I'm going to have a fight with Superman
Chapter 526 Proud Earthlings
Chapter 526 Proud Earthlings
Two days later, Harley and the little blue men reached a settlement.
The two sides did not invite many guests with great fanfare, so Stranger was the guarantor, and he went back and forth twice to pass the information on. Ganser and Halle met at the border of the solar system, and the two agreed on the terms of the peace talks face to face.
In fact, there is nothing to be sure about. They faced each other indifferently, nodded, and it was over.
Credibility
Harley has little persistence in other virtues, only integrity, which she has always valued more.
Because of the good reputation of integrity, it is easier to deceive people.
Harley's credibility is probably fine, and she will abide by her agreement not to take action against the Green Lantern Corps-no benefit.
The reputation of the little blue people is probably fine, it's not that Harley trusts their reputation.
She is confident in her level nine green light energy defense expertise.
As long as the little blue man can't find a way to break it, he won't take the risk of breaking his oath and sneak attacking her.
She was confident they would never find a way to crack it.
Therefore, the peace talks and agreements went smoothly.
Of course, the two sides did not deliberately conceal the idea of a settlement.
In fact, on the second day after Harley and Ganther met, Louise Lane from Earth's "Planet Daily" and Saruman from Zanshi's "Galaxy Monthly" found the Quinn Manor at the same time, and wanted to conduct an investigation on her. interview.
The front yard of Quinn Manor under the mountain.
"Why haven't you returned to your hometown? Zan Shixing, right?" Louise asked curiously.
The old man with golden glasses nodded, "I have obtained permission from the US government to open an office of "Galaxy Monthly" in Washington DC. I will be stationed on Earth for at least the next ten years."
Louise frowned and said, "You only got permission from the American government?"
The old man smiled wryly and said: "I understand what you mean, but the earth is obviously a planet, but there are nearly two hundred countries, and the League of Nations has no organization to deal with extraterrestrial affairs, so I can only find the country with the most right to speak.
Anyway, your country is so tyrannical that you often use national law to override international law.
Even if diplomatic disputes arise in the future, it will be your U.S. government and the League of Nations who will file a lawsuit. It is likely that you will not lose. Don’t be afraid of losing. The U.S. government will not take it seriously. "
It was full of slots, and Louise was very embarrassed.
She quickly changed the subject: "Mr. Saruman, why did you think of opening an office in the United States? The other reporters have already left."
"Well, it may have something to do with the purpose of my newspaper. "Galaxy Monthly" is a bit like Puppy News. It is a serious news newspaper that focuses on reporting on superheroes and criminals.
And your earth has many superpowers who can attract audiences.
I won't mention Harley Quinn, she is so popular in half the universe.
Superman also has the title of "The Last Son of Krypton". Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lantern, etc. are all quite attractive. Coupled with the continuous crisis, the news related to the earth can attract many readers steadily. . "
"Uh, the puppy news is" Louise started to feel embarrassed again, do you want to remind the other party of the little mistake he made?
After thinking about it, she decided to tell the truth, "Puppy News is a gossip newspaper, not serious, and has a relatively low evaluation in the press."
"Oh, the development of our two civilizations is different, and the positioning of serious news is different.
But judging from realistic standards, puppy news is indeed serious news on Zanshixing. said Saruman.
Louise's expression twisted slightly, "Even the puppy news is serious, what about the non-serious ones?"
Saruman said: "Puppy news articles always have plain and straightforward texts, which need to be read and understood with the brain.
The fast food news that we like to praise, there is no text, it is all short videos, the anchors are either handsome men and beautiful women to attract attention, or the words are amazing to attract ears.
The content of the video is short and concise, only grabbing hot and cool points, and if necessary, it can be deceived, edited, and biased-to deceive with false content, fabricate imaginary content that has not been verified, and extreme views to engage in various confrontations and gain attention.
Readers don't need to use their brains at all during the reading process. It is very refreshing and exciting when reading. "
"Wow, that sounds scary." Louise said in horror.
"It's okay, entertainment is the most important thing, traffic is the king, and your earth has already shown signs of this." Saruman said.
Louise's eyes flickered slightly, and she asked, "Mr. Saruman, I have benefited a lot from talking with you today.
I was thinking, can you take some time and let me do an exclusive interview with you? "
"I'm a reporter, so I'm not suitable for an exclusive interview." Saruman smiled and shook his head, "If you want to know the news about alien civilizations, I can give you a set of "Galaxy Monthly" [-]-year summary."
Louise was overjoyed at first, "I really need the [-]-year summary of Galaxy Monthly, thank you!"
Then she solemnly said: "There are some problems, the effect will be better if you tell them yourself."
"What question?" Saruman asked.
"For example, it will be more convincing if you tell the fame and status of celebrities on earth in the universe yourself on TV." Louise said expectantly.
Saruman sighed: "You have asked this question many times at the post-war press conference on the day Apocalypse invaded, right?
Several of our extraterrestrial reporters have the same answer - the most famous person on Earth is Harley Quinn.
Not to mention the earth, the entire galaxy, the entire universe, she can also compete for the first place in the "Most Influential of the Year" list.
She was the first person to come down from the wall of origin, she fought against Darkseid, she single-handedly overthrew Oua Star, and counting her influence in the magic world, she is a 'cosmic myth'. "
Inexplicably, Louise felt an indescribable sense of pride and satisfaction in her heart.
In fact, as the old reporter said, similar questions have been asked hundreds of times by earth reporters around alien reporters.
It's all the same answer.
But every time I listen to it, I feel extremely refreshed, and even the self-confidence of the human race has been greatly improved.
Louise knew that almost all people on Earth liked to hear aliens praise people on Earth—even if that person on Earth was Harley Quinn, whom she didn't like very much.
"Compared to other superheroes in the universe, where does Harley Quinn rank? Is there a chance to enter the 'Hall of Fame'? Or, to be included in the textbook of alien civilization?" Louise asked again expectantly.
"Well, it's hard to say." Saruman questioned.
Louise's heart skipped a beat, "Could it be that she's not even on the list?"
Saruman shook his head, "She is already a cosmic myth, how could she not be ranked? It's just that Harley Quinn is not a hero."
"Could it be a space criminal?" The expression on Louise's face was a bit reluctant, "But she has saved the earth several times."
Saruman continued to shake his head, "She is not a pure cosmic criminal either."
"Then what is she?" Louise wondered.
"Probably considered a 'racial hero', within the race, she may not necessarily be of high moral character." Saruman looked around, lowered his voice and said: "I heard that she is vicious and controls both black and white, and often uses black magic The obedient people are dragged into hell, and the enemies who dare to offend her are thrown into the toilet?"
"Even you know?" Louise was embarrassed.
——It's over, shame on an alien planet.
Saruman rolled up his sleeves, and there was a silver watch on his wrist.
It is exactly the same as the Stranger took out earlier.
Louise was shocked, "Bat watch? Why do you have this thing?"
"Bateman sent it to me. He learned that I would stay on Earth and write news for Earth heroes, so he asked me to use a wrist watch to know the most real heroes, and said, 'Heroes act openly, and there is nothing wrong with them'.
However, my watch seems to have cut some content and can only view public information. "
"Oh!" Louise sighed, complaining in her heart: Why is Baiteman so unreliable in doing things?
At the same time, in the Batcave, Ah Fu stared at the video for a while, and said into the microphone: "Master, the reporter from the alien ghost went to the Quinn Manor, and triggered sensitive words that need harmony several times during the conversation. Don't listen to the tapes of his conversation?"
"Who is he talking to?"
"And Louise Lane."
"Then don't need it. Reporter Ryan is highly vigilant and trustworthy. He will definitely not betray the information and interests of the earth."
".In the universe, Harley Quinn kills and seizes treasures, and there are also major moral issues, but for the human race on earth, she is a hero. This kind of person should be regarded as a relatively narrow human hero. A righteous superhero makes a difference," said Saruman.
"Oh, this division makes sense." Louise nodded, and asked again: "What about her cosmic fame?"
"In terms of fame alone, it is very high. Almost every civilization capable of interstellar travel has included her in the list of first-echelon defense figures in the national defense archives."
"Prevention?" Although Louise frowned slightly, she was still a little excited in her heart—to be guarded by all advanced civilizations, she must be considered a famous big shot!
Saruman glanced at her, and simply picked what the earth people like to hear the most, "If she visits any civilization, or the earth government uses her name to conduct diplomacy with extraterrestrial advanced civilizations, she will receive the highest level of reception. "
"Wow, is that so?" Louise smiled happily.
At the same time, she also decided in her heart that she would write a news article about "Member Quinn's Status in the Universe" when she turned around, introducing Harley Quinn's influence in the universe with 'objective facts' first, and sublimating the ideological content at the end of the article—abandoning Ashamed of himself, he faces the earthlings of the alien advanced civilization with his head held high.
Well, it can enhance the 'civilized self-confidence' of all the people on the earth.
Recently, aliens appear frequently, they can easily travel across the stars, and the level of civilization is so high, when people on earth face or talk about them, they always have a little inferiority complex, thinking that the civilization of the earth is inferior to others.
Now you don't have to feel ashamed.
Even the most powerful advanced civilization will be in awe of us because of Harley Quinn.
Seeing his colleagues on the earth beaming with joy and even their eyebrows smiling, Saruman felt a touch of contempt in his heart, but he still complimented him: "Harley Quinn is the nuclear weapon of the earth civilization in the universe. As long as she sits on the earth, your earth will Man's position in the universe is equivalent to a 'nuclear power'."
"Really so exaggerated?" This time Louise's eyebrows stopped smiling, but her expression became extremely serious.
Saruman was puzzled by her abnormal reaction, but still nodded and said: "Nuclear deterrence is just a metaphor, referring to the power to destroy civilization.
Harley Quinn mastered the Yellow Lantern Beast, and had an idea to kill most of the demons on the earth with the power of fear.
If she completely let go of her hands and feet, even if she didn't attack, but only spread the power of fear, the earth would be finished.
This ability to destroy most interstellar civilizations is naturally not inferior to the 'cosmic nuclear bomb'. "
(End of this chapter)
Two days later, Harley and the little blue men reached a settlement.
The two sides did not invite many guests with great fanfare, so Stranger was the guarantor, and he went back and forth twice to pass the information on. Ganser and Halle met at the border of the solar system, and the two agreed on the terms of the peace talks face to face.
In fact, there is nothing to be sure about. They faced each other indifferently, nodded, and it was over.
Credibility
Harley has little persistence in other virtues, only integrity, which she has always valued more.
Because of the good reputation of integrity, it is easier to deceive people.
Harley's credibility is probably fine, and she will abide by her agreement not to take action against the Green Lantern Corps-no benefit.
The reputation of the little blue people is probably fine, it's not that Harley trusts their reputation.
She is confident in her level nine green light energy defense expertise.
As long as the little blue man can't find a way to break it, he won't take the risk of breaking his oath and sneak attacking her.
She was confident they would never find a way to crack it.
Therefore, the peace talks and agreements went smoothly.
Of course, the two sides did not deliberately conceal the idea of a settlement.
In fact, on the second day after Harley and Ganther met, Louise Lane from Earth's "Planet Daily" and Saruman from Zanshi's "Galaxy Monthly" found the Quinn Manor at the same time, and wanted to conduct an investigation on her. interview.
The front yard of Quinn Manor under the mountain.
"Why haven't you returned to your hometown? Zan Shixing, right?" Louise asked curiously.
The old man with golden glasses nodded, "I have obtained permission from the US government to open an office of "Galaxy Monthly" in Washington DC. I will be stationed on Earth for at least the next ten years."
Louise frowned and said, "You only got permission from the American government?"
The old man smiled wryly and said: "I understand what you mean, but the earth is obviously a planet, but there are nearly two hundred countries, and the League of Nations has no organization to deal with extraterrestrial affairs, so I can only find the country with the most right to speak.
Anyway, your country is so tyrannical that you often use national law to override international law.
Even if diplomatic disputes arise in the future, it will be your U.S. government and the League of Nations who will file a lawsuit. It is likely that you will not lose. Don’t be afraid of losing. The U.S. government will not take it seriously. "
It was full of slots, and Louise was very embarrassed.
She quickly changed the subject: "Mr. Saruman, why did you think of opening an office in the United States? The other reporters have already left."
"Well, it may have something to do with the purpose of my newspaper. "Galaxy Monthly" is a bit like Puppy News. It is a serious news newspaper that focuses on reporting on superheroes and criminals.
And your earth has many superpowers who can attract audiences.
I won't mention Harley Quinn, she is so popular in half the universe.
Superman also has the title of "The Last Son of Krypton". Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lantern, etc. are all quite attractive. Coupled with the continuous crisis, the news related to the earth can attract many readers steadily. . "
"Uh, the puppy news is" Louise started to feel embarrassed again, do you want to remind the other party of the little mistake he made?
After thinking about it, she decided to tell the truth, "Puppy News is a gossip newspaper, not serious, and has a relatively low evaluation in the press."
"Oh, the development of our two civilizations is different, and the positioning of serious news is different.
But judging from realistic standards, puppy news is indeed serious news on Zanshixing. said Saruman.
Louise's expression twisted slightly, "Even the puppy news is serious, what about the non-serious ones?"
Saruman said: "Puppy news articles always have plain and straightforward texts, which need to be read and understood with the brain.
The fast food news that we like to praise, there is no text, it is all short videos, the anchors are either handsome men and beautiful women to attract attention, or the words are amazing to attract ears.
The content of the video is short and concise, only grabbing hot and cool points, and if necessary, it can be deceived, edited, and biased-to deceive with false content, fabricate imaginary content that has not been verified, and extreme views to engage in various confrontations and gain attention.
Readers don't need to use their brains at all during the reading process. It is very refreshing and exciting when reading. "
"Wow, that sounds scary." Louise said in horror.
"It's okay, entertainment is the most important thing, traffic is the king, and your earth has already shown signs of this." Saruman said.
Louise's eyes flickered slightly, and she asked, "Mr. Saruman, I have benefited a lot from talking with you today.
I was thinking, can you take some time and let me do an exclusive interview with you? "
"I'm a reporter, so I'm not suitable for an exclusive interview." Saruman smiled and shook his head, "If you want to know the news about alien civilizations, I can give you a set of "Galaxy Monthly" [-]-year summary."
Louise was overjoyed at first, "I really need the [-]-year summary of Galaxy Monthly, thank you!"
Then she solemnly said: "There are some problems, the effect will be better if you tell them yourself."
"What question?" Saruman asked.
"For example, it will be more convincing if you tell the fame and status of celebrities on earth in the universe yourself on TV." Louise said expectantly.
Saruman sighed: "You have asked this question many times at the post-war press conference on the day Apocalypse invaded, right?
Several of our extraterrestrial reporters have the same answer - the most famous person on Earth is Harley Quinn.
Not to mention the earth, the entire galaxy, the entire universe, she can also compete for the first place in the "Most Influential of the Year" list.
She was the first person to come down from the wall of origin, she fought against Darkseid, she single-handedly overthrew Oua Star, and counting her influence in the magic world, she is a 'cosmic myth'. "
Inexplicably, Louise felt an indescribable sense of pride and satisfaction in her heart.
In fact, as the old reporter said, similar questions have been asked hundreds of times by earth reporters around alien reporters.
It's all the same answer.
But every time I listen to it, I feel extremely refreshed, and even the self-confidence of the human race has been greatly improved.
Louise knew that almost all people on Earth liked to hear aliens praise people on Earth—even if that person on Earth was Harley Quinn, whom she didn't like very much.
"Compared to other superheroes in the universe, where does Harley Quinn rank? Is there a chance to enter the 'Hall of Fame'? Or, to be included in the textbook of alien civilization?" Louise asked again expectantly.
"Well, it's hard to say." Saruman questioned.
Louise's heart skipped a beat, "Could it be that she's not even on the list?"
Saruman shook his head, "She is already a cosmic myth, how could she not be ranked? It's just that Harley Quinn is not a hero."
"Could it be a space criminal?" The expression on Louise's face was a bit reluctant, "But she has saved the earth several times."
Saruman continued to shake his head, "She is not a pure cosmic criminal either."
"Then what is she?" Louise wondered.
"Probably considered a 'racial hero', within the race, she may not necessarily be of high moral character." Saruman looked around, lowered his voice and said: "I heard that she is vicious and controls both black and white, and often uses black magic The obedient people are dragged into hell, and the enemies who dare to offend her are thrown into the toilet?"
"Even you know?" Louise was embarrassed.
——It's over, shame on an alien planet.
Saruman rolled up his sleeves, and there was a silver watch on his wrist.
It is exactly the same as the Stranger took out earlier.
Louise was shocked, "Bat watch? Why do you have this thing?"
"Bateman sent it to me. He learned that I would stay on Earth and write news for Earth heroes, so he asked me to use a wrist watch to know the most real heroes, and said, 'Heroes act openly, and there is nothing wrong with them'.
However, my watch seems to have cut some content and can only view public information. "
"Oh!" Louise sighed, complaining in her heart: Why is Baiteman so unreliable in doing things?
At the same time, in the Batcave, Ah Fu stared at the video for a while, and said into the microphone: "Master, the reporter from the alien ghost went to the Quinn Manor, and triggered sensitive words that need harmony several times during the conversation. Don't listen to the tapes of his conversation?"
"Who is he talking to?"
"And Louise Lane."
"Then don't need it. Reporter Ryan is highly vigilant and trustworthy. He will definitely not betray the information and interests of the earth."
".In the universe, Harley Quinn kills and seizes treasures, and there are also major moral issues, but for the human race on earth, she is a hero. This kind of person should be regarded as a relatively narrow human hero. A righteous superhero makes a difference," said Saruman.
"Oh, this division makes sense." Louise nodded, and asked again: "What about her cosmic fame?"
"In terms of fame alone, it is very high. Almost every civilization capable of interstellar travel has included her in the list of first-echelon defense figures in the national defense archives."
"Prevention?" Although Louise frowned slightly, she was still a little excited in her heart—to be guarded by all advanced civilizations, she must be considered a famous big shot!
Saruman glanced at her, and simply picked what the earth people like to hear the most, "If she visits any civilization, or the earth government uses her name to conduct diplomacy with extraterrestrial advanced civilizations, she will receive the highest level of reception. "
"Wow, is that so?" Louise smiled happily.
At the same time, she also decided in her heart that she would write a news article about "Member Quinn's Status in the Universe" when she turned around, introducing Harley Quinn's influence in the universe with 'objective facts' first, and sublimating the ideological content at the end of the article—abandoning Ashamed of himself, he faces the earthlings of the alien advanced civilization with his head held high.
Well, it can enhance the 'civilized self-confidence' of all the people on the earth.
Recently, aliens appear frequently, they can easily travel across the stars, and the level of civilization is so high, when people on earth face or talk about them, they always have a little inferiority complex, thinking that the civilization of the earth is inferior to others.
Now you don't have to feel ashamed.
Even the most powerful advanced civilization will be in awe of us because of Harley Quinn.
Seeing his colleagues on the earth beaming with joy and even their eyebrows smiling, Saruman felt a touch of contempt in his heart, but he still complimented him: "Harley Quinn is the nuclear weapon of the earth civilization in the universe. As long as she sits on the earth, your earth will Man's position in the universe is equivalent to a 'nuclear power'."
"Really so exaggerated?" This time Louise's eyebrows stopped smiling, but her expression became extremely serious.
Saruman was puzzled by her abnormal reaction, but still nodded and said: "Nuclear deterrence is just a metaphor, referring to the power to destroy civilization.
Harley Quinn mastered the Yellow Lantern Beast, and had an idea to kill most of the demons on the earth with the power of fear.
If she completely let go of her hands and feet, even if she didn't attack, but only spread the power of fear, the earth would be finished.
This ability to destroy most interstellar civilizations is naturally not inferior to the 'cosmic nuclear bomb'. "
(End of this chapter)
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