Great time travel

Chapter 216, It's not surprising

Chapter 37
Although when he learned that Matsuzaka Steak was downgraded to conveyor belt sushi, the kid Shinnosuke Nohara pouted his mouth so much that he could hang a bottle of oil, but after a few hours, Xiaoxin was still with his mother Misa Nohara and the baby who was still a child. Together with his younger sister Nohara Sunflower, they walked out of the sushi restaurant feeling their full bellies and headed to the parking lot, ready to be driven home by Nohara Misae.

Well, when they went out, they still didn't forget to pack a piece of beef sushi, and brought it to Xiaobai, a hungry spaniel in the car, as high-end dog food.

On the cash register counter in the store, Doraemon held up the bill handed over by the female clerk with a smile, and stared blankly in front of her eyes.

"... Seven people ate [-] yen for a lunch... This must be the most expensive sushi! Even if you take out all the money from selling monsters, it is still not enough to pay the bill!" See Looking at the figures on the bill, Doraemon, who is still heavily in debt, couldn't help whispering.

"...Hey, don't be too stingy, Doraemon, you even care about such a small amount..." Wang Qiu curled his lips, reached out his wallet, and took out three ten thousand yuan bills, "... This meal will be treated by me... Well, waiter, please give me some change!"

——After many adventures across different worlds, Wang Qiu has also changed from a penniless poor college student to a wealthy young man who can at least support two beautiful women at home.If it wasn't for some foreign currency and gold and silver antiques that are too eye-catching, Wang Qiu, as an ordinary student and lacks special contacts, is reluctant and dare not cash it out easily, he is probably ready to buy a villa by now...

([Automatic pawn machine] Although you can exchange money directly, you can only get Japanese yen banknotes, and secondly, it is very tricky to discount valuables.)
"...Hmph! Didn't your money be embezzled and withheld in the previous operations?"

Doraemon didn't thank you much for the dream, but instead snorted, "...If you guys weren't so selfish, I would have solved the debt problem by now."

"...Hey, please have a little conscience, Doraemon! These debts are not owed by me. If I didn't provide you with a channel to raise funds in another world, how could you raise 3000 yuan?" How many billion yen to pay off the debt? Right now, he is either being hunted down by the Space-Time Administration for robbing the bank and fleeing, or being sent to a waste robot dismantling factory, turning into a pile of parts and appearing on the second-hand stalls!" Wang Qiumantian cried out. retorted.

"...Well, I admit that you provided an opportunity, but without my future props, can you earn points and save people in those dangerous different worlds?" Doraemon flipped She rolled her eyes, "...You not only want points but also money, you are too greedy!"

"...You, you, you! I'm so pissed! Do you think that after the main god system recovers, I'm the only one who will cause trouble? You, the person involved, can't run away either! Don't think that scoring points and saving people are just mine. Responsibility! I am not the only one who is unlucky after things fail!"

"...Then let the Lord God deal with me! Anyway, I'm not afraid! The only one who really has to worry about my life is you, a weakling..."

Just when Wang Qiu and Doraemon were staring at each other because they were in a bad mood, Nagato Yuki's usual calm and indifferent voice sounded quietly.

"...Sorry, can you please be quiet for a moment? Wang Qiujun and Doraemon-jun, now I have some bad news to tell you—that broken main god system seems to have not been completely shut down, and it just started targeting the kid Shinnosuke Nohara. There's a new plot!"

——It was not until this time that Wang Qiu discovered that his "Book of Time Traveling" had been held in Nagato Yuki's hands.

"...The plot that appeared next to Xiaoxin this time is "Independence Day". The main content is that the alien fleet invaded the United States...Well, it seems that there is no need to introduce it. It has already started at the parking lot..." Nagato Yuki suddenly He closed the "Book of Time Traveling", pointed out the window and said.

Then, through the glass window of the sushi restaurant, Wang Qiu was surprised to see that an "alien warship" about the size of a refrigerator was floating above the heads of Nohara mother and son, constantly shooting out clusters of flames and a series of waves. The laser light burned Xiaoxin crying, running around and crying.

"...Mom! Mom! A bad person burned me with that thing in the sky, what should I do?!"

"...Really, whose remote-controlled model is this kid playing with? It's really outrageous!" Misae Nohara, who just opened the car door with the key and put Nohara Sunflower on the special baby seat, raised her head to see Seeing this scene, I couldn't help being furious, "... Even if you want to play Star Wars, you can't use our Xiaoxin as a target! Hurry up and get the hell out of here, or I'll file a complaint with the police!"

However, before Nohara Misae could finish her sentence, a thin laser beam shot over, leaving an obvious scorched mark on her skirt.

"...Wow! This is a new dress I just bought for 15 yen!! Damn, it looks like I have to make you suffer!"

Looking at the new dress that was burned by the laser after only wearing it once, Nohara Misae immediately exploded with anger... However, before the housewife could figure out a counterattack strategy, she found a handy item and attacked Xiaoxin's alien warship He had already suffered a serious injury—I saw that Xiaoxin was accidentally tripped by a soda can that was thrown around in the process of running and evading, and his shorts were "teared" and cracked, and he lay on the ground with his buttocks naked .

Then, another red laser beam fell from the sky and hit Comrade Xiaoxin's ass that was as smooth as a mirror.

As a result, the laser light was reflected back and just hit the tail engine nozzle of the miniature alien warship. Immediately, a cloud of black smoke ignited on the warship, and there was a crackling small explosion, making it no longer Unable to soar in the air steadily, it trembled violently.

——Well, in this tough battle with the alien invaders, Xiaoxin's butt has made another contribution!The soul of Archimedes seems to be possessed at this moment, and his ass represents the righteous roar of the minors of all mankind... But the question is, is this a bit too unscrupulous?

Well, as a top-level power who once blew away a Gundam robot with a sneeze, it's no wonder that Xiaoxin's fighting style is not out of integrity.

Next, Misae Nohara, who represents the punishment of adult earthlings, also displayed her nirvana.

"...Damn it, let you taste the wrath of a housewife! Eat me a cannon!! Xiaobai! Launch!"

"...Wang woo—(Dog language translation: Don't—)"

Accompanied by the mournful sound of the multifunctional good dog Xiaobai, a "dog meat cannonball" was thrown by Nohara Misae with all his might, which added another knife to the already crumbling alien warship—as a monster who had defeated monsters many times and saved them. In Tokyo's "Magical Girl Misa", Mrs. Nohara actually has a lot of experience in superpower combat (see the movie version of Crayon Shin-chan in 2005), and her throwing skills are even more proficient!
So, after a fierce collision with the skull of the mongrel dog Xiaobai, this tragic alien warship finally crashed to the ground, ending its short and sinful journey to invade the earth... The only trouble is that it is at the end of the journey At the end, a kamikaze cameo, and it landed on the front windshield of the cheap family car of the Nohara family, and immediately "crackling" splashed a piece of glass shards...

"……Oh no--"

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