my past life simulator
Chapter 203 202 [Zhong Kui's face] (seeking a monthly ticket)
Chapter 203 202 [Zhong Kui's face] (seeking a monthly ticket)
After a while, Xiao Zuo returned, carrying a simple wooden ladder, panting.Maybe it's because of the sunshine outside, a little bit of popularity, and his complexion is no longer as pale as before.
He Zhao took it with one hand, put the ladder on a thick branch, and climbed to the top of the dead body in twos and threes.Lao Wang stood under the deceased, hugged the other's feet with both hands, and lifted them upwards.
"Hurry up, the smell is too strong."
With the cooperation of the two, the body was untied from the hanging rope.
"Go back and take a good shower to get rid of the bad luck and the smell on your body."
Wang Xunbu muttered, he can basically conclude that the deceased committed suicide.Thirty years of experience, although not as good as Gao Zuo, but it can't be said that there is no progress.
The simplest thing is that most people who hang themselves are incontinent.
Before, I could smell a bad smell, but when I hugged the dead body's legs, I didn't mention that smell.If he hadn't experienced a lot, he would have started to vomit while holding onto the tree.
"The face was bleeding, the hyoid bone was squeezed, and it was half exposed. Due to the suspension, an open groove was formed in the neck, accompanied by abrasions and subcutaneous bleeding. The suspension angle was not good enough, otherwise, the blood supply to the brain would be blocked. The face will turn pale."
Gao Wuzuo did an autopsy on the spot, without gloves on, so he went through the examination directly.He looked at the little apprentice who was still afraid to look at the dead body, and chuckled lightly.
"In the evening, you go to the morgue to stay overnight. If you can't stand it, go back and learn circus from your father."
Xiao Wuzuo's face suddenly turned pale when he heard the words.
The previous thoughts were just random thoughts.
When I was a child, I witnessed an uncle who was bitten by a big bear to death.Since then, I have a strong fear of the circus.Not allowed to be below, the circus Zhang Cai asked someone to leave the relationship, and made his son worship under Gao Dapeng.
Although Wu Zuo belongs to the lower class, most people dare not get in touch with them too deeply.But no matter what, people eat imperial food.Not to mention knowing many police officers, it is an indispensable occupation in the arresting house, and the older you get, the more popular you are.
He took a deep breath, calmed down, and nodded vigorously.
"Don't worry, Master, I will definitely persevere."
Seeing the little apprentice like this, Gao Wu Zuo just relaxed a lot.
"You boy, aren't you afraid?"
Wang Xunzuo stood aside and asked curiously.
He Zhao sneered when he heard this.
"Old Wang, the most terrifying thing in the world is not a dead body, but a living person without money."
The remaining three people were all dumbfounded after hearing this.
They were silent for a while, and they nodded again and again.
"That's right. Dead bodies don't jump up and bite people. They just look horrible. If people don't have money, it's pretty scary." Xiaozuo, who had lived with his father since he was a child and filled his stomach, thought deeply.
Regarding Zhang Yu's words, Lao Wang and Gao Dapeng looked at each other and smiled.
Corpses don't jump up?
Boy, you are still young and have little experience.
"What should I do next? Exposure to the sun for three hours?"
"The corpse must be exposed to the sun, and the hemp rope used to hang it must be burned at an auspicious time."
The old fried dough sticks from the two fishing houses were talking, and Xiao Wu was at a loss.
On the other side, the person surnamed He had a flat face.
As early as when he was digesting the memories of his previous life, the qi that had been motionless since "I am the number one" suddenly revived.In addition, I tried to release my thoughts on the road, but my spirit was like a rock, motionless.
In this regard, I don't care too much.
He Zhao likes to exploit loopholes and card bugs the most, not to mention that it is not necessarily because of the emulator that he borrowed to support him to play games, it may be a problem with the world itself.
After going through seven simulated scenarios and three worlds, I more or less had some guesses in my mind.
'When you are on duty in the arresting room at night, try them one by one.Take a look and see which skills are not restricted. '
"Let's go, find a car and push it back to the arresting house."
Lao Wang patted him on the shoulder and walked out of the woods.
The two found a donkey cart, and when they returned to the scene of the incident, they saw Gao Wuzuo painting the face of the deceased with oil paint.
"This is Zhong Kui's picture of suppressing dead souls. I will practice it frequently in the future when I have nothing to do."
"???"
Xiao Wu Zuo looked confused, why did he come out with a picture of Zhong Kui suppressing the dead souls?
"In our line of business, we would rather believe what we have than what we don't have. We have to follow the rules passed down from our ancestors."
Gao Dapeng explained, as the saying goes, there are rules.Regardless of whether it is true or not, there is no harm in following the example of the predecessors.
"I understand, Master."
"Put that hemp rope in the box."
Xiao Zuo obeyed the instructions, quickly picked up the sling on the ground, and put it into the toolbox he carried along the way.
"Let's go!"
The four of them drove the donkey cart all the way to the Jincheng prison.
During this period, pedestrians on the road avoided one after another.
Even in broad daylight, it is still bad luck to see dead bodies, not to mention that people in this era are generally very superstitious.
A group of people arrived at the arresting room smoothly. Lao Wang left the dead body in the backyard to expose to the sun, and then went to find the team leader and reported the incident.Immediately afterwards, he drove the donkey cart out of the city and returned it to the kind-hearted people.
If it were someone else, I'm afraid He Zhao would have to go.
After all, no one wants to walk for half an hour sweating profusely against the poisonous sun in the afternoon.
A few hours in the afternoon, fleeting.
When it was about to get dark, the patrols in the arresting room went home from get off work.
He Zhao needs to be on duty tonight to prevent someone from reporting the crime in the middle of the night but no one is there.
This kind of thing has always been done by the security brigade, with forty patrolmen taking turns on duty at night.The work is very easy. In the area under the jurisdiction of their hunting house, basically nothing happens at night, just lie in the house and sleep.
If someone really came to the door, the concierge will come in and knock on the door to remind you.
Taking out a few pastries from the drawer of the table, he took a casual bite, and began to check himself step by step.
"Hey, if I knew I could use qi, I would have chosen the art of sending spirits."
Talent [Half-Life] + small supernatural power to send spirits = perpetual motion machine.
Do not brush the rating until the emulator crashes?
Pick up a mirror and activate [Inspiration] to view your own attributes.
【Name: He Zhao】
【Power: 2.0→6.0】
[Physical: 2.0]
[Agility: 2.0]
[Gene Sublimation Spirit: 11.82]
[Special abilities: fixed body, hidden spirit. 】
[Talents: Half-Life, Night King+, Diligence Can Make Up for One's Stupidity+, Inspiration, Paranoia+, Erudite. 】
[Title: Elite in Hundred Battles. 】
[Talent supernatural power: Vigorously. 】
【Skill: "Overlord Jue" (Consummation).】
He took the lead in trying "Bawang Jue", but it can't be said that there was no response.The improvement can be called turtle speed, and after a night of hard work, it is estimated that there is not a single attribute point.
Powerful skills such as "Eye of Dirty" and "Psychic Force Field" can't be mobilized with the strength of breastfeeding.It seems to be under an inexplicable suppression.
Only "Bronze Man Pile", "Hundred Beasts Fist" and "Ancient God's Breathing Method" (pseudo) are useful.By the way, "Constellations of the Stars" (completion version of the ancient gods), the speed of practice is the same as in the simulated scene of "Secrets of History".
"Daxuan, aliens and sacrificial vessels coexist, and all skills can be used. The coalition government, alien beasts dominate one side, and everything related to Qi cannot be used. Now, Qingguo cannot use abilities related to ancient gods."
He Zhao rubbed his chin, thinking carefully.
""Constellation Ideas" can be used!"
"No, no, the point of view is that I have established a connection with the ancient gods long ago. Ancient gods, can they ignore the suppression? I remember Bessie said that her job is to help those who have encountered the invasion of the ancient gods and Howling Abyss planet."
"The strange beast belongs to the ancient god's force. It's so weird, does it belong to the force named Howling Abyss? The two are hostile at the same time, so either side will be suppressed invisible when they arrive at the other side's home court?"
He felt that he had solved the case.
"Wait, body fixation and divine concealment are the abilities of sacrificial vessels. Why can they be used in the home field of the ancient gods? Could it be because of the "True Jue"? Because the real world made fakes come true, I was able to jump left and right, freely use?"
"Isn't it, find a fat sheep from Howling Yuan. Keke should find a thigh from Howling Yuan, and give him a hug."
If Ayelaishi and Alex heard these words, they would burst into tears, our two thighs are about to be broken by you.
"Oh, don't waste time. Since the "Bronze Man Pile" can be used, let's practice it tonight."
No matter how small the mosquito legs are, isn’t that a piece of meat?
He immediately assumed a posture, just like the horse stance in a film and television drama.The only difference is that the palms are staggered up and down and placed in front of the chest.
And with the breathing, the whole body rises and falls, and the heart beats strongly, as if beating a drum.There is also the sound of blood rushing like a stream from top to bottom.
I don't know if it was an illusion, but his exposed skin flashed a dazzling golden color from time to time.
What matches the mouth and nose is not the rough "Unknown Breathing Method" taught by the cheap master Jin Lao, but the perfect "Ancient God Breathing Method" that has been improved several times.
Never let go of any opportunity to squeeze yourself, and visualize two false and heretical gods in your mind.
In the rest room, one eye after another opened from the void, and blood oozes from the surrounding walls, and white bones are stuck on it in a disorderly manner.
To tell you the truth, he is quite scary, if Hao Yuan sees it, he will probably run away in fright.
Half an hour is fleeting.
【Power: 2.1→6.3】
[Physical: 2.1]
[Agility: 2.1]
[Gene Sublimation Spirit: 11.82]
"0.1?"
Compared with the rapid progress of "Overlord Jue", Jin Lao's "Bronze Man Pile" is really hip.
"Forget it, the two are not the same."
The former comes from the King of Chu who is known as the hero of Yu, who is unparalleled through the ages.The latter came from Daxuan Qianqianwanzhong, an ordinary warrior with different blood.
"One night, calculate it. Three basic attributes, each increased by 2.4."
"Ugh!"
Practice steadily.
Midnight, early morning, 00:00.
Footsteps came from the corridor, slowly approaching He Zhao's lounge.
"Tread.Tap"
"Who?"
He opened his eyes abruptly, and before he collected "Thoughts on Gazing the Stars", the door of the room was pushed open from the outside.
In the next second, a face with a picture of Zhong Kui came into view.
The other party looked at the strange purple eyeballs and flesh and bones all over the room, and was dumbfounded!
(End of this chapter)
After a while, Xiao Zuo returned, carrying a simple wooden ladder, panting.Maybe it's because of the sunshine outside, a little bit of popularity, and his complexion is no longer as pale as before.
He Zhao took it with one hand, put the ladder on a thick branch, and climbed to the top of the dead body in twos and threes.Lao Wang stood under the deceased, hugged the other's feet with both hands, and lifted them upwards.
"Hurry up, the smell is too strong."
With the cooperation of the two, the body was untied from the hanging rope.
"Go back and take a good shower to get rid of the bad luck and the smell on your body."
Wang Xunbu muttered, he can basically conclude that the deceased committed suicide.Thirty years of experience, although not as good as Gao Zuo, but it can't be said that there is no progress.
The simplest thing is that most people who hang themselves are incontinent.
Before, I could smell a bad smell, but when I hugged the dead body's legs, I didn't mention that smell.If he hadn't experienced a lot, he would have started to vomit while holding onto the tree.
"The face was bleeding, the hyoid bone was squeezed, and it was half exposed. Due to the suspension, an open groove was formed in the neck, accompanied by abrasions and subcutaneous bleeding. The suspension angle was not good enough, otherwise, the blood supply to the brain would be blocked. The face will turn pale."
Gao Wuzuo did an autopsy on the spot, without gloves on, so he went through the examination directly.He looked at the little apprentice who was still afraid to look at the dead body, and chuckled lightly.
"In the evening, you go to the morgue to stay overnight. If you can't stand it, go back and learn circus from your father."
Xiao Wuzuo's face suddenly turned pale when he heard the words.
The previous thoughts were just random thoughts.
When I was a child, I witnessed an uncle who was bitten by a big bear to death.Since then, I have a strong fear of the circus.Not allowed to be below, the circus Zhang Cai asked someone to leave the relationship, and made his son worship under Gao Dapeng.
Although Wu Zuo belongs to the lower class, most people dare not get in touch with them too deeply.But no matter what, people eat imperial food.Not to mention knowing many police officers, it is an indispensable occupation in the arresting house, and the older you get, the more popular you are.
He took a deep breath, calmed down, and nodded vigorously.
"Don't worry, Master, I will definitely persevere."
Seeing the little apprentice like this, Gao Wu Zuo just relaxed a lot.
"You boy, aren't you afraid?"
Wang Xunzuo stood aside and asked curiously.
He Zhao sneered when he heard this.
"Old Wang, the most terrifying thing in the world is not a dead body, but a living person without money."
The remaining three people were all dumbfounded after hearing this.
They were silent for a while, and they nodded again and again.
"That's right. Dead bodies don't jump up and bite people. They just look horrible. If people don't have money, it's pretty scary." Xiaozuo, who had lived with his father since he was a child and filled his stomach, thought deeply.
Regarding Zhang Yu's words, Lao Wang and Gao Dapeng looked at each other and smiled.
Corpses don't jump up?
Boy, you are still young and have little experience.
"What should I do next? Exposure to the sun for three hours?"
"The corpse must be exposed to the sun, and the hemp rope used to hang it must be burned at an auspicious time."
The old fried dough sticks from the two fishing houses were talking, and Xiao Wu was at a loss.
On the other side, the person surnamed He had a flat face.
As early as when he was digesting the memories of his previous life, the qi that had been motionless since "I am the number one" suddenly revived.In addition, I tried to release my thoughts on the road, but my spirit was like a rock, motionless.
In this regard, I don't care too much.
He Zhao likes to exploit loopholes and card bugs the most, not to mention that it is not necessarily because of the emulator that he borrowed to support him to play games, it may be a problem with the world itself.
After going through seven simulated scenarios and three worlds, I more or less had some guesses in my mind.
'When you are on duty in the arresting room at night, try them one by one.Take a look and see which skills are not restricted. '
"Let's go, find a car and push it back to the arresting house."
Lao Wang patted him on the shoulder and walked out of the woods.
The two found a donkey cart, and when they returned to the scene of the incident, they saw Gao Wuzuo painting the face of the deceased with oil paint.
"This is Zhong Kui's picture of suppressing dead souls. I will practice it frequently in the future when I have nothing to do."
"???"
Xiao Wu Zuo looked confused, why did he come out with a picture of Zhong Kui suppressing the dead souls?
"In our line of business, we would rather believe what we have than what we don't have. We have to follow the rules passed down from our ancestors."
Gao Dapeng explained, as the saying goes, there are rules.Regardless of whether it is true or not, there is no harm in following the example of the predecessors.
"I understand, Master."
"Put that hemp rope in the box."
Xiao Zuo obeyed the instructions, quickly picked up the sling on the ground, and put it into the toolbox he carried along the way.
"Let's go!"
The four of them drove the donkey cart all the way to the Jincheng prison.
During this period, pedestrians on the road avoided one after another.
Even in broad daylight, it is still bad luck to see dead bodies, not to mention that people in this era are generally very superstitious.
A group of people arrived at the arresting room smoothly. Lao Wang left the dead body in the backyard to expose to the sun, and then went to find the team leader and reported the incident.Immediately afterwards, he drove the donkey cart out of the city and returned it to the kind-hearted people.
If it were someone else, I'm afraid He Zhao would have to go.
After all, no one wants to walk for half an hour sweating profusely against the poisonous sun in the afternoon.
A few hours in the afternoon, fleeting.
When it was about to get dark, the patrols in the arresting room went home from get off work.
He Zhao needs to be on duty tonight to prevent someone from reporting the crime in the middle of the night but no one is there.
This kind of thing has always been done by the security brigade, with forty patrolmen taking turns on duty at night.The work is very easy. In the area under the jurisdiction of their hunting house, basically nothing happens at night, just lie in the house and sleep.
If someone really came to the door, the concierge will come in and knock on the door to remind you.
Taking out a few pastries from the drawer of the table, he took a casual bite, and began to check himself step by step.
"Hey, if I knew I could use qi, I would have chosen the art of sending spirits."
Talent [Half-Life] + small supernatural power to send spirits = perpetual motion machine.
Do not brush the rating until the emulator crashes?
Pick up a mirror and activate [Inspiration] to view your own attributes.
【Name: He Zhao】
【Power: 2.0→6.0】
[Physical: 2.0]
[Agility: 2.0]
[Gene Sublimation Spirit: 11.82]
[Special abilities: fixed body, hidden spirit. 】
[Talents: Half-Life, Night King+, Diligence Can Make Up for One's Stupidity+, Inspiration, Paranoia+, Erudite. 】
[Title: Elite in Hundred Battles. 】
[Talent supernatural power: Vigorously. 】
【Skill: "Overlord Jue" (Consummation).】
He took the lead in trying "Bawang Jue", but it can't be said that there was no response.The improvement can be called turtle speed, and after a night of hard work, it is estimated that there is not a single attribute point.
Powerful skills such as "Eye of Dirty" and "Psychic Force Field" can't be mobilized with the strength of breastfeeding.It seems to be under an inexplicable suppression.
Only "Bronze Man Pile", "Hundred Beasts Fist" and "Ancient God's Breathing Method" (pseudo) are useful.By the way, "Constellations of the Stars" (completion version of the ancient gods), the speed of practice is the same as in the simulated scene of "Secrets of History".
"Daxuan, aliens and sacrificial vessels coexist, and all skills can be used. The coalition government, alien beasts dominate one side, and everything related to Qi cannot be used. Now, Qingguo cannot use abilities related to ancient gods."
He Zhao rubbed his chin, thinking carefully.
""Constellation Ideas" can be used!"
"No, no, the point of view is that I have established a connection with the ancient gods long ago. Ancient gods, can they ignore the suppression? I remember Bessie said that her job is to help those who have encountered the invasion of the ancient gods and Howling Abyss planet."
"The strange beast belongs to the ancient god's force. It's so weird, does it belong to the force named Howling Abyss? The two are hostile at the same time, so either side will be suppressed invisible when they arrive at the other side's home court?"
He felt that he had solved the case.
"Wait, body fixation and divine concealment are the abilities of sacrificial vessels. Why can they be used in the home field of the ancient gods? Could it be because of the "True Jue"? Because the real world made fakes come true, I was able to jump left and right, freely use?"
"Isn't it, find a fat sheep from Howling Yuan. Keke should find a thigh from Howling Yuan, and give him a hug."
If Ayelaishi and Alex heard these words, they would burst into tears, our two thighs are about to be broken by you.
"Oh, don't waste time. Since the "Bronze Man Pile" can be used, let's practice it tonight."
No matter how small the mosquito legs are, isn’t that a piece of meat?
He immediately assumed a posture, just like the horse stance in a film and television drama.The only difference is that the palms are staggered up and down and placed in front of the chest.
And with the breathing, the whole body rises and falls, and the heart beats strongly, as if beating a drum.There is also the sound of blood rushing like a stream from top to bottom.
I don't know if it was an illusion, but his exposed skin flashed a dazzling golden color from time to time.
What matches the mouth and nose is not the rough "Unknown Breathing Method" taught by the cheap master Jin Lao, but the perfect "Ancient God Breathing Method" that has been improved several times.
Never let go of any opportunity to squeeze yourself, and visualize two false and heretical gods in your mind.
In the rest room, one eye after another opened from the void, and blood oozes from the surrounding walls, and white bones are stuck on it in a disorderly manner.
To tell you the truth, he is quite scary, if Hao Yuan sees it, he will probably run away in fright.
Half an hour is fleeting.
【Power: 2.1→6.3】
[Physical: 2.1]
[Agility: 2.1]
[Gene Sublimation Spirit: 11.82]
"0.1?"
Compared with the rapid progress of "Overlord Jue", Jin Lao's "Bronze Man Pile" is really hip.
"Forget it, the two are not the same."
The former comes from the King of Chu who is known as the hero of Yu, who is unparalleled through the ages.The latter came from Daxuan Qianqianwanzhong, an ordinary warrior with different blood.
"One night, calculate it. Three basic attributes, each increased by 2.4."
"Ugh!"
Practice steadily.
Midnight, early morning, 00:00.
Footsteps came from the corridor, slowly approaching He Zhao's lounge.
"Tread.Tap"
"Who?"
He opened his eyes abruptly, and before he collected "Thoughts on Gazing the Stars", the door of the room was pushed open from the outside.
In the next second, a face with a picture of Zhong Kui came into view.
The other party looked at the strange purple eyeballs and flesh and bones all over the room, and was dumbfounded!
(End of this chapter)
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