my past life simulator

Chapter 226 225 [African Chieftain and European Emperor]

【GAME OVER】

He Zhao woke up from the cold floor, don't ask where the sofa is, just eat it.He let out a breath of foul air slowly, and played the simulated scene [Three Teachings and Nine Streams] for the third time, and the big bosses that appeared one after another were really depressing.

Howling Yuan, who was stuck on the second level of the spirit world, and Li Feng, who was hiding in the Temple of the City God and plotting secretly, neither of them was easy to mess with.In contrast, Zha Caili and Gao Damo seemed a bit out of character, younger brothers.

If it weren't for some idiot, he naively thought that he was not even a little bit defensive against him in order to survive.Whether that righteous backstab will be successful is another matter.

In the upper left corner of the line of sight, a series of information prompts pop up.

【GAME OVER】

[Congratulations on surviving for 42 days, 13 hours, 8 minutes and 54 seconds, despicable and shameless backstab! 】

【Rating: A-】

【杀敌：扎彩李（1）、高大魔（1）、城隍爷（1）、嚎渊大君的投影（1）、冤魂（300）】

[Reward: 160 Simoleons (scoring), 125840 Simoleons (killing enemies), lottery*5]

[My wallet: 135000 analog coin. 】

[The game is over, and the "Legacy of Souls" entered by the player has been retained. 】

[Would you like to replay the simulated career? 】

"No no no."

Play back Der and see his heroic posture of backstabbing the enemy?

"Hey, it's time for the African chief and the European emperor again."

[Three teachings and nine streams] Two big bosses, maybe you can get something good.

In case what he said is in case, if you get BUG-like badges, cultivation methods, and supernatural powers, you will get rich.

Corpses, sacrificial vessels, miscellaneous objects, small bosses, big bosses and other people or things are lined up in front of them, waiting for the start of the lottery.

"Simulator, give it to me!"

The bamboo tube reflected in the void shook slightly, and a bamboo stick was thrown out of it and fell to the ground.

"Clap!"

He couldn't wait to flip through it, only to see that it said—[top], and a stack of "money notes" came into view.

This thing is too familiar, free prostitution coupons.

[Congratulations to the player, you got——Tickets*10. 】

"Isn't it guaranteed? Simulator, you better guarantee that I can draw 10 cards every time I clear the level, or you are my grandson!"

The more tickets, the better, as long as you get them, you will not lose money, and you will earn blood.

If the first lottery for customs clearance is ten tickets each time, he can wake up from a dream with a smile.

"Come on, go on."

In the void, the stick swayed, and a bamboo stick fell. Turning it over, it reads——【Up and Up】.

The picture freezes at the moment when Li Yong is holding a dragoon revolver with a fierce face, looking like he is killing people in rage.

[Congratulations to the player, you have obtained the portable equipment - M1848 Dragoon revolver! 】

"Clap!"

A revolver fell from the void and fell in front of him.He reached out and stroked the blue pattern on the body of the gun and the delicately carved wooden handle.

[Spirit World Messenger], activate.

[M1848 Dragoon revolver (portable), (six rounds): powerful, fast rate of fire, and extremely low failure rate.It is indestructible, cannot be lost, and can trigger random special effects.

After the projectile is consumed, six pellets will be restored after 24 hours.In addition, bullets can not only kill people, but also repel the ghosts who come to claim their lives, buying you precious time to escape.

(Note: Portable means that you can bring in any simulation scene by paying the equivalent of analog coins. Each time you enter the simulator, you can only bring in one piece of equipment.

You never know what will happen in a revolver until you pull the trigger.The random special effects are armor piercing, dragon breath, explosion, blinding, shock, and anesthesia. )]

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This gun is a little beer, it can recover ammunition automatically, it can also repel Li Gui, and it has six random special effects.It's a pity, it would be even better to add a silent attribute.

Simulator: "."

"Strike while the iron is hot!"

The stick shakes, snaps, and falls to the ground.

Turn it over and look, it says [upper upper upper].

"Hey, three signs?"

At the same time, the picture freezes on Li Feng, who is covered in golden light and has a calm and majestic face.

[Congratulations to the player, you have won the title - City God of Program Error! 】

"???"

The emulator has been invaded by a virus, and there is a program error.

He hastily checked the title, he can't refuse, otherwise I will have to sue you!

【City God (Title): The chief official of the Yin God of a place, in charge of the blessings, wealth and longevity of the local creatures, and arresting evildoers and treacherous people.After wearing it, the life-and-death fight and the judge's pen will automatically fall into the hand, rewarding good and punishing evil.

(Note: Before this title can take effect, you must build a city god's temple that belongs to you alone. In the main hall sit a statue of a god based on you and accept incense offerings from local creatures. In addition, you cannot force him/her to believe in you.) 】

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In an instant, two words flashed through his mind - incense! !

That's a good thing, it can speed up cultivation without any side effects.However, if there is a bone in the egg, it is not without.

After he used incense to practice, he became a little lazy, he didn't want to work hard anymore, he always wanted to make money, bah, to get some incense.

He Zhao picked up his mobile phone and made a call to Henry Zhang.

There is a saying that goes well, if you have something to do, disciples will do their best.

"Hey, Ah Xuan. Find someone to make me the tallest idol. I'm going to die? Who did you listen to! What, why make a statue if I'm not dead. Can you control it? Grand Master, I am happy.

By the way, which hall on Longhu Mountain has the most incense?Save me a spot. No spot?Then clean up a god, and then put my statue on it!
Remember, Grand Master, I want the best position, and make my statue a lot higher than other gods.Why?Of course, it is to show my prestige, so that many people will offer incense to me. "

After a pause, he continued.

"In terms of priesthood, let me blow it up and talk about it more. Seeking children, getting rich, healing diseases, eliminating disasters, and blessings, anyway, as long as it is good, the more the better.

When the statue is made, you will hold a grand ceremony and invite Lao Tzu in. Make sure everyone in the Central District knows that an almighty god is coming!

What did you say. Not good?Invite the gods out of the hall, they may blame you.Fuck, if he really dares to come to you, you tell him to come to me, and I will have a good chat with him to see if I can blow his head off. "

"toot toot"

Zhengyi, the current old celestial master, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

He really couldn't figure out what kind of madness Taishizu was going to have to make a statue of himself, put it in the temple full of incense, and enjoy the worship of the world.

After thinking about it, it is not appropriate to replace any god!

"Hey, why is senior brother so sad?"

Seeing his sad face, several senior juniors couldn't help asking curiously.

"Oh, don't mention it, there is a problem, and I can't think of a solution."

"Hey, brother. The closed disciple I accepted not long ago told me something very reasonable. Maybe it can solve your problem."

"Oh, tell me!" Henry Zhang's eyes suddenly lit up, and the disciples accepted by his junior brother must be the group of powerful children from all over the world.He has been influenced by his ears and eyes since he was a child, and his thinking must be more flexible than his old antique.

"Since it can't solve the problem, then it can solve the person who raised the problem." The gray-haired old man said proudly.

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The old master was silent for a while, looking at his junior brother, as if looking at a fool.

"Grand Master told me to make a statue for him."

The face of the teacher and brother changed, and for some reason, his legs trembled a little.

"He also said, find a temple full of incense and put the statue in it."

"Gudong-"

Henry Zhang’s junior swallowed again, feeling vaguely that something was wrong.

"The point is, one radish and one pit. I told the old man that there is no place. Guess what he said?"

"What, what did you say?"

"Since there is no place, then clear out a god and make room for him."

"!!"

The scalps of the juniors are numb, such arrogant words.

But when he thought about how his grand master had stirred up wind and rain in recent days, he felt that it was nothing.

"When inviting the statues, hold a grand ceremony, and make sure the entire Central District knows about it. The priesthood, the more the better, all the good ones are added to the body."

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Everyone fell into silence. A lot of priests are not afraid of being crushed to death?
"Okay, now please go and get rid of Taishizu."

"Sorry for disturbing you, farewell!"

"Chucky-"

A large number of younger juniors disappeared in front of Henry Zhang with a bang, and left a few sarcastic remarks before leaving.

"Leave this kind of thing as a headache for senior brother!"

"Who told you that you are the current celestial master?"

"There is a saying that is very good, those who can do more work."

On the other end, He Zhao was rubbing his hands, ready to smoke a few big ones, so that the simulator could learn a lot about what it means to be a natural European emperor.

(End of this chapter)