The whole mountain is my hunting ground.
Chapter 1256 Little Gudong scares Li Ruhai and Zhao Baotou to gather together again
Chapter 1256 Little Gudong scares Li Ruhai and Zhao Baotou to gather together again
"My dad always used a V-belt to beat me." Ma Yang sat in front of the fire under the branches and complained to Li Ruhai, "That guy beat me. I have bruises all over my body."
At this point, Ma Yang suddenly turned to Li Ruhai and said, "I'm telling you this, don't go out."
"Hey, what am I hitting you for?" Li Ruhai sighed and said, "My dad also hit me with a V-belt."
"Really?" Ma Yang's eyes lit up when he heard that, while Li Ruhai pouted and said, "What good news? I lied to you?"
Hearing what Li Ruhai said, Ma Yang smiled, and then he heard Li Ruhai say: "Not only my dad, but my mom also beat me with a V-belt that day!"
"Ah?" Hearing Li Ruhai's words, Ma Yang moved closer to Li Ruhai and asked, "My Aunt Li?"
"Oh my god!" Li Ruhai waved his hands and said, "If I hadn't hugged her today, would I have been able to run away from home?"
"Yeah, what did you run away for?" Ma Yang asked out of pure curiosity, and Li Ruhai didn't think much about it and said casually: "I just ran away with a hairpin."
"Huh?" Ma Yang was stunned. As he slowly turned his head towards Li Ruhai, his eyes widened.
At this time, Li Ruhai had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem. He spread out his left hand and patted his thigh three times, saying, "That hairpin is not hers. My sister exchanged it with me. I promised my sister to buy her a down jacket, the same one as your sister's."
When he said the last sentence, Li Ruhai raised his arm and nudged Ma Yang lightly with his elbow.
Ma Yang's cheeks twitched, and as he clenched his fists, he asked Li Ruhai, "Where did your sister get the hairpin?"
“My eldest brother…” Li Ruhai said, nudging Ma Yang with his elbow and said, “Your brother-in-law gave it to me!”
When Li Ruhai said this, Ma Yang clenched his teeth and asked again: "Red?"
"Ah!" Li Ruhai was startled and blurted out: "How do you know? Ah..."
Before Li Ruhai could finish his words, Ma Yang rushed towards him viciously, and his hands pinched Li Ruhai's throat.
"Huh?" Li Ruhai reacted quickly. He leaned to the side to avoid Ma Yang's chokehold and kicked Ma Yang in the chest.
Li Ruhai kicked Ma Yang away, got up from the ground, turned around and pointed at Ma Yang and asked: "What are you doing?"
They were just brothers in distress, but now they are ready to kill each other.
Ma Yang got up from the ground without saying anything, mainly because he couldn't say anything, and just pounced on Li Ruhai.
Li Ruhai dodged to the side, but was grabbed by Ma Yang's arm. Just as Li Ruhai was about to fight back, he suddenly heard a strange sound in his ears: "Roar, roar! Ao! Aohou..."
Li Ruhai paused, and as soon as he stopped moving, Ma Yang hugged him from behind.
“Get out of the way!” Li Ruhai yelled, struggling to break free from Ma Yang. He then slapped him on the arm and yelled, “Run! You bastard!”
After saying that, Li Ruhai ran away.
Some hunters, after being chased by wild animals, would become extremely frightened when they heard the animals' cries.
There was a time before when Zhang Yuanmin's calves would tremble whenever he heard someone mention black bear.
Last winter, Li Ruhai secretly followed Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu up the mountain, but was frightened to the point of peeing his pants by the cannon eggs.
After that, for a while, whenever Zhao Jun, Li Baoyu and others brought back a cannonball from hunting, Li Ruhai would avoid the carcass of the cannonball.
It was not until Li Ruhai ate more wild boar meat that he gradually felt better.
At this moment, the sound coming from the back of the branch pile was exactly the same as the sound of the angry cannon egg hitting the tree that day, which instantly made Li Ruhai shudder.
But it should be said that although this child had many problems and a bad mouth, even when he was trembling with fear, he did not forget to call Ma Yang.
"Bomb eggs?" Ma Yang hurriedly followed Li Ruhai and ran, but at this time a gust of evil wind caught up with Ma Yang and knocked him down in the snow.
"Ah..." Ma Yang was frightened by the fear of the unknown. He pushed his hands against the snow and his feet against the ground, trying to get up. At that moment, through the fire they had built not far away, Ma Yang saw a familiar figure.
"Zhao..." Ma Yang was about to speak when he felt a pain at the back of his head. Ma Yang turned around and saw that it was Ma Ling. Before he could say anything, Ma Ling grabbed his ear.
"Ah..." Ma Yang screamed again, and this scream scared Li Ruhai.
In a panic, Li Ruhai fell to the ground in the snow. When he was kneeling and trying to get up, Zhao Jun grabbed the back of his cotton-padded jacket with both hands, lifted Li Ruhai up with force, and threw him directly onto the straw next to him.
There was a haystack underneath, which could not be broken at all. But this scared Li Ruhai so much that he thought he was picked up by a cannon ball.
"Ah..." Li Ruhai burst into tears, but at this moment he heard Ma Yang shouting, "Sister, stop pulling my ears, I was wrong!"
"Huh?" Li Ruhai, who was lying on the haystack, stopped crying and shedding tears, then dared to open his eyes.
"Brother!" Li Ruhai shouted angrily when he saw Zhao Jun, but Zhao Jun shouted, "Go home!"
"Ah." Li Ruhai's momentum instantly plummeted and he fell down from the straw.
Zhao Jun took Li Ruhai to meet up with Ma Ling and Ma Yang. As soon as they arrived, they saw Ma Ling holding Ma Yang with one hand and slapping Ma Yang on the back with the other.
It is natural for a sister to beat her brother.
But since the Zhao army was watching, they had to pretend to be good people.
So Zhao Jun stepped forward to stop Ma Ling and said, "Ling'er, stop fighting. It's making people laugh at you."
Where are the people on this earth?
But after Ma Ling glanced at Li Ruhai, she put down her raised hand without hesitation.
Under the suppression of his bloodline, Ma Yang also became obedient at this time, and at this time Zhao Jun said to Ma Ling: "Ling'er, I will take you back."
"No need." Ma Ling refused, saying, "What can I send? I have to take him back."
Zhao Jun laughed when he heard Ma Ling say that, and Li Ruhai also laughed. But then Zhao Jun said, "Okay, Ling'er, I'll take Ruhai back too."
Li Ruhai's face slumped, and Zhao Jun immediately pulled him, saying, "Let's go home!"
The Ma siblings walked back, while Zhao Jun prepared to take Li Ruhai on a motorcycle. But when they came to the motorcycle, Li Ruhai refused to get on.
"Come up!" Zhao Jun called Li Ruhai and said, "Can you stay away from home for the rest of your life?"
"Brother..." Li Ruhai glanced to the side and saw that the Ma siblings had walked three to five meters away. He leaned close to Zhao Jun's ear and whispered, "I peed my pants."
"Ah?" Zhao Jun was startled and blurted out loudly: "Did you wet your pants?"
As soon as Zhao Jun said this, Ma Ling and Ma Yang turned around at the same time. Li Ruhai shouted in panic: "No, you heard wrong, I said I had a stomachache!"
Wetting your pants and having diarrhea, it's reasonable to say you heard it wrong. After hearing what Li Ruhai said, the Ma siblings turned back and continued on their way.
At this time, Zhao Jun asked Li Ruhai: "What's wrong? Are you having a stomachache? Why are you defecating here?"
Zhao Jun thought that the boy was going to run away.
"What am I pulling!" Li Ruhai threw a slap at Zhao Jun and complained, "Brother, stop making noise!"
After saying this, Li Ruhai lowered his voice and said, "I peed my pants. If I sit on your motorcycle, won't I mess up your seat?"
"How can you still pee your pants?" Zhao Jun looked at Li Ruhai, but Li Ruhai said unhappily, "Aren't you scared?"
When Zhao Jun threw him onto the haystack, Li Ruhai mistakenly thought that he was hit by a cannon ball and was so scared that he didn't hold on.
"Haha..." Under Li Ruhai's embarrassed gaze, Zhao Jun still smiled unkindly. He looked at Li Ruhai and said with a smile: "You, how could you say that Gu Yang peed his pants? Why didn't you say it when you peed your pants?"
"Stop making a noise!" Li Ruhai said anxiously, "Brother, you can't say anything."
Zhao Jun smiled and nodded repeatedly, then asked Li Ruhai: "Should we go home or stay here to warm ourselves by the fire?"
Last year, when he sneaked up the mountain, Li Ruhai was so scared that he wet his pants. It was because he was roasting a fire in the mountains.
At this time, Li Ruhai thought for a while, and then said: "Let's go home. I'm going to take off my clothes and dry my pants here. What if people are watching me?"
"Hehe..." As soon as Li Ruhai finished speaking, Zhao Jun laughed again.
"Don't laugh!" Li Ruhai would not have spoken to Zhao Jun like this in the past. But in his anger, Li Ruhai lost his attitude towards the financier and muttered unhappily, "You are a grown man, but you are always so cunning. You know what I am afraid of, and you are still trying to scare me with that."
"Hahaha..." Zhao Jun had stopped laughing, but after hearing what Li Ruhai said, he laughed even louder.
With that smile, Li Ruhai left angrily. Zhao Jun hurriedly chased after him on his motorcycle and asked Li Ruhai to get on the car, saying, "Get in the car. I'll take you back."
It's so cold outside, we can't let the children go home with wet pants.
Li Ruhai glared at Zhao Jun, then sat behind him.
I arrived home quickly by motorcycle.
Normally, Zhao Jun would ride the motorcycle into the yard, but for Li Ruhai's consideration, Zhao Jun first parked the motorcycle at the gate of Li's yard.
Watching Li Ruhai running home, Zhao Jun couldn't help laughing again.
Zhao Jun turned his motorcycle and rode into his yard. When he parked the car, Jin Xiaomei came out of the house carrying a slop bucket.
Seeing Zhao Jun, Jin Xiaomei asked, "Xiaojun, have you found your brother-in-law?"
Just now when Zhao Jun came back to get his motorcycle, the barking of the dog at home attracted Wang Meilan, so everyone in the family knew that Ma Yang had run away from home.
"I found it, auntie." Zhao Jun said, "I not only found it for Ma Yang, I also found it for Ru Hai."
"Huh?" Hearing what Zhao Jun said, Jin Xiaomei subconsciously looked towards her own yard and saw the light on in her east room.
The rule here is that the elders live in the east room and the younger generations live in the west room.
So when Jin Xiaomei saw the light on in her east room, she subconsciously asked, "What is this kid looking for in our room again?"
As she said that, Jin Xiaomei put down the bucket and ran to the wall, preparing to climb over the wall and go home to catch Li Ruhai in the act.
At this moment, Zhao Jun stopped Jin Xiaomei and said, "Aunt, he's not rummaging around. He wants to put his pants on the fire wall in your room to dry."
"Braised pants?" Jin Xiaomei was startled, and then she heard Zhao Jun say, "Aunt, I did something wrong today."
"What's the matter?" Jin Xiaomei asked, and Zhao Jun told Jin Xiaomei what had just happened.
"That's enough, Jun!" Jin Xiaomei waved her hand after hearing this and said, "It's not your fault. He deserves it! He's been so arrogant all day!"
As she said this, Jin Xiaomei ran towards the west wall with gritted teeth. Seeing that Jin Xiaomei was still trying to climb over the wall, Zhao Jun hurriedly asked, "Aunt, what are you going to do?"
Jin Xiaomei, who was climbing up the wall, said unhappily, "He put it in my room and it's so hot. How can we sleep at night?"
……
To celebrate the recovery of the Zhao family treasure, Wang Meilan organized seven families to eat hotpot together today.
Hand-cut lamb and shaved roe deer meat, as well as side dishes such as vermicelli, black fungus, cabbage, potatoes, carrots, sauerkraut, and frozen tofu.
When Zhao Jun entered the house, the outer room was busy. When Zhao Jun walked into the west room, he saw the scene.
The little black bear stood on the edge of the kang like a human, holding a carrot between his front paws. Then he ran into the kang like a human, and then dived into the pine box.
Seeing Zhao Jun coming in, Wang Qiang smiled at him and said, "Nephew, look at how interesting that little thing is."
Zhao Jun glanced inside, and Zhang Yuanmin, who was lying on the kang, asked Zhao Jun, "Brother, who called you?"
"Uncle Tao from Yongxing." Zhao Jun answered, then sat down on the edge of the kang and asked Wang Qiang, "Uncle, what are bear ghosts?"
"It's just a blind bear." Wang Qiang said first, then changed the subject and said, "But, I've heard your grandfather say before that there are some smart blind bears that can play tricks on people and even kick people after they're done."
Bears are very smart animals, much smarter than dogs, and they have a strong sense of revenge.
After scientific researchers capture and mark wild animals in the wild, once they release them, even lions and tigers, they will run away immediately after they are out of the cage.
But it's not the same with a bear. After it gets out of the cage at the back of the car, it will turn around and attack the cab.
Also, during a hunt, even pig gods and Siberian tigers will run away when they hear gunshots, but most bears will confront the guns.
As a result, it became difficult for the old hunters who used to use foreign cannons to fire a second shot.
After listening to what Wang Qiang said, Zhao Jun blinked twice. At this time, Zhang Yuanmin asked, "What's going on, brother? Are there any bear invaders in Yongxing?"
"Yes!" Zhao Jun nodded, and then said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, it's on the top of the bluestone of our Gan Daxiongba, the stone pond we passed by. It's right there. It's said that someone dragged the warehouse away."
"That's the end." As soon as Zhao Jun finished speaking, Wang Qiang followed up, "If it was a bear devil, that person would be finished."
"Yes!" Zhao Jun said, "The key is that there are no footprints nearby."
……
While the Zhao family gang was discussing the bear devils at home, on the commuter train from Yong'an Forest Farm to Yong'an Village, the now-disbanded Zhao family hunting gang, Zhao Youcai, Li Dayong, and Lin Xiangshun, were sitting together. Li Baoyu, who was excluded by them, pricked up his ears but could only vaguely hear a few words.
"I'll leave tomorrow!" After Zhao Youcai said this, Li Dayong said, "Brother, I asked for you, and the lumber truck will be available the day after tomorrow."
"No more waiting!" Zhao Youcai said firmly: "I'll dig my way through the mountain!"
(End of this chapter)
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