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Chapter 86 Shrouds for Gold Bars! (seeking subscription)
Chapter 86 Shrouds for Gold Bars! (seeking subscription)
I rub!
Everyone in Xu Yang is numb!
After eating the big seafood restaurant in the evening, Yang Yin and Liu Shishi said they were going to go shopping. At that time, Xu Yang thought they were going to the night market, so he didn't care, so he went back to the shop alone.
Then I came to the ghost market with Uncle Wang.
did not expect……
What they call shopping is visiting the ghost market.
Looking at the things on the booth, one counts as one, and they are all from their own store.
Xu Yang walked over, and Yang Yin, who was greeting the customers, raised her head and said in surprise, "Hey, Xu Da... Boss, you also came to the ghost market?"
She wanted to be called "Master Xu".
When the words came to my lips, I suddenly remembered that this was a ghost market, so I quickly changed my words, and then I was a little embarrassed, lowered my head, buckled the soles of my shoes with my toes, and said in a low voice: "Boss, I brought the goods without your permission." You don’t blame me for selling in the ghost market, do you?”
You have said so, how can I blame it?
"It's okay, it's not worth much anyway... By the way, how is the business?"
Xu Yang could only ask in this way.
On the other hand, Yang Yin said: "Sister Shishi and I just arrived at the ghost market not long ago, and the stalls have just been set up, and they haven't opened yet."
is talking.
Among the crowd of "people" watching, an old man spoke.
Pointing to a black "shroud" on the booth, he asked, "Little girl, how much is this shroud?"
Yang Yin said enthusiastically: "Master, we have just opened and you are the first customer. If you really want it, I will give you a discounted price... 30 billion, what do you think?"
Xu Yang: "..."
What the hell!
30 billion?
I'm not at a loss for this?
Everyone, don't look down on shrouds, the price of these things is much more expensive than the clothes of living people!
Ordinary shrouds are sold in sets.
A set is divided into three pieces, five pieces, and seven pieces, including overalls, cotton-padded clothes, jackets, shirts, overalls, cotton trousers, underpants, as well as birthday hats, birthday hats, some high-end ones, and bedding and pillows.
For a set, the cheap ones cost a few hundred more, the ordinary ones cost two to three thousand, and there are quite a few over ten thousand.
For example, the set that the old man liked, Xu Yang remembered that the purchase price was more than 900, and the selling price was 2800...Of course, this price can be negotiated.
2800, how much do you have to buy to buy Ming coins?
Xu Yang hurriedly stopped: "No, no, Yang Yin, 30 billion is too cheap... I have lost too much!"
When the old man heard this, he became anxious and shouted: "Why are you like this? The proprietress even said that she would give me a discount... 30 billion is 30 billion, but I have died for too long, and the descendants of my family have not seen it for seven or eight years. Burning money for me... Shall I use this little yellow croaker to change my career?"
talking.
When I took it out from behind, I found an extra gold bar in my hand. The gold bar was big and thick, and it weighed at least a catty by visual inspection.
"........."
Xu Yang opened his mouth.
Shrouds for gold bars?
This TM is also OK?
The old man did not hand over the gold bar to Yang Yin, but asked a question: "Miss Boss, if I'm not mistaken, this is a shroud in the world, right? I gave you gold, how do you ensure that you can burn it to me? "
The "crowd" onlookers looked at it one after another.
Apparently they were worried about that too.
"Don't worry, my family has been in business for generations, and the most important thing is honesty."
Yang Yin immediately made a promise, saying: "I am in the world, so it has something to do with it, but anyone who pays and orders from me, as long as they register their names and birth dates, within two working days, I will send them to you." Burn what you need."
"The rules in the ghost market, everyone must know... the deal is done, you are not allowed to go back on your word, and you can't renege on your debt. Naturally, I dare not deceive everyone."
"If you are still worried, I can also give you an address. When you come to me, I will find someone to burn it for you in person."
As soon as this remark came out, the old man seemed to have taken a reassurance, immediately handed over the gold, wrote a note, and wrote his name and birth date on it.
Yang Yin accepted the note and promised: "Master, you are the first customer of our booth, and I promise to burn your shroud to you as soon as possible."
"no!"
On the side, Xu Yang spoke again.
The old man was in a hurry: "What's wrong? The rules of the ghost market, you can't renege on the deal, and you can't go back on it... Your wife has already accepted my little yellow croaker, do you still want to go back on it?"
"ah!"
Yang Yin shyly said: "Master, you misunderstood, I... I... I and the boss are not the relationship you think!"
Xu Yang: "..."
Just explain as you explain, what does it mean to be shy and secretly laughing?
He looked at the old man and explained with a smile: "Master, you misunderstood me... I am in business, and I pay attention to small profits but quick turnover, and the welfare of my family. You are the first customer on our booth. If the benefits are too little for you, I will be heartbroken!"
As he said, he stretched out his hand, stretched five fingers towards the old man, then turned the back of his hand again, and said, "Well, besides this shroud, I'll burn a dozen more girls for you, how about it?"
"what?"
The old man was overjoyed, but he was still modest: "This...is it too much?"
"fine."
Xu Yang is rich and powerful, and said to many "people" onlookers: "Every customer who buys goods at this booth tonight, we will give you a good gift... In this way, Yang Yin, after you go back, prepare another 1 trillion in cash Red envelopes, when the time comes, we will randomly draw them and burn them to all the bosses."
This stall sells all funeral goods.
Naturally, the "people" around here are not people.
Xu Yang's words completely ignited their passion, they entered the venue one after another, and began to buy.
There were even two female ghosts who almost fought over a dress.
But there are also doubts,
A skinny man who didn't participate in the panic buying army, he said with a stiff neck, "I don't believe it, how can there be such a good thing... You said that you have a relationship in the world, but I heard that there is some kind of soul guard in the world now." Bureau, hunting and killing us ghosts everywhere, and suppressing them severely, could it be that you have defected to the human government and become a court eagle dog?"
Yang Yin said patiently: "If you don't believe me, I'll give you an address, the shop is in Wucheng, you go to the world to find out for yourself."
The man sneered and said, "Who knows if you're going to set a trap to harm me... and I also heard that recently there was a perverted Taoist priest in Wucheng who liked to force some ghosts to play hide and seek with him. Hit them with a hammer... of the four Naitoushan sisters, only one boss is left!"
Yang Yin: "..."
She subconsciously glanced at Xu Yang.
This style of acting...
Why do you look so much like Master Xu?
Xu Yang was also taken aback.
Fuck...how come ghosts are spreading rumors, Daoist, why am I so perverted?
The point is that this matter actually spread to the ghost market. Could it be that the female ghost who ran away from Naitoushan also entered the ghost market?
Just as he was about to speak, a ghost who was picking goods said, "Don't pay attention to that guy. That guy was originally a door bar. Someone killed it because someone bumped into it. It was born with blood and resentment. It's a bar bar... "
soon.
The goods on the stalls were picked out.
Some paid with gold, and some paid with jewelry. Most of these things were funeral objects of ghosts. However, after their death, these funeral objects could not be used at all, so they could only be traded in the ghost market.
Xu Yang looked at the piles of gold, silver and jewels, his mouth under the mask was happy.
Yang Yin took the credit and said with a smile: "Boss, how am I doing? After you go back, you can burn a few more sets of clothes for me, and give me a few hundred million more dividends."
Xu Yang: "Don't worry, I can give you a few hundred million every day!"
What is a few hundred million?
As long as the business in the ghost market is expanded, what things can't be bought?
It was Liu Shishi.
She felt Xu Yang's joy, and said in shock: "There are only so few treasures, what is there to be happy about... Among the funeral objects of this king, there are so many treasures... Yang Yin, let's go shopping!"
The two girls left Xu Yang and went to the market excitedly.
As for Xu Yang, he began to wander around.
He caught the unlit booth and just looked around, trying to provoke more "unclean" things, but the strange thing is...the situation like before did not happen again.
There was even a coffin board in front of a booth that was lifted, and the eyes that drilled out of it glanced at Xu Yang, and then quickly closed it again, with a look of fear.
"I entered the ghost market to cover up my aura...the thing in the coffin must not be the one I fear."
"Could it be..."
"The one they're afraid of is the one on my back?"
This made Xu Yang couldn't help looking forward to it.
The one on me...
What level?
Red dress?
But if it was Hong Yi, could he beat him?
How can I extract merit points from it?
Thinking of this, Xu Yang suddenly lost the mind to go shopping.
Anyway, Uncle Wang helped solve Ma Long's kung fu problem... In addition, he made a lot of money today, at least several million or even tens of millions, so it's better to go back to earn merits early.
Thinking of this, Xu Yang turned around and walked towards the "Gate of Ghosts".
When passing by the "Gate of Ghosts", Xu Yang suddenly stopped in his tracks.
He felt his feet being "clicked" by something.
He raised his feet and looked down... a large ingot of gold ingots was lying quietly on the road.
Xu Yang remembered Uncle Wang's instructions... When leaving the gate of hell, don't pick up anything dropped on the ground. This is a well-known taboo for people in the Northwest Jianghu!
then……
Xu Yang quickly picked up the gold ingot, and put it into his arms full of anticipation... Does this mean that he can provoke one more "dirty thing"?
Xu Yang didn't notice it.
On his back, a ghost figure slowly emerged.
The ghost's hair was disheveled, and a look of shock appeared on his pale face.
this person……
I'm afraid I'm not a fool!
Didn't his elders warn him that he must abide by the taboos of the ghost market when he enters the ghost market?
It's all right to provoke my wife.
How dare you even pick up the gold ingot thrown by that crazy woman?
"It seems that after leaving the ghost market, I have to deal with this idiot as soon as possible... Otherwise, once that crazy woman finds her, I don't want to fight her!"
Thinking of this, the ghost couldn't help but shudder.
"Ding!"
"The female ghost is frightened, and her merits are +50."
Xu Yang, who was walking cheerfully and about to leave the ghost city, couldn't help but pause... Where did the merits come from?
I……
It looks like you didn't do anything? ? ?
…………
PS: Seeing that many brothers voted for monthly tickets, I was a little touched, thank you, and I will add more after recovery.
(End of this chapter)
I rub!
Everyone in Xu Yang is numb!
After eating the big seafood restaurant in the evening, Yang Yin and Liu Shishi said they were going to go shopping. At that time, Xu Yang thought they were going to the night market, so he didn't care, so he went back to the shop alone.
Then I came to the ghost market with Uncle Wang.
did not expect……
What they call shopping is visiting the ghost market.
Looking at the things on the booth, one counts as one, and they are all from their own store.
Xu Yang walked over, and Yang Yin, who was greeting the customers, raised her head and said in surprise, "Hey, Xu Da... Boss, you also came to the ghost market?"
She wanted to be called "Master Xu".
When the words came to my lips, I suddenly remembered that this was a ghost market, so I quickly changed my words, and then I was a little embarrassed, lowered my head, buckled the soles of my shoes with my toes, and said in a low voice: "Boss, I brought the goods without your permission." You don’t blame me for selling in the ghost market, do you?”
You have said so, how can I blame it?
"It's okay, it's not worth much anyway... By the way, how is the business?"
Xu Yang could only ask in this way.
On the other hand, Yang Yin said: "Sister Shishi and I just arrived at the ghost market not long ago, and the stalls have just been set up, and they haven't opened yet."
is talking.
Among the crowd of "people" watching, an old man spoke.
Pointing to a black "shroud" on the booth, he asked, "Little girl, how much is this shroud?"
Yang Yin said enthusiastically: "Master, we have just opened and you are the first customer. If you really want it, I will give you a discounted price... 30 billion, what do you think?"
Xu Yang: "..."
What the hell!
30 billion?
I'm not at a loss for this?
Everyone, don't look down on shrouds, the price of these things is much more expensive than the clothes of living people!
Ordinary shrouds are sold in sets.
A set is divided into three pieces, five pieces, and seven pieces, including overalls, cotton-padded clothes, jackets, shirts, overalls, cotton trousers, underpants, as well as birthday hats, birthday hats, some high-end ones, and bedding and pillows.
For a set, the cheap ones cost a few hundred more, the ordinary ones cost two to three thousand, and there are quite a few over ten thousand.
For example, the set that the old man liked, Xu Yang remembered that the purchase price was more than 900, and the selling price was 2800...Of course, this price can be negotiated.
2800, how much do you have to buy to buy Ming coins?
Xu Yang hurriedly stopped: "No, no, Yang Yin, 30 billion is too cheap... I have lost too much!"
When the old man heard this, he became anxious and shouted: "Why are you like this? The proprietress even said that she would give me a discount... 30 billion is 30 billion, but I have died for too long, and the descendants of my family have not seen it for seven or eight years. Burning money for me... Shall I use this little yellow croaker to change my career?"
talking.
When I took it out from behind, I found an extra gold bar in my hand. The gold bar was big and thick, and it weighed at least a catty by visual inspection.
"........."
Xu Yang opened his mouth.
Shrouds for gold bars?
This TM is also OK?
The old man did not hand over the gold bar to Yang Yin, but asked a question: "Miss Boss, if I'm not mistaken, this is a shroud in the world, right? I gave you gold, how do you ensure that you can burn it to me? "
The "crowd" onlookers looked at it one after another.
Apparently they were worried about that too.
"Don't worry, my family has been in business for generations, and the most important thing is honesty."
Yang Yin immediately made a promise, saying: "I am in the world, so it has something to do with it, but anyone who pays and orders from me, as long as they register their names and birth dates, within two working days, I will send them to you." Burn what you need."
"The rules in the ghost market, everyone must know... the deal is done, you are not allowed to go back on your word, and you can't renege on your debt. Naturally, I dare not deceive everyone."
"If you are still worried, I can also give you an address. When you come to me, I will find someone to burn it for you in person."
As soon as this remark came out, the old man seemed to have taken a reassurance, immediately handed over the gold, wrote a note, and wrote his name and birth date on it.
Yang Yin accepted the note and promised: "Master, you are the first customer of our booth, and I promise to burn your shroud to you as soon as possible."
"no!"
On the side, Xu Yang spoke again.
The old man was in a hurry: "What's wrong? The rules of the ghost market, you can't renege on the deal, and you can't go back on it... Your wife has already accepted my little yellow croaker, do you still want to go back on it?"
"ah!"
Yang Yin shyly said: "Master, you misunderstood, I... I... I and the boss are not the relationship you think!"
Xu Yang: "..."
Just explain as you explain, what does it mean to be shy and secretly laughing?
He looked at the old man and explained with a smile: "Master, you misunderstood me... I am in business, and I pay attention to small profits but quick turnover, and the welfare of my family. You are the first customer on our booth. If the benefits are too little for you, I will be heartbroken!"
As he said, he stretched out his hand, stretched five fingers towards the old man, then turned the back of his hand again, and said, "Well, besides this shroud, I'll burn a dozen more girls for you, how about it?"
"what?"
The old man was overjoyed, but he was still modest: "This...is it too much?"
"fine."
Xu Yang is rich and powerful, and said to many "people" onlookers: "Every customer who buys goods at this booth tonight, we will give you a good gift... In this way, Yang Yin, after you go back, prepare another 1 trillion in cash Red envelopes, when the time comes, we will randomly draw them and burn them to all the bosses."
This stall sells all funeral goods.
Naturally, the "people" around here are not people.
Xu Yang's words completely ignited their passion, they entered the venue one after another, and began to buy.
There were even two female ghosts who almost fought over a dress.
But there are also doubts,
A skinny man who didn't participate in the panic buying army, he said with a stiff neck, "I don't believe it, how can there be such a good thing... You said that you have a relationship in the world, but I heard that there is some kind of soul guard in the world now." Bureau, hunting and killing us ghosts everywhere, and suppressing them severely, could it be that you have defected to the human government and become a court eagle dog?"
Yang Yin said patiently: "If you don't believe me, I'll give you an address, the shop is in Wucheng, you go to the world to find out for yourself."
The man sneered and said, "Who knows if you're going to set a trap to harm me... and I also heard that recently there was a perverted Taoist priest in Wucheng who liked to force some ghosts to play hide and seek with him. Hit them with a hammer... of the four Naitoushan sisters, only one boss is left!"
Yang Yin: "..."
She subconsciously glanced at Xu Yang.
This style of acting...
Why do you look so much like Master Xu?
Xu Yang was also taken aback.
Fuck...how come ghosts are spreading rumors, Daoist, why am I so perverted?
The point is that this matter actually spread to the ghost market. Could it be that the female ghost who ran away from Naitoushan also entered the ghost market?
Just as he was about to speak, a ghost who was picking goods said, "Don't pay attention to that guy. That guy was originally a door bar. Someone killed it because someone bumped into it. It was born with blood and resentment. It's a bar bar... "
soon.
The goods on the stalls were picked out.
Some paid with gold, and some paid with jewelry. Most of these things were funeral objects of ghosts. However, after their death, these funeral objects could not be used at all, so they could only be traded in the ghost market.
Xu Yang looked at the piles of gold, silver and jewels, his mouth under the mask was happy.
Yang Yin took the credit and said with a smile: "Boss, how am I doing? After you go back, you can burn a few more sets of clothes for me, and give me a few hundred million more dividends."
Xu Yang: "Don't worry, I can give you a few hundred million every day!"
What is a few hundred million?
As long as the business in the ghost market is expanded, what things can't be bought?
It was Liu Shishi.
She felt Xu Yang's joy, and said in shock: "There are only so few treasures, what is there to be happy about... Among the funeral objects of this king, there are so many treasures... Yang Yin, let's go shopping!"
The two girls left Xu Yang and went to the market excitedly.
As for Xu Yang, he began to wander around.
He caught the unlit booth and just looked around, trying to provoke more "unclean" things, but the strange thing is...the situation like before did not happen again.
There was even a coffin board in front of a booth that was lifted, and the eyes that drilled out of it glanced at Xu Yang, and then quickly closed it again, with a look of fear.
"I entered the ghost market to cover up my aura...the thing in the coffin must not be the one I fear."
"Could it be..."
"The one they're afraid of is the one on my back?"
This made Xu Yang couldn't help looking forward to it.
The one on me...
What level?
Red dress?
But if it was Hong Yi, could he beat him?
How can I extract merit points from it?
Thinking of this, Xu Yang suddenly lost the mind to go shopping.
Anyway, Uncle Wang helped solve Ma Long's kung fu problem... In addition, he made a lot of money today, at least several million or even tens of millions, so it's better to go back to earn merits early.
Thinking of this, Xu Yang turned around and walked towards the "Gate of Ghosts".
When passing by the "Gate of Ghosts", Xu Yang suddenly stopped in his tracks.
He felt his feet being "clicked" by something.
He raised his feet and looked down... a large ingot of gold ingots was lying quietly on the road.
Xu Yang remembered Uncle Wang's instructions... When leaving the gate of hell, don't pick up anything dropped on the ground. This is a well-known taboo for people in the Northwest Jianghu!
then……
Xu Yang quickly picked up the gold ingot, and put it into his arms full of anticipation... Does this mean that he can provoke one more "dirty thing"?
Xu Yang didn't notice it.
On his back, a ghost figure slowly emerged.
The ghost's hair was disheveled, and a look of shock appeared on his pale face.
this person……
I'm afraid I'm not a fool!
Didn't his elders warn him that he must abide by the taboos of the ghost market when he enters the ghost market?
It's all right to provoke my wife.
How dare you even pick up the gold ingot thrown by that crazy woman?
"It seems that after leaving the ghost market, I have to deal with this idiot as soon as possible... Otherwise, once that crazy woman finds her, I don't want to fight her!"
Thinking of this, the ghost couldn't help but shudder.
"Ding!"
"The female ghost is frightened, and her merits are +50."
Xu Yang, who was walking cheerfully and about to leave the ghost city, couldn't help but pause... Where did the merits come from?
I……
It looks like you didn't do anything? ? ?
…………
PS: Seeing that many brothers voted for monthly tickets, I was a little touched, thank you, and I will add more after recovery.
(End of this chapter)
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