Great time travel

"...Hoohoo! Satisfied! Satisfied! I saw the howling zombies with my own eyes today, and ate so many delicious goodies... I must write them all in my blog diary when I go back! Hey, what a pity I didn't bring my mobile phone or camera today, so I couldn't take pictures as souvenirs..."

Beside the extinguished bonfire, Haruhi Suzumiya muttered incoherently with the excitement of drunkenness.

"...It's time to go back! If I don't go back by the time I go to bed at night, Nobi-kun will be very worried."

Doraemon packed the rest of the ingredients into his pocket, and said, "...Wang Qiujun, when will you send us back?"

——For these guys' "innocent and pure" thinking, Wang Qiu didn't know what to say, so he pointed to the light ball called "Lord God" on the top of his head, "...you have to ask it , we were all forcibly pulled in by it.”

"...Oh, is that so?" Suzumiya Haruhi looked up at the "Lord God" with drunken eyes, and then shouted, "...Hey! We don't know if it's a human or a computer, we can play enough now Now, we are full after eating, then hurry up and send us home!"

Obviously, such a taken-for-granted request can only be answered in the negative.

"...Refused! Reincarnators need to pay [-] reward points before they can leave the game, and none of your remaining reward points meet the requirements of the rules." ——The ball of light hanging in midair, or "the main god" , immediately issued such a mechanical and monotonous sound.

However, although the rules of the main god cannot be violated, the orders of the gods cannot be refused.

"... Long-winded! You big ball of light! Don't you even understand the principle that customers are God? I order you to send me back as soon as possible! In this way, I can still give you a like in your comment column! Otherwise, be careful of me I will give you 32 bad reviews in a row!"

——Although these words sounded like exasperated nonsense, if they came out of Suzumiya Haruhi's mouth, it would be a lot of fun.

Question: What kind of person is Haruhi Suzumiya, a Japanese Genki female high school student?

Well, she is very competitive, and has a personality that is the only one in the sky and the world.Very self-righteous, super willful, thinks that the world revolves around her, never knows what she is thinking in her mind, and has extreme emotional changes.I don't listen to what I don't like, and I put it into practice as soon as I think of something.She is very afraid of being bored, and she is always active in looking for interesting things. She can be called the girl who can't hold a nuclear bomb launch button in Japan, but she has something more terrifying than any nuclear bomb—it can change the world at any time. Wishes come true" power!

To put it simply, Haruhi Suzumiya is an omnipotent super goddess, her words are oracles, and her orders represent the will of the universe!
Therefore, as soon as she said the oracle that "words follow", the poor Lord God immediately fell into chaos in the wind.

"... Alert! Alert! The control system has been invaded, the program library has been disrupted, and now the source of the interference is being wiped out..."

"...Erase? How dare you?!" Hearing this, Suzumiya Haruhi stared at him immediately, "...Be careful, I'll tear you down!"

"...The obliteration failed. It seems that there is a BUG. The system starts to repair automatically. Cancel this operation and start the obliteration again..."

"...You're never finished! Be obedient to me, do you understand?" Haruhi Suzumiya stomped his feet irritably, causing the main god to be in a mess again.

"...Obliteration failed again, the logic system was confused, the obliteration command and the prohibition obliteration command conflicted, security measures were activated, the program was temporarily isolated, and the obliteration function was frozen... Now that the interference has been preliminarily eliminated, the obliteration has been restarted..."

"...It's so cruel to kill something, let's change it to a fart dance together! Twisting~~~~Twisting~~~~"

Shinnosuke Nohara, who was also full of food and drink, suddenly jumped out with blurred eyes, and shouted at the big ball of light in midair with his tongue tied.

——Although the effectiveness may be slightly worse than that of Suzumiya Haruhi, Nohara Shinnosuke's "deprivation of IQ stunt" is also irresistible to the main god.

This undeniable request made the main god suddenly stuck, and it took a long time before he made a hoarse voice that seemed to be squeezed out of his teeth:

"...The obliteration penalty is cancelled, and instead all the team members dance the fart dance together, twisting around~~~~ twisting around~~~~"

——As a result, Wang Qiu was almost stunned to find that he had lost control of his body, and began to follow behind Nohara Shinnosuke involuntarily, twisting his waist and protruding his hips, and provoked a very shameful butt-twisting dance... And the same is true for Doraemon and others...

Obviously, such a disgraceful fart dance with extremely stupid posture, full of coquettishness and stupidity is very unacceptable for any girl... Therefore, Haruhi Suzumiya only twisted it slightly After a few butt hits, I couldn't take it anymore.

"...It's not fun to twist our butts like this! Come on! Hurry up and send us home! This is an order!" She easily broke free from the restraints, stood up with her hips on her hips, and pointed at the Lord God and scolded, "... ...This is the number one beautiful girl in Japan, an order that Haruhi Suzumiya cannot refuse!"

——At this moment, Haruhi Suzumiya represents the will of the universe, represents the choice of fate, shoulders the desire of countless reincarnated people for freedom and home, and the monstrous hatred for this cruel and cold death game!She is not alone!She is really not alone!

Therefore, the main god, who had been forcibly lowered to the level of a five-year-old child's fighting power by Nohara Shinnosuke, began to disintegrate unsurprisingly.

"...denied, approved, rejected, approved, overlapping permissions, command conflicts, program confusion, system restart..."

"... How long are you going to hang around? Really, change the customer service channel for me! I must complain to you next time!"

Miss Suzumiya Haruhi yelled impatiently, and once again shot the poor main god to death with undeniable words.

"...reboot failed, system crashed, reinstallation started, the estimated time to complete the entire process is..."

"...Damn it! You're never finished! A game with such a bad service attitude, you'd better stop operating it!"

The frustrated Suzumiya Haruhi issued a curse, and the lord god, who was already on the verge of collapse, received a fatal blow.

"...the system was violently destroyed, the reinstallation failed, the server was forced to shut down, and the Infinity Space Project ended..."

"...Wait! Wait!" Seeing that these guys basically finished the main god with three attacks, five divisions and two divisions, Wang Qiu immediately shouted joyfully after the initial shock, "...don't end the game yet! ! Let it send us out! Otherwise we will be trapped here!"

"...That's right! Even if you want to shut down the server, you have to let us players log out first!" Suzumiya Haruhi nodded in agreement.

——The next moment, with the help of Nagato Yuki's secret "information operation", the main god completely succumbed to the will of Haruhi Suzumiya.

"...Accept the mandatory order again, cancel the shutdown instruction, and forcefully shut down the external network instead. After erasing the bloodlines, abilities and memories of all surviving reincarnations, and depriving them of equipment, they will all be forcibly logged out and sent back to the real time and space... Alert! ALERT! SYSTEM OVERLOADED...Kaz—"

Accompanied by a crackling sound like glass shattering, the "Lord God" suspended in mid-air like the sun, exuding a cool white light, suddenly began to tremble, dim, burst out bursts of spark-like spots, and finally basically extinguished …After that, it rolled down to the ground with a thud, and at the same time shrank sharply, until it was only about the size of a baseball, and rolled to Wang Qiu's feet.

And with the disappearance of the light source, the entire main god square also became dark.

After a while, Wang Qiu turned on a tactical flashlight with a "snap", illuminating everyone's faces in the dark with tangled expressions.

At this moment, the expressions on the faces of each of them are only covetous, and at a loss...

——The thick-skinned goods of the Lord God have been ruined, what should we do next?