The Lord of Hell

Chapter 2878 Joke
"Mephisto, didn't you say you wouldn't harm this world?"

Ghost Rider cursed in shock and anger, and so did everyone else. Only Wade was calm and composed, and even swam in the air, looking very happy.

Spider-Gwen looked at Mephisto suspiciously. Why couldn't she sense any danger? Was the spider sense malfunctioning? Or was there something wrong with this Mephisto?

"I don't intend to hurt the world, I just intend to hurt you."

Mephisto shrugged and said, "By the way, you don't have to worry about the humans in the gathering place. I am the Lord of the Earth and I will not kill them.

Instead, I will treat them well and give them a good life as pigs.”

“A good life for pigs?”

Everyone was stunned at first, then became furious. The life of a pig is not a good life.

"What's wrong with the life of a pig? You don't have to work, someone feeds you every day, you don't have to worry about making a living, you don't have to worry about being laid off, and you can enjoy free medical care."

Mephisto said, "From now on, all humans will live a high-quality life without pressure. I only have one request for them: have children. The more children you have, the more rewards you will get.

I will not kill them, nor enslave them, nor exploit them, I will only wait for them to die and take their souls."

"So great? Can I sign up?"

Wade raised his hand and shouted, and everyone looked unhappy. This life is indeed good, but once people live like this, they will lose the most important thing, the motivation to move forward.

If we have everything and there is no pressure at all, then why should we move forward? Wouldn't it be better to just lie down and enjoy every day? Over time, humans will really turn into pigs, the soul-harvesting pigs raised by Mephisto.

Mephisto doesn't feed humans out of kindness, he turns them into pigs and harvests a batch of souls regularly, the problem is, this isn't cruel to humans because Mephisto waits until they die before harvesting their souls.

Simply put, Mephisto is still doing the old business of the devil, trading with humans in exchange for their souls, and his terms of the deal are: a lifetime of food and clothing in exchange for your soul after death.

"Mephisto, I will never allow you to raise humans like pigs."

Tony shouted angrily. As a super genius of mankind, he absolutely did not want to see humans turned into a herd of pigs. Moreover, although Mephisto's methods seemed gentle, they were actually very cruel. He wanted to castrate the entire human race.

"Who are you, and what qualifications do you have to not allow it?"

Mephisto's true form sneered, "Shouldn't the people be allowed to choose for themselves in this transaction? Do you think that just because you have a big head and are short, you can make choices for the people? Who gave you the power?"

Tony's face went dark. This bastard actually made a personal attack on him. What's wrong with being short? I'm short and I'm proud of it.

What? If you are so proud, why put a height-increasing pad in your armor? Nonsense, how could I, Tony Stark, do such a thing?
The faces of the others were also unhappy, because they knew very well that if Andrew really let the remaining humans choose, most of them would probably agree to the deal.

Why? There are two reasons. One is that Andrew's conditions are really good. He lives a life without worries. For ordinary people who are busy with life every day, it is simply a paradise.

Another thing is that Mephisto is so powerful now. If you don’t agree, he will probably kill everyone. In this case, it is better to choose to live.

The life promised by Mephisto is the life of their dreams. As for the future of mankind, human civilization and other things, what the hell do they care about it?

Only people who have no pressure in life will think about these things. For people who have pressure in life, the only thing they think about is life.

"From the looks of it, it seems like you want to be dictatorial and not give the people a chance to choose."

Mephisto shouted angrily, "You are really terrible. You ignore the choice of the people and insist on having your own way. You tyrants are more disgusting than the devil in hell. I will destroy you on behalf of the people of the world."

Everyone looked at Mephisto in confusion. Isn't this their line? Why did the devil say it? And he said it so righteously. Is there something wrong with this?

Wade blinked, raised his hand and asked, "Well, can I turn from evil to good and turn over a new leaf?"

Everyone looked at Wade speechlessly. Although you are a psychopath, isn't it a bit too much for you to change jobs at this time? Wade saw their gazes and said proudly: "I respect the choice of the people. Long live the people."

"Fake."

Tony couldn't help but burst into cursing, he had never encountered such a situation before. It was bad enough that he couldn't beat the enemy, but he couldn't even argue with the enemy, as if he was really a villain.

"Okay, superheroes, you've already lost. Please leave gracefully. By the way, in return for attacking me, I gave you a small gift. I hope you like it. If you don't like it, then just don't like it."

Andrew laughed and waved his hand lightly. All the superheroes except Wade, Spider-Gwen, Ghost Rider and Spider-Man were driven out of this world and returned to the end of time.

Andrew is the Lord of the Earth, he has the power to do this.

At the end of time, superheroes and Spider-Man appeared out of nowhere, and the monster had left. However, no one cared about it. Everyone looked at each other, feeling dejected.

"We lost, didn't we?"

The locomotive asked somewhat uncomfortably. Although he was not a good person and had made many mistakes, he still felt uncomfortable now that he had failed to save the world and all the people on the earth had turned into pigs raised by Mephisto.

"That's right, we lost. That world will become Mephisto's pig farm. Not only that, we will have a powerful enemy in the main universe."

Duke Victor said bitterly, and the Spider-Men also sighed. Although they had lost many times, this time was the most thorough. Not only were they unable to save the world, they were also suppressed by the opponent's universal values.

"Damn it, if uncle was here, this wouldn't be the result."

Ashley also cursed. At this time, she saw that Tony had been silent and deep in thought, so she couldn't help asking, "Mr. Stark, what's wrong?"

"One question, why doesn't Mephisto kill us?"

Tony asked, and everyone was stunned. Oh, right? Why didn't Mephisto kill them? Logically, they were mortal enemies. They had attacked Mephisto before. What reason did he have for not killing them?

"This Mephisto is really strange. I don't know why I never thought he was a bad guy?"

A Spider-Man exclaimed, and the other Spider-Men nodded. Their spider-sense told them that Mephisto was not a bad guy. However, they were skeptical. After all, how could Mephisto not be a bad guy?

"Mephisto is not a bad guy? Hey, wait..."

Tony blinked and suddenly had an idea. At this moment, his body suddenly started dancing uncontrollably.

Not only Tony, but everyone else also started dancing, super wildly. Spider-Ham even danced the rumba with the super robots.

Everyone wanted to control themselves, but they couldn't. Even Tony's armor was out of control. This was not the worst. The worst thing was that a camera suddenly appeared in the sky and captured all of their ugly dancing.

"Fuck, this must be the work of that bastard Mephisto."

Everyone cursed but couldn't stop it. They could only continue to jump. The locomotive said as it jumped, "It turns out that Mephisto didn't kill us because he wanted us to be socially dead."

Everyone was speechless. Isn't the style of painting Mephisto a bit too strange?
"Damn Mephisto, that bastard is definitely Andrew Wang. No one else would be so mean except him."

Tony cursed in his heart as he spun and jumped. What made him even more annoyed was that that bastard Andrew had quietly invaded his armor and he didn't notice anything.

Please note that Tony was not angry about Andrew's invasion of his armor, but that he did not notice Andrew's tampering.

Tony, Batman, and Andrew, these three guys have numerous little tricks up their sleeves, so the invasion is nothing, but failing to detect the other party's tricks is a huge shame.

In the Ghost Rider world, Spider-Gwen looked at Andrew and suddenly realized, "No wonder my spider sense kept telling me that you are not the enemy. It turns out you are not the enemy, Andrew. Your character is getting worse."

"No wonder people always tell me that they should never attack you or their salary will be deducted. It turns out it's true."

Wade also said that, and Johnny asked in astonishment: "Uh, so this means that this Mephisto is one of us?"

"If you weren't one of us, do you think you could still be standing here alive and kicking?"

Andrew said unhappily, "Okay, Gwen, Wade, you can leave now. I will handle the rest myself. Don't tell anyone about my identity. Do you understand?"

"Don't worry, I will never tell anyone about such a shameful thing."

Spider-Gwen had a look of disgust on her face. Her boyfriend was indeed capable, but he always did things that made them speechless.

As for how Andrew will deal with this world, Spider Gwen is very relieved. Although Andrew is the devil of hell, his bottom line is very high and he will never really treat the people like pigs.

Wade also nodded. He didn't want his salary to be deducted. Just as the two were about to leave, Andrew suddenly said, "Wade, leave the soul of Johnny's wife here. Don't tell me you want to take it out?"

Johnny glared at Wade, and Wade said aggrievedly: "Am I that kind of person? Johnny, this is your wife. I have resurrected her. By the way, I adjusted her figure myself. I guarantee that you will be satisfied."

As he spoke, Wade sent a ball of light to Johnny, in which Johnny's wife was sleeping.

(End of this chapter)