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Chapter 436 Self-defeating

Chapter 436 Self-defeating
When the wolf monster Broken Bone walked over again, Fang Linyan felt that the cold sweat was about to flow down his forehead.

All of a sudden, the jackal demon broke into a rage, kicked Rubes's body fiercely, and directly pushed him six or seven meters away.

Fang Linyan was so excited at this moment that he even had the urge to run away immediately.

It was also fortunate that Rubes himself had no self-awareness and completely obeyed Fang Linyan's instructions, so he didn't fight back, otherwise his kick would definitely be exposed.

Fortunately, the jackal demon Broken Bone didn't continue to pursue, it seemed that this kick was just to vent his anger.

Fang Linyan manipulated Rubes to look like he was being kicked stupidly, first called up the information in the database, imitated Erha's "Wow woo woo woof" and screamed a few times, and then ran away with his tail between his legs , very unwillingly said:
"I, me, me? What? By!?"

The wolf monster said violently:
"Why does this two-legged sheep smell of turmeric powder? This is the smell the boss hates the most!"

"Idiot, take this two-legged sheep as far as you can go, once he is seen by the boss, we will all be whipped!"

Only then did Fang Linyan realize that he seemed to be overdoing it.

Why did he sprinkle turmeric powder on his body?

But it was because Fang Linyan was already facing the pursuit of all the contractors who participated in this world!

If there is no external force, then in this situation where the world is an enemy and there is still room for regular exposure of the position,
Even if he has three heads and six arms, he will never be spared!

So after seeing the invitation from Haoyao, Fang Linyan made a bold decision to survive, and that was to deliver the goods to your door!

Judging from the collected information, the owner of the Gaojia Inn is very powerful. It can be said that most of the monsters in the nearby area will come to celebrate his birthday with an order.

It was so powerful that it attracted the attention of the imperial court, and its heart was listed as one of the alchemy materials enshrined to the emperor.

And the boss's birthday will be held three days later, there must be many monsters coming, so as the host, it is necessary to hold a birthday banquet to entertain the monster guests.

Human birthday banquets must be fried, fried, steamed, deep-fried, and stewed, with livestock and meat as the main ingredients.

And monsters usually like to eat blood, so if they hold a birthday banquet, it goes without saying that the main ingredients must be human-based.

And monsters do not have steamed buns, rice, and noodles as staple foods, so they can only eat people to get enough.

Then it is not difficult to deduce that the owner of the Gaojia inn must stock up on ingredients long in advance to satisfy these guests who eat a lot and like to eat humans.

In terms of emotion and reason, this must also be done.

Otherwise, many guests would gather here to save face and send rich gifts, but in the end the host would let everyone eat half full and go home.
That will inevitably cause a lot of complaints from everyone. Doesn't this boss want to lose face if this kind of thing spreads?
Therefore, Fang Linyan's bold idea was to let Rubes pretend to be a monster, and he himself would deliver the tamed ingredients to the door, and take the initiative to enter the lair of this big monster.

Deliver meat to your door,

Survive the dead!

The contractor wants to kill himself, hehe!Find a way to rush into this big monster's lair first!
What does this have to do with turmeric powder?

The reason is simple, the monsters inside the Gaojia Inn also have to eat during the three days.
In order to avoid encountering small-probability incidents, the unlucky ones were used as ingredients during these three days.

So Fang Linyan also added a layer of insurance to himself, that is, sprinkled turmeric powder on his body that the monsters in the Gaojia Inn hated very much.

In this case, I am mixed among a group of people who have been affected by ecstasy.

For the monster chef, it's like one of the delicious meat buns in the pile is covered in shit
Of course, after washing the feces-stained bun, it doesn't affect its continued consumption.

But the cook must have given priority to eating other meat buns, and as for the one that was stained with feces, let others.

However, Fang Linyan didn't expect that, at first, he thought that sprinkling turmeric powder on his body was a good move, but now it seems to be self-defeating.
Fortunately, at this time, he had an idea, and hurriedly controlled Rubes to stammer:
"It's delicious!! Turmeric powder!! It's specially sprinkled, I like it, it's very fragrant."

Hearing Lubes's words, Jackal Broken Bone, who hadn't planned to accept Fang Linyan, was suddenly moved.

He knew that the kitchen had been complaining about the lack of food, and he might not be able to bring out more food to entertain the rest of the guests on the boss's birthday.

Once the rest of the guests complain, the boss may use his staff as ingredients in a rage
The monsters in the inn don't like turmeric powder because the boss doesn't like it, but the rest of the monsters don't have this taboo.

Doesn’t the silly dog ​​in front of you think that turmeric powder tastes delicious and very fragrant?

Thinking of this, he looked Fang Linyan up and down, and found that this guy was skinny, his arms and legs were still quite strong, and he was a bit chewy, so he said impatiently:

"Forget it, forget it, it's still good to bring it in and throw it into a big pot to make some soup for people to drink."

***
After this false alarm, Fang Linyan felt that his back was covered in cold sweat!

Fortunately, this guy is a wolf monster instead of a cunning fox monster, otherwise, he would definitely be exposed.

Keeping a stiff posture along the way, he followed Lubes, and soon bypassed the main entrance of Gao's Inn.

Here is a servant with a very stiff expression on his face leading the way.

The guy stretched out his hand and guided them into a narrow path, walking ahead by himself.

Soon, this narrow path led them into a forest.

There are all locust trees growing in this forest, and there are traces of excavation and irrigation under the roots of the locust trees.

The woods were full of ghosts, and even white shadows swayed and drifted past.

Through the gaps in the clods of soil, one can see buried under the roots of the locust tree, even someone's bloody scalp, pale white bone fragments with red flesh, and the like.

Not only that, Fang Linyan looked carefully, and found that the leaves of the locust tree were faintly red, and the veins of the leaves looked like human tiny blood vessels, which was a little creepy.

At this time, Rubes had already automatically detected the servant with a very stiff expression on his face, and sent over his specific data.

Golem (common)
Type: Ghost

Dao Xing: about 40 years

Explanation: This is a puppet attached by an enslaved ghost. It looks like a living person and is stronger than a paper puppet.

Then youkai will order enslaved ghosts (similar to ghosts) to attach to them, giving them the ability to move and some basic thinking abilities.

Every day at midnight, the enslaved ghosts will leave the body of the soil puppet and come to this piece of locust tree watered with flesh and blood to absorb the yin and resentment as the motivation to continue to survive.

Strength: 4 points

Agility: 5 points

Stamina: 10 points

Spirit: 8 points

Health: 200 points

Mana value: 50 points (the HP/MP value conversion method of the Yaozu is different from that of the contractor)
Defense: 8 points

Melee attack power: 15 points

Passive skill (puppet): Monsters with this skill will not feel any pain, and conventional injuries will have little effect on it, but the lack of soul level makes it very incapable of fine work.

Passive skill (ghost): Monsters with this skill will be afraid of lightning damage, but they can automatically recover their health in places with heavy yin.

Black art: Illusion, using yin energy to make the target fall into a terrifying illusion and cannot extricate themselves, but it is ineffective for targets with high perception.

After following the clay puppet for more than a mile, he saw a deep cave appearing next to it.

Another dull puppet grabbed Fang Linyan's shoulder and pushed him into the cave, while Lubes followed to another place to entertain guests.

It can be seen from the shared field of view that there is actually a valley there, which was temporarily leveled, and then many huts were built.

After Rubes arrived, he found a place to lie down and sleep.
When a curious monster approached, it let out a threatening low growl, as if it was a stranger to stay away from, so no monster came to talk too much.

And after Fang Linyan entered the deep cave, he immediately found that it was like a prison cell. At least hundreds of people were imprisoned in it. The smell of sweat and excrement was mixed together, which was disgusting.

After Fang Linyan was roughly pushed in by the clay puppet, he still disguised himself as a person who had been enchanted, and stood there stupidly.

Unexpectedly, two people rushed up impatiently and took out Fang Linyan's pocket.

Obviously, this is not the first time they have done this. Before the fascination of the people who came in disappeared, let's grab a wave first.

But how could Fang Linyan let them succeed?

When he entered, he found that the earth puppets who were watching the place were standing outside the door. They didn't care about what was going on inside, and immediately swung two punches, hitting the stomachs of these two people hard.

(End of this chapter)

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