Great time travel

Chapter 12. The Minoan Messenger's Request
Accompanied by the bright and silver glow of the starry sky, a gentle breeze seems to carry the moist water vapor of the Nile, slowly pushing away the huge gauze hanging from the ground, setting off ripples like ripples, and pouring into the resplendent boulders Inside the palace.

Under the reflection of oil lamps and torches, this huge brightly lit palace looks extravagant in the night.The woolen tapestry is painted with a brightly colored Egyptian royal cobra coat of arms, and the stone pillars and walls are full of Egyptian-style reliefs and murals.

Among them, the most extravagant statues are even covered with a layer of magnificent gold leaf, shining brightly under the firelight, which is particularly eye-catching.And in the corner under the huge stone pillar, exquisite alabaster incense jars are burning slowly green smoke, filling the air with a wonderful fragrance.All kinds of artworks made of gold and ivory are scattered and arranged in a dazzling array.The gorgeous silk and satin window curtains that have just been replaced are floating with the wind in the night, and the colorful glass wind chimes are dialed, making a crisp and pleasant jingle sound.

The cedar wooden throne in the center of the hall was covered with golden silk curtains, not only decorated with a dazzling array of jewels, but also covered with a layer of unusually soft wolf fur. People feel hot and dry.

King Memphis, who ruled the rich lands of Upper and Lower Egypt, now leans lazily on this wolf-skin cushion on the throne. He wears a snow-white robe, a gold belt, and a ring of gold on his head. The eagle-shaped forehead ornament looks extraordinarily heroic.

And Carol, the daughter of the Nile with blond hair and shawl, was wearing a "Cunick" tube skirt, snuggling up to Memphis's side with a cute smile.

This time at the palace banquet, Carol, who always hated heavy makeup, still didn't put any makeup on her face, but just put a layer of light red on her lips, and followed the ancient Egyptian custom, painted on slender eye shadow , the mysterious lines of peacock green and silver set off her big eyes extremely brightly, adding a mysterious charm to the original innocent cuteness.

Beneath the throne, Egypt's rich and powerful and foreign tribute envoys gathered together, each with a beautiful blanket spread out in front of them.Groups of half-naked Egyptian maidservants wearing wigs, dark brown skin, and only a piece of cloth wrapped around their crotch, shaking their plump or poor breasts, as well as tinkling earrings and necklaces, flowing like flowing water. All kinds of food and wine are placed on blankets-the ancient Egyptians seldom used tables for meals.

Generally speaking, the recipes of the ancient Egyptians are quite rich, especially the grand palace banquets, which took great pains.The bread, which is the staple food, has been made into many shapes, and it is also served with minced garlic and date paste for seasoning.As for the variety of dishes, it is very rich. There are steaming lamb shank, fried fish and duck stew with expensive spices, cakes with dates, raisins and dried figs, boiled chickpeas. Green salad with celery, lettuce, green sprouts, almonds and hazelnuts with honey.There are also goat cheese and camel milk from desert areas, using a method similar to beggar chicken, waterfowl wrapped in clay and cooked, and plates of crispy and oily roast chicken...

——In the ancient Egyptian era, chickens were a very rare creature. At first, chickens were only raised in captivity in the royal palace, and ordinary people could not eat them at all.Ducks, geese, herons and other water birds can be seen everywhere on the banks of the Nile, and fish is a staple food that even slaves can eat—during the flooding of the Nile, Egyptian fishermen don’t even have to catch fish, there will be fish after the tide ebbs. Countless fish are stranded between the shallows and mud.Let the passers-by pick it up at will and throw it into the pan to fry until cooked, and then serve it with various sauces for the whole family to eat.

There are more than a dozen varieties of post-meal fruits, such as pomegranates, watermelons, and figs. As for the drinks for guests, they are not cheap Egyptian beer, but expensive wine and imported cider.In Egypt, generally only those wealthy people who come and go in and out of the royal palace can afford such expensive drinks.

However, the above-mentioned delicacies carefully prepared by the royal chefs have no chance for King Memphis to enjoy and evaluate.

Because, Princess Carol just bought a lot of American fast food such as KFC and McDonald's from the travelers in the future world, and placed them in front of Memphis like a treasure—well, but, based on the ancients in BC The level of cooking, the "junk food" of the future world, has indeed been called a delicacy.For example, those pieces of golden and crispy KFC fried chicken look very high-end.As for the french fries dipped in ketchup, it is also a good appetizer.There is also a large piece of steaming "pizza", which not only smells delicious, but also has colorful colors, which makes people salivate and move their index fingers when they see it.And what makes Memphis most curious are those colorful carbonated drinks.

"...Eh? What is this thing? It looks cool, why is it still bubbling?"

Pointing to the orange drink that was bubbling from the bottom of the glass, Memphis asked in confusion.

"...This is Fanta, it's still frozen! It's the coolest thing to quench your thirst!" Kyroll handed him a cup of Fanta graciously.

"...Well, the taste is numb and sweet. It also smells like oranges." Memphis King took a sip of Fanta, with a complicated expression on his face.

"...That's right, this is an orange-flavored carbonated drink." Carol smiled, "...Drink more! It won't taste good after the gas is gone..."

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Just as Princess Carol and King Memphis were sharing the long-lost high-fat and high-calorie junk food rich in various additives, Wang Qiu and other future travelers are also tasting the pure natural green of this world Contaminated food, and expressed dissatisfaction.

"...Mmmm, the taste of this bread is really not that good! But it is not mixed with sand..."

Ma Tong murmured dissatisfiedly as he chewed the too hard "bread" in his mouth.

——Although the ancient Egyptians already had the most primitive fermentation technology, it was not developed, and it was generally only used in pastries and pastries.Therefore, the bread that goes with the main meal is still a hard unfermented product, not as delicious and soft as modern bread.From the appearance, it is not so much the "bread" in the impression of modern people, it is more like the "naan" eaten by Xinjiang people and Afghans.

What's more, because of the heavy wind and sand in Egypt, the kitchen conditions were very simple - their kitchen at that time was not even a kitchen, but a triangular oven made of mud embryos piled up in the open air or in a grass shed. To light the fire, there are small holes in the outer layer for ventilation, and there will be a small platform on it for placing a small pot of soup, and the slopes on both sides of the stove are used for baking bread... So, when the Egyptians baked bread More or less, some sand will fall into it, and no matter how you prevent it, it will not be cleaned.

Not only is this unappetizing, but it is also a serious health threat - the hard quartz sand would wear away the enamel layer of Egyptian teeth, causing dental caries, which in turn caused dental nerve ulceration.In the most serious cases, it can even induce sepsis and lead to the death of the patient... The famous pharaoh Ramses II in Egyptian history died of tooth decay.

So, all the time travelers have only been here for two days, and they have been complaining about the sand in all kinds of pastries and pasta, and they don't know how this American chick, Carol, has persisted here.It is enough to surprise Ma Tong to find a few pieces of completely "pure" bread nowadays.

"...Because the bread on the table was originally baked with the flour we brought, otherwise how would it be so clean?"

Wang Qiu sighed and shook his head, and explained to Ma Tong—in fact, the pampered Miss Carroll did not criticize the food mixed with sand in ancient Egypt. I asked for two tons of refined flour and a lot of butter.For this reason, the last two crocodiles left in the Thebes palace were also stuffed into the [automatic pawn machine], and they have been completely extinct since then... But this is not a big problem, anyway, as long as King Memphis orders Going down, there will naturally be fishermen and hunters who are not afraid of life and death to catch crocodiles and pay tribute to the palace.

——Among the various pawns provided by the Egyptians, these crocodiles are the most popular among traversers: crocodile skin is the finest leather material, dried crocodile meat can be used to treat asthma, and crocodile eggs , it is rich in benign cholesterol, which can eliminate excess fat in blood vessels and help keep blood vessels unblocked.Crocodile gallbladder has the functions of detoxification, calming heat and promoting metabolism, and has a significant curative effect on fatty liver and liver cirrhosis and other rich diseases; moreover, this substance is also a panacea for treating female infertility and irregular menstruation.As for the crocodile whip, this thing is even more miraculous than the little blue pill called "Viagra". More importantly, it is a completely natural medicinal material, theoretically without any side effects.

Not to mention that the crocodiles in ancient Egypt were all wild, and their medicinal value and nutritional value are far higher than those of modern farmed crocodiles...so on average, each crocodile can be sold for a high price of a car, which is more expensive than those dried fish, Common equivalents like chickens, ducks, goats, etc. are worth much more.It's a pity that the number is still a bit small. I'm afraid that even if you catch all the crocodiles in Egypt, you won't be able to make up for Doraemon's huge debt of 180 billion yen.

Hey, why did you tell everyone that in the world of "School of the Dead", dropping nuclear bombs and setting off fireworks is so fun that you completely forget to control expenses?

Well, to get down to business, apart from the bread mixed with sand, the other ancient Egyptian-style foods at the banquet also made you Chinese and Japanese frown.Although those fried fish, grilled meat, and beans and vegetable soups are definitely quite good in terms of raw materials, a little salt should be delicious.But after being seasoned by Egyptian chefs with strange spices such as dill, fenugreek and thyme, which are unheard of by Chinese people... well, although it may not reach the level of dark cuisine in Britain, it is already enough to make people want to face the wind Weeping.

The following ancient wines, because there was no sucrose or distillation equipment at that time, the taste was neither strong nor sweet enough, only a sour taste rushed into the nose, and I don’t know if it was because they were stored for too long... As for The so-called "beer" of the Egyptians, um, is basically fermented gruel, or liqueur that is not sweet at all, okay?In short, Wang Qiu didn't associate it with beer at all.

In addition, the ancient Egyptians only invented dishes, but not tableware. Travelers can only eat directly with their fingers like modern Indians.This is nothing to the informal Chinese.But those few Japanese guests who pay attention to table manners feel uncomfortable no matter what.

So, after a little bit of food and drink, Wang Qiu and the others concentrated on eating the fruit—to be honest, compared with those artificial things in later generations that rely on chemical fertilizers and pesticides to grow, and use ethylene to ripen them, the ancients These natural and organic fruits in Egypt that are absolutely free of pesticide residues, such as plums, pomegranates, grapes, figs, etc., taste the same, and because they have not been selectively bred for thousands of years, they are generally smaller than those in the modern world. The same kind of fruit is a bit smaller...but at least it is passable, and it can give people a fresh taste.

On the other hand, compared with the lackluster ancient Egyptian meals, the passionate singing and dancing in the main hall can be called tempting reverie-a total of sixty dancers with soft waists, accompanied by the performance of various instruments, such as the harp , flute, tambourine, etc., dancing softly and bonelessly.

According to the traditional customs of ancient Egypt, all these dancers were completely naked and nude, only wearing a few shiny metal jewelry, and tied a delicate rope around their waists as decoration. All kinds of beautiful and enchanting patterns were painted with oil paint on the bare skin. The graceful and fit body fluctuated with the fierce dancing posture, and every abdominal muscle seemed to be trembling slightly charmingly.

Maybe it's because of the lack of morality and restraint in this fashion, their singing and dancing are full of slutty and seductive barbarism, they are more bold and unrestrained than the pole dancers in modern clubs, and they even raise a leg from time to time , so that the audience can take in everything at a glance.

Rao is Wang Qiu who claims to be "reading countless pornography", and recently had sex with two slutty beauties, he is no longer the virgin boy he used to be.But after all, I have never really been in and out of all kinds of romantic places, and I have never witnessed such a romantic battle with naked eyes... Squinting to see the slender body of the **** dancer flying, the sound of the tambourine is like knocking. On his eardrums, his breathing began to become rapid, and a faint blush appeared on his face.

As if noticing the embarrassment of this young distinguished guest, a certain naked Egyptian dancer with a provocative smirk slowly approached Wang Qiu's side, and then, amidst the whistles of all the guests, boldly Sit on his knees!

This dancer is obviously not very old, she has a delicate and childish appearance, her skin is an extremely attractive honey color, and it is very delicate and pleasant, her black hair is stuck with a fragrant incense hat, and her pointed breasts are beautiful. And the raised buttocks, both have a strong exotic style - like other dancers, except for a colorful rope around the waist, she is naturally naked, just like when she was born, generous She exposed her seductive and smooth body freely, so that every inch of her sexy and private shame was completely exposed to the public!
The deep and charming breasts, the slightly trembling light brown bumps on the pair of breasts, the smooth and smooth skin, the bulging sensuality, the seductive body fragrance full of female hormones, and the crotch In the secret garden with luxuriant grass, Wang Qiu, who has limited experience, couldn't help but blushed for a while, and his heart was full of excitement—hey, girl, can you stop being so bold and unrestrained!
And the moving ballad she sang seemed to add fuel to the fire, making poor classmate Wang Qiu almost "ignite"!

——Well, well, this is a ballad full of rusticity and wildness, full of the wild charm of primitive society:
"...you little ram on the hillside bleat,

Hopping on a young ewe;

The people down the hill roll and roll,

There is no more gatekeeper to the girl's secret place;

The world becomes a girl's boudoir,

And the handsome man came to till her paddy fields;

my valentine,
You make the plower,

After plowing one piece, there will be another piece,
How can the plowman rest.

Little ram, can you do it?

Can you do it, can you do it..."

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——Ahem!It is conceivable that when such a pretty little beauty, with big black and white eyes open, with a pure and unfaltering expression, sings "Can you do it, can you do it" in a soft voice, and deliberately puts the **** When your chest is rubbed against you, even a castrated slave will have to lower his voice and shout when he hears this: "I can do it, I can do it!"

So, Wang Qiu gasped for breath, and couldn't hold back the bewitching thoughts that filled his head any longer. Just as he was about to take advantage of the opportunity to embrace this beautiful woman in his arms, and wantonly frivolously, suddenly Hearing a commotion in the hall, several thick and thick men broke in from the banquet outside regardless of the obstruction of the waiters and maids.

Seeing that the situation seemed wrong, the palace band had no choice but to stop playing, and all the dancers also screamed and dispersed one after another. The charming and intoxicating atmosphere before disappeared in an instant.While Wang Qiu breathed a sigh of relief, he couldn't help but feel a little lost.

When the plump breasts brushed against the arms just now, the warm and greasy feeling...is really enjoyable.

He rubbed his forehead, and turned his attention to the person in front of the hall, and immediately saw a middle-aged bearded man with a strange double ponytail hairstyle, and a few round entourages, with a face of generosity. With a heroic expression, he leaned in front of King Memphis, and then knelt down:

"... Your Majesty the Great Pharaoh, the Sun King of Egypt, please forgive the rudeness of the minister Yuno. Recently, news came from the Kingdom of Minoa that my king's illness is getting worse and he is in danger! The whole country is helpless, only I hope that the daughter of the Nile River with boundless magic will save me..."

The man with a pair of ponytails and beards begged very earnestly, with tears in his eyes, "...so, I dare to come here to urge you, and ask His Majesty the King of Egypt to fulfill the previous agreement as soon as possible, so that the Daughter of the Nile River can go to our country to save My king's life!"

Speaking of this, he turned his head and glanced at Wang Qiu, Doraemon and other traversers, "...Of course, it would be even better if all the gods who are new to Egypt can also visit our country together! From the top to bottom of the Kingdom of Minoa, we will extend our warmest welcome to all of you..."

After hearing the words of Uno Uno with two ponytails, Wang Qiu and Doraemon couldn't help but exchanged glances.

——The plot of "Daughter of the Nile" has finally progressed to the next link?

Then, the next action plan for us traversers seems to be ready to start...