I feed on gods.

Chapter 135 Lightspeed 21, Lover's Lipstick

Xia Hongyao is a calm horse. With the help of the red clay figurine, all ten of her darts hit the bull's-eye, and she will definitely pass the test.

"Thank you!"

Although Nangong Shu can pass the test without Lin Baici's help, but since he made a move, she will remember this favor.

By the way, this little wolf dog is handsome and powerful, it seems like raising one!

The faces of the seven who hadn't finished shooting the darts became extremely ugly, because no matter how you look at it, the three unlucky ghosts were all born from among them.

The crazy maid chewed bubble gum, walked up to a man wearing sunglasses, and looked at him up and down.

"First……"

Just when the man in the sunglasses was about to make a move, the maid passed by and said, "It's not you!"

The man in sunglasses breathed a sigh of relief.

The maid stopped in front of a medium-sized man and grinned: "It's you!"

The man's eyes were wide open, and he suddenly pulled out a dagger and stabbed the maid.

hum!
A black light flickered on the dagger, which was obviously a taboo, but the maid moved faster, and before the dagger hit her, she had already swung the baseball bat out.

call!
The bat hit the man's head with the sound of breaking wind, making his head explode with a bang like a big watermelon that was crushed by a car tire.

Minced meat, bone dregs, blood...

Fly all over the place.

Boom!
The headless corpse fell to the ground, and the bright red blood gushed out from the ruptured neck, soaking the floor.

An eyeball connected with some nerves rolled to Lin Baici's feet.

The faces of the bartender and the dwarf changed drastically.

This man is a frequent customer in the bar, a bear-level god hunter with fifteen divine favors, but he has absolutely no power to resist this crazy maid.

The maid chews bubble gum and walks up to the barmaid.

"Huh? Don't you resist?"

The maid blew a big bubble, which popped and stuck around her mouth, and then she stuck out her pink tongue and licked them back into her mouth.

"I still want to continue playing your game!"

The waitress forced a smile.

This is one of the seven mysteries of the god hunter circle, it is not so easy to escape, it is better to try other methods.

"Unfortunately, your game time is over!"

The maid expressed regret.

When the waitress heard this, she turned around and ran away instead of attacking the maid.

Swish!
Her speed was extremely fast, and she appeared in front of the bar door in the blink of an eye. She didn't even have time to open the door, but chose to rush out directly.

It's just that the maid was faster, she moved instantly, and in a flash, she appeared next to the waitress, and the bat was hit.

This time, the bat was as fast as light!

boom!
The head of the waitress was smashed, and the headless body hit the door, spattering some blood.

The maid flicked the bat with her right hand to shake off the blood stained on it, and came back whistling.

[The speed of light is 21, when you see it shoot, you have already been hit, it's that fast. 】

[To put it simply, when the maid just swung the bat, the target she was aiming at had already been hit. 】

[An extremely top-quality weapon, it is recommended to collect it, a top-level predator should have a top-level weapon. 】

[No man can refuse a perfect stick! 】

[Maybe women won't refuse either! 】

"Whoever uses it has this effect?"

Lin Baici was curious.

[Yes, the shot has been hit! 】

"..."

Lin Baici was surprised,
Isn't this bat a little too strong?

It feels like a regular weapon.

Lin Baici felt that his Wang Jian Longya was very powerful, but he still didn't get such high praise from the god of death.

A woman with purple eyeshadow and leather pants started to tremble when she saw the maid walking towards her.

"Isn't there another blind person?"

The girl in leather pants panicked.

"What games do disabled people play?"

The maid explained: "He doesn't count!"

When the woman in leather pants heard this, she became numb: "Who can help me get through this, I will give him [-] meteor coins."

The girl in leather pants finished speaking in a hurry, feeling that the price might be too low to impress others, so she hurriedly increased the price: "Add another taboo!"

No one answered.

The maid came to the girl in leather pants.

"How many games are there next? Don't you think there are a little less people left?"

Lin Baici twitched the corner of his mouth: "I feel that there are too few people, not enough fun!"

The maid turned her head and looked at Lin Baici.

"Xiao Linzi, what are you talking about?"

The proprietress was speechless.

"Your mentality is wrong. This beautiful maid just wants to play games with us. Why are you so trembling? Come on, everyone, relax and dance!"

Lin Baici laughed, it's a pity that he can't dance, otherwise he could have a whole episode and liven up the atmosphere.

Everyone was convinced, this is also a madman with a big heart.

"That's right, I just want to play games with the masters, why do you all look like this? Be happy, hurry up, be happy."

The maid urged.

Everyone had no choice but to show a fake smile.

The maid looked around: "It's true that there are too few people, so I won't punish you!"

When the woman in leather pants heard this, her expression immediately relaxed, and the tight sphincter almost lost control, and she let out a lot of water.

"Handsome, thank you!"

Seeing Lin Baici's outstanding performance, the girl in leather pants wanted to cooperate with him in the next game, so she didn't dare to renege.

She opened the handbag she carried with her, took out twenty meteor coins and handed them to Lin Baici: "I only carry these with me at the moment, the rest will be given to you next time!"

After speaking, she took out another thumb-length lipstick.

"This lipstick is a taboo. After you put it on your mouth, the person you kissed will become obsessed with you like a lover within one to two days!"

After the girl in leather pants finished speaking, she handed the lipstick to Lin Baici.

[Lover's lipstick will give you the fragrance of roses, it looks so fresh and pleasant, no matter your relatives or dogs, you can get their favor! 】

[The maintenance time of this good impression is as short as two or three hours, and as long as three or four days, depending on the will of the person being kissed! 】

[But remember, if you use it more often, you will gradually ignore the differences in species. No matter what you are facing, you will have a strong sense of superiority. Whether you are facing a person, a beast, or an object, you will There is a mentality of self-esteem! 】

"Happy cooperation!"

Lin Baici was not polite, and took the lipstick from his lover.

Even if it is useless, it can be sold for money.

"..."

Shen Fujiang wanted to scold his mother.

We racked our brains to figure out how to survive the pollution of the rules, and this kid is lucky to start making money.

It really makes no sense.

"After playing two games in a row, I think the masters are also tired. Let's take a rest first and continue later!"

The maid waved the Lightspeed 21 towards the bar a few times.

boom! boom! boom!
Those tables and chairs seemed to be hit by an invisible bat, and they all flew to the corner, leaving a large open space.

The maid took out an old-fashioned tape recorder from the trolley case, placed it on the bar, and pressed the switch.

click!
A piece of electronic music sounded immediately.

"Masters, wake up!"

The crazy maid shouted and began to sway her body.

[Xiao Linzi, you have a percentage on your head! 】

Xia Hongyao reminded.

Not only Lin Baici, everyone has it on their heads, translucent.

[Breakdancing speakers, when the music starts, you must swing to its rhythm. The higher the level, the better. People below 50.00% will be blasted by the sonic boom! 】

[Hurry up and get up! 】

【Jump!Jump!Jump! 】

Lin Baici has never been to a nightclub disco, so he doesn't know how to twist his body, but fortunately, the breakdancing speaker doesn't care how people dance, as long as it is high enough.

"The numbers have changed!"

Xia Hongyao was curious, and immediately began to twist her body.

"I understand. This game is also a game. The more you play, the higher the percentage, and the higher the chance of surviving!"

The proprietress's long black hair was coiled behind her head. After she finished speaking, she raised her right hand and pulled out the hairpin.

Whoa!
A head of long hair immediately poured down like a waterfall.

She shook her head from side to side and started to dance hotly. She immediately changed from a luxurious and elegant lady to a slut, she was simply the prettiest girl in the nightclub.

The bartender and the dwarf had never seen the proprietress like this before, and they were stunned for a moment, but the effect was also excellent.

The percentage on Nangong Shu's head soared to 70%, and with her precise footsteps, it continued to rise.

Seeing this scene, the maid immediately turned around and began to interact with Nangong Shu.

There are two beauties, one big and one small, who are quite eye-catching.

Everyone also moved.

The girl in leather pants even flew up in waves, and took off her shirt, leaving only her underwear, so the percentage also climbed vertically, soaring to 80%
Because it is not known whether the person with the lowest percentage on the head will be punished, everyone is dancing and twisting hard, at least not to be the last one.

Lin Baici does not have the talent of a dancing king.

He is a calm type in character, not easy to get high, let alone express emotions easily in public, so he got stuck after reaching 50%.

"Xiao Linzi, you have to step on your feet and twist your hips. Your body is flexible enough. If you can do it, relax! Relax!"

Xia Hongyao's on-site guidance.

"Handsome, let me help you!"

There is a high risk of death in the game industry, so women in leather pants often hang out in various bars and nightclubs to hunt for sex, drunk and dreaming.

She likes the little milk dog who obeys her, but today she suddenly discovered that Lin Baici's type also poked her XP.

The girl in leather pants was about to come over and take Lin Baici to have sex together, but a hand stretched out and pushed her away.

is the Nangong number.

She came to Lin Baici's body, and while dancing, she began to rub his body indistinctly.

"..."

Lin Baici immediately felt a fire burning in his body, and subconsciously touched the proprietress' waist with his right hand.

feel plump,

Great!

"I thought you were Liu Xiahui!"

The proprietress gave Lin Baici a wink.

"You are like this, what kind of gentleman should I be?"

Lin Baici complained in his heart, but he still couldn't let it go. He was thinking about whether to play the "Diamond Sutra" and let you all be empty.

My percentage is not high, but wouldn't it be enough to beat yours?

The crazy maid also came over.

"Master, you are too shy, life is short, enjoy yourself in time!"

After she finished speaking, she suddenly jumped up onto Lin Baici's body, hugged his neck with both hands, wrapped his waist with her feet, and offered a deep kiss.

"I O!"

Lin Baici was taken aback, this little tongue is not poisonous, is it?

Seeing this scene, Shen Fujiang turned ugly from jealousy.

why it's not me?

But he also understood that Lin Baici performed very well in the first two rounds, and the winning maid appreciated it, so there was nothing wrong with it.

It's just that this round, Lin Baici's percentage is not as high as that old man.

In fact, the percentage is just the effect of the breakdancing speaker. Even if it is low, she will not be punished by the crazy maid. Instead, she will help people with low scores to increase their scores and avoid being hit by a sonic boom.

This hi, is half an hour!
The people present are all god hunters, with good physical strength, it is no problem to dance for half an hour, but the key is not to keep jumping!

Gotta find a way to deal with that maid.

Fortunately, the maid had had enough, and the song turned into a soothing blues.

"Come on, hold my waist and follow my steps!"

Nan Gongshu put his arms around Lin Baici and began to dance.

"Aunt Shu, I can actually teach him!"

Xia Hongyao saw that there were men all around, so she broke the woman in leather pants.

After singing and dancing, the music ended.

The maid pulled out a large cushion from the trolley case and spread it on the floor.

This cushion is woven wool and embroidered with castles, dragons, monsters, princesses and other fantasy elements.

"Quickly form a circle and sit down!"

The maid reached under the skirt, took out a candle, lit it, and put it on the carpet, then took out a deck of cards from under the skirt, and shook it at everyone: "Let's play board games, escape!" Dungeon!"

"This round feels like a role-playing game?"

Transgender people have played this kind of board game, commonly known as running group.

"Draw a card!"

The maid urged, walking past everyone.

After Xia Hongyao finished drawing, she planned to open it.

Snapped!
Lin Baici grabbed her hand.

"Don't let people see!"

Lin Baici was speechless, look at these people, they are all guarding against others like thieves, but you are the most careless.

"Oh!"

Xia Hongyao covered the card with both hands, glanced at it, and then shook it towards Lin Baici.

A giant dragon is drawn on it.

Mighty and domineering.

Lin Baici looked at his.

wipe!
It was a green-skinned monster with a big head and four small ones, wearing a tattered leather armor, and holding a thick mace.

Goblin King!

Xia Hongyao saw the pattern on Lin Baici's card, couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

"fine!"

Gao Ponytail patted Lin Baici's shoulder: "My cards are good, I'll take you!"

In fantasy games, giant dragons are basically the most powerful bosses, while goblins are just killers in Xinshoucun, who belong to the stinky fish and rotten shrimp that give experience.

"Have all the cards been drawn?"

The crazy maid looked around and after confirming that everyone got the cards, she announced the rules: "Now, everyone is free to form teams. Each team has at least three people and a maximum of seven people!"

When everyone heard this, they immediately looked at Lin Baici.

"Handsome guy, why don't you join me?"

The girl in leather pants put her arms around Lin Baici's shoulders familiarly: "If I die, how can I pay back the money I owe you?"

"Handsome guy, make me a team!"

"I'm a bear class!"

"Let's cooperate together?"

Lin Baici's previous performance made everyone believe in him and wanted to form a team with him. Some of them spoke in a humble tone and kept their stance very low, while others were negotiating with equal status.

"Aunt Shu, how do you choose?"

Lin Baici took away the arm of the girl in leather pants.

This bar is owned by the proprietress, she should know the details of these guests and be able to choose a good master.

"Leader, I'll just be a small member, just listen to you!"

The proprietress didn't go overboard, she decided to mess with Lin Baici: "But I hope you can take care of my employees!"

There are only two waitresses in this bar, who are basically in charge of cleaning. They both died in the first and second rounds, and now there is only one bartender left.

"Miss Boss, am I also your employee?"

The dwarf also wanted to join Lin Baici's team.

"I'll give you [-] meteor coins!"

The old man raised his hand: "Count me in!"

"I offer a thousand!"

Transgender bid: "Five hundred? Who do you look down on?"

"..."

Everyone didn't expect that these two people would actually start bidding for money in order to join Lin Baici's team. Isn't this too exaggerated?
He's good, but it doesn't have to be, right?
"madness!"

Shen Fujiang couldn't understand, but in his heart, he was very jealous.

Why don't you guys pay to join my team?

"Everyone, I am the Lion King!"

Shen Fujiang reported his rank.

Everyone turned their heads and looked at Shen Fujiang.

Just when Shen Fujiang was about to deliver a few speeches and select a few strong teammates, they looked away.

You are the fucking enemy of Lin Baici, don't you know?
Teaming up with you, doesn't that mean offending this Lin Baici?
And to be honest, you are too strong, and everyone is afraid of being squeezed by you.

"Sorry, I'm not in charge this time!"

Nangong Shu apologized to the dwarf.

"Lin Baici, Hong Yao, Aunt Shu, Sister Leather Pants, the bartender, the dwarf, and one more!"

Lin Baici looked at the old man and the transgender man.

"I offer two thousand!"

The old man gritted his teeth. He bet that Lin Baici would bring him good luck.

"You are cruel!"

The psychological price of a transgender person is [-]. He looked at Lin Baici: "Kick that bartender and dwarf away, and bring me, wouldn't it be nice to pick up [-] Meteor Coins for nothing? And I'm not bad."

Lin Baici looked at the two of them.

The bartender and the dwarf are entangled, they are not rich, otherwise they don't need to work here, but in this situation, if they don't pay, why should they help themselves?

Nima!

The bartender and the dwarf are going to die of anger, and they really want to say that being rich is amazing!

"Sorry, they are employees of the boss lady."

Lin Baici still refused.

The bartender and the dwarf looked happy when they heard this.

Hearing Lin Baici's answer, Nangongshu's pretty black eyebrows raised, thinking that this boy could be with him!
atmosphere!

Lovely!
"Xiao Linzi, I won't let you suffer, I will give you [-] meteor coins!"

Nangong Shu is not a stingy person either.

"No, it's too outlandish!"

Lin Baici shook his head.

[The proprietress's favorability for you is +1, you don't want to be underestimated by other girls, do you?So you can use her to practice skills first! 】

"..."

Lin Baici always feels that this technique is not serious.

"I'll give you one more minute, hurry up and form a team!"

The maid urged.

Shen Fujiang vomited blood angrily, because everyone didn't want to be on his team, which made him blind.

I'm a fucking lion!
No cards?
Shen Fujiang really wanted to yell, but it was too low to do that.

"I don't bring so many meteor coins with me, I will give them after I get out of this rule pollution, okay?"

The old man smiled.

"can!"

Lin Baici didn't care.

"The team formation time is over, and the game begins."

After the maid finished speaking, she suddenly lowered her head, breathed out, and blew out the candle.

　The card I just received yesterday will be invalidated today, and I will not let you out of the unit!

　
(End of this chapter)