This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 88 Master Xu on the sedan chair
"........."

Xu Yang froze for a moment, he was really hit by the ugly ghost in red, did he really marry me?
"Is there such a good thing?"

This was Xu Yang's first reaction.

But soon, the face of the ugly red-clothed female ghost just appeared in his mind, which made him understand a truth... Not all female ghosts are as beautiful as Liu Shishi and Yang Yin at home pretty.

If the person who "marries" him is an ugly monster, isn't that a blood loss?
Besides, the ugly red dress has already said that that guy is a "crazy woman", how can Xu Yang agree?

Glancing at the paper figurine floating outside the window, Xu Yang said: "Go back and tell your master, I, Xu, a man of seven feet, how can I be the one who married? Well, you go back, the one floating on the fifth floor at night Outside the window, it's weird."

"Whee!"

One of the paper figurines said with a smile: "That's not acceptable. If my uncle doesn't get on the sedan chair, we can't explain to the young lady."

Another paper figurine, with a serious face, said ferociously: "What are you afraid of? I broke my leg, just lift it up."

Ouch!

Xu Yang's violent temper came up immediately.

He opened the window and said lightly, "All right, you guys come in and talk first."

Two paper figurines floated into the window.

Xu Yang stretched out his hand and said, "I'm Xu Yang, I don't know how to call you two?"

"I'm Ah Da!"

"I'm Ah San!"

The two paper figurines also stretched out their hands, wanting to shake hands with Xu Yang.

However, the moment they stretched out their hands, Xu Yang's fingertips shot out two small flames, and the fingers of the two paper figurines were instantly ignited.

What are paper figurines most afraid of?

Of course it is fire!

Their fingers were instantly ignited, and the flame spread, burning the entire palm at once.

"Fuck...you don't talk about martial arts!"

A paper figurine cursed loudly, and quickly waved his other hand, trying to extinguish the flames.

But in this way, both of his hands were set on fire.

"Ahhh!"

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!!!"

"Grandpa, please forgive me...Miss, save me!"

"Ding!"

"The paper figurine is frightened, merit +10, paper-cutting +1."

"Ding!"

"The paper figurine is frightened, merit +10, paper-cutting +1."

"Ding……"

The other paper figurine was smarter. He didn't use his other hand to put out the flames, but rolled on the ground... When he rolled, his burning palm touched other parts of his body, and his whole body suddenly The body is set on fire.

"Ding!"

"The paper figurine is frightened, merit +10, paper-cutting +1."

"Ding……"

System prompts sounded one after another, and soon, the two paper figurines were reduced to ashes.

Looking at the more than a hundred points of merit added behind the [Merit Value] column of the system properties panel and the additional paper-cutting skills behind the [Taoist] column, Xu Yang's eyes lit up, and he leaned on the window and looked down.

The street below was filled with cloudy air, like a white mist, covering the entire street, so the large battle of the welcoming team could not be noticed.

The welcoming team is mighty, there are five NO.60 "people".

There are sedan chairs.

There are those who beat gongs, drums, and suona, and on both sides of the sedan chair, there are two "children" on each side, holding flower baskets and constantly scattering flower petals.

of course.

The petals were not real petals.

After landing, looking carefully, it turned into pieces of paper money.

This paper money is not the Ming note printed by Tiandi Bank, but a round piece of paper in the shape of a copper coin with a square hole in the middle, similar in style to the copper coin.

In addition, there were 10 people at the front of the sedan chair, each carrying five coffins.

Big red flowers were wrapped around the big red coffin, which seemed to be a "betrothal gift".

Leaving aside the facts, if you only look at the color matching of the coffin and the big red flower, it is quite festive.

Xu Yang's eyes lit up.

How much would such a large coffin be worth if it was filled with gold, silver and jewels?

"There is also a welcoming team... so many paper figurines, and dozens of human headlamps flying around the sedan chair, if I pass them all, how much merit will I have to earn?"

"Let's not talk about the ninth level of Qi Refining Realm, I'm afraid even Dao Realm can rush up."

Thoughts flickered in his mind, Xu Yang touched his chin, and muttered: "How about... I should wrong myself, pretend to agree to this marriage, and then find a way to kill these paper figurines?"

As soon as he made up his mind, Xu Yang immediately set off and went downstairs.

As soon as he came outside, two more paper figurines greeted him.

Xu Yang was startled, and lost his voice: "Ah Da, Ah San?"

These two paper figurines look exactly the same as the two that were burned to death just now, and one of them said with a smile: "Master, I made a mistake. I am not Ah Da, but Ah Er, and this is Ah Si."

Xu Yang: "..."

Damn.

startle me.

He glanced around, and finally saw the faces of a group of paper figurines. The appearance of these paper figurines was obviously mass-produced with "Ada" and "Ah San".

Even the "flower boy" who throws "petals" is indeed small, but so are the facial features.

From a distance, it looks like a flower girl, but from a close look, it is a dwarf.

"Uncle, where are Ah Da and Ah San?"

The paper figurine Ah Er asked again with a smile.

Xu Yang said nonsense: "Ah... what is it, Da San, I didn't see it."

Ah Si next to the paper figurine Ah Er had a ferocious expression on his face, and said calmly: "If it's gone, it's gone, and they will find it by themselves... Well, the auspicious time has come, please invite my uncle to take the sedan chair as soon as possible. "

talking.

He took out a set of red paper-cut clothes, gestured at Xu Yang, and threw it on Xu Yang.

As soon as the paper-cut clothes touched Xu Yang, they exploded with a "bang". After a puff of smoke dissipated, Xu Yang found that he had an extra set of festive wedding clothes on his body.

The style of this Xiyi is similar to that worn by the bridegroom official who gets married in the ancient costume film and television drama, and there is an extra groom's hat on his head.

I pulled it with my hands.

A look of surprise flashed across Xu Yang's face.

this dress...

It turned out to be the same as the real thing.

"What a magical paper-cutting technique..."

He felt emotional in his heart, but a ray of flame shot out from his fingertips, silently igniting the lapel of the Xiyi paper figurine Ah Si who was "wearing" himself.

"Ahhhh!!!"

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!!!"

Ah Si yelled, the other paper figurines were terrified, and Ah Er was even more unstoppable.

"Ding!"

"The paper figurine is frightened, merit +10, paper-cutting +1."

"Ding!"

Hearing the merit value that "Ah Si" contributed to him, Xu Yang suddenly couldn't bear it, he didn't want it to be burned to ashes alive, and quickly shouted: "Ah Er, why are you still standing there, hurry up and help put out the fire? "

The paper figurine Ah Er came to his senses and stepped forward to help put out the fire, but he was also set on fire.

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die..."

After a while, it turned into ashes.

Xu Yang beamed with joy, couldn't help changing his mind and said: "These paper figurines can provide me with 10 points of merit at a time, which means that they are at the level of evil spirits, which is the C-level ghost level set by the Spiritual Management Bureau."

"But compared to the real C-level ghosts, their IQ seems to be much worse..."

He stepped forward and came to the sedan chair.

He said in his heart: "I'll get on the sedan chair first... As the saying goes, you can't catch a tiger if you don't enter the tiger's den. I want to see how capable the 'crazy woman' is that can make a female ghost in red dread..."

of course.

The reason why Xu Yang chose this is because... the merit points and "paper-cutting skills" he had just obtained easily made him greedy!

If there were more paper figurines in the "crazy woman"'s lair, his fire control skills would be simply heavenly... When the time comes, he will be burned, and he will not be able to earn merit points?
He lifted the curtain of the sedan chair and sat in.

A special fragrance hits the face.

The interior of the bridal sedan chair was very festive, and Xu Yang sat down happily. He just wanted to open the system properties panel to study and improve his "fire control skills", but the next moment, he felt dizzy for a while.

"not good!"

"This incense... is poisonous?"

He wanted to break out of the sedan chair, but found that his whole body became limp and weak, and he couldn't lift any strength.

He wanted to cry, but he opened his mouth, but no sound came out.

Only thinking can function normally.

"It's over, it's over...it's over!"

Outside the sedan chair.

A paper figure slammed the gong and said loudly: "Get up on the sedan chair... and go home!"

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PS: The second update is here, this one is 2500 words, and there is another update before 0:[-], strive for [-] updates today!

　PS: Thank you for the 500-point reward from the alcoholic peanut boss, and thanks to the 100-point reward from the Docile boss!
　
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