infinite collapse

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[Hidden Mission: Obstruction]

[Mission Content: Stop Konoha's Eighth Squad's mission and make it fail. 】

[Completion condition: capture or kill Jonin Yuhihong]

[Mission rewards: 1 destruction coins, low-level special skill extraction card (X2), Chakra Sealing Pill (X[-])]

【Remarks: None】

"Fuck! Didn't I just want to do you a favor... What about it?" Opening the system task diary, Dongfang Ming directly and secretly blasted him, indicating that the system wanted to trick him again.

But fortunately, the hidden mission is not the main mission, nor is it a compulsory mission, it's okay if you don't do it.It’s just a pity for these rewards, special skill cards and chakra seal pills are all good things!Especially the one thousand destruction coins, it is really distressing.If he can get this thousand points of destruction coins, then he may be able to upgrade several levels in a row, and he can also recruit a lot of thugs,

At this moment, Hinata Hinata, who had been sipping tea with her head down, suddenly put down her teacup, looked up at Dongfang Ming, and asked weakly, "Well, what's the matter?" After being watched for so long, as a ninja Hinata naturally noticed the other party's gaze.

In an instant, the other two teenagers turned their heads to stare at the black-robed weirdo, while their teacher Yu Hihong was still eating the three-color dumpling leisurely, not as nervous as the students.

"Uh..." Dongfang Ming was slightly taken aback by this, and immediately a thought came into his mind, and he asked knowingly, "It's nothing, are you from Konoha?"

"Hmm." The blue-black long-haired girl nodded lightly in response, while the eyes of the dog owner became a little unfriendly, vicious.

"Then Naruto Uzumaki, do you know each other?" Dongfang Ming raised his cloak cap, showing his young face, as a sign of friendship.

"Ah! Naruto-kun..." Hinata's cheeks flushed red when she heard this, a little shy and flustered.

"It seems that you know each other, it's great, can I ask? Has Naruto-kun returned to the village now?" Dongfang Ming asked quickly, pretending to be lucky.Whether Uzumaki Naruto has returned to Konoha Ninja Village is a big clue to the plot, which means whether the plot has begun.

"That guy Naruto hasn't come back yet, what do you want from him?" Just as the words fell, Inuzuka Ya who was sitting beside him interjected, his tone obviously a little bit unfriendly.

Hearing these words, Dongfang Ming immediately lowered his head slightly, and muttered to himself: "It's been almost a year, haven't you returned to the village..." Even though he said that, what he thought in his heart was: "Since Naruto If he didn’t come back, it means that the plot has not officially started yet, and Gaara who became Kazekage was not captured by Akatsuki.” In Naruto Shippuden, Sand Hidden Village, one of the five great ninja villages, is their fifth generation Kazekage-sama will be kidnapped by Akatsuki.

"Actually, it's nothing important. I just happened to go to the Fire Country Tour. I should pass by Konoha Village, and I'm going to talk to Naruto-kun." Then, Dongfang Ming raised his head again, and made up a lie to reply to the boy who raised the dog.

"Oh." Hearing this, Inuzuka Ya suddenly let go of most of his vigilance, simply thinking that since the other party is familiar with Naruto, it is impossible for him to be a bad person.

At this time, Yuhihong who had been eating meatballs beside him suddenly said, "So, you and Naruto are very familiar, right?"

"I don't know each other very well. We have been together for less than a week. It can only be regarded as hit-to-toe relationship. We talked a lot with each other. By the way, is Ichiraku Ramen delicious? Naruto recommended this very much and asked me to go to Konoha You must taste it..." Dongfang Ming pretended to be long-winded, using some information he knew to make up lies, talking nonsense in a serious manner.

"..." Now, Xi Hihong was rather embarrassed, feeling that she really misunderstood the other party.Maybe this guy might really know Naruto...

"Well, it's delicious, Naruto-kun's favorite." Afterwards, Hinata picked up the words and brought back the atmosphere.

"Oh, then it's decided. If I can meet Naruto, I'll treat him to Yile Ramen. By the way, when the time comes, you all come together. I'll treat you." Dongfang Ming was also very cooperative, turning the atmosphere into a good one. pull.A familiar look.

"Together with Naruto-kun..." As a result, Hinata misunderstood the meaning, and became shy as if imagining it, her face flushed.

At this time, Yu Hihong, who led the team, couldn't resist someone's enthusiasm, so he had no choice but to reply politely: "You are too polite, we still have tasks, and when Naruto comes back, we may not be there." .”

"Uh, it's a pity, otherwise, this meal will be mine. What do you want to eat, order more, and I will treat you." To this, Dongfang Ming still responded enthusiastically.

"You are too polite..." Xi Hihong couldn't stand it anymore, so she could only continue to reply kindly.

"You're welcome. Anyway, I'm so poor that I only have money left. Since we rarely meet each other, it's fate, so let's make friends." Although the other party said so, Dongfang Ming might give up so far, but he said Then, he couldn't help complaining in his heart: "Damn, labor and management are too hypocritical, obviously it's the first time you are so shameless." Speaking of which, this is the first time he said such a thing, almost copying a certain The fake dialogue of some TV series.In addition, he robbed a lot of property from the bandits, and he also searched some coins from the empty city before, so he is really not ordinary rich now.Well, almost all of it is money, but the so-called poor is only money...

"That's really embarrassing." In the end, Yuhihong accepted it.

"It's nothing..." Afterwards, Dongfang Ming, who was disgusted by himself, moved in his heart, and said to Hinata Hinata who bowed his head: "By the way, this cute little sister, you and Naruto are the same age."

"En." The girl responded lightly without raising her head.

Seeing Hinata's response, Dongfang Ming said again in a serious manner: "I heard from Naruto that he has a crush on someone who is the same age. Could it be you?"

"Naruto, I like it, I..." Hearing these words, Hinata's face immediately turned redder, and her head seemed to be steaming with heat.

Glancing at her shy companion, Yume Shino explained slowly in her own weird tone: "No, you made a mistake. If you want to ask why, Naruto likes Sakura, not Hinata."

Although Dongfang Ming was already snickering when he heard this, but his personality was rather bad, he still chose to pretend to be strange and said: "Uh, your name is Hinata, but who is Sakura, isn't it Sasuke? Naruto, you call again in your dreams Sasuke, Sasuke..."

After a pause, someone with a blank expression on his face continued blankly: "Isn't she someone Naruto likes?"

In an instant, the scene became silent, and everyone was speechless.

"Sasuke is not a girl..." After a few seconds, Kuroyuki replied awkwardly.

"It's not a girl, so it's a cute boy?" At this moment, someone was already addicted, flirting with these four plot characters ruthlessly.Most of the plot of Naruto is very clear to him, and he knows some interesting things.For example, Churiki of Konoha's past generations was married to Hokage, and there was a certain boy with six beards who always shouted to become Hokage's man.Well, there is also the brother-controlled boy who defected for many years and finally understood the benefits of being Hokage, so he confessed in front of everyone that he wanted to be Hokage.

"It's not cute at all..." Inuzuka Ya couldn't help but interrupted again.

"That's so strange, how could Naruto like boys?" Dongfang Ming continued to pretend to be confused.

Glancing at his three speechless students, Teacher Hong explained helplessly: "You made a mistake, the relationship between them should be friends."

After saying that, Dongfang Ming raised his right hand to his chin, pondered for a while, and then said: "Really? But I don't feel like it, a normal friend, how can Naruto say he likes it in his dreams, and even make kisses... ..." After that, he suddenly lowered his voice: "Naruto, he probably likes men..."

"No, Naruto-kun is not that kind of person." Suddenly, Hinata who had been silent all this time became excited, expressing that she could not accept this statement.

But someone obviously didn't have enough fun, and Hinata's performance made him even more interesting.So, the vicious person started the topic again in a tricky manner: "Well, it's not good, once a man and a man kiss, it's not good..."

Immediately afterwards, a dog-raising idiot was really fooled, and immediately asked curiously: "What's wrong with a man kissing a man?"

Naturally, Dongfang Ming said what he had prepared: "I have been to a place, and there is a legend there, as long as two men kiss each other, they are destined to be together in this life, and they will never forget each other. More like a curse."

"No way, Naruto and Sasuke..." Before the words fell, the three students had an unexpected kissing scene between Naruto and Sasuke a long time ago appeared in the minds of the three students.

"Okay, let's not talk about this, I'll treat you what you want to eat." Seeing that the key person was lost in thought, Dongfang Ming immediately changed the subject, unwilling to say more.His goal has been achieved, there is no need to continue flirting.

"Need not……"

"It's okay, what are you polite about? If you feel really embarrassed, then when I go to Konoha, you can be a tour guide and take me around."

"Okay, thank you."

"There is nothing to thank..." After a few words of politeness, Dongfang Ming asked the store to serve tea, refreshments and other various snacks.

On the other side, Samyi drank tea silently, and occasionally glanced at Dongfang Ming.