Daddy Academy

Chapter 974 Two Sichuan small worms (22)

Zhang Tan thought that Xiaobai and Xi'er's "Legend of the White Snake" would only be "do you know who I am", and then it was gone. I didn't expect them to have two tricks.

"You look like I'm long like a worm, I think you'll be a fairy~" Xiaobai sang, Zhang Tan was shocked, Dunzi applauded, this time the timing was finally just right.

Xi'er didn't give in too much, and sang: "Why Xiaoqing stole that grass, that Fahai Zhang *% flooded the tower~"

I forgot the words, but overall it's pretty good.

"Okay, slap your hands~" Xiaobai said at this time, and took the initiative to applaud, together with Dunzi, motivating everyone to applaud her and Xi'er together.

Zhang Tan understood the situation, applauded quickly, and asked: "The acting is very good, is there any more? I still want to see it."

Xiaobai said reservedly: "I'm so tired~"

Zhang Tan peeled grapes for her and Xi'er to eat, and asked, "Let's do it again."

Xi'er hiahia laughed, saying that she didn't remember anything else, her mind was all about her sister today, so she didn't memorize the words.

This little guy has a really sweet mouth.

Xiaobai pulled her to murmur for a while, and shook her to prepare to perform again, but this time he called Dunzi.

Dunzi is a naive boy, standing awkwardly in the living room.

Xiaobai said that when Dunzi played Fahai, his brains were all bare, and then he said, it would be great if Luo Zikang was here. Luo Zikang is a bald man, so he can play Fahai, and when he returns to Little Red Horse, he can call Luo Zikang to play.

Liuliu secretly drew a few ring scars on Luo Zikang's bald head before, a proper little monk.

Dunzi doesn't know how to act, he is clumsy, his mother looks anxious and keeps ordering him, but it makes the chaos even worse. Dunzi doesn't know how to walk anymore, and after walking a few steps, he turns into the same hands and feet.

Because Xi'er just missed her sister today, so she didn't memorize her lines, and she couldn't do it after a few words, so "Legend of the White Snake" couldn't continue.

Zhang Tan applauded with everyone, the children performed very well.

Xiao Bai proudly asked Zhang Tan if the movie she played in the evening was good.

"Of course, you are a big Yanyan, you are so powerful." Zhang Tan said without hesitation.

Xiaobai laughed, Xi'er turned her nostrils to the sky, and hiahia smiled with her hips on her hips. Although her acting was not very good, she felt good about herself.

Dunzi's mother admired and praised Xiaobai and Xi'er for their cleverness, but her family Dunzi was stupid.

Teacher Jiang said: "Dunzi is as wise as he is stupid, he is not stupid at all, he is actually very smart."

Dunzi's mother: "I hope so."

Dunzi is a little slow to respond, doesn't talk much, and doesn't slip through his words, looking clumsy.

Zhang Tan called Xiaobai and Xi'er to him, and said, "I'll make up a story about Lady Bai for you, how about you acting it out?"

Xiaobai said she was very tired.

Zhang Tan massaged her shoulders and continued to lure her, saying that as long as they performed well, he would bring them on TV.

Xi'er asked if it was the TV that Liuliu wanted to be on.

Zhang Tan: "That's the TV."

Xiaobai and Xi'er murmured together again, and agreed.

Zhang Tan used his strengths to write the screenplay on the spot. Bai Jianping was an expert, so he went to get paper and pens, so that Boss Zhang could write the script on the spot.

But Boss Zhang is a man of gods, and he doesn't need paper and pen to make up a short story. He pointed to his own brain, which is self-evident.

Bai Jianping admired and applauded, and immediately felt a murderous look on the side, which belonged to Malanhua.

Ma Lanhua looked at him with distaste, disliked his flattery.

Bai Jianping's applause turned into hand rubbing, he got used to it, hehe, he got used to it in the crew.

Zhang Tan directed Xiaobai and Xi'er, there were still two people missing, so he called Dunzi.

Zhang Tan said: "Xiaobai plays Fahai..."

As soon as the words fell, Xiaobai jumped up and said in disbelief: "What the hell!!!! I'm not a little bald."

Zhang Tan: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, Xiaobai played Xiaoqing, Xi'er played White Lady..."

As soon as the words fell, Xiaobai jumped up and became dissatisfied, "I'm Xiaobai, I'm playing the role of Lady Bai~~~"

What he said made sense, Zhang Tan asked Xi'er for her opinion, and Xi'er was hiahia, so Xiaobai played back to the white lady.

"Then Xi'er will play Xiaoqing, Xiaobai will play the white lady, and Dunzi will play Xu Xian." Zhang Tan said.

Bai Jianping asked him what to play.

Ma Lanhua interrupted: "You play a hammer!"

Bai Jianping said in dissatisfaction: "The people of the film crew are talking, you are an amateur, don't interrupt! Unprofessional!"

Ma Lanhua said that she is indeed unprofessional in acting, but she is very professional with a poisonous tongue, and what she says is not pleasant, but what she says is true.

Zhang Tan said, "Uncle Xiaobai plays the boatman."

Bai Jianping is eager to try it out. He has been on the set for a long time, and he is a bit addicted to drama.

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After a period of rehearsal, the performance began.

Teacher Jiang sat down with Ma Lanhua and Mama Dunzi eating melons and clapping their hands to welcome them.

Zhang Tan commanded, Bai Jianping pretended to be rowing, Dunzi sat at the stern, Xiaobai and Xi'er stood not far away, Xi'er shouted: "Boatman~~boatman, hiahiahia~~~~"

Zhang Tan was speechless, and said, "Xi'er, don't hiahia~"

"hiahia, good~"

Zhang Tan: "Then do it again."

Starting over, Xi'er shouted for the boatman and the boatman, and Dunzi said to Bai Jianping, "Uncle, Xi'er is calling for you."

Zhang Tan: "..."

Dunzi's mother said eagerly: "Dunzi, don't call me uncle, you are acting, do you know about acting, and don't call me Xi'er, didn't you memorize your lines just now?"

Zhang Tan patiently told Dunzi again, but Dunzi just couldn't remember, and forgot that he was acting when he started acting.

Xiao Bai angrily dragged him to a corner, muttering, gesticulating, and being fierce, Zhang Tan was really worried that she would give him a hard time.

But it worked very well. After starting again, Dunzi turned out to be clear-cut. Although the acting was stiff, at least the lines were correct.

This scene is the famous passage "Swimming in the Lake and Borrowing an Umbrella".

It was raining, and Xiaobai and Xi'er finally boarded the boat. Xi'er said, "Hey, aren't you the young man who collected money just now?"

Dunzi said, "Hehe~ it's me."

Zhang Tan squeezed his sweat.

At this time, Xi'er did what she did, which attracted a gust of wind and shook the cruise ship. At this time, the white lady and Xu Xian wanted to hold hands unintentionally.

Dunzi's face flushed red.

Zhang Tan was amazed, children nowadays are not pure-minded.

Without saying a word, Dunzi turned around and stood at the "bow" like a wooden man.

On the boat, Xiaobai was complaining to Xi'er, "You son of a bitch, what are you doing! You scare Xu Guanren away~~~"

Why does Zhang Tan sound so weird? When will the white lady sip Trump, plus a little voiceless girl, but it's very interesting.

The story of the White Snake happened in Mount Qingcheng, Sichuan, and Trump fully explained it. Zhang Tan was thinking, if "Little Opera Bone" performed "Legend of the White Snake", I don't know what the response will be. Later, he can write "The Legend of the White Snake" The Sichuan dialect version of the script of "The Legend of the White Lady" may be very popular.

"I was wrong~" Xiaoqing, played by Xi'er, also spoke Trump.

Two small Sichuan worms.

Xi'er continued: "Sister, true love is only seen in the wind and rain~hia~ah."

Bai Jianping began to sing at this time, he would stop singing if he didn't sing, he would become a blockbuster, and he would sing when he opened his mouth.

“Beautiful view of the West Lake in March~~~”

"Spring rain is like wine and willows are like smoke~~~"

Xi'er went on to sing: "It's fate to meet thousands of miles~ It's hard to hold hands without fate~~~"

Ma Lanhua laughed loudly, and asked Mr. Jiang in a low voice, "Why are you still singing? Xi'er sings so beautifully. My old Bai's voice is broken."

Teacher Jiang said: "This song is really nice, did Zhang Tan write it impromptu?"

(End of this chapter)