Great time travel

Chapter 3, Haruhi Suzumiya and "Death Comes"
A few days later, another world, Nobita Nobita's room in Tsukimidai, Nerima District, Tokyo, Japan

Because the owner of the room, Nobi Nobita, has not come home from school at this moment, so there are only five people, Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Doraemon, Nan Lixiang and Ju Chuan Shizuka, sitting in a circle in the messy room, sitting cross-legged on the tatami On the night, while drinking hot Japanese-style sencha, while eating Doraemon's treasured "wagashi" pastries, we idly chatted about some miscellaneous things-those things that are not out of morality and things that are very out of morality.

"...The credit of 180 billion yen in the future department store before, I can't afford to default in these two days. But the money has not been collected yet, and Doraemon comes to me every day to make trouble with me... Finally, I had to find a usury company Another short-term loan was taken out to temporarily fill this hole..."

While drinking tea, Doraemon muttered sadly, "...but that's a ten percent monthly interest rate! And it's compound interest!"

——In the world of "School of the Apocalypse", although Doraemon and others went through a frenzied search from the surface to the universe, not only evacuated a large city with a population of one million, I also pawned the International Space Station on the cosmic orbit, finally raised a huge sum of money, and completely paid off Comrade Doraemon's initial debt of 3000 billion yen... But the problem is, due to the hydrogen bombs and The anti-matter bomb mushroom cloud played too happily, and completely forgot that these destructive weapons also cost money to buy. As a result, the debt collectors of the future bank just left, and the 300 billion yen shopping bill of the future department store came later, and Doraemon The cash in Meng's hand is only 120 billion yen...

No way, in order to avoid the sad fate of Doraemon being sent to the dismantling plant, everyone can only continue to work hard to raise money through time and space!

Next, in the world of "Daughter of the Nile", although Doraemon and others are already trying their best to dump all kinds of modern commodities in addition to collecting points and resettling refugees, they have been in ancient Egypt and Crete successively. They all held large-scale trade fairs, took out steel swords, matches, porcelain and other gadgets, and coaxed those dignitaries, rich merchants, and merchants to give generously, and even the royal palace garden in Crete was dug up. Rare animals and plants, so that they can be stuffed into the [automatic pawn machine] for money), and finally tried to extract oil in Libya. It can be said that various methods are used to the extreme...

However, in the ancient Western world, which depended on the sky for food, the level of social productivity and accumulated social wealth were really limited, which was completely incomparable with the modern world after the Industrial Revolution.Until the world travel adventure of "Daughter of the Nile" is completely over, after deducting the cost of purchase and the cost of resettling refugees, they have earned a total of about 30 billion yen, which is still 150 billion short of the bill of the future department store. Yen!
So, seeing that the department store in the future is rushing more and more urgently, and the terrible thugs from the time-space debt collection company are coming to the door again, Doraemon, who was finally "debt-free" just now, had to hold his nose and jump into it again. In the cannibal fire pit of loan sharks...

"...Ahem, don't worry so much, Doraemon! We even raised 3000 billion yen in debt before! Why worry about 150 billion yen! You have to have more confidence in yourself! Say no Are there any good friends like us? Oh, that’s right! Also, Doraemon, thank you so much for the vitality potion you gave me! Otherwise, you might have to come to me in the hospital right now..."

Wang Qiu coughed lightly, held up the simple clay teacup with slightly trembling hands, and at the same time thanked Doraemon sincerely.

Right now, his face is glowing with an unhealthy bluish-white color, and there are heavy bags under his eyes. His speech is weak, and he looks listless... and even this face is thanks to Doraemon's wonderful potion, Otherwise, I'm afraid I'm going to float when I walk.

——Although Wang Qiu used to have sex with Nan Lixiang or Ju Chuan Shizuka several times from time to time, and was even lucky enough to take away Teacher Shizuka's "virgin blood" to compensate Wang Qiu for taking care of them. cost.But he didn't expect that these two women would be able to play so crazy after experiencing a complete collapse of their worldview and outlook on life.
Not to mention Nan Lixiang, the athletic female police officer with superb physical strength, even Ju Chuan Shizuka, a natural female school doctor who has always been dazed, gentle and gentle, seems to have turned into an insatiable piranha. Once again, when he was upside down, his bone marrow was almost drained... thus Wang Qiu had a new and deeper understanding of the old saying "there are only exhausted cows and no plowed land" ...

——With Wang Qiu's small body, one-to-one is roughly equal on the bed, and two-to-one is already too much.

Fortunately, these two royal sisters are from the Lily family, and they can satisfy each other with various tools without a man. This made Wang Qiu die of overwork in the "papa papa" without shame... But Wang Qiu felt that What's even more embarrassing is that these two bold and unrestrained elder sisters who almost broke their waists and lost all their kidneys were killed by another girl between the beds, and in the end it was even like The mouse flinched like a cat.

For example, at this very moment, our lovely blond and natural female school doctor Ju Chuan Shizuka is struggling unwillingly in Ma Tong's arms while being kneaded by Ma Tong with relish. , that kind of cute and clumsy action looks really interesting.

"...Ah, it's really soft to the touch~ I haven't seen it for a day, and my **** seems to have grown bigger again! It's really touching!"

"...Hey, hey! Don't mess around outside! Tongtong sauce! I'm going to be angry!"

"...Crack, crack! Well, the butt feels good too, and this kind of elasticity is still hard to put down!"

"... Ah~~~~ I hate it! This is someone else's house... Uh~~~~ Let it go, let it go... Uh~~~~"

"...Interesting! When you are stimulated, you will say 'uh', sister Shizuka, your voice is still so cute!"

"...Hmm~~~~ Don't...let me go! I'm not your blow-up doll!!!"

Senior sister Ma Tong, who was wearing a fiery red tracksuit as usual, was hugging Ju Chuan Shizuka from behind, breathing provocatively on her soft neck, sticking out her tongue to lick it gently from time to time, and at the same time poking her hand into her neck. In Teacher Shizuka's arms, she was unceremoniously kneading her nipples - this kind of little game that only the closest girlfriends would play, but Ma Tong, who has no moral integrity, played it when she was a guest at other people's house Full of benefits.

——This is the wonderful existence that exudes the fragrance of lilies constantly, Ji You, who writes and reads as lilies!

Well, as a real Jiyou who exchanged vows with Ju Chuan Shizuka, Nan Lixiang sat aside with a helpless wry smile, but didn't mean to lend a helping hand—it seemed that she was played by Ma Tong, a super rotten girl, before. It caused a psychological shadow, so "dead Ji friends will not kill Ben Ji".

Therefore, even though Wang Qiu was the only male present (Doraemon is not counted as a human being), Mrs. Ju Chuan Shizuka still felt a rare bit of shame.

Fortunately, as the half-owner of this house, Doraemon finally stood up and stopped Ma Tong from further harassing Teacher Shizuka.

"...I'm sorry, although I have no prejudice against sexual orientation issues, but please be a little restrained... After all, this is Nobita Nobi's room, and he is just a primary school student, I don't want to let He was exposed to something too exciting too early..."

——For Doraemon, a cat-shaped robot who came from a more open-minded 22nd century and once fell in love with a male cat, homosexuality does not constitute psychological pressure at all—provided that as long as you don’t show affection in front of Nobi Nobita, Just teach the children in charge of him badly.

"...Also, although Nobi Nobita hasn't come back yet, Nobi's father and Nobi's mother are staying downstairs! The sound insulation effect of this old house is not very good, so please don't make any strange noises, in case It's not good if it disturbs others..."

"...Eh? It's fine that Nobi's mother is a full-time wife, but why is Nobi's father at home at this time? It doesn't seem like today is a day off!"

After listening to Doraemon's words, Wang Qiu couldn't help looking out the window at the still bright sky, and then asked curiously.

"...Because Nobi's father is going on a business trip to Nagasaki, Kyushu tomorrow, so he came back from get off work early today to pack his luggage and book a plane ticket..."

Doraemon blinked and explained to Wang Qiu.It's just that before his words fell, he heard Nobi's mother's shrill exclamation from downstairs:
"...Dear (Anna's answer)! Terrible, it was said on TV that another plane crashed in Hyogo Prefecture today! And it happened to be the flight to Nagasaki! In the past few days in Kansai, it seems that every day Several planes crashed! I don’t know what went wrong, you should go on a business trip by train tomorrow!”

"...Eh? Wife, another plane crashed in Hyogo Prefecture today? It seems that planes crashed every day this week! There are at least a dozen planes in total! And it's only Friday... What a bad luck! But the problem is, It’s not very safe to ride the train. I wonder if you’ve heard that there have been accidents on the Shinkansen in Kansai recently. Several passenger trains derailed and fell into river ditches! The accidents were all in Hyogo Prefecture!”

The deep voice of Nobi's father came immediately, "... I don't know what happened to me these few days! There were not so many traffic accidents in a year before..."

"...Oh my god! Even the train is not safe? What can I do? It's too slow to take a boat! Or... I have to ask Doraemon to help me and borrow his [random door] No matter what, your safety is the most important thing... Oh! It’s terrible! Come and see, the TV said that there was another magnitude [-] earthquake in Kansai, and the epicenter was still in Hyogo Prefecture!!” Mama Nobi screamed again.

As for Wang Qiu and the others sitting upstairs, they all looked at each other in blank dismay when they heard the sensational news.

"...Uh, Doraemon, it seems that in the past few days, Hyogo Prefecture on your side has been full of disasters..."

After a while, Wang Qiu put down the teacup, touched his chin and said, but then his face suddenly changed, "...Wait, Doraemon, I seem to remember that the two of them, Suzumiya Haruhi and Nagato Yuki, are Let’s live in Nishinomiya City, Hyogo Prefecture!”