Jiayou fun things

Chapter 43
When summoned by the Son of Heaven, Lu Rui thought he had nothing to do with himself.

Unexpectedly, the little eunuch who sent the order specially warned, Luo Qingzhou greeted Lu Lu with a smile on his face, and Lu Lu also mixed into the team that went to Jiuqu Garden to meet.

Passing through Sijifang, one mile north, there is a long bridge across the canal, leading directly to the imperial city.

To add, the imperial city of Dayin is divided into three parts.

To the north of the imperial city is Miyagi, which needs no introduction.

The area outside the imperial city is divided into two 'super-brand' workshops, 'Wuyin' and 'Kunpeng'.

To the west is Wuyinfang, where the 'traditional' yamen of the Wu Dynasty, such as General's Mansion, Shougongjian, Zongzheng's Mansion, Sikoutai, Tai's Mansion, Shao's Mansion, Jinwei's Mansion, and Yuwei's Mansion, are all located in Wuyinfang. .

To the east is Kunpengfang. The Prime Minister's Mansion, Censor's Terrace, Taishitai, Guozijian, Taixue, and in recent years, with the rise of cultural and educational forces, the six new yamen under the Prime Minister's Mansion are all in Kunpengfang.

Along the southern city wall of Miyagi, walk eastward along the moat of Miyagi, pass through Wuyinfang and Kunpengfang, pass through the solemn and strict government yamen, at the easternmost of Kunpengfang, turn north along the bank of the canal , and walked along the palace wall for a while, and then came to the stone bridge that Bai Changkong and others passed by during the day.

Crossing the canal along the stone bridge is Jiuqu Garden.

Lu Ru followed Luo Qingzhou and rode a fast horse all the way. It took more than half an hour to go from Sijifang to the entrance of Jiuquyuan.

They were riding special horses that were borrowed from the Imperial Army, mixed with the blood of exotic animals.

If it is replaced by an ordinary war horse, or a folk horse riding, if you want to rush from Sijifang across the imperial city to Jiuqufang, it will take half a day.

Hao Jingcheng, too big!

The square market in Haojing City is too big!

It is worth mentioning that Leshan left the team when he passed by the south gate of Miyagi.

He sent one of his deputy to follow the team, while he himself called the palace gate open and went straight into the palace.

After Leshan left, Luo Qingzhou snorted lightly: "Well, the news of the general is not too slow. This is to report to the Queen Mother as soon as possible."

When the group arrived at Jiuqu Garden, the fish belly white was already exposed to the east.

After dismounting from the archway at the main entrance of Jiuqu Garden, Lu Yan followed the group around the extremely beautiful Jiuqu Garden for a long time. When they came to the gate of a large hall by the lake, the sky was already bright.

A group of little eunuchs have been waiting here.

When Lu Yan and the others arrived, the little eunuchs hurriedly led them into the side hall, urging a group of people to bathe and change their clothes. They were refreshed and sprinkled with some fragrance powder and fragrance. After spending half an hour , and then led a group of people into the hall next to them.

The moment he stepped into the hall, Lu Yan's heart beat violently a few times.

Here is the emperor's residence.

Being able to step into this place is clearly a bit closer to his goal.

"Oh, they're all here? It's hard work, hard work, last night, you were all meritorious servants." Laughter suddenly sounded in the quiet hall.

Lu Yan raised his head and saw next to the innermost throne of the main hall, eight feet tall and eight feet in waist circumference, the fish Changle, who was born with round pearls and jade, white and tender, was smiling at him with a 'hehe'.

Lu Yan kept his demeanor straight, his eyes narrowed, and he lowered his head slightly with respect, but only looked around secretly from the corner of his eyes.

Then, Lu Yan was attracted by the emperor who was sitting on the throne of Kowloon.

Emperor Yinyuan, needless to say about his appearance and appearance, the emperor's appearance and temperament are all the best in the world.

It's just that the emperor at this moment is a bit embarrassing for the royal blood.

Wearing a purple and black Kunhuapeng robe, with long hair scattered, Yin Yuan with two very obvious black eye bags sat crookedly on the throne, on the white face, the left face was full of strange blush, and he was very excited. looks like.

And his right cheek...

His Majesty the Emperor of the Wu Dynasty, the right side of his face was covered with bruises, and there were three clearly visible blood marks, which were drawn directly from under his ear to the corner of his mouth.

A thin layer of white ointment was applied to his face, and from far away, Lu Hao could smell an extremely cool and fragrant medicinal smell that penetrated directly to the inner organs, making the internal organs extremely enjoyable. .

It could be seen that what Yin Yuan had smeared on his face should be the top secret wound medicine of the inner court.

His right face was injured, and looking at the marks, it should have been a slap in the face.

However, the emperor of the dignified and dignified Wu Dynasty, the supreme ruler of the trillions of people, who would dare to slap him in the face?
Not only Lu Yan, but also Luo Qingzhou, a general head of Si Koutai, and Fang Ling Shuiying of Fengtiaofang, a group of people were all stunned on the spot.

The Son of Heaven was beaten!
who did it?

Luo Qingzhou and Si Koutai's arresting heads did not dare to say a word, they bowed their heads obediently, not daring to look too much or look around.

Shui Ying stepped forward abruptly, frowned and looked at the emperor and scolded: "Your Majesty is the master of the billions of people in Dayin, and the safety of Dayin is involved in the society and the country. Dare to ask why the emperor has become like this?"

As a disciple of culture and education, Shui Ying has the affiliation of the imperial inner court yamen like Luo Qingzhou, as well as the confidence and courage that the 'eagle dogs' like Si Koutai can never have. .

Yin Yuan's eyes flickered, and he turned to look at a three-legged auspicious cloud cauldron next to the throne.

Yu Changle coughed, pointed at Shui Yingman and said, "Shui Ying, who gave you the courage to make you shout here?"

Shui Ying raised her head, stared fiercely at Yu Changle and shouted: "Yu Changle, you are the head of the prisons in the inner court. If the emperor is ill, you are the culprit. It is not good to protect the emperor. You deserve to die."

Yu Changle's round face suddenly wrinkled.

Looking at the face of the emperor with a little distress.

If this matter becomes a big one, it will be known by the court officials and officials of the outer court, and the emperor will be slapped in the face, which will definitely lead to the criticism of countless humanities and education officials, and his Yu Changle will become notorious again!
Seeing that Shuiying set the fire on Yu Changle's body, Yinyuan coughed heavily.

"Okay, okay, nothing major, I was happy yesterday, I was happy, on a whim, I found a steel-backed bear to wrestle, hey, I didn't expect that I've traveled too many times with Concubine Qi recently, and my back is sore. My legs were weak, and I was accidentally slapped by the bear's paw."

As he spoke, Yin Yuan's interest became high.

He smiled proudly and said: "But, I'm not a vegetarian either, the steel-backed bear just slapped me, I grabbed its key point with a slap, ripped its strength, and slapped it. It fell to the ground and broke its neck."

'Ha ha' laughed a few times, and Yin Yuan clapped his hands proudly: "The four eldest, plump bear paws, have been stewed since yesterday afternoon, and at the luncheon later, several Qing family members will accompany me to drink well. Eat, eat."

"Tsk tsk, the old paw of an 80-year-old steel-backed bear is called a plump and plump one, tsk tsk, it's so wonderful!"

Shuiying was stunned.

Lu Yan and the others were also stunned.

Because he was happy, the emperor found a steel-backed bear to wrestle?

Although he suffered a bear's paw, the emperor won the wrestling and chopped the bear's paw for lunch today?

Lu Yan faintly felt that something was wrong.

Listening to the Son of Heaven, what is meant by 'one slap grabbed the key'?
On this bear, the key to being caught with a slap...

Tsk tsk, I was terrified to think about it.

What did the Son of Heaven do to the bear?
Shui Ying's face gradually turned red, he trembled all over, and suddenly shouted: "Your Majesty, you are so shape, it's just..."

Yin Yuan waved his hand lightly: "Hun-jun, don't tell me, I know it myself..."

Shuiying's red face quickly turned purple, and he almost vomited blood when he was blocked by Yinyuan's words.

'Ha ha' laughed twice, Yin Yuan tilted his head and squinted at Shui Ying: "I understand, I shouldn't do this kind of thing, as the emperor, fighting a bear is a bit... It's really a bit unreasonable. "

"However, be happy, be happy, and be arrogant occasionally, right?" Yin Yuan smiled brightly.

"Why is the Son of Heaven so happy!" Shui Ying asked this crucial question with a gloomy face.

"Bai Changkong vomited blood from anger yesterday." Yin Yuan opened his mouth and came, and Yu Changle on the side had already stretched out his hand, trying to cover his mouth, but abruptly failed to stop him.

Yu Changle stretched out his hand, opened and closed his five fingers a few times, he smiled dryly, and retracted his fat palm.

Shui Ying looked at Yin Yuan with an incredible expression.

His expression was clearly saying - 'I know you are a fool, but I didn't expect you to be such a bastard'!
Yinyuan touched his nose embarrassingly, and smiled at Shui Yinggan: "Okay, okay, just joking, I said that I stole the little palace maid's buttocks yesterday, and was discovered by Concubine Qi, she gave me jealousy A slap, do you believe it or not?"

"You must not believe it, then, I'm too lazy to explain."

"Well, Shui Ying, this matter is over."

"Look, there was a fire in the Siji Fang, and so many people died. As the official of the Feng Tiao Fang, you are not a good official. You are not a qualified Feng Tiao Fang Ling, then, what do you have? Qualification, to accuse me of not being a qualified emperor?"

Yin Yuan put his hands on his belly and asked Shuiying very confidently.

Lu Lu's eyes were bright, and he stared at Yinyuan with wide eyes, and he almost applauded—this is a really good question!
Yin Yuan and Yu Changle were condescending, and their eyes swept across the faces of the courtiers who had been recruited.

The two of them saw the amazement and admiration on Lu Yan's face at the same time, and couldn't help but smile at the same time.

Shui Ying's body swayed, he looked at Yin Yuan with a delicate face, and fell to his knees with a 'gu dong': "Chen, frightened...Chen, guilty...Chen..."

Yin Yuan hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't play the trick of begging for bones, I don't recognize it... If you want to beg for bones, it's me who has the headache in the end. Your teachers, in the same year, have to beat the gong at the entrance of Jiuqu Garden again. Playing drums and hitting the arch with your head, why bother?"

"As a courtier, you get a salary from me every month. If you are soft-spoken, don't be too hard on me, the emperor."

"Hurry up and talk about the serious business. What happened last night? Those little kings in Sijifang - bastards, are they all dead?"

(End of this chapter)