Global Awakening: Join the chat group at the beginning

Chapter 1459 Newcomers, Zero's Familiar and Sato Kazuma
"Ding, group member [Louise Zero] joins the chat group."

"Ding, group member [Human-headed Dog Kazuma] joins the chat group."

When Tony, Su Yunqing and others were arguing, the voice of the chat group suddenly rang out.

Ordinary group owner: "Newcomer?"

Ordinary group owner: "A new member has joined the group so soon?"

Ordinary group owner: “Welcome, welcome.”

Su Yunqing was a little surprised. She felt that the speed at which new people joined the chat group seemed to be getting faster and faster recently. It was already approaching the speed described in the chat group novels she had read in her previous life.

You have to know that the chat group initially attracted people very quickly. According to the flow of time, it took several months for new people to join the group in her world.

So, could it be that the chat group was too crowded at first, so it was slow to recruit people? Now that the chat group has grown, it is recruiting people faster?

Nakiri Erina: "Welcome, newcomer."

Umaru-chan: "Welcome newcomers, but the name of the second newcomer's group sounds a little familiar."

Kasumi Shiko: "Maybe it's because the new group name is Human-headed Dog Kazuma, and the group owner mentioned a person named Sato Kazuma before."

Kasumi Shiko: "But it shouldn't be such a coincidence."

Ordinary group owner: "Yes, yes, if it's Sato Kazuma, then his group name should be Guichu Kazuma or Axel's Guichu Man."

Ordinary group owner: "Human head dog or something like that, it doesn't reflect Sato Kazuma's characteristics at all."

Su Yunqing nodded in agreement.

Human-headed dog Kazuma: “???”

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "Do you know me?"

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "And what the hell is the devilish Kazuma and Axel's devilish man? When did I get such a nickname?"

Human-headed Dog Kazuma: "Also why is my group called Human-headed Dog? I didn't steal heads on purpose!!!"

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Suqing world, present world.

"A chat group connecting all the heavens and the worlds? This kind of thing chose me?"

"Hey, hey, hey, are you sure you're not kidding? Or am I dreaming now?"

"No, how can someone like me be chosen?"

Sato Kazuma was confused as he received the information that kept emerging in his mind.

He is just a shut-in, and a shut-in who loves anime and games. Can someone like him join such an incredible place?

Although all travelers from the other world are high school students, and he is indeed a high school student, he is different from normal high school students.

He didn't know how long it had been since he last went to school.

But before he could react, he saw his name suddenly mentioned in the chat group, and then he saw the group owner said that if the person joining the chat group was "Sato Kazuma", then his group name should be "Kimi Kazuma" or "Axel's Kimi Man".

When did he get involved with Guichu? Why are both group names related to Guichu?

And what the hell is his group name "Human Head Dog"? Is it because he steals heads in the game?
But that was not what he wanted to steal; those heads just came into his hands inexplicably.

Can't we use some normal words to describe him? Like, lucky or something, although he doesn't think he is lucky.

Ordinary group owner: “Hmm?”

Ordinary group owner: "No, it really is you."

Ordinary group owner: "When did you get the title of a human-headed dog?"

Su Yunqing said with some surprise after seeing Sato Kazuma admit it.

She really didn't think that the newcomer would be Sato Kazuma, even though the word "Kazuma" was included in the group name.

Without the "ghostly" Sato Kazuma is soulless.

Human-headed dog and Shin: "How do I know when I was called a human-headed dog? At most, when I was playing games, I accidentally stole their heads. Can this be considered a human-headed dog?"

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "They blame me for their bad luck."

Sato Kazuma also expressed his dissatisfaction loudly.

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "By the way, why do you know me?"

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "Is my world also a light novel or anime?"

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "But even if that's the case, what does it have to do with me?"

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "I don't even go to school."

This is what Sato Kazuma couldn't understand the most. He knew from the memories instilled in him by the chat group that his world might have originated from other people's creations, which means that he might be a character in a certain work.

And according to the information in the chat group, he seems to have very high luck in his own world. He is either the protagonist or an important supporting role.

But why? Why would a nerd who doesn't even go to school occupy such an important position in a work?
It can't be because of his past experience. Don't tell him that the senior is the protagonist of this world. He can't accept such a plot.

Ordinary group leader: "I didn't say the plot takes place in school."

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "But where else can the plot develop besides school?"

If he was not in the role, or the plot of this world had nothing to do with him, he would not find it strange anyway, whether in school or anywhere else.

But the problem is he has.

Not to mention that he doesn't even go to school, the key point is that he doesn't go anywhere other than school.

As a qualified stay-at-home high school student, he basically never goes out. Except for very rare circumstances, he stays at home all the time.

How would the plot develop under such circumstances?
Could it be the school’s student union, or a beautiful girl falling from the sky, coming to save his life?

Impossible, impossible.

Sato Kazuma smiled and waved his hands. He felt that such a thing was impossible, even if he just thought about it.

It would be better to say that traveling to another world is more likely than this.

Ordinary group leader: "Of course it's in another world."

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "Huh?!"

Sato Kazuma, who had just said it was impossible, opened his mouth wide when he heard Su Yunqing's words. He really had traveled to another world.

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "No, no, no, no, how did I travel through time? How could I have traveled through time?"

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "It can't be the same old-fashioned way of saving people and traveling through time, right?"

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "How could I possibly do something as dangerous as saving people? It should be left to the protagonists and the popular people to do it."

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "No, no, no, that's not right. If we let them do it, the plot should develop into a love story, right? How could we let them die and travel through time?"

Sato Kazuma scratched his head. He couldn't understand. He really couldn't understand.

He, traveled through time?

In comics and light novels, don't high school students who travel through time all go to school? How can he travel through time if he doesn't even go to school?

Ordinary group leader: "How did you travel through time? That's a good question."

Ordinary group owner: "But believe me, you don't want to know."

The corners of Su Yunqing's mouth curled up involuntarily.

The richest man in Lighthouse: "Hahahahaha."

The Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "That kind of way of traveling through time, although I don't know how many reasons there are for travelers in the heavens and myriad worlds to travel through time, but you must be the most special one."

Tony Stark couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Su Yunqing usually doesn't talk in detail about things from other worlds that are not included in the chat group, unless that thing is something she loves very much.

For example, the Emperor's Armor, the Shura Armor, or a person named Duanmu Yan.

However, the name Sato Kazuma has frequently appeared in the chat group since Bai Xuan drew his lucky halo.

He has luck that is almost comparable to that of the goddess of luck, a devilish personality, is timid and cowardly, but is a real man who always stands up at the critical moment.

Su Yunqing rarely praises someone like this unless he is really good enough.

Obviously, Sato Kazuma is such a person in Su Yunqing's eyes.

However, compared with his excellence in this aspect, his way of traveling through time is obviously more impressive, so impressive that no one had ever thought of such a way of traveling through time at first.

Yan Di: "Indeed."

Emperor Yan: "If the group leader hadn't said so, I really wouldn't have thought that there would be someone who could travel through time like this."

Xiao Yan nodded in agreement.

He used to think that the method of time travel was not important, what was important was the result, and those who were supposed to travel through time would do so even if they just slept.

Until the group leader revealed how Sato Kazuma traveled through time.

Dump truck, saving people, and death are obviously the most normal three-piece set of time travel, but the way of time travel constructed is unimaginable to anyone.

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "So you guys should say it."

Sato and Makoto were about to jump out of his seat. Honestly speaking, although he had joined this chat group and could tell from the information the group instilled in him that this chat group was pretty awesome.

But he has no points.

Most of the functions of the chat group are related to points. He can't just rely on signing in to accumulate points, right?
It would be fine if products from the real world could be recycled in exchange for points, but the problem is that they can't, and this is clearly marked in the information instilled in the chat group.

If it doesn't work in the real world, then there should be no problem in another world. Based on his experience of light novels and anime, he will definitely carry some extremely powerful abilities or artifacts with him when he travels to another world. It will be a good choice whether he uses it himself or recycles it to the chat group.

As for the time traveler becoming a hero and needing to defeat the devil, who stipulates that a hero must defeat the devil?
Whoever wants to go can go, he won’t go anyway.

And it’s not certain whether it’s a cliché story of a hero defeating a demon king.

The key point now is to know how he traveled through time.

It would be best if it could be reproduced, but if it cannot be reproduced, then he may not be able to travel through time.

Ordinary group leader: “Scared to death.”

Su Yunqing revealed how Sato Kazuma died.

Human-headed dog Kazuma: “Huh?”

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "What the hell?"

Sato Kazuma's face was a little stiff. What did this "scared to death" mean? Did he encounter a ghost?

Are there ghosts in the real world?

No, since there are other worlds and chat groups, it shouldn't be impossible to encounter ghosts.

Ordinary group owner: "Oh, sorry, I said the wrong thing, you were not scared to death."

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "That's what I said"

Sato Kazuma breathed a sigh of relief.

Ordinary group leader: "You died of a heart attack due to being laughed at and being too ashamed."

Human-headed dog Kazuma: “Ah?!”

This reversal almost made Sato Kazuma suffocate.

After that, after being asked by Sato Kazuma, he finally knew how he had traveled through time. Naturally, Sato Kazuma fell silent.

Once he went to a faraway place to buy a limited edition game. On the way back after buying it, in order to save a girl who would not actually be hit by a car, he stepped forward and pushed the girl away. As a result, he thought that the large truck moving at high speed was actually a tractor and was frightened to death.

After being rushed to the hospital, the situation was so funny that the doctors and nurses who were trying to save him laughed themselves to death, and he himself died of a heart attack due to excessive shame from laughing?

Even his parents who rushed to the hospital couldn't help laughing after hearing the cause of his death?
No, this is some kind of hell joke.

If this kind of thing really happened to him, he didn't know how badly he would be killed.

Ordinary group owner: “Well, well, it’s something that hasn’t happened yet.”

Ordinary group owner: “It’s no big deal.”

Su Yunqing said comfortingly, if she hadn't been smiling without restraint at this moment, she might even think that she was comforting Sato Kazuma.

Anyway, Sato Kazuma can't see it because they are across the world, so it's not wrong to say it's a comfort.

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "How can anyone pretend that something like this didn't happen?"

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "No, it didn't happen, but you all already know about it. I can't pretend it didn't happen!"

Sato Kazuma lay on the bed with lifeless eyes. If he had known earlier, he would not have asked. If he had known that he had traveled through time in this way, he would rather not have traveled through time and be a hikikomori for the rest of his life.

Ordinary group leader: "So you still travel through time?"

Su Yunqing asked curiously.

After knowing the reason why he traveled through time, will Sato Kazuma still choose to travel through time?
Human-headed dog Kazuma: "Rather than asking whether I want to travel through time or not, it's better to ask, after knowing how I will travel through time in the future, do you still think I will travel through time?"

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "I don't want to experience being scared to death by a dump truck in my lifetime."

The Lighthouse's Richest Man: "Ahem, he fainted from shock, and died of a heart attack out of shame amid the laughter of doctors and nurses in the hospital."

Tony Stark "kindly" reminded him, and a cross popped up on Sato Kazuma's head. He said in the chat group with a forced smile.

Human-headed dog Kazuma: "Thank you so much for correcting me!!!"

The richest man in the lighthouse: "It should be."

In addition to being a genius, playboy, Iron Man, and billionaire, he is actually a philanthropist. When it comes to doing good deeds, there are few people in the world who can compare with him.

Ordinary group owner: "If it was someone else, it's hard to say."

Ordinary group owner: "But you"

Ordinary group owner: "Honestly, no matter what happens to you, I won't be surprised."

(End of this chapter)