I'm an immortal in heaven

Chapter 1312

The wife of Jinhu Dasheng is a golden fairy named 'Lu Niang', who is quite beautiful. It is said that the body is a colorful golden pheasant.

And the son of the Golden Tiger Great Sage inherited the blood of the Golden Tiger Great Sage, and is also a Yunjin Tiger Demon, but he has not yet become a fairy, he is in the Yang God Realm, called 'Xiao Chong'.

Sure enough, a grand 'funeral' was held in the Immortal Court of Town, and even the monks on duty in the main altar were invited to have a feast.

"Boss Baibai, this won't work. If there are no monks on duty to patrol the mountain, where will the safety of the main altar be put in danger?" Daoist An said to Baibai.

Bai Bai, Daoist Yi, and the Taiyi Golden Immortals of Zhenshenxianting sat on the tables in the main hall, and outside was the Yuntai of Zhenshenxianting. Except for this table, which was set alone in the main hall, the rest of the banquets were set outside on the cloud platform.

At this time, Bai Bai was holding a pork knuckle made of thousand-year-old black pig legs that was full of fragrance, and his mouth was full of oil. Hearing Taoist Ant's words, Bai Bai was immediately dissatisfied, "Can you not talk while eating?"

After speaking, Bai Bai raised his right hand and grabbed Taoist Ant's robe sleeve and wiped his greasy mouth, Taoist Yi's face changed, "My fairy robe."

Bai Bai wiped his hands on Taoist Yi's shoulder again, then looked around the table full of Taiyi Jinxian monks and said, "I am the boss, you all have to listen to me."

"Yes, Boss." Except Taoist Ant, the rest of the people all clapped their hands in agreement.

Bai Bai was very satisfied, he directly pulled a large pot of pork knuckles in front of him, then grabbed a pile of pork knuckles with one hand and began to divide them.

"Come on, one for each person." Bai Bai said, hand over the ones that are close, and throw away the ones that are far away. The people here are not ordinary people, so there is no problem of being unable to catch them.

Soon, a large pot of thousand-year-old black pork knuckles was divided up for nothing, and even Daoist Ant got a bunch of them.

"Eat, eat, eat." Bai Bai urged, and then he ate first. The Taiyi Golden Immortals looked at each other, but under Bai Bai's enthusiastic eyes, they also gnawed.

But Daoist Yi didn't move at all, his face was very ugly. After eating half of the meal in vain, he found that Daoist Yi was the only one at the table who didn't move his mouth, so he was a little unhappy on the spot.

"Why don't you eat?" Bai Bai asked Taoist Ant.

Taoist Ant said with a gloomy face, "I don't like to eat pork knuckles."

"Oh." Hearing this, Bai Bai immediately stretched out his hand to take the pork knuckle from his plate and put it on his plate, then pointed to the delicacies on the table and asked, "What do you like to eat?"

Taoist Ant raised his eyes and glanced around, then pointed to the farthest plate of 'Song Ling Bao Shu' meat and said: "I like to eat that."

This meaning is too obvious, everyone present can see that this is the ant Taoist expressing his dissatisfaction, so all eyes are turned to Bai Bai.

But Bai Bai didn't get angry at all when he heard this, instead he pointed to the plate of Songlingbao rat meat and said: "That person, pass over that plate of food."

The Taiyi Golden Immortal who was sitting behind the Song Ling Bao Rat Meat was stunned for a moment, then immediately picked up the plate and handed it to Bai Bai with magic power.

Bai Bai caught the plate, and said to the person: "Very good, what's your name?"

The man cupped his hands and said, "Back to Boss Baibai, the name of his subordinate is 'Chang Yu'."

Bai Bai nodded and said: "You are very good at doing things. Boss, I will reward you with a hundred thousand kalpa jade. Go and get it yourself after eating."

Chang Yu was overwhelmed with surprise when he heard the words, and hurriedly cupped his hands and said: "Thank you Boss Baibai for the reward."

The people around immediately cast envious glances at Changyu, and they were rewarded with one hundred thousand kalpas of jade after handing over a plate of dishes.

Bai Bai put the plate of Songlingbao rat meat in front of Daoist Yi, and said: "If you like this plate, I will give it to you."

Yi Taoist's face became even more ugly, he looked up at Bai Bai, his eyes were not very friendly.

Bai Bai frowned, and said: "Why do you still look like this? Do I owe you money? You don't want to eat pork knuckles, what kind of meat on this plate do you say you like, and I put it in front of you, but you still don't like it ? Are you looking down on me?"

When those Taiyi Jinxians around heard this, they immediately thought in their hearts: "You just know that he looks down on you?"

When Daoist Ant heard Bai Bai's words, he didn't dare to show his temper. After all, Bai Bai was easy to provoke, and Jade God Son was not easy to provoke.

So Daoist Yi could only pinch his nose, pull out a forced smile and said: "No, no, how can my subordinates look down on Boss Baibai? My subordinates really like this Songlingbao rat meat."

After finishing speaking, Daoist Ant reached out to take the meat plate, thanked Bai Bai, then put it in front of him and started eating.

Only then did Bai Bai nod his head, and then pat Taoist Ant on the shoulder with his greasy hand, showing him a satisfied smile.

Taoist Ant’s eyes were full of anger, but he could only keep smiling, and the Taiyi Golden Immortals around him could only laugh in his heart. The atmosphere at the dinner table was very strange, but only Bai Bai was not affected. It was fun to eat alone .

At this time, a monk from the real fairyland suddenly walked in from outside the hall, and he quickly came to Baibai to pay respects: "Headmaster Baibai. No, Boss Baibai, Mrs. Lu Niang brought Mr. Xiaochong to see you."

Bai Bai was stunned for a moment when he heard this, quickly chewed the elbow meat in his mouth and swallowed it, and then asked: "Who is here?"

"It's Mrs. Lu Niang and Mr. Xiao Chong." The real fairyland monk said again.

Bai Bai blinked his eyes, with some doubts on his face, "Who are they? Do I know them?"

"." Everyone was speechless, at this time the Taiyi Golden Immortal sitting on Bai Bai's left said: "Boss Bai Bai, Lu Niang is the wife of the Golden Tiger Great Sage, and Xiao Chong is the son of the Golden Tiger Great Sage."

"Oh!" Baibai finally remembered, and asked that Taiyi Jinxian, "What's your name?"

The Taiyi Golden Immortal was stunned for a moment, and then said with a happy face: "Back to Boss Baibai, my name is Yin Kan."

"Very good, I will also reward you with one hundred thousand kalpa jade, and you can get it yourself after eating." Bai Bai patted Yin Kan on the shoulder in approval.

Yin Kan was overjoyed, and bowed with a smile on his face: "Thank you, Boss Baibai."

Then Bai Bai said to the real fairy again: "You let them in."

Soon a beautiful woman with a beautiful appearance walked into the hall with a child, and then this beautiful woman bowed respectfully under the eyes of all the Taiyi Golden Immortals: "My concubine pays homage to all the sages. , this concubine came here to thank Headmaster Bai Bai."

The Taiyi Golden Immortals did not speak, and the beautiful woman Lu Niang was even more frightened. She quickly brought her son Xiaochong to kneel on the ground and said, "Please forgive me, I don't know. I wonder who is the teacher in vain?"

If it were yesterday, when the Golden Tiger King was still alive, Lu Niang and these Taiyi Golden Immortals would have been on an equal footing, but it is different now, once the Golden Tiger King died, her status would plummet immediately.

This is the reality, not up to you.

"I am Bai Bai, but you have to call me the boss." Sitting on a chair, Bai Bai said.

Lu Niang immediately looked at Bai Bai, and then "uh" Lu Niang froze.

At this moment, Daoist Yi finally felt that it was time for him to show his majesty, so he sat up straight, stared at Lu Niang solemnly and said, "Yes, this is Boss Baibai, the current headmaster of Zhenshenxianting."

Daoist Ant is very confident, he and Bai Bai stand together, not talking about anything else, just talking about his appearance wins, this little white mouse doesn't look like a headmaster, how do you say it?It's called 'I don't look like a gentleman'.

But Bai Bai was very happy when he heard Daoist An introduced himself, and immediately turned to Taoist An and said, "Very good, I will also reward you with a hundred thousand kalpa jade, and I will get it myself later."

Ant Taoist: "."

Lu Niang, who had reacted, immediately suppressed the surprise in her heart, and hurriedly took her son to bow to Bai Bai to thank him for the pension of 700 million kalpa jade.

Bai Bai waved his hand grandly and said, "It's not my robbery jade anyway, please don't thank me."

"???" Everyone looked at Bai Bai in shock when they heard this, and Daoist Yi stood up abruptly, haha, I finally caught it, you actually squandered the robbery jade from Town of Immortal Court for your own benefit !

Taoist Ant immediately looked at the Taiyi Golden Immortals around him, his eyes clearly said: Did you see it?How can such a person become the head teacher of my town's Immortal Court?

But Taoist Yi waited for a long time, but no one stood up to criticize Bai Bai. As a last resort, Taoist Yi could only say to himself: "Boss Baibai, what did you just say? It's not your Jieyu?"

"Yes, is it yours?" Bai Bai asked Taoist Ant curiously.

Daoist Ant was stunned, yes, is it mine?No, Daoist Yi woke up suddenly, and said: "No, this is the robbery jade from Zhenshen Xianting, and everything in Zhenshen Xianting belongs to the immortal."

"Yes, it is indeed not mine, did I say something wrong?" Bai Bai asked.

Ant Taoist looked at the white and pure eyes, and felt deeply frustrated in his heart. You are reasoning with a fool, which means you are also a fool.
Taoist Ant sat down weakly, but Bai Bai was a little puzzled, and said to Taoist Yi: "You are a bit strange, you are always startled, like a fool, don't do this in the future, at least you are a deputy. Headmaster, this is too embarrassing."

Said in vain and gave Daoist Yi a disgusted look, and the Taiyi Jinxian around couldn't help laughing.

Taoist Ant's face was extremely gloomy, and he sat there with his head bowed and said nothing.

Bai Bai asked Lu Niang and her son to get up, and then said: "You don't need to thank me, let's go to dinner."

Lu Niang showed a look of astonishment, then shook her head and smiled wryly: "Go back to the teacher in vain, my concubine's husband has just died, and I don't care about eating."

"Oh." Bai Bai said: "No one has died in life since ancient times. We still have to eat. The pork knuckle they make is very good, very delicious."

Lu Niang was completely confused by Bai Bai, she didn't know whether Bai Bai was doing it on purpose or if she was really so vicious, but she knew that she couldn't lose her temper, otherwise her mother and son would be doomed.

Seeing that Lu Niang didn't reply, Bai Bai could only ask again: "Then, have you received the robbery jade I gave you as compensation?"

Finally got back to normal, Lu Niang hurriedly replied: "Return to Master Baibai, I have already got it."

"Oh, good." Bai Bai looked left and right, and then said: "How about I arrange two seats for you here, how about eating together?"

Lu Niang was startled, she immediately figured out that this was Bai Bai's order to evict guests, so she hurriedly said: "My concubine's mother and son have seats outside, this time I came here just to thank Master Bai Bai face to face, now my wish has been fulfilled, so that's it Retire."

After finishing speaking, Lu Niang took her son to kowtow three times, and then exited the hall.

After Lu Niang left, Bai Bai looked at the stunned people on the table and said, "It's so strange, why did she just leave?"

At this time, someone at the table finally realized that this teacher in vain was not a man with a deep mind at all, but a guy who didn't understand anything at all.

To put it bluntly, it is pure quality, but to put it bluntly, it is a fool.

Daoist Ant also reacted, and he immediately fell into deep contemplation. Could it be that he did something wrong when he was the suzerain, so that the Immortal Venerable wanted to replace him with a fool, or was it a spur and warning to himself?

Thinking of this, Daoist Yi immediately regained his energy. He glanced at Bai Bai, and it seemed that he still had a chance.

After the banquet was finished, Bai Bai was satisfied, he went back to the cloud bed in Yuzhu Hall and slept for a while, after waking up, it was the next afternoon, but after waking up, Bai Bai felt a little stuffy in his stomach.

"Ah, it's blocked again." Baibai knew it was because he had eaten too much and the spiritual energy had accumulated in his body again.

You must know that the dishes on the banquet are all made of century-old or thousand-year-old monster meat, and the spiritual energy is naturally extremely rich, so the accumulation of spiritual energy this time is even worse than before.

Sitting up whimpering in vain, he began to curse the evil god of Wudang Mountain, if it wasn't for him, he would have already obtained the magic pill by now.

Just at the time of suffering in vain, Daoist Yi led a group of Taiyi Jinxians into the hall again.

"Boss Baibai, it's not good. The Heavenly Army from Wuding Prefecture has attacked. The Heavenly Army first sent thunder and burned the other half of Wuding Prefecture that we occupied, and then the heavenly soldiers marched in. Now the entire Wuding Prefecture except Zhonglu Mountain The area has already been occupied by heavenly soldiers. Only the three Great Sages, Red Fox, Zhongshan, and Huan, led the monks and monsters to guard Zhonglu Mountain." Taoist Ant said in vain.

Bai Bai said: "I ate too much yesterday, and the spiritual energy is stuck in my body. Is there anyone in Zhenshen Xianting who can refine the spirit pill?"

Taoist Ant frowned and said: "Boss Baibai, Wuding Prefecture has fallen except for Zhonglu Mountain. Only Zhonglu Mountain is still standing, but it has been surrounded by the heavenly army."

"Find me someone who can refine panacea." Bai Bai said to Taoist Ant.

Yi Dao said humanely: "Boss Baibai, Mount Zhonglu is surrounded by the heavenly army, and Wuding Prefecture is in danger!"

Bai Bai immediately scolded: "Shut up, old bastard, Wudingzhou is more important or my Spiritual Pill? Hurry up and find someone who can refine Spiritual Pill for me."

"." Dao Yi was so angry that his nose was crooked, what more need to ask?Of course, Wuding Prefecture is important. You must know that Wuding Prefecture has three robbery jade veins!
At this time, Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivator Chang Yu stood up and said, "Boss Baibai, Taoist Zhongshan can make alchemy, and he should be able to make the magic pill you mentioned."

"Ah?" Bai Bai was overjoyed, and quickly said: "Quickly, call Taoist Zhong Shan, and I will reward you with 20 kalpa jade."

But Changyu said: "It's just, Boss Baibai, Taoist Zhongshan is not in the main altar, he is in Zhonglu Mountain at the moment, if he is killed by the Heavenly Court."

"Then let him come back, hurry up, and send me an edict to let him come back to make alchemy for me." Bai Bai hurriedly wrote an edict on the spot.

But in this way, Changyu was stunned. His original intention was not so, but "Boss Baibai, we should rescue Zhonglu Mountain and take back Wuding Prefecture, so that Taoist Zhongshan can come back to make alchemy for you."

In vain scolded: "Idiot! How long will it take? Will I still eat the spiritual food during this time? Can I still have a good sleep? Just let him come back."

"Then Wuding Prefecture will fall into the hands of Heavenly Court." Another Taiyi Golden Immortal said to Chao Baibai.

Bai Bai immediately rolled over on the cloud bed, and said loudly: "I don't care, I don't care, if I don't get the magic pill within three days, I will fine each of you with 100 million robbery jade!"

Now everyone really has no choice, everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and finally look at Daoist Ant.

Taoist Ant looked at Bai Bai rolling on the cloud bed, then turned around and winked, and everyone followed Taoist Ant out.

After walking outside the hall, Taoist Ant said to the crowd: "Teacher Chunzhi, I'm afraid I'll have to wait to make a decision on the important matters in the Immortal Court."

"Do you want to bypass Headmaster Baibai and issue an edict directly?" a Taiyi Golden Immortal asked.

Taoist Ant said indifferently: "Can you still count on this teacher?"

Everyone pondered for a moment, and finally agreed with Taoist Ant's words, but still had doubts: "It's just that the head teacher didn't sign it, our edict."

Taoist Ant said with a smile: "It's simple, the head teacher has no magic power, so you only need a blindfold."

Everyone understood, and immediately led by Daoist Ant, drew up an edict, and then played a blindfold, so that the text on the edict was "recall Taoist Zhongshan to make alchemy".

Afterwards, everyone handed the edict to Bai Bai, and after taking a look at it, Bai Bai said happily, "Can he come back within three days?"

Taoist Ant said: "It should be possible."

Bai Bai immediately signed the signature happily, then issued the edict, and then lay quietly on the cloud bed and waited.

But Taoist Ant immediately arranged for three Daoist Taiyi Golden Immortals to lead an army of monsters to reinforce Wuding Prefecture after receiving the edict. As for calling Taoist Zhongshan back to make alchemy, he had long forgotten.

In Wuding Prefecture, Tianting had long thought that Zhen Shen Xian Ting might reinforce Zhonglu Mountain, so Taoist Lu Ya personally took charge of attacking Zhonglu Mountain, and lent Tang Yu the "Flying Sword of Zhanxian" and asked him to go to Wuding Prefecture to fight with Zhonglu Mountain. The junction of Pinglanzhou resisted the reinforcements.

Tangyu was surprised when she got the Immortal-Slaying Flying Knife. It turned out that this thing turned out to be an acquired treasure. No wonder it was so easy to kill the Daoist Taiyi Golden Immortal.

So Tangyu took the Immortal Slaying Flying Knife and led a group of gods and righteous gods from the Golden Fairyland to stop the reinforcements, and this time Yuan Qishuang also followed Tangyu.

After Tangyu left, Taoist Lu Ya glanced at Zhonglu Mountain where the heavenly soldiers and monsters were fighting fiercely, then returned to Lu Peng, and sacrificed his second magic weapon: the Book of Seven Arrows with Nailheads.

(End of this chapter)