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Chapter 537 Living Bodhisattva Cave (12)

It was cold and dew heavy, and the weeds beside the mountain road were covered with snow-white frost.

The big black horse pulled the carriage slowly across the winding mountain road, and the wheels rolled over the path full of gravel, making a crunching sound.

after the carriage,
The distant sky is dark blue.

Below the horizon, the sun gradually emerged.

And the moon in the sky still has a pale outline, and has not completely disappeared from the sky.

"Hoo—" When the carriage driver, Su Wu, reached a rocky beach in front of a cliff, he suddenly pulled the reins of the horse, causing the big black horse to stop.

Su Wu sideways opened the curtain.

In the carriage, Maoshan senior brother 'Xuan Qing' was sitting upright, his face was slightly pale, and there was no emotion in his eyes.

Old Dao Xuanzhao leaned his back against his shoulder, leaned his legs against the wall of the carriage, put his hands in his sleeves, curled up and slept soundly.

Seeing Su Wu lift the curtain of the car and look at him,

Xuan Qing's shoulders shook violently a few times, shaking the old Taoist out of his lethargy: "It's time!"

"Here, are you here?" The old man yawned and opened his eyes. He turned around, wiped the corners of his eyes with his hand, fixed the hairpin on his head again, then opened the curtain and jumped out of the carriage.

The old Taoist turned his head and glanced at the cliff to the side.

In the middle of the cliff, there is a cave that is not known whether it was formed naturally or excavated artificially.

The outer edge of the cave was re-built with walls, and it was built into the appearance of the main hall of the temple. The front face of the built temple completely surrounded the cave, and the steps in front of the temple gate were winding down. patchwork of wooden ladders.

Even if no one walks on that wooden ladder now,
The wooden ladder was blown by the mountain wind, and it was also swaying.

Ordinary people walking on it will definitely feel very horrified.

"Living Bodhisattva Cave!
This is it! "Xuanzhao, an old Taoist, squinted his eyes to see the gate of the temple on the cliff in the middle of the mountain, and saw clearly the writing on the gate under the dark blue sky. He grinned and walked behind a big rock to go.

Maoshan senior brother Xuan Qing looked at the temple on the cliff in the middle of the mountain, and his expression was complicated for a while.

Seeing that Su Wu had parked the carriage at a convenient place to turn around and leave, he asked aloud, "Why don't you go, junior?

After we snatched the "living bodhisattva's slough" in the temple, we had to run quickly. If we ran too late, the monks inside would catch up and scold us bull-nosed and shameless.

Then there will be no time left for you to relieve yourself. "

Su Wu shook his head and rejected Xuan Qing's proposal, tied the horse to a wild tree, grabbed the whip and walked towards Xuan Qing.

"You junior, why are you not a child at such a young age?
Could it be that he is also the young master of some family, who has been in the powder pile since he was a child, and then came out to run the rivers and lakes after his family fell into ruin? "Xuan Qing asked again.

Su Wu frowned.

Xuanzhao's brother really talks too much,
It has nothing to do with the word 'reticent'.

"What's none of your business?" Su Wu replied to Xuan Qing.

"If you have a boy body, you can practice the 'Dragon Tiger Great Pill' of Longhu Mountain. After practicing that, it will be easier to understand what the mind pill fire is, and it will be much easier to practice the 'Devil Body Planting Dao'.

It's a pity that you are not a virgin.

It's a pity that the Dharma line of the three mountains has collapsed, and what's going on on the side of Longhu Mountain is still unknown. "Xuan Qing was full of regret, chattering endlessly, "However, having said that, if I hadn't been obsessed with Taoism for half my life,

Definitely going around too,
How many 'days' a few women.

This life is not in vain. "

Su Wu was silent.

Xuan Qing was talking nonsense, Xuan Zhao finally came out from behind the boulder.

As soon as he appeared, he immediately attracted Xuan Qing's firepower: "You bastard, how dare you bury your second senior brother in the temple of Bald Donkey? When Xuan Jue woke up, he saw that he had been molded into a golden body, shaved bald,
Let's see how he treats you! "

"Hey, that's not what you said, brother!
Since ancient times, Qinglian and Baiou belong to the same family, and Buddhism and Taoism are not separated!
At that time, the second senior brother was in a critical situation, and something went wrong with the talisman cultivation body. Even if he was buried reluctantly, it would probably be just a zombie dug out of the soil 30 years later. Thanks to me, I found such a unique position for him.

Then there are eminent monks here chanting sutras for him day and night, and his condition can be stabilized!
If he can wake up, he should thank me,
How can you blame me? ! "Xuan Zhao quoted scriptures and allusions, which made Xuan Qing fall silent.

One thing falls one thing.

It seems that Xuan Qing is indeed more 'reticent' in front of Xuan Zhao, his younger brother.

Xuanzhao took out a wooden box from the duffel bag, and took out a few thumb-sized, conical small things from it.

Su Wu looked at those things, like a kind of fragrant medicine.

"This is an old fart." Seeing Su Wu looking at the thing in his hand, Xuanzhao took a pill to Su Wu, "After lighting it, it can make sleeping people sleep more deeply, and people who can't sleep will also gradually sleep. sleep.

No dream. "

Su Wu took the black 'old fart' and nodded.

"There's no cure for this stuff.

In other words, the antidote is sleep.

Plug your nose later, don't smell it anymore.

——But you two, one is extremely talented, and the other is not a living person, and the old fart doesn't have much effect on you. "Xuanzhao took out the fire primer and burned the 'old fart' between his fingers red, and a burst of light yellow smoke drifted from his fingers.

Seeing this, Su Wu closed his breath and followed Xuanzhao to the 'Living Bodhisattva Cave' on the cliff.

Xuan Qing was at the end, since he was not breathing, it didn't matter to hold his breath.

The three of them meandered up the wooden ladder,

The old Taoist priest quietly approached the two gates of the temple, listened carefully to the movement inside, and then threw the "Old Raven's Fart" with yellow smoke in his hand into the crack of the door.

After about ten breaths,

He nodded at Su Wu and Xuan Qing who were behind him, and moved away from the door at the same time.

The two people behind him each stood in front of a door of the 'Living Bodhisattva Cave' temple, and each of them held a door, and easily removed the vermilion lacquer wooden door from the door hinge and stacked it on both sides!

The whistling cold wind poured into the temple.

The eleven or twelve-year-old monk guarding the temple fell to the ground.

Behind the little monk, on the altar decorated in the shape of a lotus platform, a clay tire with a golden body sits upright.

After the clay Buddha statue,
There is a cave as tall as a man.

The front of the cave is covered with red silk.

Xuan Qing walked in the front, and Xuan Zhao clicked a few more farts behind him.

He walked up to the 12-year-old little monk, and gave him a strange look: "This little novice is no longer a boy...not the front... but the back..."

"Now, the monks in the cave have no right to call us shameless." Xuanzhao answered with a chuckle.

The drapes hanging from both sides of the clay body statue covered the little novice monk's body, so as to avoid the wind and cold from the mountain wind.

Xuanqing walked around behind the clay statue,

Lifting off the red silk covering the front of the one-person-high cave,

I saw a thin middle-aged man with a painted golden body and clasped hands.

He stared at the middle-aged man's shiny golden head, his temples twitched slightly, and turned to stare at Xuanzhao, who quickly jumped aside and asked at the same time, "Can you still wake up?"

"can!"

Xuan Qing nodded, and untied the clothes on the golden-painted 'Flesh Buddha',

Immediately saw the chains wrapped around the body of the 'Flesh Buddha'.

He seized the chains,

The chains quickly turned red, brittle, and snapped!

He untied the chains of the 'Flesh Buddha' and re-dressed him in cassock and monk's clothes. Xuanqing put him on his back, turned around and walked outside the temple. When he passed by the little novice who was covered by a curtain, he murmured: "It's amazing." It's so strange, the old monk is so shameless, yet he can have such a profound Dharma practice, and help the second junior brother to stabilize the inner evil?"

"It's been ten years since the old monk with cultivation level died!

The monk visiting the temple now has no master-student relationship with him, but a wild monk from other places. "Xuan Zhao replied.

"Doves occupy the magpie's nest, it's really hateful!" Xuan Qing commented.

Xuanzhao thought so.

Su Wu was silent.

The three of them restored the gate of the temple to its original state, walked down the cliff on the same road, and drove the carriage to leave the "Living Bodhisattva Cave", which is quite popular on weekdays. Now the "Living Bodhisattva" has disappeared. Can Lixiang still flourish?
……

"Wake him up.

He looks like this, his heart is dead and his body is stiff, his blood has long been invaded by the mountains and rivers, so he can't survive anyway.

Thanks to your hard work, he still has a chance to wake up.

He should thank you.

If he doesn't thank you, but instead blames you, I will make him sober. "

Outside an abandoned thatched hut in a barren mountain, Xuanqing sat cross-legged on a big rock, his coarse clothes were blown tightly against his skin by the mountain wind, exposing the outline of his muscles underneath, he looked lightly at the flat ground and folded his hands together The "flesh Buddha" in the shape of a man said so to Xuanzhao.

Xuanzhao nodded, took the basin handed over by Su Wu, dipped a sweat towel in the water, and wiped the gold-painted face of the 'Flesh Buddha' carefully,
Just brushed off a layer of dust on the gold paint,
It was impossible to wipe off even a single bit of gold paint on the second senior brother's face.

Xuanzhao no longer tried hard to wipe off the layer of gold paint, he took out a charm and waved it three times in front of the 'Flesh Buddha'.

Xuanqing held Xuanzhao's half of the mahogany sword and pointed it at the chest of the 'Flesh Buddha'.

After the charm swung three times,

Suddenly there was no fire and spontaneous combustion.

When a ball of fire was about to burn into Xuanzhao's fingers, he stomped his feet suddenly and shouted: "Senior brother, brother, return to your seat quickly, your soul is back!"

Boom!

With Xuanzhao stomping his feet, the mountain under his feet seemed to shake violently!
Su Wu looked around, but didn't notice any changes in the mountain peak under his feet.

After Xuanzhao shouted,
'Flesh Buddha' slowly opened his eyes.

At a glance, he saw Xuanzhao with gray hair and wrinkled face, his eyes trembled slightly, he pursed his lips, and opened his mouth to say three words: "What year is this eve?

Find me a mirror now!
Fourth Junior Brother, I am sworn to death with you! "

"what?!

He saved your life, and you still want to live with him? ! "

Xuan Qing suddenly jumped off the boulder, and ran over aggressively holding half of the mahogany sword.

The awakened body Buddha——Xuan Jue touched his smooth head, and as he moved his arms, the golden paint on his arms began to peel off and roll up. He stared blankly at Xuan Zhao who jumped aside, and then looked at the approaching Xuanqing: "Before I fell asleep, I told him in every possible way that even if I died, I would never become a fake monk!
He did just that! "

"Xuan Zhao!
I am sworn to death with you! "

(End of this chapter)