my past life simulator

Chapter 271 270 [Central district has become a pot of porridge]

"Ding dong!"

"Wo~~~"

On the surface, the central area seemed to be calm, but in reality, the group chats were full of noise, and news from all walks of life was flying everywhere.

【a lovely family】

[Quanzhen Master]: 〖·))15"〗 (Transfer to the text - all uncles, younger brothers and sisters, are the celestial master Henry Zhang. Just released the news in the Taoist chat group, more than one hundred Wanfa Zhenjun Temple, external recruitment day and night wandering god. The benefits are very good, at least one stick of incense every year.)
[Yangshuo Taoist]: 〖Xiao Yang, what is the wandering spirit day and night?In addition, the so-called stick of incense, are you sure that the benefits are good?There are a lot of that thing in the major temple scenic spots, and you can buy a stick of incense for ten yuan. 〗

[Quanzhen Master]: 〖·))10"〗 (Transfer text - the so-called one stick of incense refers to the power of one year's incense. It is said that it is the grand master of Zhengyi, formed with great magic power, Great for practicing!)
[Quanzhen head]: 〖·))12"〗 (transfer text——Old man, the god of day and night travel is the god of incense and fire. Didn't you watch "Journey to the West" when you were young? If you succeed in the application, you can keep your body, but your soul It needs to go out of the body every day to be responsible for all things in the land.)
[Quanzhen head]: 〖·))3"〗 (Transfer to text——Old man, why don't you speak?)

[Wife of Yangshuo]: 〖Xiao Yang, don't look for him.Uncle Ni just went downstairs, and he didn't know what to do with the car keys.By the way, what did you talk to him about?He looked as if he had taken Shiquan Dabu pills, his face was flushed, as if he had won the lottery. 〗

[Quanzhen head]: 〖Despicable! !Shameless! ! 〗

He never expected that the first time his uncle got the news, he would leave him behind and go to Longhu Mountain to apply for a job ahead of time.

Earlier, the head of Quanzhen was still a little entangled, at least he was the leader of a faction, a master of the Taoist sect.

If received the news, Pidianpidian ran to compete with others for the day and night wandering gods, which would damage the dignity to some extent.

In the end, under the operation of the old uncle who rushed to Longhu Mountain without hesitation, he realized it!
Face counts as fart, but that is the god of incense, as long as there are incense offerings, it is difficult to die.

What's more, Henry Zhang said clearly that there is no need to abandon the physical body, as long as "go to work" on time and on time is enough.

Coupled with a stick of incense every year, isn't it better than sitting withered every day to feed back the cultivation realm of the physical body?
"Disciple!"

The Quanzhen sect master, who had fully realized his enlightenment, summoned his disciples who were waiting outside the gate.

"Master?"

"As a teacher, I will go to Longhu Mountain to apply for a position. If I succeed, I will find you a part-time job as an undercover. By the way, your uncle and the others asked me where I was going, and they said that I am in retreat and I have not seen anyone for a while. "

After the words fell, sneaked out, leaving behind the cheap apprentice who was stunned and didn't know why.

There are many, many people who are similar to Quanzhen Sect Master!
After all, there are countless people who have walked out of Zhengdao for thousands of years and founded Taoism.

After being eliminated by history, there are still hundreds of them.

Moreover, there is also a Taoist temple, which is a small family of inheritance.

As soon as these people heard the news, they set off to Longhu Mountain in order to become "gods".

What?
The god of incense and fire has many restrictions and is controlled by others.

do they care?
No!

The capitalists say that 996 is a blessing for the benefit of young people, but it is not for money.

What are they cultivating for?
90.00% Nine Taoist priests have only one goal from beginning to end—transcendence!
No matter how many restrictions there are, no matter how many bosses there are, it is impossible to deny the fact that the day and night wandering god is a priesthood.

At the same time, some young Taoist priests who joined Zhengdao not long ago suddenly found that their family members care about them very much.

In an unremarkable room in Longhu Mountain, a few rich kids finished their evening classes and lay on the beds to rest.

To be honest, they regretted going up the mountain a little at first.

Usually, I go to bed at dawn and wake up at night, drive sports cars every day to date girls, eat delicacies from mountains and seas, drink all kinds of foreign wines, live in luxurious villas, and wear famous watches in my hands.

Since I let my parents send it in, life is not to mention how regular it is.

In the morning, go to the hall to recite every day.By the way, it is called daily chanting homework here.When going to the hall, there are many thieves, fasting, washing and dressing, and strict dressing.Not to chat and laugh, but to beat the wooden fish.

We are not monks! !

at night?

Burning incense and lighting candles in the upper hall, chanting scriptures and rituals, if it happens on the first or fifteenth day of the lunar new year, or the birthday of the ancestor, there will be extra lunch classes.

I don't want to be a Taoist priest, I want to go home?

Don't make trouble, my father's seven wolves never show mercy.

Furthermore, they saw the manifestation of the Ten Thousand Laws True Monarch a few days ago, how active they should be.

If you have a chance to become a fairy, who cares about girls and wine?
"Ding dong!"

The mobile phone beeped one after another.

The young people in the room check the information individually.

After a while, they looked at each other and got together to discuss.

"What did your father ask?"

"How's your body, how's your mood?"

"Where's your father?"

"Same!"

Something is wrong, very wrong.

In the past, how can my father be so enthusiastic, it feels like when he is at home.The small businessmen I met were pleasing their parents and begging for some work.

"Ding dong!"

The reminder sounded again, and they picked up their phones to check.

"My dad asked me about the God of Incense and the God of Yin, where are they all!"

"Everyone is the same."

"My father is different from the two of you. He sent me all the ins and outs. It is said that our grand master made it up. It is rumored that he established the heaven and the underworld."

"A Jade Emperor who also serves as King Yama?"

The young people discussed with each other, and they guessed the little Jiujiu of their parents in an instant.

Co-authored, Longhushan is getting better and better.

"You said, can we get a piece of incense?"

"I want to eat farts! Didn't I see the news from the group of Taoist sect leaders? What are we going to use to compete with a group of elders? Why don't we ask our parents to get more money, find a place with a small population, and build a million-dollar house?" Fazhenjun Temple."

"Then, Mao Sui recommended himself and sincerely begged the grand master for the sake of his disciples and grandchildren. Canonizing us a position, even if we are day and night wandering gods, is it not a loss?"

"Yes!"

The young man who proposed to become a priest put on a childish appearance.

Fairy!
"Why are you staring at the Day and Night Wandering God? Have you forgotten that there is also a hell. There are also many positions in it, and the competition is still small. Judges, impermanence, bull-headed horse-faced, and ordinary errands.

If, I mean, if a relative or friend in the family dies, and you want to meet, wouldn't you just say meet?Spread your thinking, can you make your relatives have a good pregnancy in the next life? "

Everyone was taken aback when they heard the words, and then patted their thighs, with the look of Master I realized on their faces.

"Wait a minute, that's not right. What you said is the truth, but how many people die in the central district every day? Once you get busy, I'm afraid you will be exhausted. It's better to build a temple and be a bastard."

Accompanied by the discussions among those in the know, some people successfully arrived in their respective territories under the blessing of spells.

"Do you want to start working now?" Guishi, a military judge dressed as an ancient government official history, eagerly asked.Ever since he stepped into the confines of your city, a supernatural power descended.

There was a faint light in both eyes, walking on the crowded street, no one could see it.

Moreover, there are three kinds of breaths permeating each person's head, each representing their own blessing, wealth, and longevity.

"Let's go to Chenghuang Temple first, and set up the little ghost gate that Tai Shizu gave us." Judge Wen shook his head, pointing to the half-human-high ghost gate that was carried on his shoulders.

"Row."

The two passed through the crowd and rushed towards the Wanfa Zhenjun Temple, which was full of people and was still full of incense even at night.

They ignored the crowd, as if their bodies did not exist in this space, they passed through humans and obstacles, all the way unimpeded.

After a while, he came to the gate of the temple.

Looking up at the tall statue, the two incense gods who had just taken office felt like a dream.

"Becoming a god, before I did it, I didn't even dare to think about it."

"Don't be emotional, put the ghost gate and work quickly. You know, there are countless people watching the position under the buttocks of our brothers! But if you make a mistake, it will be infinitely magnified."

Judge Wen is not as big-hearted as Judge Wu. Since the grand master can canonize the two of them as gods, he can also be dismissed at will, and two more diligent guys will be brought up again.

"Don't worry, I know what's in my heart. With two sticks of incense as a foundation, even if you don't practice normally, it won't delay your cultivation. I think Grand Master hates people who do evil. Today, the two of us, let's set a small goal first. , arrest a thousand damned people!"

"One thousand? Are you looking down on your own ability, or are you looking down on your city's population of nearly 3000 million?" Judge Wen placed the ghost gate behind the statue as he spoke.

"Om-"

An invisible force burst out, and it spread rapidly from Wanfa Zhenjun Temple.

The world has undergone a change.

"sizzle"

Inside the ghost gate, there was a sound like a poisonous snake spitting out a letter, followed by endless wailing.

Negative emotions such as despair, evil, and cruelty floated out of it, making the two gods of incense and fire shudder involuntarily.

It seemed that there was a terrifying thing hidden inside, and once it got out, it could easily crush the two newly appointed gods to death.

"Gudong-"

Judge Wu swallowed his saliva, and before he became the God of Incense and Fire, he was just an ordinary Longhu Mountain Qi practitioner.

The real strength, to put it bluntly, may not be able to beat He Zhao who just entered Chengguang Realm!
Suddenly, the little devil's gate came to him, and he didn't scare him away directly, which was considered a psychological quality pass.

Clinking, the sound of iron clashing came out.

"Tap Tap"

It seems that someone is walking, and the sound is getting closer.

"Do you want to contact Grand Master first?"

"Om-"

A certain famous ruthless person who was drinking tea in the main hall of Tianshi Mansion sensed that a punishment evil spirit was about to come out of the gate of ghosts placed there, so he immediately got out of his body and contacted the god statue in your city.

The light blue spirit descended along the "line", and he looked at the trembling civil and military judge standing in front of the ghost gate, and scolded.

"Go back to me!"

"sizzle"

There was a sound from inside the door, and the sound of iron clashing gradually faded away.

"Tap Tap"

The footsteps faded away until they disappeared.

"call--"

The two breathed a sigh of relief, and collapsed on the ground with a plop, sweating profusely. They really had the illusion of dying just now!

"Ma'am, Ma'am, Shizu, what's in it? What is it?"

Judge Wen slowed down for a while, and after calming down, he asked.

"One is wicked and powerful. But don't worry, they all have to obey me."

After the voice fell, he returned to the statue, communicated with the main body again, and returned along the line.

"???"

Hearing this, the two of them froze in place.

What?
they?

grass, a plant.

"In the future, let's do more work."

"I agree."

They would rather float outside to arrest people every day than live under the same roof as the ghost gate.

Good luck today, grand master arrived in time, what if he didn't come?
Are the two of you cold?
I have lived a long time, nothing else, I must have self-knowledge.

With my little ability, even if I have a priesthood bonus, it's no problem to deal with ordinary people, or wandering ghosts.

But in the face of extreme viciousness, being scolded and scolded away, the punishment that has not yet seen the real body is vicious, no different from Jiacai.

"Catch someone!"

Judge Wen sighed, took out a copy of the birth and death book, secretly shook his head and said with emotion, Xianghuo Shen is not easy to do.

If it weren't for the priesthood of your city, they would have to find a second fool to fool around and change the land.

"Gao XX, good guy. Death with a reprieve becomes indefinite, indefinite becomes fixed, fixed becomes commuted, and there is a reason for the commutation? Fuck, what are you talking about. It says a pheasant university degree in his life, why don't I believe a young man who is drinking and taking drugs? , Can you become an inventor by staying in prison?"

Judge Wu held the judge's pen in his hand, stretched his neck to read the target's information, and said with a look of resentment.

"Walk around, let's go to him and have a look, let him draw the design first. If you can't draw it, catch it back and throw it at the gate of hell. Maybe you can still have a relationship with the evil inside."

"That's right! The punishment is evil, and you can tell from the name that you like to torment people. A criminal, anyway, will eventually become a beast. Before reincarnation, let the evil clean up and give him a long memory."

After the words fell, the two hurried to their destination.

Similar things happened all over the Central District, especially those cities with large populations.

Some maggots who were rich and unkind and did many evils were found suddenly and violently.

The fugitive who had been hiding for many years even died in the gutter.

At first, it didn't attract attention.

It's just that with more and more people dying of sudden diseases, it has attracted the attention of relevant departments.

They sorted out the information and hurriedly reported it to the Taishan organization.

Not long after, the person in charge of Taishan saw the case materials and was so frightened that he almost jumped up.

Are you kidding me?
He had received the news earlier that a large group of incense and fire gods had taken office.

But the Grand Master said that the wicked are severely punished, and they will be reborn as animals in the next life.

"Call back and say we can't handle it."

Tai Shantou kicked the ball away without hesitation. He himself is not afraid of death, let alone offending others.

The point is, the one who dies is the one who deserves to die, and the "black hand" behind the scenes is a ruthless man who is in charge of the gods above and below the ground.

He didn't want to die, get revenge, and be a dog in his next life.

So, the crematorium was crazy busy.

The death toll is also rising rapidly.

In the central area, the chaos became a mess.

(End of this chapter)