The Lord of Hell
Chapter 2427 Conditions
Chapter 2427 Conditions
"Are you sure this is the Rat King and not a homegirl?"
Director Newman looked at the white rat king who was leaning on the sofa, eating potato chips and watching "Tom and Jerry", and couldn't help but complain. Speaking of which, the rat king watching "Tom and Jerry" seemed... uh, quite normal.
"This is the Rat King Xiaobai, my good friend."
The mousetrap went up to grab the potato chips, and at the same time shouted, “Stop pretending, there were so many mice along the way, how could you not know that Chief Newman was coming to see you personally?
By the way, I didn't betray you. It was Director Newman who discovered it himself. You can absolutely trust me because the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau didn't issue a bounty. "
"So, if I offer a bounty, you will betray me?"
The Rat King complained first, then he looked at Chief Newman and said, "I'm not pretending, I'm just too lazy to move. Chief Newman, you came to me in person to give me an ultimatum?"
Although Chief Newman's 'devil's corpse' is at the level of Father God, the Rat King is not afraid and looks fearless.
Hearing what the Rat King said, Director Newman smiled and said, "Don't worry, it hasn't come to that point yet, Rat King, I sincerely invite you to join the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau.
You will become a special consultant to the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau and receive a large amount of funding every year. At the same time, I will allocate an area for you and your rat tribe."
"It hasn't come to that yet? In other words, if I don't agree, it will come to that?"
The Rat King sneered and continued, "You humans, do you really believe in us rats? You humans don't even believe in yourselves. Americans, Europeans, South Americans, and Asians compete and fight with each other.
Now, we are useful, so you invite us. When we are no longer useful, you will only make one decision, which is to get rid of us completely, right?"
"Xiao Bai, even if you know, don't say it out loud. Isn't this forcing her to do it?"
The mousetrap shouted hurriedly: "Well, I am innocent. If a fight breaks out, just ignore me and I will leave on my own."
The Rat King looked disgusted and said: "You are so disloyal. I give you potato chips every day."
"I have hundreds of millions of dollars, why should I risk my life here? If I die, it will be a waste."
The rat catcher snorted coldly, the richer a person is, the more he fears death, and the rat catcher is now a billionaire.
"Even if you have hundreds of millions of dollars, what's the point? You haven't spent a penny of your money. What's the difference between that and having no money? Also, stop stealing my potato chips."
The Rat King said unhappily: "I have seen many humans, but I have never seen anyone as stingy as you."
The mouse catcher said confidently, "Of course there is a difference. I deposit money in the bank and it earns interest. As for stealing your potato chips, how can it be considered stealing when it comes to a man and a mouse?"
The Rat King gritted his teeth. He felt that the biggest mistake he had made in his life was to meet this so-called friend in front of him.
Director Newman was a little surprised to see the Rat King arguing with the rat catcher. At this moment, she seemed to understand why the King of Superpowers did not take action against the Rat King. It was not only because the Rat King was useful, but also because this Rat King was not a bad person.
"Rat King, we have already considered the problem you mentioned before."
Director Newman said: "We will help you find an alien planet, and you can transfer the rat tribe there, just like the dragon tribe. In the future, if you can break through the Father God, then humans and the rat tribe will become allies."
"Send me a planet?"
The Rat King was really a little surprised. He asked, "Is it true or false? You guys are not going to destroy the teleportation array while we are teleporting, and let us all die?"
"Director Tianjian will guarantee this agreement."
Director Newman laughed, and the Rat King believed it instantly. After all, he was Director Tianjian, and with him as a guarantor, there would definitely be no problem.
The Rat King thought for a moment and said, “In fact, ever since you came in, I knew that I only had two options left. Either I cooperate with the demon kings of hell, or I cooperate with you. I can no longer hide like before.
To be honest, I don't like the demons in hell because they only know how to destroy. Unlike you humans, although you are evil, corrupt, and greedy, the civilization you have created is really wonderful.
Especially these games, TV series, and movies, they are really good, I like them very much, plus you are so sincere, I decided to cooperate with you, but I have conditions. "
"Please tell me what I can promise, and I will agree to it."
Director Newman laughed and said, the subtext of this sentence is, I won’t agree to anything that cannot be agreed to.
"First of all, we have to choose which alien planet we want. We can't just choose which one you want. Not all planets are suitable for our rat tribe to survive."
The Rat King said, Chief Newman and the rat catcher looked at the Rat King in surprise at the same time, “You rats, do you still have to choose a place?
The Rat King rolled his eyes and said, "Rats do have strong survivability, but ratmen may not. Ratmen are evolved creatures, and while they have wisdom, their survivability has decreased a lot.
Just like humans and apes, tell me, without tools and technology, which one has better ability to survive, humans or apes? "
"I don't know which one is stronger. I only know that if you throw a man and an ape into the forest, the man will most likely die before the ape."
Director Newman smiled and said, "That's no problem. Batman has found many planets with life. Except for a few, the others are all available for you to choose from."
"Very good. The second condition is that we must make our Rat People public. At the same time, we must have a permanent residence in America."
The Rat King said: "Although we will move to other planets, we will not give up Earth. This is our hometown and permanent residence. We rats have the final say in everything, including the law."
“That’s fine, but it can’t be in a core place like New York.”
Director Newman agreed again, saying that this was indeed no problem, as there were many Native American reservations in the United States anyway.
"No problem, just find a town. The key is to have electricity, water and internet access."
The Rat King said: "The last condition is that Hollywood makes a live-action version of Tom and Jerry, and I want to be the protagonist."
Director Newman looked at the Rat King in astonishment. We are discussing a matter related to the survival of a tribe, and you actually said you want to make a movie? Aren't you a little too unprofessional, Rat King?
The mouse catcher warned: "Never invest in Hollywood movies. You will definitely lose money. Even if you don't lose money, those Hollywood companies will make the accounts lose money."
"You know a lot? Don't worry, I won't invest. Investment is the job of the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau."
The Rat King smiled and said, "Besides, this movie will definitely not lose money. I will ask all the rats to go to the cinema to watch the movie."
"That will scare the others to death. Also, you're calling this box office manipulation, right?"
The mousetrap complained, and Chief Newman said, “It’s just a movie, it’s nothing, Mouse King, I agree to all your conditions.
However, humans are now in danger, so I hope that you, the rat tribe, will help our Disaster Countermeasures Bureau from now on."
"I expected that, otherwise you wouldn't have come to me in person and be so anxious."
The Rat King said, "Tell me, what do you want us to do? Let me make it clear first, we have no problem going to the battlefield, but in terms of salary and pension, the rat people must be treated the same as you humans."
"Wow, Xiaobai, you always say that I am greedy for money, but aren't you the same?"
The rat catcher said with disdain. The Rat King looked at her and sneered, "Do you think I'm the same as you, with only money in my head? Only by doing this can we ensure that you humans will not treat the rat people as cannon fodder.
As for those rat monsters, you can charge only one tenth. No one cares about them anyway, and there are too many of them. "
The Rat King doesn't care about rat monsters, he only cares about rat people. To him, rat people are his kind. As for those rat monsters, they are just monsters, just like how humans view apes.
"No problem. You can rest assured about the money. There are disasters every day. The Disaster Countermeasures Bureau has a lot of funds. Various countries try every means to send money to the Countermeasures Bureau."
Director Newman smiled and said, "Going to the battlefield is a matter for later. What you need to do now is to lay pipes underground.
I need a lot of rat laborers and some intelligent ratmen. We will train these ratmen to become skilled workers, of course, with super specialties."
"Laying underground pipelines? Director Newman, I have to say that this job content is beyond my expectations."
The Rat King couldn't help but glance at Chief Newman, and then said, "No problem, we'll take this job, but you have to pay more."
"I told you, money is not an issue."
Director Newman nodded with satisfaction. With the negotiation completed, the work of building the city's defense shield officially began.
Tony looked at the densely packed rats underground. Even he felt his scalp tingling. "I never thought that one day, rats would become my employees. Uh, do I need to buy all kinds of insurance for them?"
"Well, the rat monsters don't need it, but the rat people do. If we don't buy insurance for them, they will find a lawyer to sue us. That rat king watches TV series every day, and his understanding of America is no different from that of humans."
Director Newman said: "I heard that it particularly likes to watch TV series such as Legal Elite."
Tony complained: "Do you really need to buy insurance? Which insurance company will accept it? Besides, even mice can sue these days."
"Our boss just opened a new insurance company for this purpose."
Director Newman said, "Mr. Stark, let's not talk about this for now. I have already told you the details of the Rat Tribe's situation. With the help of the Rat Tribe, are you sure you can build all the city defense shields within a month?"
"One month is unlikely. There are too many coastal cities. We can only ensure that the cities with larger populations are completed first."
Tony shook his head and said, "I hope the Undersea Empire will be greedy and attack those cities with large populations. In addition, I have designed a group of nanorobots that will help build a defense shield."
(End of this chapter)
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