my past life simulator
Chapter 137 136 [White Female Ticket King] (asking for a monthly ticket)
Chapter 137 136 [White Female Ticket King] (asking for a monthly ticket)
"Boom boom-"
The stone surface under his feet is rising rapidly.
He Zhao looked down and saw a huge tortoise covered with runes.
"Good guy, it has risen to a height of 30 meters!"
He found the right position, exerted force on his legs, and jumped down.
"Snapped!"
Stepping on the hard stone with both feet, he turned over again and fell into the sand at the bottom of the river.
Looking around, I can see a stone statue of a dragon head and a turtle body, which has a panoramic view.
The tortoise is huge, with thick limbs, claws like dragon claws, densely carved dragon scales on its neck, and its whole body is covered with yellow-brown river mud.
"Dragon head, turtle body."
"Ba Xia? Or it can also be called 赑 (bì) Xi (xì)!"
Baxia is one of the nine sons of the dragon in myths and legends. There are many allusions about him, the most widely spread of which is to help Dayu control the water.
It is rumored that He always likes to make trouble with his infinite power, running around with famous mountains and rivers behind his back, not only destroying the environment of Middle Earth, but also blocking the river channel that Dayu dredged.
Dayu had no choice but to subdue him himself.After surrendering, he helped Dayu manage the floods.If it is necessary to stop the flood, the nearby mountains are moved to block it.If it is necessary to divert the flood, remove the mountains that block the way.
After the success of water control, Dayu moved mountains to play in order to prevent Ba Xia from continuing to be idle.So, I had an idea.Engrave his achievements on the stone tablet, the honor of the monument, are you willing to put it down and move the mountain again?
Then, Ba Xia, who was miserably beaten by the routine, has become honest since then, carrying stone tablets everywhere, showing off his brilliant achievements.
Since then, Baxia has become a veritable ancient animal carrying a stele.
He Zhao looked at the inscription, and after looking at it for a long time, he realized that he didn't know a single word.
However, I think that this place is the place where the demon generals are suppressed. It may be written on it about the crimes of the other party, or some spells used for suppression.
"Boy, where did you come from? Why do you have the Three Treasures of Zhang Daoling? Could it be the current celestial master of Longhu Mountain?"
"???"
A ferocious voice came from the dragon's head.
He stepped forward quickly and leaned over to have a look.
Hey!
I saw a monster biting in the dragon's head.
It's a pity that you can't see his body, but you can only see the other party. With a bear head, a human face, and a fierce expression, you can tell at a glance that he is not a good thing, a born bad guy!
"You are floating?"
"That's right, my uncle is the vanguard general of Lord Gonggong - Fuyou!"
He Zhao looked at the other party with a proud and self-satisfied look on his face. He always felt that this demon general was a little silly, like a child who I am easy to fool.
"Let me ask something, how is your strength now?"
"Hmph, just like you, I can hit ten!"
His problem seemed to have stimulated Floating, and he shouted angrily.
"I have the Demon Slayer Sword."
"."
"I have the Seal of Yang Ping Zhidu Gong."
"."
"I have the "Zhengyi League Prestige Law"."
"."
Silence, silence, silence.
"What else do you have?"
After holding back for a long time, Fuyou asked back.
"I still have the Yulu cassock."
"roll!!"
I have been locked in bastard's mouth for more than 2000 years, and it was the first time I saw a person, and his eyes were almost blinded by all the treasures.
Why, revisit the old place, and see the brilliant achievements of your ancestors?
Have you considered my feelings?
"I have a job, I don't know if you want it or not."
"What is work?"
He Zhao: "."
Forget, this is a demon general who has a gap with him for more than 2000 years.
"The meaning of work is to follow my command and act. I tell you to go east, but you cannot go west."
"Isn't this a dog for you?" Fuyou yelled angrily after thinking carefully for a long time. "The only one who can make me a dog is Master Gonggong!"
"What are you doing?"
Before he could come with a complete set of ancient swear words, the one surnamed He took off his pants.
"It's nothing, I'm going to piss on your face. Then record it and put it on the Internet for people to watch." After speaking, he was afraid that the other party would not know the power of the Internet, so he took out his mobile phone and demonstrated it to him.
Float: "."
He is shameless?
But there was nothing to stop He Zhao's behavior, all he could do was curse.
"After the experiment, you really can't do any harm to me. Moreover, it seems that you have been imprisoned for more than 2000 years, and your strength seems to be very weak. Otherwise, you won't be incompetent and furious when faced with humiliation."
"."
For the first time, Fuyou felt that it would be better to keep him locked up.
Why Zhang Daoling's apprentices and grandchildren are all such shameless fuckers.
"Don't tell me, you are in great trouble together, do you need me to help you?"
"What do you mean?"
He was a little confused about Fuyou's words.
"Enter your mother's Dragon and Tiger Mountain! If you have anything to do, you can go to Lao Tzu. Every time you pat your chest, you will make a promise. As long as you help you tide over the difficulties, you will release me. What happened?
Lao Tzu has helped you not only one hundred times, but also eighty times.It's okay if I don't get supplements in Baxia, and it makes me weaker and weaker every time.
It's like farting every time I finish speaking, and I haven't been let out until now.I'll throw it away when I'm done using it, do I really think I'm a toilet chip?No, after the toilet chip is used up, it has to be cleaned and put back, so that people can use it next time. "
Fuyou's tone was agitated, and the ferocious expression on his face became even more ferocious.
It's just these words, no matter how wronged they are, how can they give their children to girls.
He Zhao: "."
grass, a plant.
The offspring of the cheap master, it's really not a thing.
If you catch a sheep, will you really screw it to death?
False white female ticket monster: He Zhao, real white female ticket monster: Longhushan has been a celestial master.
Also, what the hell is your brain made of.Being deceived once or twice may be innocent, but being deceived eighty times is no longer explainable by innocence, but by lack of brains.
"Anyway, how you want to torment me, you are free! If I help you again, I will be raised by my stepmother."
Nima, what did the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain have to do with someone like me.
"Forget it, anyway, you can't move your hands, just go through the process."
"Om-"
He suddenly noticed that a huge spiritual power sneaked into his spirit at some point.
"what--"
Fuyou let out a scream, and he had a splitting headache. The strange and strange power surged and destroyed all defenses. It has not been supplemented for more than 2000 years, and has been continuously encountered by the white female votes of various generations of celestial masters, and there is no resistance at all.
[The death contract is established! 】
[Contract Character: Demon General Floating (weak)]
"Why do you think I have talked with you for so long?"
Child, you are so innocent, you have to pay a price for chatting with Lang Mie.
"What did you do?"
Fuyou glared at He Zhao and asked fiercely.
He didn't answer, and his mind moved.
The demon general who used to be under Gonggong immediately beamed with joy, opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue, breathing like a dog.
"???"
Something is wrong with me.
(End of this chapter)
"Boom boom-"
The stone surface under his feet is rising rapidly.
He Zhao looked down and saw a huge tortoise covered with runes.
"Good guy, it has risen to a height of 30 meters!"
He found the right position, exerted force on his legs, and jumped down.
"Snapped!"
Stepping on the hard stone with both feet, he turned over again and fell into the sand at the bottom of the river.
Looking around, I can see a stone statue of a dragon head and a turtle body, which has a panoramic view.
The tortoise is huge, with thick limbs, claws like dragon claws, densely carved dragon scales on its neck, and its whole body is covered with yellow-brown river mud.
"Dragon head, turtle body."
"Ba Xia? Or it can also be called 赑 (bì) Xi (xì)!"
Baxia is one of the nine sons of the dragon in myths and legends. There are many allusions about him, the most widely spread of which is to help Dayu control the water.
It is rumored that He always likes to make trouble with his infinite power, running around with famous mountains and rivers behind his back, not only destroying the environment of Middle Earth, but also blocking the river channel that Dayu dredged.
Dayu had no choice but to subdue him himself.After surrendering, he helped Dayu manage the floods.If it is necessary to stop the flood, the nearby mountains are moved to block it.If it is necessary to divert the flood, remove the mountains that block the way.
After the success of water control, Dayu moved mountains to play in order to prevent Ba Xia from continuing to be idle.So, I had an idea.Engrave his achievements on the stone tablet, the honor of the monument, are you willing to put it down and move the mountain again?
Then, Ba Xia, who was miserably beaten by the routine, has become honest since then, carrying stone tablets everywhere, showing off his brilliant achievements.
Since then, Baxia has become a veritable ancient animal carrying a stele.
He Zhao looked at the inscription, and after looking at it for a long time, he realized that he didn't know a single word.
However, I think that this place is the place where the demon generals are suppressed. It may be written on it about the crimes of the other party, or some spells used for suppression.
"Boy, where did you come from? Why do you have the Three Treasures of Zhang Daoling? Could it be the current celestial master of Longhu Mountain?"
"???"
A ferocious voice came from the dragon's head.
He stepped forward quickly and leaned over to have a look.
Hey!
I saw a monster biting in the dragon's head.
It's a pity that you can't see his body, but you can only see the other party. With a bear head, a human face, and a fierce expression, you can tell at a glance that he is not a good thing, a born bad guy!
"You are floating?"
"That's right, my uncle is the vanguard general of Lord Gonggong - Fuyou!"
He Zhao looked at the other party with a proud and self-satisfied look on his face. He always felt that this demon general was a little silly, like a child who I am easy to fool.
"Let me ask something, how is your strength now?"
"Hmph, just like you, I can hit ten!"
His problem seemed to have stimulated Floating, and he shouted angrily.
"I have the Demon Slayer Sword."
"."
"I have the Seal of Yang Ping Zhidu Gong."
"."
"I have the "Zhengyi League Prestige Law"."
"."
Silence, silence, silence.
"What else do you have?"
After holding back for a long time, Fuyou asked back.
"I still have the Yulu cassock."
"roll!!"
I have been locked in bastard's mouth for more than 2000 years, and it was the first time I saw a person, and his eyes were almost blinded by all the treasures.
Why, revisit the old place, and see the brilliant achievements of your ancestors?
Have you considered my feelings?
"I have a job, I don't know if you want it or not."
"What is work?"
He Zhao: "."
Forget, this is a demon general who has a gap with him for more than 2000 years.
"The meaning of work is to follow my command and act. I tell you to go east, but you cannot go west."
"Isn't this a dog for you?" Fuyou yelled angrily after thinking carefully for a long time. "The only one who can make me a dog is Master Gonggong!"
"What are you doing?"
Before he could come with a complete set of ancient swear words, the one surnamed He took off his pants.
"It's nothing, I'm going to piss on your face. Then record it and put it on the Internet for people to watch." After speaking, he was afraid that the other party would not know the power of the Internet, so he took out his mobile phone and demonstrated it to him.
Float: "."
He is shameless?
But there was nothing to stop He Zhao's behavior, all he could do was curse.
"After the experiment, you really can't do any harm to me. Moreover, it seems that you have been imprisoned for more than 2000 years, and your strength seems to be very weak. Otherwise, you won't be incompetent and furious when faced with humiliation."
"."
For the first time, Fuyou felt that it would be better to keep him locked up.
Why Zhang Daoling's apprentices and grandchildren are all such shameless fuckers.
"Don't tell me, you are in great trouble together, do you need me to help you?"
"What do you mean?"
He was a little confused about Fuyou's words.
"Enter your mother's Dragon and Tiger Mountain! If you have anything to do, you can go to Lao Tzu. Every time you pat your chest, you will make a promise. As long as you help you tide over the difficulties, you will release me. What happened?
Lao Tzu has helped you not only one hundred times, but also eighty times.It's okay if I don't get supplements in Baxia, and it makes me weaker and weaker every time.
It's like farting every time I finish speaking, and I haven't been let out until now.I'll throw it away when I'm done using it, do I really think I'm a toilet chip?No, after the toilet chip is used up, it has to be cleaned and put back, so that people can use it next time. "
Fuyou's tone was agitated, and the ferocious expression on his face became even more ferocious.
It's just these words, no matter how wronged they are, how can they give their children to girls.
He Zhao: "."
grass, a plant.
The offspring of the cheap master, it's really not a thing.
If you catch a sheep, will you really screw it to death?
False white female ticket monster: He Zhao, real white female ticket monster: Longhushan has been a celestial master.
Also, what the hell is your brain made of.Being deceived once or twice may be innocent, but being deceived eighty times is no longer explainable by innocence, but by lack of brains.
"Anyway, how you want to torment me, you are free! If I help you again, I will be raised by my stepmother."
Nima, what did the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain have to do with someone like me.
"Forget it, anyway, you can't move your hands, just go through the process."
"Om-"
He suddenly noticed that a huge spiritual power sneaked into his spirit at some point.
"what--"
Fuyou let out a scream, and he had a splitting headache. The strange and strange power surged and destroyed all defenses. It has not been supplemented for more than 2000 years, and has been continuously encountered by the white female votes of various generations of celestial masters, and there is no resistance at all.
[The death contract is established! 】
[Contract Character: Demon General Floating (weak)]
"Why do you think I have talked with you for so long?"
Child, you are so innocent, you have to pay a price for chatting with Lang Mie.
"What did you do?"
Fuyou glared at He Zhao and asked fiercely.
He didn't answer, and his mind moved.
The demon general who used to be under Gonggong immediately beamed with joy, opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue, breathing like a dog.
"???"
Something is wrong with me.
(End of this chapter)
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