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Chapter 25, Doraemon?God Amon?

Upper Egypt, Thebes, Egyptian Royal Palace

Lush palm trees, a variety of flowers and plants, as well as a gurgling artificial stream, make the huge courtyard full of vitality.

In the center of the courtyard, four pillars made of cedar wood support a huge linen canopy. Although the shape is simple, it is extremely elegant.

Under the canopy, on a small couch, a petite and beautiful girl is sleeping. She has dazzling golden curly hair, white and smooth skin like milk curd, and an elegant and refined temperament like a lotus flower. , Let people only take a look, and they will never forget.A gust of gentle wind with the vapor of the Nile blows over her small cheeks, and her slightly trembling eyelashes add a touch of tenderness to her fair skin, like a delicate flower bud that has just bloomed, with a certain hazy and mysterious aura. The artistic conception makes people want to hold their breath so as not to interfere with this dreamlike beauty.

It's a pity that in this world there are always some rude guys who don't know how to be elegant, who burn the piano and cook the crane, who will break in and disturb the sleeping beauty's sleep.

"...Yo! Princess Carol! Good afternoon! How are you doing recently?"

Under the glare of a group of palace maids, Wang Qiu, Doraemon, Ma Tong, Nan Lixiang and Ju Chuan Shizuka, the five traversers, wearing buzzing and flying [Bamboo Dragonflies], landed one after another. In the Imperial Garden, the dream of the Daughter of the Nile was awakened.

"...Princess Carol, by the way, I haven't congratulated you on your successful pregnancy this time! I wish you and the King of Egypt an early birth!"

——Doraemon's next sentence with a loud voice made this blond girl who was still a little confused blushed all of a sudden.

"...Ehhh? How do you guys know? I've only been pregnant for two months...Ah! Oops! You said it! I'm so ashamed..."

Facing this careless ridicule, the tender-skinned Carol was ashamed and annoyed for a moment, and immediately threw the pillow over.The surrounding Egyptian maids could not understand the English conversation between the two, and had no idea what they were talking about, so they could only continue to glare at these uninvited guests by instinct.

Fortunately, King Memphis of Egypt and Prime Minister Imhodb of Egypt arrived soon one after another, and the little disturbance in the imperial garden ended.

Then, all the travelers got a disappointing bad news.

"...My honorable lords, in the past four months, we have searched every city in Egypt, but it is a pity that not to mention the capital city of Thebes, it is the whole of Egypt. No one has ever seen a foreigner with a face like yours..."

The hunchbacked, gray-haired Prime Minister Imhodb spread his hands helplessly and said with a wry smile. "...Forgive us for what we can do..."

And Carol also added, "...Yeah, Egypt has been working hard to find someone for you. Not only has an official order to find 'white-skinned Orientals with black hair and black eyes' been issued, but also attached I uploaded the photos of modern Chinese people I asked you for before as an example. But in the end, I only found a few black-haired Elamites (the ancient name of Persia), a Babylonian, and an Indian...but I couldn’t find it Seeing traces of modern Chinese people, I have never even heard of similar legends in the folks—that person must have died, right?”

"...Hey, Zhang Daniu should still be alive, otherwise, we wouldn't be standing here..."

Wang Qiu frowned and flipped through the "Book of Time Traveling", sighed and replied, feeling a headache for Mr. Zhang Daniu, who has never seen the end of the dragon, "... Alas, we can only do this first, anyway, we are here If you can't stay for too long, if you really can't find him, forget it."

Hearing that this incident was easily exposed, Prime Minister Imhodb was also relieved. For this inexplicable and clueless task of finding someone, he has really had a headache these days.Now that he has been promised, he can no longer worry about this matter, which immediately makes him feel much more relieved.

Next, Kyroll, who had recovered his calm, excitedly reported the good news to Doraemon:

"...Mr. Robot, Mr. Robot! Most of the crops you planted in Thebes in the modern world are very popular with the Egyptians. They are all very grateful to you for bringing these unheard of delicious fruits and vegetables to this country. Refreshing vegetables..."

"...It's nothing, it's just a little effort. Don't worry too much about such small things!" Doraemon waved his hand disapprovingly.

"...So, in order to thank you for your kindness and virtue, everyone decided to canonize you as a god and enjoy incense and offerings in the temple forever..."

"...Eh? Eh? What? Conferred God?! Me?!!" Doraemon was taken aback.

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Along the slowly flowing Nile River, ancient temples and stone statues stand everywhere, like a museum of ancient civilizations.

At this time, on the outskirts of Thebes City, another giant stone statue was breaking ground. Hundreds of masons built scaffolding around the stone, climbing up and down like ants, beating and polishing with stone and bronze tools. ... The Egyptians have long been accustomed to such things.

How could there be so many obelisks and temples in Egypt if there were no hardworking stonemasons working from morning till night?

However, standing at the foot of the stone statue that was about to be completed, Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Doraemon and others were stunned.

Specifically, this is a stone statue of Doraemon about the height of a two-story building—of course, it is in the style of ancient Egypt...

Next, when it was discovered that Doraemon's deity had come here in person, hundreds of Egyptians immediately rushed to him, worshiping him devoutly and praising him.That kind of simple and warm scene, even with Doraemon's well-informed, is deeply moved.

"...Well, even though I was a Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva for a few days during the Warring States period in Japan, and someone built a small temple for me out of wood, it was only as big as a sentry box. Here in ancient Egypt, they love me so much, everyone is so warm..."

Doraemon was choked up while talking, "...It's just doing some trivial things that are not worth mentioning..."

But strictly speaking, Doraemon is really underestimating itself!These unprecedented new crops can bring benefits to every Egyptian, but they can be seen from the dining table and vegetable garden, all of which are a real blessing for all eternity!

- High-yielding crops such as corn and potatoes from the Americas have greatly increased Egypt's food production, allowing it to feed a larger population.

——All kinds of exotic fruits and vegetables, from tomatoes, strawberries, peanuts, green peppers to pumpkins, have greatly enriched the dishes on the Egyptian table.

——The sugarcane fields standing on the banks of the Nile allowed the Egyptians to taste the sweetness of sucrose thousands of years in advance.

——Egyptian long-staple cotton, which is famous all over the world in later generations, was not widely promoted until the 3000th century, but now it appeared on the banks of the Nile more than [-] years earlier.This not only allows the Egyptians to replace the rougher linen with more comfortable cotton clothes, but also allows Egypt to have another "export-earning fist product" besides food.

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In fact, the above-mentioned explosive increase in agricultural productivity has far-reaching significance to human society and civilized countries. It has far surpassed all dynastic changes and the rise and fall of religions. It is about to reach the level of civilization upgrading, second only to the birth of agriculture. And the Industrial Revolution!

Although it was impossible for the ancient Egyptians to think so thoroughly, at least among those upper-level ruling groups, there was already a vague premonition.

That's why they gave Doraemon the honor of becoming a god—fortunately, there are more than 2000 gods in Egypt, and ordinary gods are not very valuable.

For this stone statue of Doraemon standing on the banks of the Nile, Wang Qiu and others were quite a little bit embarrassed at first, but it hurts a lot, but after thinking about it, a super power like Doraemon, Whether it's legendary deeds or popularity, there are more than ten streets to throw out those little country gods.And those new crops have such a profound impact on the Egyptians and even the entire Middle East... So they calmed down.

At this time, a young priest came over with papyrus and ink, and asked Doraemon about his "god name" so that it could be engraved on the stone statue... But the problem is, the name "Doraemon" How to translate the words into Egyptian language has caused everyone a headache.

——Please don’t underestimate this problem, a good translation can add a lot of color to you.A bad translation is enough to cause endless disasters.For example, when Coca-Cola, a beverage that is popular all over the world, just landed in the Chinese market in the Republic of China, it was translated into "tadpoles chewing wax" by some weird-thinking guy, and consumers misunderstood what it became. The Western Witch's potion can't even sell a bottle...

However, in the eyes of senior sister Ma Tong, who has always had a strange thinking, such small things are not a problem at all.

"...Doraemon, why bother with such a small matter? Don't you already have an Egyptian-style name?"

Well, indeed, due to various historical reasons and translation errors, Doraemon does have many other names and nicknames in various parts of East Asia, such as Doraemon, Tinker Bell, Dorayaki Zuowei The door... remember that there is another name... Amon? !

All of a sudden, Wang Qiu couldn't help but feel a shock in his head, and the senior sister Ma Tong over there was still talking on her own: "...it's 'Amon'! Doraemon, remember whether it's in Taiwan or Hong Kong , you were once translated into this name..."

"...Amon? It feels like a nickname or an abbreviation. But it seems to be acceptable... Anyway, it's just a translation."

Doraemon pouted, turned around and said to the priest who was doing clerical work, "...my Egyptian name is Amon!"

"...What, what? God Amon?!!"

On the other hand, upon hearing this thunderous name, the young priest holding the papyrus immediately lost his mind and could no longer keep calm. He staggered and almost fell, and the pen and paper in his hand was " "Clatter" scattered all over the place...

It's not that his psychological quality is too bad, but that the name Doraemon uttered is really amazing!
Let me ask: What did the god name "Amon" mean in ancient Egypt in the New Kingdom era?
— means the sun god of Egypt, and the main god of the country of Egypt!

Just like Zeus in Greek mythology, Jupiter in Roman mythology, and Odin in Nordic mythology!
Well, if you have to make an analogy in China, then it is probably equivalent to the Tathagata Buddha or the Jade Emperor...

Although it has not reached the level of God in Christianity, but from the perspective of politics and belief, I am afraid that it is almost the same.

Of course, in the early days of ancient Egyptian civilization, Amon was only the local god of Thebes.At that time, Thebes was just an inconspicuous town on the east bank of the Nile.But the problem is that later Thebes became the capital of Egypt, and Amon also took advantage of the situation and quickly became the sun god, the main god of Egypt, and even the greater god of the universe, the king of gods!Even the pharaoh who ruled Egypt was theoretically the son of the god Amun!

——In a practical sense, it is probably similar to the so-called "Son of Heaven" in China.

Even with the power of Doraemon to easily create and destroy the world, it definitely deserves the title of the ancient Egyptian Amon God.But the question is, is that rebellious Egyptian king Memphis really willing to find a new father with a chubby blue skin?
However, just as the Egyptian natives were shocked by this too high-end and high-end name, modern visitors such as Doraemon were baffled and confused by this, and they were stunned and at a loss for a while. when.The supreme leader of Egypt's religious circles, the chubby priest of Kabuda, suddenly fell to the ground like a tiger, threw himself down in front of Doraemon, kowtowed repeatedly, and then groaned and howled:

"...Oh! Great God Amun! Have you finally answered the prayer of your humble servant and brought your incarnation down to the world? Oh! What a generosity! What kindness! Oh, great Amon My God! Please forgive your dull servant! When we first saw your round head, we should have thought of the bright sun in the blue sky..."

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PS: Beyond the word count: "Ukrainian Government's "Radiation Tank"!" "

Another recent piece of news has further refreshed the Ukrainian government's teasing index-due to the failure of the previous encirclement and suppression campaign, a large number of tanks and armored vehicles were damaged, and the aid from Europe and the United States was not enough, the Kiev authorities began to use the "radiation" sealed in the Chernobyl incident. "Chariots" were used in the East Uganda War - it seemed that they planned to use the sealed equipment, but after checking the warehouse, the tanks in stock had already been sold out, and now they can only repair these "radiation products" that no one wants.

Now some government troops have stated that they have suffered from radiation sickness and often have nosebleeds for no reason.The Donetsk militia used Geiger counters to measure the radiation levels of captured enemy armored vehicles seriously exceeding the standard.It is estimated that in the near future, they will no longer need flares, flashlights or night vision goggles at night, and they will be able to see the shining fascist bandit armor directly!Is this the radiation tank from Red Alert? !

I'll fuck it!There are only unexpected things these days, but nothing is impossible!The funny Kiev authorities can even make suicide mobile dirty bomb trucks!It simply made the Kamikaze team amazing!Why didn't they think of this trick during the Pacific War?