Great time travel

Chapter 33, Caroline's Sorrow

A moment later, in Miss Caroline's field of vision, which was beginning to be dizzy and blurred by the sun, the figure of [Bamboo Dragonfly] on top of Wang Qiu's head appeared.Immediately afterwards, after receiving Wang Qiu's radio notification, Senior Ma Tong also used Doraemon's "Universal Gloves" to carry two unconscious Ukrainian women, Sonia and Sophie, from the beach at the other end of the island. The cannibal beach party scene came to rendezvous.

Then, on this picturesque sandy beach, they saw a black-haired **** who had passed out until he passed out, a scruffy man who had just died of sexual intercourse ♂ , and a naked flat-chested golden cat cursing while clutching her genitals...

"...It's okay, it's not the pure and lovely Ukrainian lolita who tasted the man's stick, but two American slut syndrome patients who probably started going to naked parties since middle school, so it's a more exciting date♂ Fuck it! Not to mention that AIDS doesn't even exist in this day and age..."

Senior Ma Tong first explained to Miss Caroline, who was the only one who was awake, what this place was, and who was the sloppy uncle who raped them, and then commented so heartlessly——thankfully she was talking about Chinese, with a low voice, Miss Caroline didn't respond.

However, although these words are harsh, they are also true: for Americans after World War II, cigarettes mixed with marijuana, deafening heavy metal music, and undisguised wild sex in public... such unscrupulous promiscuity gatherings, in the In the land of old America, it is commonplace. Just find a dilapidated parking lot or even the backyard of a tavern and you can see a bunch of people gathering and messing around. It has actually become a part of American culture.I don't know how many well-dressed upper-class gentlemen and ladies have participated in this kind of party when they were young, let alone the lower-class people...

Especially in New York, there are even nightclubs for children under the age of eight, claiming to help the little ones "adapt to society" in advance!
——It can be seen from this that those Arab extremist organizations attacked the "corruption" of American society in public opinion, which is not groundless.

Therefore, if the oriental traditional women in the past were raped by others, they might seek death because of "damaging their reputation", but modern European and American women don't pay much attention to it, feeling like being bitten by a dog or being stolen The wallet is about the same - as long as you don't get syphilis or AIDS.

Therefore, Wang Qiu immediately carried the [Automatic Medical Kit] to diagnose and treat the two raped American chicks and the two scared Ukrainian women.Fortunately, apart from a certain amount of fatigue and a few soft tissue bruises and scrapes, they were mostly fine.

"...Well, the situation is okay. Mr. Robinson doesn't seem to have infected you with any venereal or gynecological diseases, but your genitals are slightly scratched and bleeding, and each of you is more or less physically exhausted. You need to hurry up Rest and nourishment..."

While putting away the diagnostic probe of the [Automatic Medical Box], Wang Qiu said to Caroline who was still unable to stand up, and at the same time took out two cans of automatically synthesized potions from the [Automatic Medical Box], "...the blue one This bottle of medicine is applied externally, and the red medicine is taken internally, once a day in the morning and evening, about ten milliliters each time, there is a scale on the bottle cap...do you remember everything clearly?"

Well, since the other party is a nude blonde beauty, why doesn't Wang Qiu have any "normal reactions" such as blushing and beating heartbeats, or going crazy?
Please, after experiencing the test of life and death in the infinite space, the Wang Qiu right now has long been reborn. He is neither the kind of innocent virgin who blush when he sees a girl's panties, nor is he a good-for-nothing male dog who is in heat all the time. A soldier who survived a catastrophe and was used to seeing corpses and pools of blood, at the same time, he had already tasted the taste of Nan Lixiang and Ju Chuan Shizuka... so his self-control has obviously improved a lot.

Generally speaking, Wang Qiu still behaved quite morally in front of his wife Caroline. Of course, it can also be said that he was too slow-minded—for example, he never thought of showing his gentlemanly demeanor from the beginning to the end. Get off your coat and put it on Caroline...

Fortunately, the experience in the past dozen hours was too exciting - shipwreck, crossing, infinite space, underground cannibal killing club, war against German army base, being raped by Uncle Robinson ♂ on a tropical desert island... Carlo Lin, the flat-chested golden cat, had already become a mess in her mind, so she didn't think about this incident either. She just took the medicine bottle with a weary attitude, and muttered feebly: "...ah, I didn't catch any dirty disease. That's right, this bastard is just a moving garbage dump! As for his criminal tool, it's as dirty as a carrot pulled out of a cesspit!"

"...What can I do? Miss, please don't ask too much of the ancients. After all, it's only the seventeenth century."

Wang Qiu curled his lips and said to Caroline, "...Nowadays, many European nobles only take a few baths in their lifetime, and the French still defecate everywhere in the hall of the Palace of Versailles! Not to mention Robinson Crusoe It is inevitable for such a desert island survivor to be covered in dirt and stench..."

——Although what this guy is telling the truth, why does it make people want to beat him so hard?thought Miss Caroline gloomily.

"...Well! Since everything has already happened, it is useless to resent you no matter how much you resent, you might as well think about the good - no matter what, you are also lucky to have slept with a well-known historical celebrity, and you can use this to tell your close friends in the future Bragging... Believe me, in so many countries in the world, there are definitely more people who know the name of Robinson Robinson than those who have heard of those second- and third-rate Hollywood stars..."

Senior Ma Tong patted Caroline on the shoulder with a smile on her face, but she said something even more intimidating, "... If you are really angry, we need to find a coconut tree and hang him up , Is it used to whip your corpse to vent your anger?" She pointed at Robinson's corpse and asked.

"...Let's forget it! Bullying a corpse is really meaningless, and now I don't have the strength to swing a whip..."

Caroline rolled her eyes and waved her hands listlessly, "...Do you have anything to eat? Also, can I take a shower first?"

"... Ah, we have already prepared for this demand."

Wang Qiu nodded with a smile, and took out a rectangular striped tablecloth from his backpack, "...This is one of Doraemon's most proud magical props, a must-have [gourmet tablecloth] for parties, banquets, and camping! As long as you Open your mouth to order, and you can have whatever meal you want!"

"...As for taking a bath..." Wang Qiu turned around and dug a few times from his trouser pockets, found out a thing that looked like a golf ball, but with a long needle attached to the bottom, and pressed it hard into the open space under the coconut grove. In the sand, and then pressed the switch on it... In an instant, this toy-like spherical object swelled into a sci-fi spherical bachelor apartment!

"...This is another magical prop of Doraemon in the 22nd century [portable travel ball]. The upper part is a suspended spherical living cabin, and the lower part is a base inserted into the ground. For the convenience of access, the base is installed There is an automatic elevator, and the living module has a bedroom and a shower room, which is basically similar to a single room in a modern hotel. It is powered by solar panels, and it can also automatically drill and filter ground water to supply the bathroom.”

Pointing to the instantly formed miniature building on the beach, Wang Qiu introduced this to the stunned Caroline, "...Okay, next, do you want to eat first, take a bath first, or...duh... ...wait, let me answer the phone first."

Amidst the sharp and piercing electronic beeps, Wang Qiu could only smile apologetically at Caroline, then picked up the radio on his chest, "...Hello? Is it Koizumi? Yours What's going on here? I'm busy here!"

"...It's terrible! Something big happened! Wang Qiujun! Haruhi Suzumiya insisted on going to the beach where you found the cannibal banquet scene to explore! No matter how we persuade you, we can't persuade you! [Bamboo Dragonfly] is very fast, We're almost there now!"

Kazuki Koizumi's anxious voice came from the receiver of the walkie-talkie—according to the task assignment discussed earlier, he was responsible for following the large troops and keeping an eye on Haruhi Suzumiya's whereabouts at all times, "...Have you checked the whereabouts of Haruhi Suzumiya?" Clean up unsightly things like human bones?"

"...Ah? Please! Koizumi! We're not voluntary cleaners, why would we do such unnecessary things? It's too late to save people!"

Wang Qiu was immediately covered in white sweat, "... Anyway, those cannibals have gone a long way, even if Suzumiya Haruhi can take a look at the roasted human flesh and leftover human bones, there should not be much It's related! Anyway, it's not like she hasn't seen horror movies..."

"... Can a horror movie be the same as a real scene? Wang Qiujun? When dealing with Haruhi Suzumiya, we can't take such a risk! What if she is too seriously stimulated mentally, or awakens some incredible habit? , then the whole earth will be doomed!"

Koizumi Kazuki yelled almost angrily, "...Anyway, we must quickly come up with a countermeasure!"

"... What countermeasures can I have?" Wang Qiu rolled his eyes, "...I'm still on the other side of the island right now!"

"...It's very simple. For the sake of Haruhi Suzumiya's mental health, please use the exit function of "Book of Time Traveling" to end this adventure. Let us all leave this world and return to the activity room of the SOS regiment... And this is also the suggestion of Nagato Yuki-san..."

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After a few more seconds, Wang Qiu and Ma Tong only had time to make a hasty confession before leaving this world and disappearing from Caroline without a trace, leaving only [Gourmet Tablecloth] and 【Portable Travel Ball】, plus a revolver for her self-defense.

Listening to the never-ending sound of waves and the cries of seagulls, looking at the empty beach again, the three women who are still in a coma and a sloppy uncle who just died of a horse wind, Caroline was stunned. After staring blankly for a while, I finally decided to fill my stomach first.

So, she pulled the [Gourmet Tablecloth] to ponder for a while, then stretched out her hand and pressed the only button in the corner... Then, a monotonous mechanical voice sounded on the beach without any ups and downs:
"...Ding dong! The xxxxx series [Gourmet Tablecloth] intelligent assisted ordering system is launched, and I am very happy to provide services to our respected customers. There are currently 13035863223446 kinds of food recorded in this system. Would you like to choose dessert? Snacks? Drinks? Dishes ? Staple food?..."

Although the voice can be said to be loud and clear, with round accents, it is standard Japanese.And the American girl Miss Caroline's Japanese level...well, she just learned a little bit because of her personal interest. It is probably about the same level as the English level of Chinese primary school students, and she will definitely not be able to pass the spoken English.

"...What are you talking about? Forget it, give me a black pepper steak and a bowl of porridge, plus a vegetable salad!"

So, after struggling for a while, Caroline could only give up thinking about the above sentence, and directly ordered the food.

However, she seems to have overestimated the language library capacity of the [Gourmet Tablecloth] intelligent assisted ordering system...

"...Ding dong! The information is unrecognizable! This system only supports Japanese dialogue, please do not use languages ​​and dialects other than standard Japanese."

"...Eh? Didn't you get me? Or don't have any of these? Then a roast chicken and an apple pie instead!"

"...Ding dong! The information is unrecognizable! This system only supports Japanese dialogue, please do not use languages ​​and dialects other than standard Japanese."

"...Hey! What do you want to express? I don't understand Japanese very well! Can't you use English?"

"...Ding dong! The information is unrecognizable! This system only supports Japanese dialogue, please do not use languages ​​and dialects other than standard Japanese."

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"...cough cough! My throat is going to be broken. Speaking of which, why am I competing with an electronic program! Forget it, let's take a shower first!"

After yelling until her voice was smoky and her mouth was dry, but she still talked like chicken and duck, Miss Caroline had no choice but to give up the option of "eat first", stood up with difficulty while supporting a coconut tree, and stumbled to the ground. Move to [Portable Travel Ball].Then, she searched and pondered again, finally found the hidden button, and then activated the automatic elevator, and got herself into the living cabin.

After a while, there was the sound of rushing water in the shower room of the [Portable Travel Ball].

——I have to say that after experiencing a thrilling and ups and downs adventure, being able to take a hot bath comfortably is one of the great joys in life.Although she could only take a shower and not enjoy a more comfortable bath, Miss Caroline still hummed happily.

However, after a while, as the sound of the dripping water in the shower gradually subsided, Miss Caroline uttered a high-pitched mournful cry again:
"...Oh--damn it, these bastard-raised misers! The closet is actually empty! I didn't even leave a pair of underwear for me!!!"