, even if our team leader personally destroys two B-level ghosts, he can't do it like you."
And Xu Yang.
But he had a dark face and a sullen look.
Oh shit!
This dog-like thing is too vicious to curse himself like this?
Even though he knew that the old witch was just trying to use her tongue, and there was no "spell" in the witchcraft she had learned, Xu Yang still felt chilly in his crotch.
Waving his hand, Xu Yang said: "Let's close the case... The peach pit in the jar is the carrier evidence of her using witchcraft to steal the blood of the Zhang family... By the way, Wang Lin, you go to Shanshuigou Village. "
"If my predictions are correct, the mother-in-law should have died suddenly."
…………
Shanshuigou Village.
Under the big locust tree.
With a scream, Mrs. Zhang fell straight to the ground, and the fresh and tender peach placed on the ground wilted at a speed visible to the naked eye.
On the big locust tree, the locust flowers and locust leaves also withered quickly, falling off piece by piece.
The first to discover Mrs. Zhang's body were a few children.
The child cried in fright on the spot, and ran back to find his parents.
When Wang Lin, Bai Wei and Xu Yang arrived, the big locust tree was already full of people.
Squeezing away from the crowd, Wang Lin stepped forward to take a look, only to find that the woman's body seemed to have been dead for a long time, her flesh and blood dried up, and she turned into a mummy.
"The police are doing business, everyone gives way."
Wang Lin took out his ID, flashed it before the eyes of the onlookers, then found a piece of cloth, wrapped it up, and stuffed the corpse into the trunk.
The off-road vehicle slowly drove out of Shanshuigou Village and headed for the urban area.
In the car, Xu Yang said: "This corpse, after you bring it back, burn it as soon as possible... By the way, there is also the old witch's house, which must be dealt with... My suggestion is to use gasoline and burn it on fire."
Bai Wei nodded, indicating that she would make arrangements as soon as she returned.
But Wang Lin, who was driving the car, said, "By the way, Master Xu, send me your card number later, and I'll ask the branch's accountant to give you the bonus... two B-level ghosts, 100 million ...Master Xu's money-making speed is as fast as mine for half a year in one day!"
"........."
Xu Yang blinked, 100 million?
What 100 million?
This……
An old man Hong, an old witch... is worth 100 million?
It's that simple to earn millions a day?
And Bai Wei added: "There is also the Yellow River water ghost. Although that water ghost is only a C-level ghost, its threat level is higher than that of an ordinary B-level ghost... Let's report to Master Xu as a B-level ghost." Bar."
Xu Yang: "..."
That's 150 million?
He was silent for a few seconds, and then said: "By the way, you should still have a lot of weird cases on hand, right? Go back and sort them out and send them to me... Don't get me wrong, I'm not doing it for any bonus, but because I don't want to see it." The ghosts are haunting the world!"
(End of this chapter)
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