My autobiography cannot be a tragedy
Chapter 31 This cow is enough for you to blow for a lifetime
Chapter 31
The next day, Saturday morning at 11am.
"Bang bang!" There was a knock on the door of Room 303.
"Ha~ who is it, it's so early..." Meng Lang yawned, and opened the door with sleepy eyes.
"Morning...morning!" Lin Haitang greeted unnaturally.
Unlike usual, today's Lin Haitang didn't wear the big square-framed face-covering glasses, but also wore home clothes.
Off-white jeans and a black lapel sweater, from the elite legal lady in the workplace to the gentle and pleasant girl next door in seconds.
Ordinary clothes were worn on the tall Lin Haitang, but Meng Lang gave birth to the feeling of watching a catwalk model show.
Thinking of Lin Haitang's other face on the stage last night, Meng Lang was a little dazed.
Is this guy the ever-changing witch?
"Cough!" Lin Haitang coughed, and Meng Lang came back to his senses.
"Morning...morning! Is there something wrong?"
"Well... thank you for saving Xiaoyu yesterday, and Xiaoyu and I would like to invite you to our house for a meal to thank you.
It just so happens that today is the weekend, so I don't know if you have time. "
"There must be! I woke up and realized that it was almost noon, and I was wondering where to get food, so I will not be polite!"
Yesterday, he didn't go to bed until two or three in the morning. He was tired and hungry. Thinking of Xiao Yu's craftsmanship, Meng Lang could already feel the glutton in his stomach ready to move.
"Okay, then come over and sit down for a while, the meal will be ready in a while."
"Okay, I'll go wash my face and come back after changing clothes."
After Meng Lang simply tidied himself up, as soon as he walked into 302, he was shocked to find that Yan Weiwei was leaning on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, eating melon seeds.
"Why are you here?"
"What's this called? Anyway, I'm also the team leader, so why am I here?"
"What captain?"
"Of course the captain of the 'Little Rain Guard'!"
"Uh... the team name is fine, why are you the captain?"
"The group you built, are you the group owner?"
"..."
"Uncle, you're here!" In the kitchen, Xiao Yu, who was wearing a small apron, showed her head, her smile was so sweet that Meng Lang's heart melted.
Forget it, players are players.
"You guys watch TV for a while, and you'll be fine after a while."
"Do you need help?"
"Need not!"
After finishing speaking, Xiao Yu went back to the kitchen, and there was a clanging sound coming from inside.
"I said...you two are grown-ups anyway, Xiaoyu worked hard to cook in it, is it really okay for you to eat melon seeds and watch TV here?
People are gnawing on the old, you are gnawing on the young? "
Meng Lang looked at the two girls sitting leisurely on the sofa, with a look of displeasure for Xiao Yu.
"Children should be more independent."
"You think I will?"
After Yan Weiwei finished speaking, she pouted towards the kitchen, "You can do it."
Meng Lang sat down obediently and grabbed a handful of melon seeds.
After knocking two, Meng Lang said. "How will Yuan Li be judged?"
"Planting and framing, attempting to enter and murder, he himself has a criminal record, and the total sentence is at least 20 years." Lawyer Lin's eyes were murderous.
"Hey! Our old man has a lot of contacts in Su City. If you need help, Haitang, please let me know in advance."
"Ok!"
The three reached a consensus tacitly, that is to let Yuan Li spend the rest of his life in prison...
Meng Lang looked at the two women a little strangely, and heard the tone of voice, as if they were very familiar.
"Have you two known each other?"
"We used to be classmates in high school. Later, Weiwei transferred to another school. In the past two years, I have only come to Suzhou City to develop. It happened that the contract of the place where I lived before expired, so I moved here."
"So that's the case. I said why the landlord cares so much about Xiao Yu."
"How dare you mention it, such a dangerous guy, you call him a clothes thief?"
Yan Weiwei felt a little annoyed when she mentioned it. Last night's performance was really embarrassing for a master of Chinese martial arts.
"He is indeed a clothes thief, he still wears all the stolen goods."
"That's your clothes, I thought..."
"I don't say that. I said that I had a piece of clothing stolen. Can you come?"
"You big man lost a piece of clothing, why should I come here?"
"Then it's over. I have already seen through the nature of your double-standard dog."
"But if you make it clear, if I'm serious, I definitely won't give him the chance to draw his gun last night!"
"You think I'm a god, it's good to know that the other party has bad intentions, and you can figure out what kind of weapons the other party uses?"
"Looking at your fear of death, I thought you knew everything, and you even have a bulletproof vest..."
"That's a coincidence! A coincidence! Didn't you listen to what the police officer said? It's only a 10% chance. I almost confessed!"
"With a 10% chance, do you still dare to pounce?"
"Then I called you here. If you die, I can't kill you directly?"
"Just like that?"
"Then what do you want?"
"No...nothing!"
Lin Haitang glanced at the bickering two people, a strange look appeared in his eyes, then he turned his head and continued to watch TV.
The atmosphere between the three of them was a bit delicate, after that, no one said anything, just watched TV quietly.
On TV is the latest "Knife in the Desert", the main plot... Simply put, it is the daily life of the protagonist Xu.
The first few episodes consisted of three consecutive assassinations, one after another to assassinate the male pig's feet, so there were many fighting scenes.
"Hey! Isn't this slow motion too much? I don't even dare to fight Tai Chi like you!"
"I'll go! This slider! And what the hell is this nebula chain possessed by Andromeda? Can all domestic special effects explode into a small universe?"
"Slow motion is fine, but you still have slides to slide in and out? It's a play!"
"What kind of filter is this? A green field? Begonia, is the color contrast of your TV wrongly adjusted?"
Yan Weiwei's complaints kept coming from her ears.
As a result, Lin Haitang also said, "Yeah! It's amazing to be able to shoot like this."
Meng lang thought this TV series was pretty good.
Well...mainly the actresses are mostly good looking.
Taking advantage of another fight scene, he took the time to look at the layout of the room.
Two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, about [-] to [-] square meters, much larger than Meng Lang's room, very clean, bright windows, and a faint scent of orchids, making people feel very comfortable .
The doors of the two bedrooms are closed, and there are not many furnishings in the living room, the most being books.
All kinds of legal books are packed like a bookshelf. Although there are a lot of them, they are extremely neat. The materials and notebooks on the table are also neatly arranged.
But... what happened to those water glasses with uniform handle angles?
Meng Lang looked carefully at the surrounding ornaments again, and finally knew where the strange feeling came from.
The room is tidy, but tidy is a bit over the top.
All the ornaments, as long as they are plural, are almost carved out of the same mold, and placed in exactly the same position.
If you have to describe it, it's like a military parade. No matter from which angle you look at it, they are a straight line...
emm... It can be seen that this Lin Haitang should be a very self-disciplined person.
Meng Lang complained in his heart, and silently withdrew his gaze.
Here, Yan Weiwei was finally poisoned to death and decided to change the channel.
[The New Renewable Energy Policy has entered a period of intensive implementation. The website of the National Energy Administration recently announced the "Renewable Energy Power Quotas and Assessment Measures", which clarified the total renewable energy power quota indicators and assessment and supervision methods for each province from 2018 to 2020... 】
Change channel.
【I am Peppa Pig, this is my brother George...】
Change channel.
[Comrades, the Anti-Japanese War has entered its seventh year, and there is still the last year, please don't give up...]
Change channel.
【Third brother Xie, I have never said thank you in my life...】
Change channel.
[After the on-site supervision of our notary and our staff, the welfare lottery lottery No. 20180326, the lottery equipment is in normal use, and the lottery process complies with the predetermined procedural rules. The numbers issued in this issue are...]
Change……
Yan Weiwei was still changing channels, but when Meng Lang saw the channel that flashed by just now, he suddenly remembered something, fumbled in his pants pocket, and took out a crumpled note.
The series of things that happened last night were so exciting that meng lang forgot about them after he came back.
"What is this?" Curious Lin Haitang looked over.
"Oh, before I came back last night, I went to the sports lottery center and bought a lottery ticket."
What?Before you came back yesterday, you actually bought a lottery ticket?
Lin Haitang couldn't help turning her head.
Meng Lang looked at Lin Haitang suspiciously, why are your shoulders shaking?
"Are you still buying lottery tickets?" Yan Weiwei also became interested and stopped watching TV.
"As far as your shit luck is concerned, you really should buy a lottery ticket. Come on, let's see if we win."
"Hey! You wait!"
Before Meng Lang could agree, the lottery ticket in his hand was snatched away by Yan Weiwei.
Yan Weiwei switched the TV back to the lottery channel, and then began to check the numbers one by one.
"03...11...14...27..."
Four balls have been shot on the TV, the more Yan Weiwei hits the ball, the weirder the expression on her face becomes.
Lin Haitang also leaned over curiously, looked at the numbers on the lottery ticket, and watched TV, her eyes gradually widened...
"32! The fifth one is 32, you hit it! You hit it again!" Yan Weiwei exclaimed.
well!Alright alright.
Winning a lottery without an audience is like traveling at night in brocade clothes.
It's time for the world to witness the birth of a billionaire!
Meng Lang leaned on the sofa and sighed helplessly.
Starting today, maybe money is just a number to me, right?
Life is really lonely as snow...
Poverty!Sayonara...
However, after waiting for a long time, the two women did not exclaim or scream, which made meng lang look at the two women with some puzzlement.
The two of them stared blankly at the lottery tickets in their hands for a long time, and then the next moment...
"Pfft!" "Wow ha ha ha..."
Looking at the two beauties who suddenly hugged and laughed together, a series of question marks appeared on Meng Lang's forehead.
Why is this reaction a little different from what I imagined?
He quickly took the lottery ticket and compared it with the seven-digit numbers on TV.
"How...how could this be..."
Meng Lang looked at the numbers above in bewilderment.
The first five are indeed matched, but the last two are completely wrong!
This is impossible!
Could it be that "I" remembered the wrong number?
This unscientific!
The two girls laughed for a long time, but when they saw Meng Lang's bewildered expression, they thought he had been hit, so they quickly stopped laughing.
"Then what, don't be sad, at least you have passed the billions of dollars, this bullshit is enough for you to brag about for a lifetime."
"Hmm! Although I didn't win the grand prize, it was still a third prize, with a bonus of 1 yuan. Those who only won 5 yuan are envious."
Meng Lang looked at the two women speechlessly.
When you comfort me, can you stop smiling.
I don't feel comforted at all...
(End of this chapter)
The next day, Saturday morning at 11am.
"Bang bang!" There was a knock on the door of Room 303.
"Ha~ who is it, it's so early..." Meng Lang yawned, and opened the door with sleepy eyes.
"Morning...morning!" Lin Haitang greeted unnaturally.
Unlike usual, today's Lin Haitang didn't wear the big square-framed face-covering glasses, but also wore home clothes.
Off-white jeans and a black lapel sweater, from the elite legal lady in the workplace to the gentle and pleasant girl next door in seconds.
Ordinary clothes were worn on the tall Lin Haitang, but Meng Lang gave birth to the feeling of watching a catwalk model show.
Thinking of Lin Haitang's other face on the stage last night, Meng Lang was a little dazed.
Is this guy the ever-changing witch?
"Cough!" Lin Haitang coughed, and Meng Lang came back to his senses.
"Morning...morning! Is there something wrong?"
"Well... thank you for saving Xiaoyu yesterday, and Xiaoyu and I would like to invite you to our house for a meal to thank you.
It just so happens that today is the weekend, so I don't know if you have time. "
"There must be! I woke up and realized that it was almost noon, and I was wondering where to get food, so I will not be polite!"
Yesterday, he didn't go to bed until two or three in the morning. He was tired and hungry. Thinking of Xiao Yu's craftsmanship, Meng Lang could already feel the glutton in his stomach ready to move.
"Okay, then come over and sit down for a while, the meal will be ready in a while."
"Okay, I'll go wash my face and come back after changing clothes."
After Meng Lang simply tidied himself up, as soon as he walked into 302, he was shocked to find that Yan Weiwei was leaning on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, eating melon seeds.
"Why are you here?"
"What's this called? Anyway, I'm also the team leader, so why am I here?"
"What captain?"
"Of course the captain of the 'Little Rain Guard'!"
"Uh... the team name is fine, why are you the captain?"
"The group you built, are you the group owner?"
"..."
"Uncle, you're here!" In the kitchen, Xiao Yu, who was wearing a small apron, showed her head, her smile was so sweet that Meng Lang's heart melted.
Forget it, players are players.
"You guys watch TV for a while, and you'll be fine after a while."
"Do you need help?"
"Need not!"
After finishing speaking, Xiao Yu went back to the kitchen, and there was a clanging sound coming from inside.
"I said...you two are grown-ups anyway, Xiaoyu worked hard to cook in it, is it really okay for you to eat melon seeds and watch TV here?
People are gnawing on the old, you are gnawing on the young? "
Meng Lang looked at the two girls sitting leisurely on the sofa, with a look of displeasure for Xiao Yu.
"Children should be more independent."
"You think I will?"
After Yan Weiwei finished speaking, she pouted towards the kitchen, "You can do it."
Meng Lang sat down obediently and grabbed a handful of melon seeds.
After knocking two, Meng Lang said. "How will Yuan Li be judged?"
"Planting and framing, attempting to enter and murder, he himself has a criminal record, and the total sentence is at least 20 years." Lawyer Lin's eyes were murderous.
"Hey! Our old man has a lot of contacts in Su City. If you need help, Haitang, please let me know in advance."
"Ok!"
The three reached a consensus tacitly, that is to let Yuan Li spend the rest of his life in prison...
Meng Lang looked at the two women a little strangely, and heard the tone of voice, as if they were very familiar.
"Have you two known each other?"
"We used to be classmates in high school. Later, Weiwei transferred to another school. In the past two years, I have only come to Suzhou City to develop. It happened that the contract of the place where I lived before expired, so I moved here."
"So that's the case. I said why the landlord cares so much about Xiao Yu."
"How dare you mention it, such a dangerous guy, you call him a clothes thief?"
Yan Weiwei felt a little annoyed when she mentioned it. Last night's performance was really embarrassing for a master of Chinese martial arts.
"He is indeed a clothes thief, he still wears all the stolen goods."
"That's your clothes, I thought..."
"I don't say that. I said that I had a piece of clothing stolen. Can you come?"
"You big man lost a piece of clothing, why should I come here?"
"Then it's over. I have already seen through the nature of your double-standard dog."
"But if you make it clear, if I'm serious, I definitely won't give him the chance to draw his gun last night!"
"You think I'm a god, it's good to know that the other party has bad intentions, and you can figure out what kind of weapons the other party uses?"
"Looking at your fear of death, I thought you knew everything, and you even have a bulletproof vest..."
"That's a coincidence! A coincidence! Didn't you listen to what the police officer said? It's only a 10% chance. I almost confessed!"
"With a 10% chance, do you still dare to pounce?"
"Then I called you here. If you die, I can't kill you directly?"
"Just like that?"
"Then what do you want?"
"No...nothing!"
Lin Haitang glanced at the bickering two people, a strange look appeared in his eyes, then he turned his head and continued to watch TV.
The atmosphere between the three of them was a bit delicate, after that, no one said anything, just watched TV quietly.
On TV is the latest "Knife in the Desert", the main plot... Simply put, it is the daily life of the protagonist Xu.
The first few episodes consisted of three consecutive assassinations, one after another to assassinate the male pig's feet, so there were many fighting scenes.
"Hey! Isn't this slow motion too much? I don't even dare to fight Tai Chi like you!"
"I'll go! This slider! And what the hell is this nebula chain possessed by Andromeda? Can all domestic special effects explode into a small universe?"
"Slow motion is fine, but you still have slides to slide in and out? It's a play!"
"What kind of filter is this? A green field? Begonia, is the color contrast of your TV wrongly adjusted?"
Yan Weiwei's complaints kept coming from her ears.
As a result, Lin Haitang also said, "Yeah! It's amazing to be able to shoot like this."
Meng lang thought this TV series was pretty good.
Well...mainly the actresses are mostly good looking.
Taking advantage of another fight scene, he took the time to look at the layout of the room.
Two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, about [-] to [-] square meters, much larger than Meng Lang's room, very clean, bright windows, and a faint scent of orchids, making people feel very comfortable .
The doors of the two bedrooms are closed, and there are not many furnishings in the living room, the most being books.
All kinds of legal books are packed like a bookshelf. Although there are a lot of them, they are extremely neat. The materials and notebooks on the table are also neatly arranged.
But... what happened to those water glasses with uniform handle angles?
Meng Lang looked carefully at the surrounding ornaments again, and finally knew where the strange feeling came from.
The room is tidy, but tidy is a bit over the top.
All the ornaments, as long as they are plural, are almost carved out of the same mold, and placed in exactly the same position.
If you have to describe it, it's like a military parade. No matter from which angle you look at it, they are a straight line...
emm... It can be seen that this Lin Haitang should be a very self-disciplined person.
Meng Lang complained in his heart, and silently withdrew his gaze.
Here, Yan Weiwei was finally poisoned to death and decided to change the channel.
[The New Renewable Energy Policy has entered a period of intensive implementation. The website of the National Energy Administration recently announced the "Renewable Energy Power Quotas and Assessment Measures", which clarified the total renewable energy power quota indicators and assessment and supervision methods for each province from 2018 to 2020... 】
Change channel.
【I am Peppa Pig, this is my brother George...】
Change channel.
[Comrades, the Anti-Japanese War has entered its seventh year, and there is still the last year, please don't give up...]
Change channel.
【Third brother Xie, I have never said thank you in my life...】
Change channel.
[After the on-site supervision of our notary and our staff, the welfare lottery lottery No. 20180326, the lottery equipment is in normal use, and the lottery process complies with the predetermined procedural rules. The numbers issued in this issue are...]
Change……
Yan Weiwei was still changing channels, but when Meng Lang saw the channel that flashed by just now, he suddenly remembered something, fumbled in his pants pocket, and took out a crumpled note.
The series of things that happened last night were so exciting that meng lang forgot about them after he came back.
"What is this?" Curious Lin Haitang looked over.
"Oh, before I came back last night, I went to the sports lottery center and bought a lottery ticket."
What?Before you came back yesterday, you actually bought a lottery ticket?
Lin Haitang couldn't help turning her head.
Meng Lang looked at Lin Haitang suspiciously, why are your shoulders shaking?
"Are you still buying lottery tickets?" Yan Weiwei also became interested and stopped watching TV.
"As far as your shit luck is concerned, you really should buy a lottery ticket. Come on, let's see if we win."
"Hey! You wait!"
Before Meng Lang could agree, the lottery ticket in his hand was snatched away by Yan Weiwei.
Yan Weiwei switched the TV back to the lottery channel, and then began to check the numbers one by one.
"03...11...14...27..."
Four balls have been shot on the TV, the more Yan Weiwei hits the ball, the weirder the expression on her face becomes.
Lin Haitang also leaned over curiously, looked at the numbers on the lottery ticket, and watched TV, her eyes gradually widened...
"32! The fifth one is 32, you hit it! You hit it again!" Yan Weiwei exclaimed.
well!Alright alright.
Winning a lottery without an audience is like traveling at night in brocade clothes.
It's time for the world to witness the birth of a billionaire!
Meng Lang leaned on the sofa and sighed helplessly.
Starting today, maybe money is just a number to me, right?
Life is really lonely as snow...
Poverty!Sayonara...
However, after waiting for a long time, the two women did not exclaim or scream, which made meng lang look at the two women with some puzzlement.
The two of them stared blankly at the lottery tickets in their hands for a long time, and then the next moment...
"Pfft!" "Wow ha ha ha..."
Looking at the two beauties who suddenly hugged and laughed together, a series of question marks appeared on Meng Lang's forehead.
Why is this reaction a little different from what I imagined?
He quickly took the lottery ticket and compared it with the seven-digit numbers on TV.
"How...how could this be..."
Meng Lang looked at the numbers above in bewilderment.
The first five are indeed matched, but the last two are completely wrong!
This is impossible!
Could it be that "I" remembered the wrong number?
This unscientific!
The two girls laughed for a long time, but when they saw Meng Lang's bewildered expression, they thought he had been hit, so they quickly stopped laughing.
"Then what, don't be sad, at least you have passed the billions of dollars, this bullshit is enough for you to brag about for a lifetime."
"Hmm! Although I didn't win the grand prize, it was still a third prize, with a bonus of 1 yuan. Those who only won 5 yuan are envious."
Meng Lang looked at the two women speechlessly.
When you comfort me, can you stop smiling.
I don't feel comforted at all...
(End of this chapter)
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