my past life simulator

Chapter 250 249 [It’s not good, the fifth master fell into the cesspit! 】

"His!"

There was a sound of clothes being torn, and He Zhao was holding a strip of cloth in his hand, feeling miraculous about the clothes of Xianghuo Shen.

It's obviously not a human being, but it feels the same as the physical body of a normal person, and even the clothes they wear are real.The power of incense and vows is indeed miraculous.

"I, I, I, I are the Night Patrol God under Lord Chenghuang, you, you, if you do that, I will definitely not let you go, kid."

He stammered and threatened, his tone was not at all fierce and domineering, but rather inexplicably guilty.

Well, let the three vicious statues be pressed against the wall, and there is another strong man with a hulking back and waist stripping his clothes, looking like he wants to "do" something.

Even if it is a yin god, it can't stand it. If you come out to mess around, no one should show face.

In particular, Second Young Master He's eyes were filled with a kind of possessiveness?
He who has been poor for decades, has never seen such a weird person.

In Daqing Kingdom, Longyang is popular, and they are basically handsome children.

The God of Incense and Fire, named Li Cheng, is a big man with a long beard. Does anyone like this?
In fact, He wanted to split.

The one surnamed He was not greedy for her beauty, but wished to swallow the god who was pressed against the wall in one gulp.Leaving aside "Incense and Fire Shinto", the other five spells are really mouth-watering.

In addition to the "Intimidating Technique", body fixing, invisibility, passing through walls, and shrinking the ground are all of great use.

Qi practitioners don't know how to do two-handed spells, and it's just ridiculous to say it.

"Chucky-"

He wiped the saliva that flowed out, and tried his best to control himself, not to hold back any one, and swallowed it in one gulp.

After all, it is the god under the hands of the City God, and it is a trivial matter to eat the other party. If Li Feng is drawn out of the temple to take revenge, it will be very bad.

At this time, he is not his opponent. If there is a real fight, he must be the one who suffers.

After all, he was able to project with the avatar of Maharaja Howoyuan, and he was a hard-nosed stubble from the front.

"Where did you hide your pen?"

At the critical moment, He Zhao asked.

Hearing this, the God of Night Patrol felt a sense of happiness as if he had ascended from hell to heaven.

It's fine if you don't like Long Yang's goodness!

"woooooo"

In great sorrow and joy, he cried out directly.

I want a pen, so to speak.

Why are you tearing up other people's clothes and drooling at my body?
A straight pen suddenly appeared from the void.

Without saying a word, he picked up a pen and scanned Wang Wu's life, and smeared it fiercely.

Get promoted and get rich?

You are so beautiful!
Afterwards, rewrite a line of small characters in Qing Wen.

[[-]th, morning.He accidentally fell into a cesspit while using the toilet and drowned. 】

"Comfortable."

After thinking about it, he turned back to his page.

Die young, tick off rewrite.

[Long live a hundred years, all one's wishes come true, wives and concubines in groups, many children and grandchildren. 】

Then, they changed all the family members one after another.

The four generations live under the same roof, the longevity is long, and so on, it seems that money is added to it.

In short, one word stands out - absolutely!

The Night Patrol God watched the ruthless Zhao, scribbling on the copy of the book of life and death, unable to stop him.

Even if I go out tonight intact, I'm afraid it will be difficult to explain when I return to the Temple of the City God.

Alas, sin!
On the other side, someone who became more and more addicted to writing once wanted to "send away" all the damned people in Jincheng.However, he stopped suddenly.

It's not that the conscience found out that God, who is afraid of the light, can't do business when he goes back.

But if too many people die tomorrow, the City God will definitely intervene in this matter.

Suddenly, he modified the copy of the book of life and death, wouldn't it be noticed?

Not in vain!

"Forget it."

He threw the scroll book and straight pen to the God of Night Watch, with a look of fading interest.

"Fate is determined by God, so what if you change the book of life and death? As the saying goes, the king of Hades wants you to die on the third watch, whoever dares to keep someone until the fifth watch, what should come will always come.

Once you escape the doom, even if you don't smear your life, you will naturally become blessed with good fortune and longevity.If you can't escape, you will still die if you write all the flowers in your life. "

People have to bow their heads under the eaves. Now the people in front of him are not interested in Him. Maybe they are interested. How about a flower?
Saying something nice is better than talking to a boring gourd.

"Okay, I'm not interested in you. Tell me, why did you come to my house?"

"call--"

Ye Xunshen heaved a sigh of relief, and after tossing and tossing for a long time, it can be regarded as something serious to talk about.

"During my patrol, I noticed that there was a heretic demon coming to your He residence. So, I came here specially to catch it."

"You are the only god?"

He Zhao frowned, not because he underestimated the other party.

With the strength of the Six Desire Demons, a mere incense and fire god may not be able to win, and the roles of both sides may have to be lost.

It's hard to say who will save who among them.

"There is not enough troops. In the 80 years of the entire Jincheng, there are no more than a thousand Yin soldiers gathered. As early as ten days ago, heretical demons repeatedly invaded our city. At the beginning, it was easy to handle.

The further you go, the more demons there will be.Nowadays, it is only possible to barely maintain patrol vigilance, and it is really powerless to divide the troops to capture them.I heard that there were demons invading the He residence, so I hurried over. "

He was telling the truth, and after receiving the news, he used the "Land Shrinking Technique" all the way to hurry.

Otherwise, it would be impossible to use a hold spell, and a frightening spell would be completely powerless to resist.

Otherwise, you have to struggle a few times.

"No, are you sure you have fought against the Six Desire Demon? Its strength, you may not be able to fight it."

"???"

Ye Xunshen looked confused, who is the Six Demons of Desires!
Then, he immediately realized that he might be talking about heretical demons.

"No way, although they are strong, they are far from being invincible to me, right?"

"What are the characteristics of the demon in your mouth?"

He Zhao sensed something was wrong and asked immediately.

"It seems weird but not weird! The main method is possession. The possessed manpower is infinite, and his whole body is like forged from fine steel. And with the power of Yin and cold around him, ordinary Yin soldiers are not opponents at all.

Anyone who encounters a person possessed, after the evil spirit escapes, the viscera in the abdomen will be corroded into black mucus, and the soul will be lost.I can get it done with one move, but it's a pity that the intimidating technique can't.

This is also the reason why I say that the demons seem to be weird but not weird.The intimidating technique can not only recruit people's souls, but also have an effect on strange creatures. "

"No, the demon I met tonight. Possession is not the main method. It can transform the body from reality to reality. When it is real, it has great power and ghostly speed. It has scale armor on the outside, which is much harder than fine steel."

After the voice fell, everyone frowned.

"They are getting stronger little by little!" X2, both sides exclaimed at the same time.

"It's been so difficult for more than ten days. If you give them some more time, I'm afraid they will go to heaven." The night watchman muttered to himself, feeling that the matter was too big.

"Mr. He, can you let me go? This is a serious matter, and I must report it to Lord Chenghuang as soon as possible to deal with it."

"alright."

With a big wave of He Zhao's hand, the three dharma figures salivated, and reluctantly let go of the hand holding the incense god.

Well, let's take a bite and talk about it.

"Thank you!"

He cupped his fists and gave a salute, then hurried out.

"God knows what happened tonight, you know and I know."

"I know, I know."

Ye Xunshen took a step, Chiliu disappeared, and looked intently, the figure had already walked to the gate of the courtyard.

"Earth Shrinking Technique"!

Although it is not as good as Tiangang's magical power "Dive into the Abyss and Shrink the Land", it is easy to learn and consumes less energy.It seemed that after he got it, he exerted all his strength, but it only shrank a few centimeters.

"The Yin Gods of Jincheng in this period have a strong sense of responsibility and are willing to work hard. Li Feng, Li Feng, how did you go astray?" He rubbed his chin, a little confused.

The whole leopard can be seen at a glance, and the night patrolling god heard the news of the Yin soldiers, and immediately rushed to He's mansion to catch the evil spirits, without any fear.It can be imagined that the City God is definitely not the master of muddling along.

"sleep."

If you can't figure it out, don't think about it anymore.

Seeing that it was only a few hours before dawn, he had no intention of penance.After tossing all night, I finally saw a plate of delicious snacks, but I could only watch but not eat.

Turn grief and anger into drowsiness, and take a good rest.

Silent night, dawn in the blink of an eye.

Due to his strong mental value, he opened his eyes after dawn, got up, dressed and washed.

Originally, the mansion had provided him with a servant girl, and he had someone to take care of him in daily life.

But apart from being served by his mother when he was a child, He Zhao has been growing up independently, and he really doesn't adapt.

Of course, the more important thing is that in his previous life, he never had a little girl by his side, and he really didn't like others helping him dress and wash his face, which would make people feel like a waste.

He Wangzu hoped his son would become a dragon all his life. For the sake of his son's physical and mental health, he set a rule for his family that no maids are allowed before the age of 16, and even the personal servants are not allowed!
The former is afraid that his son will grow up a little bit, and when he is capable, he will not be able to hold back.Or the woman who served the young master wanted to climb the bed and hurt Yuan Yang.

The latter is because the affairs of Longyang in Daqing Kingdom are somewhat prosperous.It is said that there is a well-known alley in the capital where the emperor lives, and the backbone of the alley is the male and female branches.

If you get along with the valet for a long time, and you can't find a woman, you will get angry.The son taught himself without a teacher, and using an iron stick to stir things up, he must die of anger.

Why is the old man clear?
Ha ha.

Who has never been young, the one who is full of five poisons is He Wangzu.

Of course, after donating an official, he corrected a lot and focused on making money.It's a bit vulgar to make money, it's better than going to the brothel every day and making the huge mansion restless.

It was still Er Gouzi who led him to the dining hall for dinner.

As usual, Mr. He will serve dinner when he arrives, he won't wait for his sons, he is a master.There are more than 100 mouths up and down in the mansion, all relying on him to eat.

Today is different from the past.

Second Young Master He was the last one to arrive, and found that the cheap old man and the aunts hadn't moved their chopsticks.

Everyone sat upright, waiting for him without saying a word.

"Haha, my unicorn is here? Sit down, sit down. I have your favorite rice cake today. I specially asked the cooks to make it last night."

Good guy, you showed your strength, Mr. He really licked it.

Well, after all, those who are in the officialdom don't have two brushes and a thick skin, and they have been swallowed alive long ago.

He Zhao sat on a chair under the warm greeting of cheap relatives, and everyone without exception looked at him in unison.

"Let's eat, as before, as usual."

He is really good, but there is no need to show off in front of his family.

Why, can you still kill the whole family because of trivial matters?
"Hehe, I said Ma'am, you are worrying too much. Look at our unicorn, how can he not recognize his own family members. Besides, I seldom ask about the affairs of the house, but I have a clear mind. You , never treated anyone badly.”

He Wangzu put his arms around his wife Wang Lan, and laughed loudly.

"By the way, many people's homes were attacked last night, including your uncle's palace. Wait a moment, Zhao'er and your elder brother will go to visit together."

In the past, there must have been no second son.

But after what happened yesterday, he is absolutely indispensable for the eldest son to ask questions.

Of course, Mr. He felt that his second child looked down on the property in the mansion.But you have to come up with an attitude, you have to make your son feel valued.

In the future, the He family may not necessarily ask for help from the concubine at any time.

"What's the prefect's attitude?"

The right to speak jumped to the first place, with a high probability that the second son of Xiuxian opened his mouth, and the father hurriedly replied.

"Wrote a note and sent it to the capital urgently in eight hundred miles. He said that he would invite people from the Qin Tianjian to eliminate demons and defend the way."

"Qin Tianjian?"

This Second Young Master He knows that it is equivalent to the ancient national observatory, which undertakes the important task of observing celestial phenomena and promulgating calendars.There are chief and deputy supervisors, and there are spring, summer, mid-autumn, autumn and winter officials.

"Well, before I did it, I would have wondered why I hired a group of weather observers. I saw the strange shadows with my own eyes last night. I am afraid that the Qintianjian is some kind of secret department similar to the sticky pole."

"Father, what's the sticky stick for?" the fifth son asked curiously.

Hearing this, Mr. He began popularizing science with great interest.

"The so-called sticking poles means that the living environment of the rich families is better. Apart from having more houses, there are more trees. In summer, there are also a lot of cicadas. In order not to disturb the master's rest, the servants have to stick them with poles."

"I know, sometimes I go to cicadas with Goushengzi and the others!" He Han raised his hand and shouted, with an expression of hurrying to praise me.

"Don't interrupt, listen to me. It's not even a big family, let alone the palace. So, an organization dedicated to sticking cicadas was born, and over time it was called the sticking stick. Later, a prince set his mind on them.

On the bright side, under the guise of sticking to cicadas, he secretly scouted for information.After that, the prince successfully ascended the throne, and with the sticky position of Conglong Zhigong, he naturally became a hot department. "

Everyone acted as if they had suddenly realized, and gave the old man a lot of praise.

After the whole family finished their meal lively, He Zhao followed his elder brother to visit the palace.

"Ugh!"

"Why are you sighing, big brother?"

Regarding his younger brother's inquiry, He Lei explained.

"You kid usually hang out in schools, bookstores, and at home. Naturally, you don't know our uncle. It's not a fun thing. I really don't want to go!"

"To be exact, Uncle is okay. Uncle Wu is the only one who doesn't do personnel affairs. Uncle Wu is of the same rank as Dad, and is in charge of the official position. He has five hundred soldiers under his command and is in charge of public security around Jincheng.

This man is vicious, and among the Three Hegemons of the Golden City, only the Wang family is the most scolded.One can imagine how bad the reputation is.It is true that our father made money, but he made money from merchants and rich households. "

After the words fell, the two of them arrived at the palace.

When they got off the car, they saw a handsome middle-aged man standing at the gate of the house to welcome them.

This person is none other than their cheap uncle Wang Ying.

"Uncle!"

They gave a salute without waiting for Wang Ying to come forward.

I saw a man running from the mansion, shouting while running.

"It's not good! The fifth grandpa fell into the cesspit!"

(End of this chapter)