Great time travel

Chapter 32. Please take good care of your mobile phone

——The AIDS crisis that was suddenly revealed has cast a deeper haze on the Cyrenaica colony that had just experienced a catastrophe... and the final medical examination report is also true. is shocking:
Among the 240 Japanese immigrants who fled here from the world of "School of the Dead", after deducting the dead engineer Takeda Takeda, a total of 27 people were infected with HIV, including 24 males and 31 females; in Crete Among the [-] slave girls purchased, after deducting the two Mitanni sisters who had already been taken away by black robbers, [-] of them were infected with HIV... Fortunately, they were all in the incubation period and had not yet attacked.

In other words, in this small settlement with a total population of 340 and three people, there are actually 58 AIDS patients!The prevalence rate has exceeded a staggering 15%! !And the slave girl's infection rate exceeded 30%! ! !If the warning was not received in time, but if it was allowed to spread, it may not be long before Cyrenaica will become a veritable "AIDS colony"!

"...Damn it, the ancients in this era absolutely did not have HIV. Now one-third of the slaves are infected! How rotten is your private life? Do you spend every night? Let's have some fucking, messy nude party!"

Seeing these ashamed and frightened AIDS patients with sad faces, Wang Qiu didn't know what to say for a while, "...and why haven't you put on condoms yet? Otherwise, it wouldn't spread. So fast... What? You guys like to go through the back door, so you don't have to worry about the woman getting pregnant? I feel very uncomfortable wearing a condom? Damn, the anus is more likely to get HIV than the front, okay..."

As for the original source of this AIDS outbreak, there is no trace to be found now—except for the dead Uncle Takeda, among the remaining Japanese men, there are quite a few Japanese men who usually like to go shopping in Flower Street and Willow Lane, A libertine who frequents Pleasure Street.In addition, there is also a female immigrant infected with AIDS, who turned out to be a third-rate actress who made a living by filming porn...

Therefore, unless Doraemon takes out the magical props [Sherlock Holmes Detective Suit], conducts a "time travel" and carefully examines the romantic history of each "suspect" one by one, otherwise it is absolutely impossible to find out which guy is the earliest virus carrier ...

However, for such an extremely shameful and H-meaning matter, neither Doraemon nor Mr. Miyamoto, the immigration leader, feel that there is no need to investigate too carefully—since everything has already happened and developed to an irreversible So the most important task now is to solve the problem, not to pursue responsibility: In the final analysis, is it the fault of some people who can't control their crotch anyway?

Fortunately, for Doraemon, who possesses the advanced medical technology of the 22nd century, AIDS is no longer an incurable disease. After the surface of the "black fungus" of the two female patients was given an injection of special antiviral serum, the AIDS problem in the Cyrenaica colony was finally temporarily solved.

However, there is nothing they can do about the HIV that has spread to the natives of this time and space-the blacks have already scattered and fled after being defeated, and it is impossible to figure out which of them "fucked" the two The Mitanni girl is infected with AIDS, and I don't know where they fled. Even if they want to isolate and control them, it is impossible.

"...That is to say, we can't do anything now? We can only watch the AIDS epidemic, or in this kind of place where the concept of chastity is weak and the people are promiscuous ♂ and ♀! God, isn't this a success? Is it a replica of the terrible Black Death in medieval Europe?"

Doraemon sighed distressedly, "...Oh, no, think about it carefully, this thing seems to be worse than the Black Death. AIDS patients often have an incubation period of several to ten years, which is enough How far have they spread the virus?"

"...I think the situation should not be that serious. In this era, the average life expectancy in the Western world is less than 30 years old. Most infected people may die before the outbreak of HIV. At most, it is very bad for living standards. The high princes and nobles may be a little threatening..."

Wang Qiu curled his lips, "...From a short-term perspective, AIDS may not be as dangerous as the common cold in this era!"

"...but what about the long-term perspective? Don't forget that AIDS can be passed from mother to child!"

Doraemon retorted, "...Because the incubation period of AIDS is too long, once it spreads, more and more AIDS babies will be born, and even AIDS tribes, AIDS kingdoms will be formed, and eventually the entire nation will be born. the destruction of..."

"...Well, it sounds very bad... However, the mortality rate of children these days is already quite high, with an average of two or three births to survive. Even if the threat of HIV is added, it should be It's no big deal."

After thinking for a while, Wang Qiu replied, "...Of course, with the advancement of productivity and medicine, AIDS will indeed become more and more deadly..."

——In short, in Wang Qiu’s view, when the variable AIDS was added to the ancient human world, the only relatively intuitive social impact is probably to “re-teach you how to be a human being”: if the Mediterranean civilization circle can withstand the haze of AIDS If it continues to develop, then even if it is just for the needs of survival, they will definitely be more conservative in terms of "sex" than the East Asian civilization circle.For example, the "holy army" of the gays in the ancient Greek city-states whose main business was gay, or the prostitution event where the dignitaries of the ancient Roman Empire ganged up on prostitutes, it is estimated that they are unlikely to appear.

Well?And the ancient Egyptians who lacked integrity?Um... please be sure to pay attention to one thing, nudity and sex cannot be equated.The ancient Egyptians didn't like to wear clothes because of the hot weather. If you want to talk about the degree of sexual openness, they are really far inferior to the Greeks and Romans who are not taboo about meat and vegetables. It's an extremely shameful criminal act, not a romantic affair that people talk about...

Closer to home, no matter what impact AIDS will have on the indigenous people of this time and space, Wang Qiu and Doraemon can only let it go at the moment, and hope that the ancients with integrity can control their lower body, don't The country was wiped out by AIDS.As for those degenerate nations who have no integrity, let them go to destruction in the carnival!
Of course, just in case, Doraemon still left a lot of special drugs for the treatment of AIDS in Cyrenaica.

Then, at last, the time for parting came.

On the beach of Cyrenaica, Miyamoto is calling all the immigrants to send away the benefactors who saved them from the purgatory of the last days.To this end, many people gave touching speeches, and finally sang a Japanese ballad that is said to symbolize farewell.

However, compared with these formal things, what stunned Wang Qiu, Ma Tong and others was that the chubby bespectacled man Hirano Toda actually stood with the violent royal sister Saeko Busujima, And with a very friendly attitude...

Oh oh oh!Hirano Toda has made a contribution!Come on!Don't give those tall, rich, handsome and Long Aotian any extra chances!The great four-eyed fat house, he entrusted the power of faith of the four-eyed fat house all over the world!The resentment of the four-eyed fat house all over the world gathers at this moment of soul possession!This brave Hirano fat nerd represents the gifted mission of tech nerds to save the world!At this moment, he is not fighting alone!He is not alone!

——Wang Qiu managed to suppress the idea of ​​crazily complaining in his heart, and smiled and shook hands and said goodbye to the young couple with great visual contrast.

Besides, what makes Wang Qiu even more lamentable is that, seeing that even the points are already full, and it is about to "GAME-OVER", he still has not been able to find the traverser Zhang Da Mr. Niu, I simply don't know how to make people complain...

Anyway, after waving goodbye to them for the last time, Wang Qiu and Doraemon exchanged a look, and then opened the "Book of Time Traveling".

"...Pay [-] points to let the participant Zhang Daniu return to the real world, and now everyone is leaving!"

Immediately afterwards, with a flash of white light, the group of them left forever the ancient Mediterranean world shrouded in the haze of AIDS.

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On the evening of the same day, in a small village on the outskirts of Thebes, the capital of Upper Egypt, bursts of heart-piercing wailing suddenly came.

The villagers who heard the crying knew that it was an old couple who had migrated from the south near Nubia at the head of the village, mourning for the sudden disappearance of their adopted son. My child, fortunately, I picked up a healthy and lively baby boy by chance three years ago on the banks of the Nile River, brought him home and carefully raised him as if he were his own, and brought up a cute and cute little boy.

In short, the couple regarded the little boy as a "gift from God Amon" and loved him very much.A few days ago, I took him to the city to participate in the celebration of the Temple of Amon, and got cakes and small jewelry from the "God Man".Everyone in the village said that this child must be very lucky... Unexpectedly, this child has disappeared without a trace since going out to play in the morning today, and the old couple was so sad that they almost cried Blind.

"...Probably swallowed by a crocodile in the Nile, or encountered a furious hippo! Of course, it may also be encountered by a human trafficker."

While comforting the grieving old couple, the common people in the village speculated about the fate of the little boy in this way—in this ancient era when life was humble and perilous, the disappearance of a little life was nothing to worry about.In fact, almost every family in the village has experienced the grief of a child's death... So, after a short while, this little incident was gradually forgotten by people.

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Guangzhou, Sanyuanli, Pediatric Outpatient Department of a hospital

A tear-stained mother, holding a struggling baby in her arms, opened the door with red eyes.Then another middle-aged man in a suit with a haggard face opened the door and entered, and showed a sorry and honest smile to the old doctor who was at the desk who was shocked.

"...Doctor Wu! Please take a look at what's going on with our big cow!"

The sad mother pushed the baby in her arms to the doctor, and cried with tears in her eyes, "...he is only eight months old now, and he hasn't been weaned yet! We haven't taught him to speak either... who knows from Since yesterday, Daniel suddenly started yelling and yelling, talking strange things that we couldn't understand. He refused to sleep at night, and even vomited after feeding him...Doctor! Please help me Save my son!"

"... Please calm down, Mrs. Zhang. This is the first time I've heard of such a condition. His body seems to be in good health! As for being able to talk for only eight months... it really feels strange. I think, you guys It’s better to take him to see a psychiatrist... I heard that there is an electric shock therapy invented by Professor Yang in Beijing, which seems to be very effective for this kind of hysteria. I just don’t know if it’s too dangerous to use on babies... "

In fact, if the bewildered old doctor could understand ancient Egyptian, he would have discovered that Zhang Daniu, who was said to be only eight months old, was actually shouting in horror, "... the great God Amon! Where am I? Who are you? Are you a devil in hell? Help! I’m going to find my parents..."

And the sad father has long forgotten that when he was teasing his precious son, he accidentally dropped his smartphone into the cradle-this in itself is not a big problem, the problem is what happens next. On the screen of his mobile phone, another dialog box popped up, "... Do you want to know the meaning of life? Do you want to really... live?", and the curious baby Zhang Daniu happened to press "YES", Thus, the little baby Zhang Daniu, who has been in this world for less than a year, experienced a time travel journey that even he himself could not understand...

Ah, also, forgot to mention.The child's father, Mr. Zhang, is a Guangzhou businessman who specializes in international trade in Africa.And his wife was also married in Nigeria.Therefore, our little friend Zhang Daniu, like his mother, is black in appearance...

——Now everyone can understand why Wang Qiu and Doraemon couldn't find "Zhang Daniu" in ancient Egypt!

All in all, young fathers and mothers who have read this book, please take good care of your mobile phones and tablets, and don't lose them in the baby's cradle.Otherwise, if there is also a dialog box popping up on the screen "...Do you want to know the meaning of life? Do you want to really... live?" and the baby happens to press "YES"...then, in your After my little baby has gone through an unknown adventure across another world, it is very likely that he will never recognize you two biological parents again...