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Chapter 1874 The chance of a silly dog
Obviously, if you want to evaluate the cost-effectiveness of this mission sent by Xu Kuan, it must be the lowest Z level. Not only is it extremely troublesome, but there is no reward, or the reward is to let you go freely.
Seeing Fang Linyan and the others' expressions of embarrassment, Xu Kuan said with a smile:
"Is this task difficult? It doesn't matter. I am very understanding. There is really no shame in being poor."
Immediately afterwards, Xu Kuan smiled and said two tasks for them to do.
One task is to escort the goods of the Small Knife Club to Tianjin and take the canal line. The difficulty is relatively low, but if you calculate the distance, it takes a full four days, and there is no reward in the end.
One task is to go to the foreign concession to pick up a batch of imported alchemy medicines. There is no time limit for this. Theoretically, it can be completed in two hours, but if you can figure it out with your toes, the medicines will not be like picking up a courier. , put it there for you to pick it up.
Of course, the cost-effectiveness of the three tasks is extremely low, ahem, no, there should be no cost-effectiveness.
Moreover, this fat man directly gave you three options, which is enough reason and face. If you dislike these three tasks, then you are really disrespectful!
However, Fang Linyan was not a fuel-efficient lamp, so he winked at the goat directly.
The goat immediately stepped forward and said with a smile on his face:
"Master Xu, it's like this. The three tasks you mentioned are very reasonable, and they are what we should do. We definitely can't do that kind of unflattering thing, but we have expertise in everything, and we have to be careful." Think about it and see which task has the greatest grasp."
"Otherwise, it's a trivial matter if we mess up the matter, but it's a major matter if we miss the Small Knife Society."
Xu Kuan nodded with a smile and said:
"Okay, then I will give you time to discuss."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, but no one praised the goat for his eloquence. It was only because the goat was not empty-handed when communicating with Xu Kuan, but quietly stuffed a roll of money in the past, which was already Fang Linyan. I have more than 1 yuan left on my body.
This money is actually a huge sum of money no matter who it is.
Taking people softly, eating people with a short mouth, Xu Kuan had this extra income, and what Fang Linyan and the others asked for was not a big deal, a little buffer time was nothing, so he readily agreed.
The reason why Fang Linyan made such a deliberate decision was, of course, to use the dragging formula to wait and see before talking!
Because there are still four teams to make a decision, especially the strongest men's team in windbreakers.
Now that the Tigris Conjecture has been half opened, all the imprisoned teams have returned to the main plane, and the possibility of simply breaking out of the prison and escaping is still very high.
What if there is a team that doesn't want to be led by the nose, and directly turns against the people from the Little Knife Club?Isn't this opportunity coming?
A team that can enter this world must be well prepared. Once it makes a move, it must be a big move, and it will also attract the attention of the Little Knife Society.
Isn't this the opportunity for the legendary team to fish in troubled waters?
But when Fang Linyan and the others were sitting on the mountain watching the tigers fight, they suddenly heard a series of whimpering and whining sounds from the side, which were obviously made by dogs.
Several people were astonished:
"Dog? Where is the dog?"
However, Fang Linyan reacted immediately, and his reaction method was very unique. The first thing that flashed in his mind was the 1803-point Bisca data stream, and then he hooked it to the yellow dog.
Fang Linyan immediately turned around to look, and suddenly felt that he was almost suffocated, his neck was severely strangled, and he saw a scene that almost broke his heart.
It turned out that the old dog had always been quite spiritual and seemed to have the ability to perceive danger. During the previous battle, it automatically ran to a safe place and hid.
So Fang Linyan didn't care about it, presumably these space fighters who rushed in would not have any wrong thoughts about a scumbag with a combat power of five.
But what I didn't expect was that it was not a person who was interested in this old dog, but a toad! !
The key is that this toad is quite big, so big that almost all the space warriors present cannot afford to offend it.
Because, this yellow toad the size of a spittoon is the one that appeared on the stage on the shoulder of Huoyun Cthulhu before! !
At some point, this huge yellow toad squatted directly on the old dog's body. It looked like an old god was there, but it suppressed the old dog and whined non-stop. No matter how hard it struggled, it couldn't move.
When Fang Linyan saw this scene, he became very anxious:
Get the fuck off, that's a dog!Old dog, not a female toad! !
Brother, it's really impossible, I'll find you two young and beautiful little bitches, ten young and beautiful female toads with a lot of pustules are not out of the question!
I beg you to be a little respectful of the elderly, let this old dog also let go of my 1803-point Bisca data stream.
At the back, Fang Linyan shouted hoarsely in his heart:
Uncle Toad, Father Toad, Ancestor Toad! ! !Please let me go! !
But he is still locked in the prison, and there is nothing he can do if he wants to do anything.
At this time, Omi suddenly glanced at Fang Linyan, and then said lightly:
"You seem nervous? Is something going on?"
Fang Linyan's heart was full of bitterness, and he thought that of course something happened, and it was a big deal!But how could labor and management tell you this kind of thing?
As a result, after the big toad stepped on the old dog for 2 minutes, it suddenly opened its big mouth, aimed at the old dog's tail and bit down.
The mouths of all toads looked very big, and when this big toad opened its mouth, it showed an astonishing arc, and it actually swallowed the old dog's tail and most of its hind legs in one bite.
Although the toad has no teeth, the old dog already felt his tragic fate, so he wailed louder.
However, just after the toad held the old dog in its mouth for two seconds, it suddenly became stiff and spit it out. At this time, it was an excellent opportunity for the old dog to escape, but it was paralyzed from fright. There, it looks like feces and urine are flowing.
Seeing this scene, Fang Linyan suddenly understood the reason why the toad vomited. Could it be that it was hit by the old dog's biochemical attack?
What happened next made Fang Linyan even more incomprehensible. The toad stopped trying to swallow the old dog, but jumped in front of the old dog with a hoarse voice:
"Quack quack?"
Old dog:
"??? Woof woof!"
A dog and a toad said "quack" and "woof" for more than ten seconds, and it seemed that the communication was successful.
Because the old dog didn't seem to be cowardly at all, stopped the biochemical attack, got up from the ground, then wagged its tail and started running towards the outside.
Toad kept the old god in the state, let the old dog trot in front, and jumped forward every three seconds, and every time it landed next to the old dog, it looked very precise.
The members of the Small Knife Club seemed to want to intercept the old dog, but saw that the toad also followed, and immediately entered a state of selective ignorance.
At this time, Huoyun Cthulhu was "transferring love", continuing to squat next to him and staring intently at the cave toad, turning a blind eye to the behavior of the big toad.
At this time, Fang Linyan and his group were also a little idle, so the vulture secretly released an Eye of Kilrogg to follow.
Then a group of people saw: the old dog was running ahead with its tail between its legs, and the fat toad seemed to be slow, but in fact it followed closely. The two of them, oh no, a dog and a toad also I didn't run very far, probably five to six hundred meters.
The old dog stopped, wagging its tail obsequiously around a hole, and then raised its head and barked at the toad from time to time.
The more people looked at it, the more they felt that the pit looked familiar, and then Fang Linyan suddenly realized, what is in this pit?All dead snakes! !
Everyone was fighting nervously before. During the observation, only Fang Linyan seemed to be on a errand, wandering around the old dog's ass.
The old dog smelled the smell and looked for the snake in front, and Fang Linyan helped catch the snake from behind, and killed the snake by the way. Later, even Xingyi was corrupted and joined in.
A small half of the snakes caught were eaten by the old dog, and more than half of the old dog dug a hole and prepared to bury it. It seemed that they were going to dig it out and eat it later when they were hungry.
And now what the old dog showed the toad was the results of its previous snake catches - although in fact 99% of these snakes were caught by Xingyi and Fang Linyan.
The big toad came to the edge of the pit and lay there in a daze.
A smile appeared on the corner of Xingyi's mouth at this time, and suddenly said:
"Got it, I get it all."
Goat said:
"What do you understand?"
Xingyi said:
"I checked the snake species found by this old dog carefully, and most of them are Xiao Chilong and Heimei! And I just checked the feeding habits of these two snakes. Compared with other snakes, they are relatively simple. Rats and Mostly frogs."
"Snakes like the little red dragon probably have too many other names, so no specific information has been found, but there are relevant detailed statistics on snakes like the black eyebrow. It eats an average of 48 snakes from young snakes to adult snakes. rats and 82 frogs of various sizes."
"The reason why there are more frogs is that for snakes, frogs are far less difficult to catch than rats. And this dog has eaten several snakes before. Therefore, we should be able to understand that this dog and this one Is it the story between the big toads?"
After being told by Xing Yi, everyone immediately remembered the previous scene, but this time they couldn't help filling in the voice-over.
Watching a group of stupid human giant toads with cold eyes:
"Huh? Why is there a strong unpleasant smell over there? Could it be that there are damn snakes that like to prey on my descendants?"
The old god is here, Ah Huang:
"These human beings are so stupid. Labor and management are safe and I am harmless. You guys continue to fight, labor and management continue to watch the show."
Five seconds later, the big toad fell from the sky and directly overwhelmed Wang Jiang, who was wearing a snake-like aura, to the ground:
"Die, stupid snake family!! Strange, why does this snake have hair? It's a pity that it doesn't move and I can't see clearly. Never mind, if you eat my offspring, I will eat you. This is called fat water not flowing into outsiders' fields."
Ah Huang wailed in despair:
"Labor and capital are not snakes, labor and capital are dogs! Does a snake have a long dog whip? Can a snake bark so coquettishly! Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow."
Big toad:
"Okay, come on, the shit on this snake smells so strong, ah, its tail is wagging. Now I can see clearly, it turns out you are really a dog!"
Ah Huang:
"The smell of snakes on Laozi is because I just ate a lot of snakes, and I killed a lot of snakes to eat tomorrow. Get rid of the big ditch of your dog, don't suffer from labor!"
Big toad:
"I don't believe you eat a lot of snakes, I only heard that dogs eat bones."
Ah Huang:
"If you don't believe me, labor and management will take you to see it. Do you dare to cut it together?"
Big toad:
"I don't dare, lead the way."
***
Ahem, in the face of mountains of (slightly exaggerated) ironclad evidence (snake corpses), Ah Huang and this toad have successfully established a deep friendship,
After all, both parties have a common hobby, that is, they like to see dead snakes.
The difference is that Ah Huang likes the smell of dead snakes, while Toad simply likes to see another snake die.
After figuring this out, Xu Kuan's questioning of each team came to an end. The three previous teams, including the Arctic Circle, all chose to accept the punishment, and they should have communicated in a special way by this time. Almost all of them choose medication tasks.
After all, this task has the least restrictions in theory. More importantly, this task is also the most likely to balance public and private matters. You may be able to get some collapse points while assassinating.
However, when it was the turn of the windbreaker team, they actually gave another choice when faced with Xu Kuan's inquiry!
The man in the windbreaker stood up, took out something at Xu Kuan, shook it, and then took it back.
Xu Kuan was taken aback for a moment, and then he looked a little unbelievable, and directly stretched out his hand to ask for it.The man in the windbreaker took out the thing, but patted it in Xu Kuan's hand very simply, as if he didn't want others to see it.
That thing is actually not big, even a person with strong eyesight can only see that it is smaller than a slap in the face, Xu Kuan also looks like he is giving face to the man in the windbreaker, he is also secretive when looking at this thing Concealed, then Xu Kuan said:
"Since you can get this thing, then it belongs to me, you go."
The man in the windbreaker was stunned, apparently he didn't expect such a result in the end, probably because he didn't expect the things he took out to be so effective.
So he took a deep look at the things in Xu Kuan's palm, and then said to his hand:
"let's go!"
***
At this time, the people in the legendary team were already whispering:
"How about a vulture?"
"Did you get it, did you get it?"
"Come on, I think you can do it."
"."
Seeing Fang Linyan and the others' expressions of embarrassment, Xu Kuan said with a smile:
"Is this task difficult? It doesn't matter. I am very understanding. There is really no shame in being poor."
Immediately afterwards, Xu Kuan smiled and said two tasks for them to do.
One task is to escort the goods of the Small Knife Club to Tianjin and take the canal line. The difficulty is relatively low, but if you calculate the distance, it takes a full four days, and there is no reward in the end.
One task is to go to the foreign concession to pick up a batch of imported alchemy medicines. There is no time limit for this. Theoretically, it can be completed in two hours, but if you can figure it out with your toes, the medicines will not be like picking up a courier. , put it there for you to pick it up.
Of course, the cost-effectiveness of the three tasks is extremely low, ahem, no, there should be no cost-effectiveness.
Moreover, this fat man directly gave you three options, which is enough reason and face. If you dislike these three tasks, then you are really disrespectful!
However, Fang Linyan was not a fuel-efficient lamp, so he winked at the goat directly.
The goat immediately stepped forward and said with a smile on his face:
"Master Xu, it's like this. The three tasks you mentioned are very reasonable, and they are what we should do. We definitely can't do that kind of unflattering thing, but we have expertise in everything, and we have to be careful." Think about it and see which task has the greatest grasp."
"Otherwise, it's a trivial matter if we mess up the matter, but it's a major matter if we miss the Small Knife Society."
Xu Kuan nodded with a smile and said:
"Okay, then I will give you time to discuss."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, but no one praised the goat for his eloquence. It was only because the goat was not empty-handed when communicating with Xu Kuan, but quietly stuffed a roll of money in the past, which was already Fang Linyan. I have more than 1 yuan left on my body.
This money is actually a huge sum of money no matter who it is.
Taking people softly, eating people with a short mouth, Xu Kuan had this extra income, and what Fang Linyan and the others asked for was not a big deal, a little buffer time was nothing, so he readily agreed.
The reason why Fang Linyan made such a deliberate decision was, of course, to use the dragging formula to wait and see before talking!
Because there are still four teams to make a decision, especially the strongest men's team in windbreakers.
Now that the Tigris Conjecture has been half opened, all the imprisoned teams have returned to the main plane, and the possibility of simply breaking out of the prison and escaping is still very high.
What if there is a team that doesn't want to be led by the nose, and directly turns against the people from the Little Knife Club?Isn't this opportunity coming?
A team that can enter this world must be well prepared. Once it makes a move, it must be a big move, and it will also attract the attention of the Little Knife Society.
Isn't this the opportunity for the legendary team to fish in troubled waters?
But when Fang Linyan and the others were sitting on the mountain watching the tigers fight, they suddenly heard a series of whimpering and whining sounds from the side, which were obviously made by dogs.
Several people were astonished:
"Dog? Where is the dog?"
However, Fang Linyan reacted immediately, and his reaction method was very unique. The first thing that flashed in his mind was the 1803-point Bisca data stream, and then he hooked it to the yellow dog.
Fang Linyan immediately turned around to look, and suddenly felt that he was almost suffocated, his neck was severely strangled, and he saw a scene that almost broke his heart.
It turned out that the old dog had always been quite spiritual and seemed to have the ability to perceive danger. During the previous battle, it automatically ran to a safe place and hid.
So Fang Linyan didn't care about it, presumably these space fighters who rushed in would not have any wrong thoughts about a scumbag with a combat power of five.
But what I didn't expect was that it was not a person who was interested in this old dog, but a toad! !
The key is that this toad is quite big, so big that almost all the space warriors present cannot afford to offend it.
Because, this yellow toad the size of a spittoon is the one that appeared on the stage on the shoulder of Huoyun Cthulhu before! !
At some point, this huge yellow toad squatted directly on the old dog's body. It looked like an old god was there, but it suppressed the old dog and whined non-stop. No matter how hard it struggled, it couldn't move.
When Fang Linyan saw this scene, he became very anxious:
Get the fuck off, that's a dog!Old dog, not a female toad! !
Brother, it's really impossible, I'll find you two young and beautiful little bitches, ten young and beautiful female toads with a lot of pustules are not out of the question!
I beg you to be a little respectful of the elderly, let this old dog also let go of my 1803-point Bisca data stream.
At the back, Fang Linyan shouted hoarsely in his heart:
Uncle Toad, Father Toad, Ancestor Toad! ! !Please let me go! !
But he is still locked in the prison, and there is nothing he can do if he wants to do anything.
At this time, Omi suddenly glanced at Fang Linyan, and then said lightly:
"You seem nervous? Is something going on?"
Fang Linyan's heart was full of bitterness, and he thought that of course something happened, and it was a big deal!But how could labor and management tell you this kind of thing?
As a result, after the big toad stepped on the old dog for 2 minutes, it suddenly opened its big mouth, aimed at the old dog's tail and bit down.
The mouths of all toads looked very big, and when this big toad opened its mouth, it showed an astonishing arc, and it actually swallowed the old dog's tail and most of its hind legs in one bite.
Although the toad has no teeth, the old dog already felt his tragic fate, so he wailed louder.
However, just after the toad held the old dog in its mouth for two seconds, it suddenly became stiff and spit it out. At this time, it was an excellent opportunity for the old dog to escape, but it was paralyzed from fright. There, it looks like feces and urine are flowing.
Seeing this scene, Fang Linyan suddenly understood the reason why the toad vomited. Could it be that it was hit by the old dog's biochemical attack?
What happened next made Fang Linyan even more incomprehensible. The toad stopped trying to swallow the old dog, but jumped in front of the old dog with a hoarse voice:
"Quack quack?"
Old dog:
"??? Woof woof!"
A dog and a toad said "quack" and "woof" for more than ten seconds, and it seemed that the communication was successful.
Because the old dog didn't seem to be cowardly at all, stopped the biochemical attack, got up from the ground, then wagged its tail and started running towards the outside.
Toad kept the old god in the state, let the old dog trot in front, and jumped forward every three seconds, and every time it landed next to the old dog, it looked very precise.
The members of the Small Knife Club seemed to want to intercept the old dog, but saw that the toad also followed, and immediately entered a state of selective ignorance.
At this time, Huoyun Cthulhu was "transferring love", continuing to squat next to him and staring intently at the cave toad, turning a blind eye to the behavior of the big toad.
At this time, Fang Linyan and his group were also a little idle, so the vulture secretly released an Eye of Kilrogg to follow.
Then a group of people saw: the old dog was running ahead with its tail between its legs, and the fat toad seemed to be slow, but in fact it followed closely. The two of them, oh no, a dog and a toad also I didn't run very far, probably five to six hundred meters.
The old dog stopped, wagging its tail obsequiously around a hole, and then raised its head and barked at the toad from time to time.
The more people looked at it, the more they felt that the pit looked familiar, and then Fang Linyan suddenly realized, what is in this pit?All dead snakes! !
Everyone was fighting nervously before. During the observation, only Fang Linyan seemed to be on a errand, wandering around the old dog's ass.
The old dog smelled the smell and looked for the snake in front, and Fang Linyan helped catch the snake from behind, and killed the snake by the way. Later, even Xingyi was corrupted and joined in.
A small half of the snakes caught were eaten by the old dog, and more than half of the old dog dug a hole and prepared to bury it. It seemed that they were going to dig it out and eat it later when they were hungry.
And now what the old dog showed the toad was the results of its previous snake catches - although in fact 99% of these snakes were caught by Xingyi and Fang Linyan.
The big toad came to the edge of the pit and lay there in a daze.
A smile appeared on the corner of Xingyi's mouth at this time, and suddenly said:
"Got it, I get it all."
Goat said:
"What do you understand?"
Xingyi said:
"I checked the snake species found by this old dog carefully, and most of them are Xiao Chilong and Heimei! And I just checked the feeding habits of these two snakes. Compared with other snakes, they are relatively simple. Rats and Mostly frogs."
"Snakes like the little red dragon probably have too many other names, so no specific information has been found, but there are relevant detailed statistics on snakes like the black eyebrow. It eats an average of 48 snakes from young snakes to adult snakes. rats and 82 frogs of various sizes."
"The reason why there are more frogs is that for snakes, frogs are far less difficult to catch than rats. And this dog has eaten several snakes before. Therefore, we should be able to understand that this dog and this one Is it the story between the big toads?"
After being told by Xing Yi, everyone immediately remembered the previous scene, but this time they couldn't help filling in the voice-over.
Watching a group of stupid human giant toads with cold eyes:
"Huh? Why is there a strong unpleasant smell over there? Could it be that there are damn snakes that like to prey on my descendants?"
The old god is here, Ah Huang:
"These human beings are so stupid. Labor and management are safe and I am harmless. You guys continue to fight, labor and management continue to watch the show."
Five seconds later, the big toad fell from the sky and directly overwhelmed Wang Jiang, who was wearing a snake-like aura, to the ground:
"Die, stupid snake family!! Strange, why does this snake have hair? It's a pity that it doesn't move and I can't see clearly. Never mind, if you eat my offspring, I will eat you. This is called fat water not flowing into outsiders' fields."
Ah Huang wailed in despair:
"Labor and capital are not snakes, labor and capital are dogs! Does a snake have a long dog whip? Can a snake bark so coquettishly! Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow."
Big toad:
"Okay, come on, the shit on this snake smells so strong, ah, its tail is wagging. Now I can see clearly, it turns out you are really a dog!"
Ah Huang:
"The smell of snakes on Laozi is because I just ate a lot of snakes, and I killed a lot of snakes to eat tomorrow. Get rid of the big ditch of your dog, don't suffer from labor!"
Big toad:
"I don't believe you eat a lot of snakes, I only heard that dogs eat bones."
Ah Huang:
"If you don't believe me, labor and management will take you to see it. Do you dare to cut it together?"
Big toad:
"I don't dare, lead the way."
***
Ahem, in the face of mountains of (slightly exaggerated) ironclad evidence (snake corpses), Ah Huang and this toad have successfully established a deep friendship,
After all, both parties have a common hobby, that is, they like to see dead snakes.
The difference is that Ah Huang likes the smell of dead snakes, while Toad simply likes to see another snake die.
After figuring this out, Xu Kuan's questioning of each team came to an end. The three previous teams, including the Arctic Circle, all chose to accept the punishment, and they should have communicated in a special way by this time. Almost all of them choose medication tasks.
After all, this task has the least restrictions in theory. More importantly, this task is also the most likely to balance public and private matters. You may be able to get some collapse points while assassinating.
However, when it was the turn of the windbreaker team, they actually gave another choice when faced with Xu Kuan's inquiry!
The man in the windbreaker stood up, took out something at Xu Kuan, shook it, and then took it back.
Xu Kuan was taken aback for a moment, and then he looked a little unbelievable, and directly stretched out his hand to ask for it.The man in the windbreaker took out the thing, but patted it in Xu Kuan's hand very simply, as if he didn't want others to see it.
That thing is actually not big, even a person with strong eyesight can only see that it is smaller than a slap in the face, Xu Kuan also looks like he is giving face to the man in the windbreaker, he is also secretive when looking at this thing Concealed, then Xu Kuan said:
"Since you can get this thing, then it belongs to me, you go."
The man in the windbreaker was stunned, apparently he didn't expect such a result in the end, probably because he didn't expect the things he took out to be so effective.
So he took a deep look at the things in Xu Kuan's palm, and then said to his hand:
"let's go!"
***
At this time, the people in the legendary team were already whispering:
"How about a vulture?"
"Did you get it, did you get it?"
"Come on, I think you can do it."
"."
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