Prehistoric Calendar

Chapter 785 World Tentacles
"My name is Heng Gongchang, and I am a writer..."

Snapped!
Zhang Haohuan punched the pigeon spirit in the face with a livid face, and after thinking about it, he couldn't help but move the stone he dug out just now, and was about to press it on the face of the person who claimed to be Zhang Heng , as in his previous state.

(Wu Tian doesn't know that he is about to be buried here because of a name from his previous life, and this is the date of his death...)
The pigeon family immediately wailed loudly: "I have forgotten what my previous life was. I am now called Wutian, yes, my name is Wutian, and I am now a spiritual position of the pigeon family!!!"

The stone that was about to be pressed down stopped for a moment, and at this moment Zhang Haohuan's little partner pulled him, Zhang Haohuan hesitated for a while, but still put the stone down, and then said seriously to Wutian: "What do I ask?" What are you answering, don't talk about those who are there or not... Let me ask you, you said you were a human in your previous life, what was your occupation?"

Wutian immediately nodded honestly and said: "The author, the writer, the writer of online novels, anyway, that's the one, I write books on the website, my pen name is yttthz, I'm a down-and-out third-rate writer, unmarried, childless,... ..."

As Zhang Haohuan listened, the veins on his forehead popped out again, and he was going to move the stone again. Several friends around stopped him, and he howled dissatisfied: "Buried this disaster, why don't you Can't you see? He is one of the three thousand worlds. If we are not here, we will seal this scourge, and the horror will come!!!! Don't pull me, I said, don't pull me!!! "

(Wutian's fate is about to be revealed. He has absolutely no idea that the person in front of him hates anything that has to do with humor. The answer he thinks is humorous is actually about to end his fate...)
"I hate being funny!! All the books I write are the most serious documentary subjects!! There is not a single word of funny in my books!!" Wutian said loudly immediately.

The stone that was about to be pressed down slowly stopped again, Zhang Haohuan looked at him with an emotionless and critical look, and Wutian immediately looked back at him as if he was a good man, and the two looked at him like this It took at least five or six seconds before Zhang Haohuan slowly put down the stone in his hand.

"Well, it's true that you haven't been infected by funny, otherwise you will definitely do something funny if you look at me for five or six seconds." Zhang Haohuan said seriously.

Wu Tianxia asked: "For example?"

Zhang Haohuan's face began to turn black again, but this time he did not lift a stone, but said seriously: "You don't want to know, really, forget what I just said, stay away from being funny, that's The source of terror, the pinnacle of terror, terror itself..."

"That's so scary." Bei Mingkun said from behind: "Isn't it the same as those funny videos? For example, after two boxers looked at each other for a few seconds, one of them suddenly kissed the other..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Haohuan looked straight at Bei Mingkun, and seeing Bei Mingkun suddenly felt a chill on his back, Zhang Haohuan said: "I advise you to spend an hour or two in meditation every day, and read more. For articles on serious subjects, I personally recommend those from the Marxist-Leninist series, to purify all the funny memories and thoughts in your mind, otherwise... I am worried that one day you will embark on the road of funny degeneration, and then, you will not No one can save you!"

Bei Mingkun muttered, although he still didn't understand why Zhang Haohuan was so frightened by being funny, but the word depravity still had a deterrent effect, so he didn't dare to say anything more.

And Wutian actually doesn't understand why the word "funny" stimulates Zhang Haohuan so much. He thinks that Zhang Haohuan is probably mentally ill?He is a book writer, although he is a scumbag, but he has read a lot of various data novels, he knows that there are some abnormal mental illnesses, and he will be afraid of certain strange things, such as black fear, or bubble fear, One more hilarious horror doesn't seem like a big deal, does it?
(Stupid Wutian doesn’t even know that funny horror will sweep everything away. It’s an era where even the night is sad, and it’s an era where even the ultimate cries. And as witnesses to all of this, everyone will remember the funny Even for a long time, funny will become a taboo endorsement, any funny behavior will be banned, and anyone who is funny will be directly burned on the fire. That is the dark year of funny, that It is a world that Wutian would never imagine...)
"I'm stupid!" Wutian couldn't help shouting.

As soon as he said these words, he immediately saw the sign that the stone that Zhang Haohuan had put down was lifted up again, and he quickly shouted: "I just heard you say that you are depraved, so I was frightened all of a sudden, really, believe it Me, I definitely have nothing to do with being funny!!!”

Zhang Haohuan slowly put down the stone, stared at Wutian for a long time, and then asked: "Tell me about your situation, let alone your previous life, just tell me how you became what you are now?"

Wutian immediately said: "I was coding... Anyway, I guess I died suddenly. You also know that the bottom-level writers can't help it. In order to make a meal, they can only spell numbers. You know, I just need to put it on the shelf. I’m going to get all the hard work every time, I dare say I don’t have anyone who is more diligent than me.”

At this time, by accident, Chen Yang suddenly said a word: "I'm afraid you don't have any income other than full attendance, right? How much is the average order? Is it over a hundred?"

Wutian immediately blushed, na na talking about something about a book writer...

"Stop, stop!!!"

Zhang Haohuan was watching and listening in a relaxed spirit, suddenly his whole body was excited, and immediately shouted: "Stop it, this is a sign of being funny!! Everything can be Kong Yiji, this is a great horror, as expected... ...It seems that you should be buried here."

Zhang Haohuan looked at Wutian, with murderous intent in his eyes, and when he was about to continue lifting the stone, the friends around him immediately stopped him, and Qingshi said: "I'm still curious about his next story, continue Tell me, what's next?"

Wutian swallowed his saliva and said: "Anyway, that day when I was typing and was about to perform the six shifts of [-] characters as usual, suddenly my eyes went dark, and when I woke up again, I floated into the sky, and then landed with a bang. , I was pressed under the ground, with sand on top and rocks on the bottom, I couldn't move inside, but fortunately, I seemed to be able to eat without drinking water, although I was hungry and thirsty, but I couldn't stay like this I don’t know how long I’m still alive, although I have a premonition that I’m getting weaker and weaker…”

Zhang Haohuan calmed down and asked, "How long have you been here?"

Wutian said helplessly: "I don't know, I often fall into a deep sleep, it may be the body's instinct to retain energy, or it may be that my memory is merging with this body, in short, I am often unconscious, until recently I have only woken up frequently in the past six months."

Zhang Haohuan immediately asked: "What about the memory? How much memory do you inherit from this body?"

Wutian was stunned for a moment and said: "Almost all of them are memorized. I know this is the Great Desolate Continent, and I also know that I am a Pigeon Clan Spirit. By the way, I know everything about Transcendent, Legendary, Demigod, Spirit, Holy Spirit, etc. In my memory, I was super strong, but now I don’t know what happened, I can’t use any strength.”

At this time, Zhang Haohuan immediately asked again: "Then do you have the talent to awaken the pigeon family?"

Wutian immediately nodded and said: "Awakened, awakened, and I think my awakened innate ability is extremely strong, compared with the innate ability known by this body in my memory, it is at least hundreds of times stronger. Big killer, believe me, I am much more useful than you think!!!"

Hearing this, Zhang Haohuan breathed a sigh of relief, he let go of the stone he had been holding and said, "Rescue him, the pigeon family is a vegetarian and has never eaten human beings. One, he is just a tentacles split from the world, it is no longer a world, if it continues, it will be a real new life body, that’s fine.”

While speaking, Zhang Haohuan had already taken the lead to move the surrounding stones, and Wutian immediately breathed a sigh of relief. When he was about to ask about the meaning of the world tentacles, he heard the narration again.

(Wutian survived, and he didn't know that this was the beginning of his big chance...Damn it...)
"Wait, wait a minute, what's so hateful!? I'm so damn damn alive!?"

Wutian yelled on his own, but he didn't see that there was a dangerous light in Zhang Haohuan's eyes again, and he was bending down to lift the previous stone...

(End of this chapter)