my weird life.

Chapter 722 Nine Phoenix Face Makeup (12)

The shiny black off-road vehicle was driving on a rainy night, the rain blurred the neon lights in the distance, and the lights on both sides of the street were colorful.

Yun Nishang was leaning against the co-pilot's seat, separated by a layer of car glass, she couldn't hear the sound of rain outside the car window, only the quiet breath flowing quietly in the car.

She turned her head sideways, observing the profile of the man driving beside her,
When the man turned his face,

Suddenly he asked: "Do you want to block the news?

The means you use today - if you don't block the news, it will spread all over the place and everyone will know. "

"Need not."

Su Wu shook his head.

Then he said: "The reason why I use the thunder to catch tricks in full view is that I hope that the Taoist priests of various sects will move closer to the trickery bureau and select qualified talents from them for training."

"Using this method and spreading it to Taoist priests of various sects, I am afraid that it will not be long before we can see the grand occasion of Taoist priests of various sects actively signing up and submitting resumes to the Conspiracy Bureau.

Our Bureau of Conspiracy is also called "Xuanmen". Taoist priests gather in the Bureau of Conspiracy, which is indeed more like Taoism.

Xuanmen, Xuanmen..." Yun Nishang looked at Su Wu's profile, "The leader of Xuanmen..."

"In the Yuzhu Temple we visited earlier, there is a Taoist priest named 'Xie Yunqing', please pay attention to it for me, if he submits his resume to Xuanmen to register, you can ask him to contact me directly.

You should have made a video of it. "Su Wu said with some regret, "If the video is shot and posted on the Internet, the spread of this matter will be greater and wider, and the Taoist priests of various sects will respond faster.

——Let the Taiya platform research and judge the results as soon as possible, so as not to waste everyone's enthusiasm.

We can formally recruit ordinary people only after their research and judgment have results. "

Yun Nishang smiled softly and said: "The members of the Kitchen God team who were present at the time are not prohibited from leaking the news. They will consciously spread this matter to all parties.

With everyone as speakers,

The spread of this matter will not be bad.

When the heat rises, the Taiya platform will definitely speed up the research and judge the results.

——The result should not disappoint you. "

"That's good." Su Wu nodded.

Yun Nishang asked again: "You said earlier that you would reward all members of the Conspiracy Bureau for meritorious deeds. What is the reward?"

"I have prepared some jujube swords.

Ordinary people carry these jujube swords, and when they encounter a serious and strange form, the jujube sword will provide them with shelter.

used properly,

It can dismember Li Gui below the barren level.

——The power is not as good as the ten mahogany swords I carry with me, but the effect should be more practical. The few mahogany swords I carry with me cannot be controlled by ordinary people. "Su Wu casually answered Yun Nishang's question.

He was promoted to Master Lushan in the Lushan simulation world, and his subordinates had a lot of resources at their disposal.

As a result, a lot of lightning strike wood was harvested,
Make all kinds of Dharma swords and offer them on the Pure Bright Dharma Altar,

Affected by the rhyme of the avenue circulating on the altar from time to time, and Su Wuhui would often pour the projection of the 'canopy magic knife' into the dharma sword, the mahogany sword offered on the dharma altar naturally cracked imperceptibly. Injurious effect.

Although it can only dismember Li Gui below the Huang level,
But now in reality, it is Li Gui below the barren level that frequently appears.

Desolate-level cunning is extremely rare in reality.

"Yes, can you dismember a fierce wooden sword below the Huang level?" Su Wu's calm response gave Yun Nishang a feeling as if she was in a dream. So far, the Department of Secret Investigation and the Department of Strange Countermeasures have dealt with any serious tricks in reality. They can only be imprisoned!

Sometimes even imprisoning is not enough,

We can only ask the people in the place where the incident happened to move away, and then block the scene!

But now Su Wu casually took out 'some' wooden swords that could dismember those below the Huang level!

'Some jujube swords! '

Not one or two, but 'some'!
Yun Nishang fell into a huge shock,
It took half an hour to recover,
But she looked at Su Wu's calm expression, and realized that those jujube swords that could be used as a strategic weapon by today's deception bureau may really be nothing more than a sword for Su Wu. It's just a wooden sword that'can be used to dismember a vicious Ligui'!

These jujube swords are not as powerful as the ten mahogany swords he used to invite Lei Jiangfa!
Where did he go in the past few days?

When Yun Nishang looked at Su Wu now, he suddenly had the feeling that he was still looking for a way out in the pixel-style level, while the other party was already killing him in virtual reality...

She could only stammer and say: "If, if Li Gui was, was, dismembered, dismembered, does it mean that it has been killed, killed?"

"Dismembering Li Gui and killing Li Gui are two completely different concepts.

There is a world of difference between the two.

Now no one can kill Li Gui, dismember Li Gui, literally divide a Li Gui into two halves - after a fierce Li Gui is divided into two halves, the horror of each part must be It will fall to the disaster level, or even the disaster level.

So dismembering Li Gui is to reduce the degree of terror and harm of Li Gui.
It is convenient for the countermeasures to imprison Li Gui. "Su Wu seriously explained to Yun Nishang.

He naturally understands that his changes in the past seven days are indeed a bit big,
Always give others time to adjust.

After Yun Nishang's expression gradually calmed down, Su Wu continued: "I will prepare thirty jujube wood swords, and at the same time, I will equip jujube wood and peach wood amulets for the Conspiracy Bureau, regardless of whether it is a job or a master of tricks.

What are the official units of the Bureau of Conspiracy now? "

"Currently, with the 'Countermeasures Section' as the core, the Human Resources Section, Investigation and Analysis Section, and Archives Section have been established.

The countermeasures department is the base camp of the Kitchen God's team of treacherous masters. "Yun Nishang is very clear about the internal structure of Xuanmen. After answering Su Wu's question, she hesitated for a moment, and then said to Su Wu, "Yingying is now working in the investigation and analysis department. "

Su Wu was silent for a while, nodded, and said, "In addition to these subjects, we can also set up a storage department.

I will regularly transport all kinds of materials to the storage department,
Including spells, amulets, medicinal herbs and other items.

In addition, set up a 'dispatching room' and 'training section'.

You will be in charge of the dispatching room, dispatching the countermeasures department and the team of cunning masters, and Shen Hao will be in charge of the training department. I will think about it carefully and compile an introductory talisman practice textbook, plus the 'Vulcan Body', a set of Boxing techniques for strengthening the body, strict rules for dealing with crimes, etc., for everyone in the Bureau of Conspiracy to learn. "

Yun Nishang listened to Su Wu's various arrangements for Xuanmen,

Call up the phone memo and record the key points.

Today's Xuanmen operates with the countermeasure department as the core, and when Su Wu proposed that ordinary people can also be responsible for handling special incidents with low hazards after being trained, this point was reviewed and approved by the Taiya platform. The current disciplines of the sect will definitely lead to the operation of all the disciplines of the Taoist sect.

Like gears, they push each other to exert a greater and more sustainable synergy.

"Also..." Su Wu continued.

Yun Nishang lowered her head and recorded on her mobile phone.

Unexpectedly, a cold, dark arm stretched out in front of her, and the ten fingers of that arm tightly grasped a stack of thick and colorful leather masks.

These leather masks are naturally masks of ghosts.

In the past, when Su Wu sewed the mask of the god of the gods, he still needed to sew his own intentions with the stitches of a ghost craftsman, but now there is no need for this at all-as long as he asks the gods of the temples to lower the tattoos day after day on the altar. Yun, after a long period of training, he can cooperate with painting on the pigskin to obtain a mask of the gods.

This kind of thing is now a thing that can be produced continuously.

However, the ghost mask without the sutures stitched by the ghost craftsman is always less effective than the 'first-generation ghost mask'.

Su Wu said: "These fifty ghost faces are also rewards for this meritorious deed.

Talismans, dharma swords, ghost masks, amulets...

As many people as these things can be distributed to the Conspiracy Bureau, they will be taken out and distributed to everyone. Every time the personnel who specialize in dealing with Li Que master one more thing, their own safety will be guaranteed, and the efficiency of detaining Li Que will be improved.

You pick a mask. "

Yun Nishang looked at the stack of thick leather masks, pursed her lips slightly, and said in a low voice: "This is distributed to everyone based on merit after evaluating everyone's results. How can I take away such precious things first? s things……"

"There are more than fifty masks of the gods.

There should be fifty or sixty cards in here, take one, it is given to you personally by me.

After your merits are appraised, you will get nothing less. "Su Wu smiled and said.

The light in Yun Nishang's eyes flickered, and she didn't know what she was thinking.

After a while, she nodded lightly, the corners of her mouth slightly curved: "Then I will choose one very rudely?"

"Choose." Su Wu said, "The materials left for everyone this time are very rich. In addition to the things I mentioned earlier, such as spells, wooden swords, ghost masks, exercises, and medicinal materials, there should be a few more. An unusual mastiff puppy.

It will be handed over to a specific person for me to raise.

Your 'meaning' is barely enough to pass the threshold, and I will keep one for you when the time comes. "

Mastiff puppies?

meaning?
what is that?
Yun Nishang selected a mask with a phoenix pattern as the main body from a stack of ghost masks, and immediately selected that mask, saying: "How to use this ghost mask?
Can it just be worn on the face? "

"Yes." Su Wu nodded.

Yun Nishang put on the soft and skin-friendly mask according to her words,
The moment she put on the face mask, the scene outside the car window in front of her collapsed in large swathes of her 'vision', and golden light overflowed from the cracks in the reality scene, gathering in her vision into a circle composed of countless The golden and red sun formed by the coiled cloud splendens talisman!
"This 'Nine Phoenix Face Makeup' is inspired by the raging fire pattern rhyme contained in the 'Nine Phoenix Curse for Eliminating Evil and Poor Obscenity'.

After wearing the facial make-up, it can resist the invasion of cunning rhyme, and even resist the law of murder below the fierce level once.

When dealing with water-related Li Gui such as Shui Gui, you can break the disguise of Li Gui,
See its true form. "Su Wu slowly introduced next to Yun Nishang, "Combined with the incantations and handprints of the Nine Phoenix Elimination Curse, this facial makeup can exert a greater power.

I'll teach you, you write it down carefully..."

(End of this chapter)