Global Awakening: Join the chat group at the beginning

Chapter 1450: Su Yunqing used to be close to the face and couldn't face the lottery and fishing functions

Obviously, as the group owner, she did not have the authority to ban others from speaking, but she became the first person to be banned in the chat group, and the reason she used was such a ridiculous excuse that the chat group made a mistake.

Boil Dagu into soup: "Are you sure, that's a little criticism?"

Boil Da Gu into soup: "It would be more correct to describe it as close to the face and big."

Boil Dagu into soup: "Among all the chat groups I have seen, there is no chat group more rubbish than yours. I, Su Yunqing, would like to call you the weakest!"

Boil Dagu into soup: "If I remember correctly, you should say this."

Although some time has passed, Dagu remembers it very clearly because the impression was so profound.

As the group owner, he was banned from the chat group. He thought he would remember this for the rest of his life.

The richest man in the lighthouse: "As expected of you."

Tony praised Su Yunqing.

Ordinary group leader: "Ahem, although the words are a little extreme, they are not wrong, right?"

Ordinary group owner: "Whose chat group lottery draws templates that only give innate things?"

Ordinary group leader: "Uchiha Obito at least has the Uchiha bloodline and the Mangekyō Sharingan. If you want to change to Namikaze Minato, besides his ninjutsu talent and affinity with space, what else does he have?"

Ordinary group leader: "I don't have the Nine-Tails, I don't have the Flying Thunder God, I don't have any ninjutsu, I don't have any senjutsu, I can't even summon a toad."

An ordinary group owner: "I remember that the chat group consisted of me, Meow Meow, Whitebeard, Uchiha Madara, Minato, Daiko, Kurumi, and Hakugen."

Ordinary group leader: "If we draw the opponent's template, the only ones who can come up with something are Uchiha Madara and Hakugen."

Ordinary group owner: "Oh yeah, it's OK if Meowth is a Pokémon, but that's just them."

An ordinary group leader: "Dagu's super ancient genes, there are no Ultraman statues in other worlds, so it's useless to merge them; Kurumi's Kekekedi is also an external object, and Whitebeard's Tremor-Tremor Fruit is not there either, and the three-color domineering needs to be learned and awakened."

Ordinary group leader: "As for me...you better not draw my template."

At the end, Su Yunqing even curled the corners of her mouth. She was a true spiritual energy insulator, and it had nothing to do with that special physique.

There is no seal, nor is there any possibility of becoming an unparalleled genius directly after awakening. It is simply isolation.

If Bai Xuan had drawn her template at that time, haha, then he would have drawn a really good one.

Nakiri Erina: "In that case, what did you draw?"

An ordinary group leader: "With Bai Xuan's luck, the template he drew at that time seems a bit ordinary now. What about what you drew..."

Boil Dagu into soup: "Hahahahaha."

Before Erina Nakiri could finish her words, Daigu couldn't help but laugh. It's no wonder he laughed. The rewards they drew at that time were really weird, and they were simply hard to describe.

Erina Nakiri: “???”

Nakiri Erina: "I haven't finished talking yet, why are you laughing?"

Erina Nakiri: "Was the reward you got good?"

Erina was a little puzzled by Daiko's reaction. Was the reward they drew good? Why was she laughing so happily before she even finished her words?
But if the reward was so good, there was no reason why they wouldn't know about it. Although the lottery for new members was cancelled later, some group members had won good rewards, such as Dongfang Bubai and Esdeath. However, at that time, they seemed to be very shy about the topic of the initial lottery.

Ordinary group leader: “Hahahahaha, if the things I drew were good, I would have said it a long time ago, but the things I drew were not good and very abstract, so I couldn’t help laughing.”

Ordinary group leader: "And why are you laughing, Dagu? What you drew was also quite abstract."

Su Yunqing also laughed when he saw Erina Nakiri thinking that Daigu couldn't help laughing because the reward they drew was good.

If the things they drew were really good, they would not be able to laugh. But the things they drew were not only bad but also very abstract, so they couldn't help laughing.

But the things Dagu drew at that time were not very good, and he was the first one to laugh, which was unexpected.

Boil Daigu into soup: "Although what I drew is not good, it is much better than Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard, okay? I thought I drew the worst, but I didn't expect that both of them were worse, hahahahaha."

When Dagu talked about this, he wanted to laugh. When he drew that thing, he was completely stunned and couldn't believe his luck to draw such a thing.

The key point is that he thought his luck must be the worst in the chat group, but after hearing about the rewards of Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard, he actually felt that his rewards were acceptable, and even not bad.

The oldest god-killer: "..."

Whitebeard: “…”

Nakiri Erina: "So what did you draw?"

Erina asked curiously.

Make Dagu into soup: "Sow's postpartum care skill book."

Erina Nakiri: “???”

Nakiri Erina: "!!!"

Erina Nakiri: "Can this also be drawn?"

Fallen Angel: "Compared to this, what Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard drew at that time was obviously more surprising."

Fallen Angel: "This is not a question of good or bad. It is too special to be measured by simple values."

Even Gabriel couldn't help but twitch her lips after seeing what Dagu had drawn. No wonder the group leader used the word "abstract" to describe it.

Let alone postpartum care for sows, many people in the chat group may have never seen it.

In terms of skills alone, although this skill is of little use, it at least gives you the ability to find another job. It's just that this profession is quite special.

From a member of the Victory Team to a sow postpartum caregiver, the gap is extremely large.

But even though Daikoku got this, he still felt that what Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard drew were more abstract than his. How abstract were they?
Fallen Angel: "@Uchiha Dance King, @Whitebeard, can you speak?"

Gabriel also looked at Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard with some curiosity, but she didn't know whether they were willing to speak.

Uchiha Madara and Whitebeard remained silent, but Whitebeard finally spoke.

Whitebeard: "Kuralala, there is nothing that cannot be said."

Whitebeard: "What I got was a doll."

Erina Nakiri: "Doll? That's fine."

Nakiri Erina: "Although a normal doll or even a large one-to-one doll would be very small for Whitebeard given his size, it's not a big deal, right?"

An ordinary group leader: "It is indeed a doll, but it is a one-to-one replica of a giant doll, a special doll specially made for the giants."

Ordinary group owner: "As for what it is used for, there are minors in the chat group, so I won't tell you, but I think you all should understand."

Speaking of this, no matter how they asked Whitebeard at the time, he was unwilling to say it. It was only after the results of the lottery between her and Kurumi were not very good that Whitebeard was willing to tell him.

But knowing that Whitebeard had drawn this thing, they had never expected it. It would be better to say that no one would think of this, and there is actually such a thing in the pirate world! Modern places are really special.

Erina Nakiri: “Huh?”

Umaru-chan: "What?!"

The oldest god-killer: "Giants... dolls?!"

The Lighthouse's Richest Man: "Hiss~~, is the chat group so considerate?"

Erina, Koumaro and the others’ reactions were normal, but what did Tony’s reaction mean?
There seems to be something wrong with you.

The Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Ahem, what I mean is that Whitebeard's luck is pretty good to some extent. He drew the thing that suits him best."

The richest man in the lighthouse: "Men, at least, have certain needs."

The richest man in the lighthouse: "Before joining the chat group, Whitebeard was already old, so his body naturally had no desire for that. But after joining the chat group and returning to youth, even if he didn't have that desire, his body would have that desire."

The Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Let's not talk about how many female giants there are in the pirate world, and how many can carry Whitebeard. The key is that with Whitebeard's personality, will he find a mother for his sons? His sons are willing, but he is embarrassed."

The richest man in the lighthouse: "So, the big doll drawn at this time will be useful. When night falls, Whitebeard can vent through it..."

Whitebeard: "Tony!!!"

Whitebeard didn't want to talk at first, but Tony became more and more excited as he talked. He felt that if he didn't speak up, Whitebeard could even describe to him what happened that night.

The richest man in the lighthouse: "No need to say more, I understand, pat your chest.jpg"

What the hell did you understand!!!

Whitebeard had a helpless look on his face. He was speechless when he drew this. What embarrassed him the most was that the chat group gave him the reward directly after he drew the lottery. Although he was in the room, he was seen by Marco who came over to care about his health. Later, several team captains such as Joz and Ace also came over. The scene was extremely embarrassing.

After living for so many years, this was the first time he knew what it felt like to be "socially dead".

The key point is that Marco, Ace and others actually recruited a wife for him on the sea and spread the news that they wanted to find a mother for them.

God knows how devastated he was when he heard the news. It also allowed Marco, Ace and others to get a good taste of what the "Iron Fist of Love" is, well, the Tremor-Tremor Fruit version.

The Oldest God Slayer: "Where's Uchiha Madara? What did he draw?"

Although somewhat surprised at what Whitebeard drew, Marquis Woban was still more curious about Uchiha Madara's.

But even a giant doll has come out, so no matter how abstract the reward Uchiha Madara draws is, it should be just about this level.

Ordinary group leader: "Uchiha Madara drew a steel pipe."

The Oldest Godslayer: "Hmm? What did you say he got?"

Ordinary group owner: "Pole! And it's a pole that can automatically master master-level pole dancing skills and show the beauty of women's bodies to the greatest extent!"

The Oldest God Slayer: “Hahahahahaha.”

The Oldest God Slayer: "The great Uchiha Madara, the Shura of the Ninja World, drew a steel pipe."

The Oldest Godslayer: "It seems that your reputation as the Dance King of the Ninja World is much greater than your reputation as Shura."

The Oldest Godslayer: "Even the chat group knows what you need."

After confirming it again and again, Marquis Woban couldn't help laughing. He had tried his best to think about what Uchiha Madara would draw, but Uchiha Madara actually drew a steel pipe. Hahahahahaha.

If it were someone else, Marquis Woban would definitely not smile so happily, but who made the person who drew the lottery be Uchiha Madara?

Apart from Luo Hao, in the entire chat group, only Uchiha Madara and the Holy Lord being humiliated could make him so happy.

Uchiha Dance King: "Humph, you think you can draw something good."

Uchiha Madara snorted coldly. Although he still found it hard to accept being hit by the steel pipe, after all, so much time had passed that his attitude was no longer so extreme.

You have to know that in the beginning, whenever he thought of that steel pipe, he wanted to use Susano to stab the chat group.

Whether to fight or not is one point; whether to vent or not is another.

But it doesn't matter if others laugh at him. What qualifications does he, the Marquis of Vauban, have? Does he think his luck is better than his?
The Oldest Godslayer: "Even if I draw a bunch of X, it will be better than what you draw."

Marquis Vauban spoke out loudly, and everyone who saw what he said looked strange.

Ordinary group leader: "There's no need to be so absolute."

Ordinary group owner: "A steel pipe is just a steel pipe after all, but that thing."

An ordinary group leader: "I think getting a pole, even if it's Uchiha Madara doing pole dancing, is better than that thing."

There is nothing special about the pole itself, there is nothing special about pole dancing, even Uchiha Madara dancing on the pole is nothing special; when Marquis Vauban took out that thing for comparison, there was actually nothing that was unacceptable.

Boil the Dagu into soup: "Indeed, if it is that thing, I think it really can't be worse than it."

Emperor Yan: "Not only is there no worse reward, I am now somewhat glad that I didn't draw these messed up things in the previous lottery."

The corners of Xiao Yan's mouth twitched slightly. He couldn't imagine what kind of horrible psychological trauma he would suffer if he drew this thing.

Holy Guardian Left Wing: "I can no longer look at the lottery function and fishing function."

Angel Yan seldom uses the lottery function. After all, the lottery function only includes things that are available in the group mall. Angel Yan, who has the support of the angel civilization and has no shortage of points, has no need to spend points on the lottery function. If he wants to make a small investment for a big return, the fishing function with a prize pool ranging from the entire heavens and myriad worlds is undoubtedly a better choice.

Therefore, she uses the fishing function more often.

But now, after what the Marquis said, she felt that she could no longer face these two functions.