Daddy Academy

Chapter 1162 So Hateful (12 Please Subscribe)
Xiaobai ran into the bedroom, found his aunt who was spreading the quilt, and hurriedly said that he wanted to tell his aunt a funny story.

"What's so funny, tell me!"

Malanhua's hands didn't stop moving.

"Xiwawa, Liuliu, and Dudu wet the bed, hahahahahaha~~~"

"You tell me this at this time, what do you mean? It means you want to wet the bed tonight?"

"I'm an older child~ Auntie, let me tell you another funny thing."

"Say!"

"You don't even look at me for a while~"

"Okay, I took a look at you and said."

"The old man of Liuliu also wets the bed, hahahahaha~ I laughed so hard~"

Ma Lanhua let out a groan, and went to the living room to urge Bai Jianping to sleep, not to stay up late watching TV.

"Aren't you going to work tomorrow?"

"want."

"Then don't sleep!!!"

Xiaobai stuck out his small head from behind Ma Lanhua, and said, "Uncle, why don't you go to sleep!"

Bai Jianping suddenly realized that he was under someone's control again, and two people came at once!
Ma Lanhua returned to the bedroom, Xiaobai followed suit, and asked, "Auntie, don't you laugh at this funny thing?"

"Haha~" Malanhua laughed copiously.

Xiao Bai was very dissatisfied: "You don't even smile sincerely!"

"Am I not sincere? I am very sincere! Hahahaha, look, I laughed again."

Xiaobai muttered, still dissatisfied with his aunt's reaction.

Seeing this, Ma Lanhua warned: "Don't scold me secretly."

Xiaobai: "I never scolded you."

"Then what are you talking about?"

"My old man laughed so loudly after listening to me tell funny things."

"...Okay, sleep!"

Malanhua went to bed and lay down, Xiaobai also climbed up and wanted to lie beside her, but Malanhua stopped her and drove her out of the bed, pointing to the small bed opposite and said: "Little friend, sleep there, It's been paved for you."

Xiaobai looked at the small bed alone, pointed to himself in disbelief, and asked Ma Lanhua, "I sleep alone?"

"Of course you sleep alone, what's the matter? Are you an older child and you want to sleep with me?"

Xiaobai nodded again and again.

"You think beautiful!"

"Why?"

"I'm afraid you'll wet the bed."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa~"

"It's strange, I punch one by one."

"Shovel!"

"What did you say?"

"... Aunt, let me tell you a very funny thing."

"……you say."

"Uncle likes other wives!"

"...Tell me."

Xiaobai immediately got up from the bed, got under the bed to tinker for a while, and when he came out, he held two magazines in his hand, offering them to his aunt like a treasure, "Hohohoho, look!"

The Malan flower was in his hand, and after looking through it casually, his big hands clenched tightly.

Xiaobai was still poking and saying: "Uncle even threw a copy downstairs, I saw it! He still won't let me read it! ╭(╯^╰)╮~"

"Where did you find it?" Ma Lanhua asked.

Xiaobai pointed to the upper bunk of Malanhua, which was Bai Jianping's bed, and said that he found it there.

"Who else knows?" Ma Lanhua didn't believe Xiaobai a little bit, and felt that Xiaobai's fart was black, and it was possible to blackmail her uncle.

"And Xiwa!..."

Before Xiaobai finished speaking, Bai Jianping came in. Xiaobai hurriedly climbed onto the bed, lay on the innermost side against the wall, silently, and prepared to watch a play.

Bai Jianping came in and said, "Tomorrow, I'm going to work on the film crew. Ma, do you want to go and see it together? There are many big stars... Hey, what are you holding in your hand?"

Ma Lanhua didn't even look at him, she continued to flip through the magazine in her hand with "relish", and exclaimed: "This woman is so energetic~"

At this time, Bai Jianping had already seen clearly that this was the magazine he hid, and was immediately frightened. Looking at Xiao Bai in the corner, he saw Xiao Bai hiding on the bed, blinking his eyes, with a cute face~
This~little~fart~er~black~! !
Bai Jianping was furious.

Xiaobai seemed to see his anger, and quickly said: "Aunt, aunt, uncle wants to beat me~~"

"He dares!" Ma Lanhua frowned coldly, full of murderous intent.

"Don't dare, it's nothing!" Bai Jianping quickly denied it, and hated Xiao Bai even more in his heart. He wished he could pick her up and beat her twice, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine... a hundred times!

Ma Lanhua had lost interest in the two magazines in her hand. She threw the magazines in front of Bai Jianping and said, "Tell me! Where did you get them?"

Bai Jianping faltered, hesitated to speak, and weighed the pros and cons of telling the truth or lying in his heart.

At this time, Ma Lanhua said again: "I know you are not such a person. You don't have such a hobby. There must be other reasons."

Bai Jianping immediately climbed up the pole and said, "It was given by Xiaobai at the construction site."

Xiao Bai in the corner immediately jumped up and said it wasn't her!not her!She didn't do such a thing, excited and angry, staring at Bai Jianping with big eyes, very upset that her uncle framed her.

"Don't get excited! I'm not talking about you, Xiaobai!" Ma Lanhua comforted her, and immediately said to Bai Jianping, "You can take a look, I believe you won't mess around, right?"

"Yes, yes, I am very busy with work, and I am not a messy person."

"Okay, go to bed."

Seeing that Malanhua let him go so easily, Bai Jianping finally felt a big rock in his heart. He glanced at Xiaobai in the corner and gave the child a meaningful look.

The tacit understanding of the adults is that some words are understood and will not be broken, but the child does not play the cards according to the rules, just listen to Xiaobai and immediately complain: "Aunt, uncle is going to kill me! I am so scared~~Who will save me? I am a good boy!" Baby, I'm just a little naughty~"

Who knew that my aunt didn't speak for her this time, but shouted: "Don't be noisy! Sleep!"

"Sleep, sleep, aha~" Bai Jianping responded enthusiastically, climbed onto the bed and lay down.

Suddenly no one spoke in the bedroom, only Xiao Bai rolled on the bed from time to time.

"Xiaobai, what do you live in? Roll around, are you yo?"

"I'm a durian? I'm Xiaobai."

"piggy!"

"Oh, I'm not a piggy either."

"Sleep notice, okay?"

"Can't sleep~"

"You can't sleep at your age? What do you want to live in?"

"Aunt, does Xiao Xiaobai know how to call aunt?"

"No~"

"Did you teach her?"

"There is no teaching."

"Why don't you teach? I call you to teach!"

"You're so excited! Xiao Xiaobai can't even call his parents, so he calls you aunt?"

"Auntie, googoogoo~~ Listen, it's so easy."

Following Xiaobai's cooing sound, there was a beeping sound in the room.

There are beeps everywhere, and the Jizi family is coming!

"Oh, the chicken is here too?"

At this time, Bai Jianping, who had been silent for a long time, spoke, and only heard him complaining to Malanhua on the lower bunk: "Lao Ma, let me tell you something about Xiaobai, a melon."

"About me? Is it a funny thing?" Xiao Bai asked with interest.

Bai Jianping: "It's not funny, I hate it!"

(End of this chapter)