The Lord of Hell
Chapter 2806 Reality
Chapter 2806 Reality
"Since you want to know, I'll be merciful and tell you. I have nothing to do anyway."
Wade said proudly, "You all watched the movie I played for free before, right? The content of that movie is actually true to us, because our world is a world that is a fusion of movies and comics."
Hearing Wade's words, everyone except the Lord of Order and Andrew booed. Van Helsing said contemptuously: "Although it's not the first time I've heard it, it still feels ridiculous. How can we be comic characters?"
"Yes."
Everyone nodded in agreement. They were real lives, okay? How could they be cartoon characters used for entertainment?
Only the Lord of Order remained silent. Because of the curse, He somewhat believed what Wade said, but His reason kept denying it.
"A bunch of idiots who can't be woken up."
Wade looked like the only sober person among the drunk, but unfortunately, he was full of funny aura and didn't look like a master at all. He said, "I'm too lazy to explain to you idiots, anyway, that movie is a real world.
Boss, this magic circle can pull that world into our main universe and merge it with our main universe. Uh, Boss, can you tell me about this? You won't deduct my salary, right? "
Andrew said, "Wade, you have to have confidence in yourself. When I asked you to explain, I must have expected you to speak without restraint and say everything. How could you, Wade, keep a secret?"
"That's right, Boss. You are so smart."
Wade flattered him, but no one laughed at him. They all looked at the magic circle on the ground in amazement. This magic circle could actually pull other worlds into the main universe? Also, was the movie before a real world?
"In other words, there really is a Wolverine in the universe who is only 1.3 meters tall and has to jump up to touch my shoulder?"
Van Helsing was speechless. "Is there something wrong with this? The Wolverine that merged with me is tall, mighty, handsome, and looks just like me."
In fact, everyone has seen the previous movies. As God the Father, multitasking is basic operation, needless to say.
"That's because you are the same actor."
Wade complained, he said: "Wolverine's original name was Wolverine. Just by listening to the name, you can tell how short he was. Haha, Logan, when that world merges in, we can fight side by side and love and kill each other."
"It has nothing to do with me. My name is Van Helsing, not Logan."
Van Helsing rolled his eyes and didn't believe what Wade said at all. Unlike him, the Lord of Order was greatly shaken. He shouted, "That movie is really a real world? How is this possible?"
"Why not? I've said it before, we are characters from comics and movies. The origin universe produced Deadpool 3, and thus, a new world was born in the multiverse."
Wade said in a rare logical manner: "The boss is planning to pull this world over. I guess he has his eyes on the professor's sister, that ruthless female devil. She is so cruel that she skinned the Human Torch."
"Isn't that because of you?"
Everyone complained at the same time, don’t think we haven’t seen the movie, if it wasn’t you who was nagging and setting up the Human Torch, how could he be defeated by the female devil?
As for Andrew, he rolled his eyes and continued to carve the magic circle. To be honest, he had no interest in Professor Charles' sister. She was too dull.
Having said that, Western women age very quickly. Wade’s wife looked very good in the first and second parts, but she looked very old in the third part.
What, Andrew is thinking about Wade's wife? Andrew said that his last name is not Cao, don't slander him, this is the chairman caring about the family of his subordinates.
"I said, that's none of my business. Those words were said by the Human Torch himself."
Wade shouted in dissatisfaction: "Besides, if the Human Torch is dead, then so be it. Captain America can't possibly play the Human Torch again. Oh, and Captain America is jealous of Iron Man for making a lot of money playing Dr. Doom. He recently said he wants to return, but I don't know what role he will play.
Alas, I was supposed to be the savior of the Marvel Universe, but those old guys were so unethical that they came back even though they were dead, and I was completely overshadowed by them.”
Everyone was confused, only Andrew asked in surprise: "The captain is coming back? What about Falcon?"
"What else can we do? Falcon can't support being the main character. It was fine before, because the Marvel Universe was so popular, any movie could make a lot of money, and even Spider-Man was eager to get involved."
Wade said, "It's not possible now. After the failure of Captain America II, Marvel has fallen into decline. The Falcon movie is doomed. By the way, in that movie, General Ross became president. Do you think that someone will write a novel about being General Ross's son-in-law in the future?
The title of the book is "My Presidential Father-in-Law". Haha, now the Hulk is really going to be green."
"The Hulk's wife is the elf princess from the Lord of the Rings. There are so many novels featuring her that the Hulk must have been cheated on by her a long time ago."
Andrew said, "There are more people collecting black widows. Uh, Wade, you seem to be more green?"
Wade hurriedly shouted, "Divorced, I divorced that woman, I didn't cheat, Deadpool is red, he will never cheat."
The Lord of Order listened for a while and became more and more confused. He couldn't help but ask, "Mechanical Demon King, do you also think that the world we live in is just a comic book or a movie?"
"Believe me, I'm more sure of that than Wade."
Andrew laughed. He laughed not because of the time traveler, but because the Lord of Order could ask this question, which showed that He believed Wade's words more and more in His heart.
This time, Andrew took great pains to bring the world of Deadpool 3 over for many reasons, one of which was to experiment with his own ideas and crack the mystery of the fused world.
The other is to find the abandoned Kang, cooperate if possible, and if not, strike first and send him to heaven.
In addition, there is another important purpose, which is to make the Lord of Order completely believe Wade's words. The world in the movie appears alive in front of you, how can you not believe it?
"How is this possible? We are real people, how can we be comic characters? Everything about comic characters is controlled by the editor, and the decisions we make are our own."
The Lord of Order shouted, "Also, if all this is true, why can you be so calm? Wade went crazy because of this, why didn't you react at all?"
"Because I am a time traveler."
Andrew secretly complained, and he said: "Do you really make the decisions you make yourself? For example, in the Marvel world, after Tony Stark was kidnapped, not only did his temperament change drastically, but he also suddenly changed from a playboy to a perfect man.
There are two possibilities. One is that the blow he suffered was too great and thus he changed. The other is that because the protagonist of the movie is unfaithful and would be disliked by the audience, the director forced him to become a good man.
Wade is the same. No matter how you look at this guy, he is a scumbag. He is the kind of scumbag who takes beautiful women to hotels and lets them pay. As a result, he has become a good man now. Tell me, why is this? "
The Lord of Order was stunned for a moment, and after a moment, He shouted, "Isn't there only one true love?"
"If you say so, then so be it. I don't care."
Andrew shrugged and continued to set up the magic circle. Wade sighed and said, “Yeah, I have several wives in the comics, but in the movie, there is only one left.
What’s even worse is that in the second movie, my wife was blown to death, and in the third movie, we broke up directly. It’s so tragic. I don’t know if Deadpool 4 can arrange a new wife for me?
Besides, the scumbag who took the beautiful woman to the hotel and asked her to pay was Constantine, not me. At most, I took the toothpaste from the hotel. "
Andrew sneered, "Wade, you really love your wife, how can you arrange a new wife? Aren't you afraid of losing fans if you find a new wife?"
"It's strange that he would fall off. Who doesn't know what kind of person Deadpool is?"
Wade complained: "The reason why the movie made me single-minded is not because I was worried that the audience would not like it, but because I was worried that someone would object. It's not like you don't know what the situation is in the origin universe. It's amazing to be correct."
"This is why movies are so bad nowadays. What's even worse is that those bastards actually put the blame on the audience. If your movie is not good, who would go to the cinema to watch it?"
Andrew sighed, thinking of something, and looked up and shouted to the Lord of Order: "Lord of Order, destroy my magic circle, and do it quickly, otherwise my formation will be completed soon."
Everyone turned to look at the Lord of Order, Homelander, and General Zod, and they were ready for a fight. The Mechanical Demon King wanted to set up a magic circle, and they must not let him succeed.
As for what Andrew and Wade said, everyone thought they were talking nonsense and no one believed them. For example, how could someone as narcissistic as Homelander believe that he was just a villain in a comic book? Or was it a bit funny, like playing the crescent moon sky rush?
You are funny, your whole family is funny. My fellow countrymen, even in comics, must be the protagonists, the absolute core.
Unlike others, the Lord of Order was in hesitation. Reason told Him that what Andrew said was false and He must be stopped from setting up the magic circle. But emotion told Him that what Andrew and Wade said was true and the world of Deadpool 3 would be integrated into this universe.
The Lord of Order felt like there were two people fighting in his mind, and the fight was getting more and more fierce, almost causing Him to collapse.
From the reaction of the Lord of Order, it can be seen that He is in big problem now, because a normal person should react like the people in His Homeland. Who would believe that he is a character in a comic book?
The Mechanical Demon King and Wade sang the same tune, clearly trying to delay time so that the Lord of Order would not take action to destroy the magic circle. Who could not see through this little trick?
The Lord of Chaos sensed something was wrong and asked hurriedly, "Lord of Order, what's wrong with you? Is there something wrong? Why don't you take action?"
(End of this chapter)
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