Great time travel

Chapter 7. How can I eat hot pot with only [-] yen?
"...Indeed, if it's the 'Reaper' in "Death Comes", then everything that happened recently can be explained."

No matter what the situation, Nagato Yuki's voice seemed to be as undulating as a frozen lake, "...Since this Monday, I have vaguely felt some kind of malice from the universe, and a series of The unscrupulous 'information operation' is constantly arranging various murders against me and Haruhi Suzumiya in turns, such as the bread mixed with highly toxic alcohol, the bosozoku motorcycles rushing into the campus, and breaking The baseballs and footballs that flew in from the classroom windows... Although these kills were not worth mentioning in front of Suzumiya Haruhi's unconscious counterattack, and I also relied on a series of "information operations" to easily repel the above-mentioned provocations. But all of this seems to be a coincidence, so I can't find out the true identity of the mastermind behind the scenes. So I choose to live with Haruhi Suzumiya these days, not only for personal monitoring, but also just in case.

However, in the past few days, I haven't been able to find out what's going on, and of course I haven't succeeded in those killings against me and Haruhi.This stalemate seems to make the conspiracy behind the scenes more and more anxious, and it also makes the scale of the disaster in Nishinomiya City bigger and bigger, and its power is getting more and more terrifying.Just now, when I went to the sea near the port area to investigate the disaster situation, this 'Reaper' even created a submarine volcano, trying to engulf me, and also tried to block my retreat route with lightning.Although I finally withdrew, I got an electric shock on my waist after all..."

To be honest, the behavior of Nagato Yuki, an alien agent, also showed no shyness of a young girl—she took off her sailor suit without hesitation under the watchful eyes of the public, revealing her waist. A large piece of shockingly ugly scars, "...don't worry, this level of damage can be repaired automatically in just two hours, without leaving any unnecessary marks on the skin..."

Although she said it very easily, everyone couldn't help but gasp, and Haruhi Suzumiya was even more angry immediately:

"...Wow! That's unreasonable! A mere god of death, dare to destroy my beautiful hometown! Hurt my lovely members! What a dare! Hey! That god of death who doesn't know its name Come out quickly! I promise not to beat you to death!"

She straightened her pretty buttocks, with one hand on her hips, and the other pointing at the ceiling, she shouted loudly with an amazing expression on her face.

Hey, dear Haruhi Suzumiya, do you think that as long as you yell, this god of death will be caught obediently?

However, in this incredible world, there are many things you lose if you take it seriously...

——Please remember, in front of Haruhi Suzumiya, no matter what kind of gods and demon kings, they are just scum with insufficient combat power⑨!
Therefore, under the stunned eyes of everyone, the "Reaper", which has troubled Nishinomiya City for a long time, really slowly appeared in the corner of the wall!
——It was a black shadow with no specific fat or thin body, wrapped in a long black cloak, and there was a big hood on the cloak, as if its head was slightly lowered, the front of the hood It covered half of the face, so that the entire face of that figure was hidden in the shadow, making it impossible to distinguish clearly.The most terrible thing is that this black shadow is suspended in mid-air, there is nothing under the cloak, and I don't know where the feet went.

Obviously, this "Reaper" is not very willing to bear the inhumane crowd watching.Even under the eyes of everyone, it still tried in vain to turn into black mist and escape time and time again, but it always re-condensed into shape again and again, and it was restrained so that it could not move, so it could only let out bursts of angry growls... Then Haruhi Suzumiya, who was tired of listening, glared at him, and couldn't speak anymore.

"...how...how did this god of death come out? The 'god of death' described in the movie seems to be just an invisible existence!"

Facing the "Grim Reaper" who was suddenly pulled out, Wang Qiu was speechless for a while, not knowing what to say.

"...No need to be surprised, Mr. Wang Qiu, because Haruhi Suzumiya has the highest information control authority on the entire earth."

Nagato Yuki said in an inorganic voice, "...For any information body on the earth, she only needs to reach a certain level of information synchronization rate to completely manipulate and modify them. Death is no exception."

"...Information...synchronization rate? What exactly is it?" Ma Tong was a little confused when he heard it. Simply put, he was shamefully stunned.

"...Information is what we say, and what you say here is that Haruhi Suzumiya is the ruler of this world and has the highest authority to modify this world." Nagato Yuki thought for a while, and pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose , adding, "...I didn't know the existence of the 'Reaper' before, and Kasuga could only passively see and fight back. Now that she knows the culprit, as long as she reaches a certain level of information synchronization rate, she can put the The god of death is in his hands, and he can dispose of it in any way..."

"...This... You still haven't explained clearly what the information synchronization rate means!" Wang Qiu asked.

"...For Haruhi Suzumiya, the information synchronization rate is the success rate of activating the ability. Generally speaking, the synchronization rate is higher after falling asleep first, and then it is easy to have a higher synchronization rate when strong mental fluctuations occur. Synchronization rate—in layman's terms, when she is very angry or very happy, the situation similar to the word spirit and the big prophecy will happen..." Nagato Yuki said expressionlessly.

——Recalling Haruhi Suzumiya just now looking at the scar on Nagato Yuki's fair skin with an angry face, Wang Qiu suddenly realized.

At the same time, the "Reaper", who was bound by the invisible force in the corner, did not forget to make the last resistance. Just as everyone was curiously looking at the true face of the Reaper, and whispering to each other at the same time, the concrete floor under their feet was shaking again. There was a tremor once...

"...Wow...the earthquake is coming again! Everyone, run!" The timid Mikuru was the first to scream.

"...Hey, Mikuru-chan, don't be afraid, earthquakes are not uncommon, just bear with it and it will pass~"

Suzumiya Haruhi reached out and touched Mikuru's head to comfort him, "...Maybe we can straighten this crooked building again!"

Sure enough, after a while, the earthquake stopped, and it didn't seem to cause any obvious casualties, and even the building where the SOS regiment was located, which had been severely tilted, trembled and straightened again...

"...Look, I'll just say it. You don't have to worry about it from the beginning!" Suzumiya Haruhi boasted proudly.

"...Woooooooo... so scary..." But Mikuru, who was still in shock, was still crying.

Immediately afterwards, Nagato Yuki suddenly looked up at the leaden gray sky covered with clouds, and opened his mouth to warn everyone:

"...Attention! Alert! A huge meteorite suddenly changed its orbit and is falling towards the earth. It is expected to enter the atmosphere soon!"

——Although she issued the above-mentioned warning that could be called the coming of the end, her face remained calm, showing no sign of worry at all.

"...Hmph! It's just a mere meteorite, and you dare to attack the earth? Get the hell out of here!"

Haruhi Suzumiya looked at the sky and yelled loudly, while Doraemon, who had just taken out the space detection equipment, was stunned at the weird curve on the screen, "...the meteorite suddenly turned 180 degrees and accelerated away in the opposite direction It's...it's unscientific!"

Hey, Doraemon, some things don't need to be too rare and strange, as for whether science is unscientific, it is a trivial matter-Haruhi Suzumiya represents the will of this world!At least on Earth, all scientific laws are subject to her ideas!
"...Well." Suzumiya Haruhi crossed her arms and nodded in satisfaction, "...that's kind of interesting." Then, she glanced at the trembling Grim Reaper again, and said disdainfully, "...It really is you again You're such a moth! Give me a break, and don't do anything from now on!"

So, no matter how unwilling the poor god of death was, at this point he had to give up resistance and wait for death.

——At this point, Wang Qiu understood: as long as there is the omnipotent Suzumiya God, what is the mere end of the world?
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All in all, after smashing the dying resistance of a certain Death God, Suzumiya Haruhi began to rub his chin, thinking about how to deal with it.

Although I promised not to kill it in advance, there should be many ways to kill it besides killing it!
"...Hey, do you think I should have steamed you? Did you fry it? Or boil it? Sure enough, you boiled it! Just recently, peony pot (Japanese-style pork hot pot), sukiyaki (Japanese-style beef pot) Hot pot), seafood pot and so on, it seems good to try Death Pot for another taste..."

With a cheerful expression and a cheerful tone, Haruhi Suzumiya, who suddenly had a big brain hole, said the above-mentioned creepy words, which made everyone sweat. Hey, Haruhi Suzumiya, you seem to have said something very What a terrible word!Could it be that she wants to inherit Master Pei's path and become a woman at the top of the food chain?
"...Ahem, Suzumiya-san, I think this dirty black cloak is not fit for consumption no matter how you look at it! If you really want to eat hot pot, why don't you pawn it for money and then go buy ingredients! Such a novel 'suspected creature' might be worth a good price!"

——Comrade Doraemon, who has been forced by huge debts recently and has completely gotten into the eyes of money, persuaded Haruhi Suzumiya.

Haruhi Suzumiya, who was originally just a whim, immediately accepted Doraemon's suggestion graciously, grabbed "Reaper" and stuffed it into the [Automatic Pawn Machine]... Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, from the [Automatic Pawn Machine] In the withdrawal port, "Dangling" dropped a coin.

A new [-]-yen yen coin.

This is all the selling money of a certain Reaper... How can I eat hot pot with only [-] yen?