Jiayou fun things

Chapter 48 Be a Good Person
Laiguo Gongfu, the closest courtyard to the ethnology.

North main house.

With a white scarf on his head and dog skin plaster stuck to his temples, Lu Jun, with a sick face, was wearing underwear, and shiveringly held a ruler that he usually used in the clan, his face was twisted, but he tried his best to keep his voice low.

"Beast, kneel down!"

A handsome young man who was born a little over seven feet tall, with thin skin and tender flesh, raised his head indifferently, and stood in front of Lu Jun loosely. , a mass of cold air 'hum' from his nostrils.

"Evil son, kneel down!"

Lu Jun raised the ruler in his hand and gestured to hit the young man.

The young man rolled his eyes, slammed his head forward, and shouted dryly: "Okay, beat it, beat me to death and pull me down, anyway, this life is boring and I don't want to live anymore! "

Standing beside Lu Jun, a woman who looked to be in her early thirties and had a bit of charm rushed forward and snatched the ring ruler from Lu Jun's weak hands and feet.

"Oh, sir, what are you doing? Lin'er is our only son. He studies hard and is very weak. If you break him..."

"He's our own son, and he's not the group of foreigners who came to take advantage of the family's cheap settlement... Those sons, if they're broken, they'll be broken. My son, can you fight?"

Lu Jun was powerless and could only watch his wife snatching the ruler away.

His only precious son, Lu Lin, who is about the same age as Lu Yu, snorted again, and put her head in front of Lu Jun again: "Mother, don't persuade, don't persuade, just kill me."

"Isn't it just a few little golden barleys? What is it?"

"I have eaten those brothers so many times, what's wrong with inviting them back again?"

"This little golden barley..." Lu Jun was so angry that he was so angry that he was taken out by his son to invite people to spend the day and drink. under the soup medicine fee.

This amount of money is not much, and Lu Jun has to bear the notoriety of 'unknown and misunderstood children'.

Lu Jun also thought about using the money to buy two old ginseng to nourish his body.

It was almost the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and after the Lantern Festival, the clan school was about to start. As a clan scholar, he couldn't go to see people with such a sick face, right?
Fortunately, one careless, this prodigal son of his own family, this damned beast, actually touched those little golden barleys cleanly.

If it was just eating and drinking, Lu Jun would not be so angry.

But Lu Lin not only invited a few good playboys from the clan to eat and drink, but they also went to Hualou for half the night.

When Lu Lin came home this morning, the rouge print on her face and the fragrance of gouache all over her body...

Lu Jun is angry!

Over the years, he lost his job and only relied on a piece of clan to support his family.

He was reluctant to spend his own money to go out and spend the day, and this evil beast of his own actually did something that even Lu Jun was reluctant to do!

"Lovely mothers are more spoiled, you, you, you will continue to spoil, continue to spoil..." Lu Jun was so angry that he was panting out of breath, and a large piece of cold sweat seeped out on his forehead.

"I don't like it, what should I do?" Lu Jun's wife screamed dryly: "Who made Liner's life miserable, and a useless waste father? Look at Liner's appearance, how is it? With an ordinary character, he should be the son of an official family who wears gold and silver, and wears brocade and jade food!"

"But his useless father, the official who has already obtained it, has been lost forcibly!"

"Look at the brothers of the same age as him in the clan, what are they wearing? What are they eating? What are they using? Which one of them is not surrounded by seven or eight big maids, and a dozen servants follow and surround them, serving them carefully at any time. on?"

"Have pity on my Lin'er, with such good looks and good knowledge, he is no worse than the young masters in the long room, just because he is a useless father... How much has he eaten over the years? Pain?"

Women spat, men retreat.

Lu Jun's wife Sapo, Lu Jun was seriously ill again, he only felt a 'humming' in his ears, his legs were weak, he stumbled backwards and kept going backwards, and finally fell weakly on the bed, weakly 'hum' Hum' called out.

Lu Lin glanced at her sick father, pouted her lips, and shouted at her mother: "Come on, I don't want to stay here anymore. Brother Wang in the long room will be serving wine tonight. Yes, if there is a lack of knowledgeable guests, I will go and help him, and at night, there is no need to leave the door for me."

With a flick of her sleeves, Lu Lin turned around and left.

Lu Jun's face was twisted with anger, and he pointed at Lu Lin tremblingly, but he couldn't say a word.

At this moment, he is just looking forward to the promise that Bai Lang gave him can be quickly fulfilled. Once he resumes his post in half a year, he must let this little bastard know how great it is!
Lu Lin turned around, walked to the door, and was about to stretch out her hand to pull the door.

With a sound of 'bang bang', Lu Yan pushed open the door with a palm, and a cold wind blew into the house. Lu Lin was shocked by the wind, and felt a sudden darkness in front of him. He raised his head suddenly, and suddenly saw Lu Hao, who was much taller and bigger than himself, screamed out of fear, and staggered back several steps.

"What...yeah? Brother Che?"

Lu Lin blinked and saw Lu Yan's appearance clearly. He couldn't help laughing: "Rare guest, rare guest, how did you come back...Yeah? Where did you get this fancy dress?"

"Weird, weird, I've also seen the ministers of civil and military affairs who came to visit the Duke of Lai's mansion. The patch on their chest is either a bird or a beast. Why do you have a big gecko tattooed on your chest? Which official robe is this? what?"

In the winter, in the afternoon, the house is a little dark.

Lu Jun was also reluctant to light the lamp oil. When he taught his son, he did not light the lamp.

Lu Ru walked in with big strides. Lu Jun widened his eyes and stared at Lu Ru for a long time. Only then did he see clearly what the so-called 'big gecko' in Lu Lin's mouth looked like.

It's okay not to look at it, this time, Lu Jundeng shivered all over, the hairs all over his body stood up one by one, and a drop of cold sweat seeped out under each hair.

At this moment, Lu Jun almost fainted from fright.

Very instinctively, Lu Jun remembered that when he was in office, he ran out of money and rations. The eunuch guarding the palace came with an imperial decree and came to arrest him. He rudely stripped off his official robe, tied him and threw him on the ground. , Sven sweeping, dignified scene.

"You, you, you..." Lu Jun pointed at Lu Lu tremblingly, unable to utter a complete sentence.

Lu Lin stared blankly at Lu Yan.

Seeing her own father showing such a terrifying expression, Lu Lin decisively noticed something was wrong.

He secretly, moving step by step, wanted to slip out of the door beside Lu Ru.

Today's Lu Yan makes Lu Lin feel extremely unfamiliar.

Before, in ethnic studies, although Lu Chu was the most sturdy and majestic, Lu Chu showed an excellent temperament. No matter how the classmates and clansmen of ethnic studies were ridiculed and ridiculed, Lu Chu was only warm, even speaking loudly. Never had.

But today...

There was a refreshing chill on Lu Yan's body.

Lu Lin felt that there was a steel knife around her neck.

He resisted the fear in his heart, squeezed his legs tightly, and rubbed towards the door little by little.

'Haha' with a sneer, the two blue-robed little eunuchs put their hands in their sleeves and blocked the door one by one, blocking Lu Lin's thoughts of slipping away.

"Brother Lin, don't be afraid. I'm looking for your father. It's just a small matter. I'll leave when I'm done."

Lu Lin leaned against the wall tightly, not daring to say a word.

Lu Jun looked at Lu Lu shiveringly, he was dry, he managed to get up his courage, and asked in a hiss, "You, you, what do you want to say? We, we, what do we have to say?"

Lu Yan walked into the room and looked around for a while.

In Lu Jun's room, there is a bookcase under the window with the Four Treasures of the Study on it.There was a heated kang in the house, so it was very warm. There was water in the inkstone, but it was not frozen.

Lu Lu walked to the desk, picked up the ink stick, and slowly rubbed the ink on the inkstone.

While grinding the ink, Lu Yan said calmly: "Don't be afraid of learning, it's not a big deal. It's just that some old grievances over the years, let's make it clear."

Lu Jun glanced at the two little eunuchs at the door in horror.

He hissed: "We, what old grudges can we have?"

Lu Yan sharpened the ink, grabbed a wolf cent, and wiped it on the inkstone: "Why are there no old grudges? For four years in a row, Xuezheng gave me a good topic."

"In the 15th year of Jiayou, the final exam of ethnology, the topic you gave me was 'Men Ji Chen, how can there be a way to call'? He He Ji Chen, hehe, hehe, are you afraid that I will die too slowly?"

"In the 16th year of Jiayou, the title you gave me was 'The rules of heaven and earth remain unchanged, but the laws can be called differently'? How many important figures were involved in the reform of culture, education, law and sect? I'm a brat, do I dare to touch it?"

"Jiayou's 17 years, it's even more insidious, 'there is no second sun', this topic really wants me to die without a burial place."

"On the contrary, in Jiayou's 18th year, the topic is a little better. "The advantages and disadvantages of ancient rites and present rites", although it is also a tiankeng, but at most it will make me notorious, but I will not die. But learning to be upright is still with ulterior motives." , wholeheartedly ruining my reputation."

Lu Jun didn't say a word, he was trembling all over, watching Lu Ru holding a writing brush and writing quickly on the desk.

His eyes got bigger and bigger, and gradually, blood seeped out from the corner of his mouth.

From his position, he happened to be able to see that the handwriting Lu Yan wrote on the paper was so familiar—if he hadn't seen Lu Yan splashing ink with his own eyes, Lu Jun would have almost thought that this word was written by himself. .

The strokes, strokes, strokes, and even the sparse structure between the words are exactly the same as Lu Jun's own handwriting, and there is absolutely no difference.

Such a method is simply sensational and terrifying to think about.

And the words that Lu Ru was writing made Lu Jun's five internal organs burn, and he almost fainted from fright.

'The old witch of the empress dowager, under the pretense of being under the curtain of government, plots to usurp the throne, and raises [-] faces and heads, and defiles the palace'!
'On the ninth day of the first lunar month in the 19th year of Jiayou, Lu Jun, the ethnologist of Jingyang Lu's and Lai Guogong's family studies, wrote a letter of righteous anger'!
After Lu Yan finished writing these words, he casually put the Langhao Pen on the pen holder.

With his hands behind his back, he didn't look at Lu Jun, who was already twitching with fright, and said leisurely: "I don't want this post to be posted all over the capital. You go to the Anlefang Lingyamen and surrender yourself."

"The year before last, there were several widows in Anlefang who were kicked at the door in the middle of the night. You did this case. Remember, remember, you must confess and be lenient, and then change your mind and be a good person!"

(End of this chapter)