Great time travel

Chapter 2, Naturist camp on the banks of the Nile
From a rough look, for a visitor from another world who has the support of Doraemon, it should not be difficult to find that Mr. Zhang Daniu.

First, according to the general rule, the exit they crossed for the first time should be opened near a certain target person—and in the plot space of "Daughter of the Nile", the only target person who crosses over is Mr. Zhang Daniu A person, there is no trouble caused by multiple goals.

Second, Doraemon's magical props [person-finding cane] can help Wang Qiu and the others quickly point out the direction of the target person.

Third, in ancient Egypt in the [-]th century BC, there were absolutely no East Asian yellow races.When a Chinese comes here, it is as conspicuous as a light bulb in the dark.If he can survive in ancient Egypt for three years, he will surely be known and paid attention to by many Egyptians.

So, they came to the world of "Daughter of the Nile" confidently...then they were slapped hard by the cruel reality!

First of all, the place where it descended after the first crossing was on the outskirts of Thebes, the capital of Upper Egypt.This is indeed an important plot stage of "Daughter of the Nile", yes, but it is also the most densely populated place in ancient Egypt, with nearly 20 urban residents alone, plus the farmers in the surrounding fertile land, the total population of the area I'm afraid it's no less than [-]!And there are a lot of caravans coming and going every day... so it is not easy to find someone.

Secondly, when the helpless Wang Qiu turned to Doraemon for help, he was surprised to find that the [person-finding stick] seemed to be ineffective here—the magical stick turned around and around on the ground, but always If he couldn't fall down, he couldn't point out the direction of Mr. Zhang Daniu!

In this regard, Doraemon explained this way: "... [The Cane of Finding People] can indeed help us find people, but the premise is that the person we are looking for has not changed his name! And since Mr. Zhang Daniu I have lived in ancient Egypt for three years, so in order to do as the Romans do, I have probably given myself a new Egyptian-style name in accordance with the cultural customs of ancient Egypt, and completely forgot the original old name. In addition, other people in this time and space People, probably only know his Egyptian name...In such a situation, the [Tracing Staff] is useless."

Well, this explanation seems reasonable, but the question is, where did you ask Wang Qiu to find out the Egyptian name of Comrade Zhang Daniu?
——Even in Doraemon's [Universe Encyclopedia], it is impossible to record the secrets in this parallel world, right?
Moreover, several days have passed since this time, ships on the Nile River have been coming and going, and caravans riding camels are also coming and going. Who knows if Comrade Zhang Daniu is still in Thebes?
Fortunately, although this cheating [person-finding walking stick] cannot find the traverser Zhang Daniu, it can find several protagonists of the plot of "Daughter of the Nile"-now it has been confirmed that the three characters in the love drama "Daughter of the Nile" The protagonists of the bitterness, whether it is the Egyptian queen Isis, the Egyptian king Memphis, or the daughter of the Nile River Carol, are not in the capital city of Thebes at this time, and only the old minister Imhodb is in charge of the government in the palace.

As for where the protagonists who love to death have gone, or where the plot has progressed, further investigation is required.

For this reason, when Wang Qiu and Ma Tong were lying on the hill to peek at the scenery of the Nile Valley, Doraemon wore a [stone hat] that concealed his figure (it can be roughly compared to an invisibility cloak, or an extremely high-end hat). three-dimensional holographic camouflage), quietly sneaked into the city of Thebes with a camera.

And now, it's the time they agreed to reunite.

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In the vast desert to the east of the Nile Valley, a silver hemispherical metal building unexpectedly appeared at some point.

Had the ancient Egyptians been willing to leave their verdant valleys and walk a mere 10 minutes to the east, they would have been horrified to discover this "miracle"...but given that few ancients would have ventured into the desert to seek It is hard to eat, and this place is far away from commercial roads, so no one knows about it so far.

This is the magical prop of Doraemon, [Portable Camping Cabin], which can be reduced into an adventure cap and worn on top of the head at ordinary times. When used, it can be placed on the ground to restore its original shape, and it becomes a solid fortress that can accommodate six people. Any beast Don't even think about tearing off that layer of metal shell and breaking in.

For the sake of safety, the only cabin door is opened at the very top like a tank turret...Grinning and grabbing the metal ladder that has been sunburnt enough to boil eggs, one turned over and jumped into the camping cabin, feeling the air-conditioning blowing The bursts of air-conditioning made Wang Qiu feel refreshed for a while.

Although the temperature inside the cabin was a full [-] degrees Celsius, it was already considered cool and pleasant compared to the scorching hell of [-] degrees Celsius outside.

At this moment, Doraemon was kneeling alone on the floor, flipping through a large pile of photos one by one, with dozens of original Japanese comics of "Daughter of the Nile" spread out beside her.Seeing Wang Qiu and Ma Tong coming in, he greeted them casually, and immediately started talking about business.

"...I walked around the city of Thebes, and even went to the palace to explore, but no matter where I was, I didn't see any East Asians, and I didn't hear similar legends...About "The Nile River" I found some clues about the plot of My Daughter in the city—according to what I overheard chatting with the court ladies, Queen Isis seems to have married Lagashus, the king of Babylon, and left Egypt forever The daughter of the Nile, Kairol, was plundered several times by hostile forces such as the Hittite Kingdom, the Assyrian Kingdom, the Babylonian Kingdom, and Queen Isis. The devil escaped from the desert and joined her husband Memphis. But just returned to Egypt, because Egyptian King Memphis wanted to marry Libyan Princess Gafna, so sad that she jumped into the Nile and ran away..."

Doraemon took out a small book, and based on the records on it, he talked to Wang Qiu and Ma Tong, "...As a time traveler, we certainly know that she has returned to the modern world, but these ancient Egyptians did not know that she had returned to the modern world." I know, I just thought that the Daughter of the Nile River had returned to the 'House of God'..."

"...So, is it possible that Kyrol is not in ancient Egypt right now, but has traveled through time and space and returned to the modern world—the 'modern world' in the 70s?" Wang Qiu poured soda into his mouth while He frowned and murmured, but then denied the speculation, "...No, if Kyroll is not in this time and space, then [The Cane] shouldn't respond!"

"...Bingo! That's right, so Kyrol has actually returned to this time and space, but he hasn't returned to Egypt yet."

Doraemon snapped his fingers and said like this—I really don’t know how his chubby ball palm achieved such a difficult movement, "...I sneaked into Prime Minister Imhodb’s office and found Several government documents written on papyrus show that someone saw the Daughter of the Nile at Mount Musha near the Salt Sea (the Dead Sea in modern Israel, according to the ancient Egyptians).

For this reason, the Egyptian government immediately dispatched Unas, the captain of the royal palace guard, to organize the Lower Egyptian army close to there to search for her traces in the area of ​​Mount Musha.King Memphis then left Thebes and rushed to Memphis, the ancient capital of Lower Egypt, to welcome his 'Golden Princess'..."

"...In this way, the story of "Daughter of the Nile" should have entered the plot of volumes No.20 to No.30?
At the beginning of traveling to this world, Wang Qiu had already done some homework on the comic story of "Daughter of the Nile" in advance, so he immediately made a judgment, "...In this way, our heroine, Miss Carol, Is there going to be another bloody drama this time?"

"...Well, because of King Memphis' change of heart, this American chick followed her admirer, Mashali, to 'retreat' to Mount Musha, but was kidnapped by Prince Izmi of the Hittite Empire again. After finally escaping from the clutches of Prince Izmi, Kyrol successfully met General Unas of Egypt, and solved the previous misunderstanding about Memphis - it turned out that the king of Egypt did not marry a second princess, but It was she who believed the rumors before... Hey, the heroine written by a Japanese female writer is so hypocritical! She is only allowed to return to modern times, entangled with her ex-fiancé Jimmy, and Arab rich man Al-Afmed, but not male The main character, Memphis, has sex with a black Libyan girl?
What's more, from the perspective of history and human nature, it is strange that the ancient Western kings did not practice polygamy!I have read a Lily time-travel novel written by European and American writers. The heroine is also a blonde and blue-eyed modern heroine, who also traveled to the ancient Middle East. She quickly adapted to the environment of serving a husband with all the beauties in the harem, and competed for favor. While taking the opportunity to push down all kinds of girls..."

Sister Ma Tong took up the conversation and commented, "...well, where did I just say that? Oh, by the way, after meeting General Unas, Kyrol set off to return to Egypt, but unexpectedly, he was halfway The Temple of the Salt Sea, and the former Queen of Lower Egypt who hated her to the bone, and now Her Majesty Isis, the Queen of Babylon, met on a narrow road, and fell into the Salt Sea (Dead Sea) in the chaos, and lost the child in her stomach...

However, even so many crises and tribulations failed to destroy the persistence of love between Kyroll and Memphis. After going through all kinds of difficulties and dangers, they finally met again again. Luo Er was weak and unconscious. In order to revive Ky Luo Er, Memphis carried her to the temple to pray.But the priests have been bought by Queen Isis, who poured oil into the trenches around the altar to burn them to death.Next, with the raging fire, Kyroll woke up from the arms of Memphis. The two ignored the flames and hugged each other tightly... Oh, how could a king risk his life for love!It's so romantic!It is even more shocking than the love story of "Titanic"! "

"...Why do I only think that the vicious supporting actress, Queen Isis, is so stupid that people don't know what to say?"

Wang Qiu rubbed his forehead and muttered, "...can't keep a man's heart, can't keep his power and position, and even ruined his reputation, besides dying all the way... hey, that's right, one She has almost lost herself for love, but she is cruel and ruthless, and treats human life like nothing. How rational can you expect her to behave? Fortunately, she has left Egypt far away and will not add to us any more. Trouble, otherwise, I really don't know how to deal with such a vicious woman who is crazy and likes to vent her anger..."

"...But the problem is, if she hadn't faced an opponent like Kyroll, who is more tenacious than a cockroach, she wouldn't have made it like this!"

Ma Tong shrugged his shoulders and muttered, "...When I was reading comics, I always felt that Carol, a seemingly delicate and wealthy lady, is actually comparable to Saint Seiya in terms of survivability and luck. If she is an enemy, it will definitely be a nightmare that can drive people crazy!

From the first volume of "Daughter of the Nile", under the arrangement of the author Aunt Hosokawa, the pampered and pampered Miss Carroll experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships like the Tang monk who went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures—the first is the water disaster: once Falling into the Nile again, into the Dead Sea, into the Aegean Sea, into many other rivers and mountain streams, into the garden pool of the Hittite palace, into the crocodile pool of the Egyptian palace, into the water storage of the Tower of Babel in Babylon pool, fell into the flood-stricken area of ​​Syria, fell into the underground waterway of the Minoan Palace, and was finally tied up with hemp rope and thrown into the Mediterranean Sea...

Then, the daughter of the Nile River encountered a lot of fire disasters: first, she saw Queen Isis kill Princess Midavan and was burned, then she detonated the Babel Tower of Babylon and was burned when she fled, and then encountered terrorist arson while taking a cruise ship in the modern world Being burned, riding a horse in ancient times would also encounter a fire in a modern oil refinery that spans time and space, and even lying down when sick and unconscious would continue to be framed and burned...

Next came mountain disasters: being buried by falling rocks while avoiding kidnapping, encountering bandits when fleeing into the deep mountains, and encountering cave geysers blocking the road when getting rid of pursuers...

In addition, there are beasts: cobras were set in the bedroom, crocodiles chased and killed while walking, lions attacked when they got married, and wolves chased them when they escaped...

As for the "human hardships" she encountered are countless: being captured by Queen Isis to be mummified, having her wrist broken by King Memphis of Egypt, being whipped by Prince Izmi, being forced to eat poisonous flowers in Assyria, and jumping into the sea from a tall building , was strangled, suffered a miscarriage, was buried alive, was kidnapped many times, got lost in the desert several times, and fainted from countless dizziness and anemia.Even the leading and supporting actors in the plot of "Daughter of the Nile" mostly have a process of turning enemies into friends with Kyroll.King Memphis of Egypt wanted to kill her at first, Prince Izmi of the Hittites wanted to kill her at first, and King Lagersh of Babylon also wanted to kill her at first, and then they all fell in love with Kyrol in the end~ Wow, really Warm!
As for the love rivals whose men were robbed by Kyrol, whether it is Queen Isis of Lower Egypt, Princess Gavna of Libya, or the list of princesses, queens and noble ladies from all over the world... It seems that they have always wanted to kill She, no matter how many years she persevered... Alas, what a tragedy!
However, although this little blond woman is so innocent and kind, or a brain-dead idiot, she will shout: "Memphis, save me" all day long, and there are so many enemies against her from morning to night. She is eyeing her, but this Daughter of the Nile is still alive and kicking, glamorous, and even makes all the power holders in Egypt's neighboring countries madly want to get her... It's really enviable! "

She sighed, "...In short, regardless of whether or not Kyroll has the 'unkillable protagonist halo' on her head, we must not have any bad ideas about her, otherwise we will definitely die without knowing why. Damn... people's luck is the most unpredictable thing!"

"...you can rest assured about this." Wang Qiu rolled his eyes, "...we must only flatter and curry favor with such a person with great luck, and we must never offend him. Whatever happens Trouble, we really can’t agree, can’t we hide if we can’t provoke it?”

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"...cough cough! Closer to home, in view of the huge gap in thinking between us and the ancient Egyptians, it may be troublesome to communicate directly. It is more appropriate to find an intermediary. Therefore, what we have to do now is to wait for Kai When Luo Er, a modern man, comes back, make another plan..."

Doraemon coughed a few times, interjected, and made a final decision, "...In any case, it is easier to have this daughter of the Nile River from modern times as an introducer than directly dealing with a group of ancient people-although, in your eyes , this American girl born in the 60s of the twentieth century probably cannot be considered a 'modern person'..."

——Indeed, after half a century, in the eyes of Ma Tong and Wang Qiu, it would be a bit of a stretch to say that Carol is a contemporary of them.It should be noted that in the past half century, the world has changed rapidly.

If you talk to Carroll, who was stuck in the 70s and 911s, and talk about the end of the Cold War, the collapse of the Soviet Union, China’s reform and opening up, the [-] incident in the United States, and the melee in the Middle East that the U.S. military has fought intermittently for decades, European and American countries began to go to war. Industrialization, the Japanese have become wasteful otaku after the economic collapse, China has risen to become the factory of the world, and the population of modern Egypt has swelled to nearly [-] million... There are also Internet, holographic movies, etc. It is estimated that her eyes will stare Gotta fall out—but that's how world history goes.

Not to mention that in order to arouse Carol's sympathy, Wang Qiu and the others plan to let the refugees in the bed city show up and tell the originator of the Virgin Mary Sue about the tragic episode in "Apocalypse of the Academy" Doomsday version of future history...

After finalizing the next action plan, Doraemon changed the subject again and talked about what he had seen and heard in the city.

"...Also, after walking around the city of Thebes, I finally understand why you advised me not to bring Nobi Nobita, Xiaofu, Fat Tiger and the others here...the streets are full of naked people Men and women with bare buttocks are really not suitable for elementary school students to watch!"

——Uh, indeed, in the eyes of those conservative people, ancient Egypt is almost a large-scale nudist camp that has lost its shame... Even if the Japanese have a relatively open concept of sex, for a group of innocent elementary school students, This is still too exciting.

We can't take "sex#education#education from elementary school" seriously!And it's such a visual "hands-on lesson"!