Great time travel

Chapter 41. Pregnancy Escape Techniques with Absolute Virtue

Golden sand, golden sun, clear pure water, and equally clear clear sky.

On the edge of the beach, at the foot of tall coconut trees, there are a few folding deck chairs. The dense branches and leaves sway with the sea breeze, shielding the guests under the trees from the scorching sun.In the sea breeze blowing through the woods, it seems to be filled with the sweet aroma of tropical fruits.

——As Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Nan Lixiang, Ju Chuan Shizuka, and Doraemon, Nagato Yuki and others who got the news, successively traveled through space and entered the world of "Robinson Crusoe". The desolate island, which has never been inhabited since ancient times, has gradually become more or less popular.

And the female traversers who had been living wild on the uninhabited island for four full months finally happily put on the clothes they had not seen for a long time again, and wept with joy as they used the toilet paper they had dreamed of. returned to the civilized world.

However, is there any wild place in this world where you can eat steak, French fries, chicken nuggets, red wine, Coke, hamburgers and sushi rolls every day?

"...It turns out that two women are pregnant, and Miss Max is carrying twins..."

Sitting on a reclining chair in the shade of a tree, watching Doraemon's B-ultrasound report for pregnant women with a portable device, Ma Tong couldn't help shaking his head and sighing for a while, "...Uncle Robinson is in a deserted place. Dao held back the desire to sow seeds for more than ten years, and in the last two blows in his life, he burned up the life essence of his parents and reproduced his offspring... Alas, this is really... How should people make complaints about it? Pure natural and pollution-free masculine essence, one shot and two hits? Accumulate a lot? Anyway, since there are descendants, Uncle Robinson should die without regrets!"

"...For us, these are not the most important, Senior Ma Tong. What is really worth noting is why pregnant women are removed from the "Book of Time Traveling"——When did the cruel and ruthless Lord God become so humane? You actually give pregnant women maternity leave?"

Wang Qiu, who was standing under the coconut tree with "The Book of Time Traveling", squinted at her, "...just now I tried to get Doraemon to shrink Caroline and Max into the dimension pocket and take them to Nobi's house." , He actually succeeded in just one meow! It’s unbelievable! If I had known that there was such a shortcut to save my life, those unlucky women in the infinite space before who died without a whole body would have searched for men all over the world to beg to be overthrown in order to save their lives. Already!"

——In the infinite space that is always haunted by death and blood, and continues to intrigue and fight, those little fresh, little lucky, little little people who can't change their "innocence and purity" and still think that the whole world will revolve around themselves Fresh meat, hippies, small bourgeois, butter niche and all kinds of new and new human beings are usually the group of street guys who die the fastest.The rest of the people will soon understand the truth that in order to survive, they must do whatever it takes. If a mere pregnancy can get rid of this nightmare, many female reincarnations will break through the lower limit and play sex everywhere to beg for pregnancy...

"... After I reported the situation to my superiors, according to the analysis and judgment research results given by the latest feedback from the 'Galaxy Information System Consolidated Thought Body', the reason for this situation should be due to the original There is only one BUG..."

Nagato Yuki tapped a sci-fi microcomputer with both hands, and at the same time said indifferently with a blank face, "...while pulling the reincarnation into the infinite space, the main god system will give Each of them is marked with a unique distinguishing mark, instead of relying entirely on the wrist watch to identify them as some people imagined-according to what you have seen and heard before, there are not a few reincarnated people who have lost their hands and feet in the world of horror movies. Naturally, some had their right hands cut off and lost their watches, but as long as they persisted until the end, they managed to return to the main god's space.

But the problem is, if a female reincarnation becomes pregnant in the plot world, there will be a situation where one mark falls on two people, thus forming a program bug, as if the website corresponding to one URL becomes two, or one The license plate number is the same being used by two vehicles at the same time.

The situation of Caroline and Max seems to be even more complicated: the male genetic factor provider of their fetuses is not other reincarnations, but the plot character Robinson Robinson, who is also the only male protagonist!Therefore, on the basis of the previous pregnancy bug, more logic bugs appeared—Robinson is a plot character, and the children of plot characters should naturally be plot characters, and plot characters are outside the direct management range of the main god system .Unfortunately, this newly born plot character is temporarily an inseparable part of the reincarnated body, so should the Lord God regard Caroline and Max as plot characters, or as reincarnated?This is another place where there is a BUG.

Of course, if it is operating normally, the intelligent system of the 'Lord God' should soon fix the above bugs and reset the marks on the pregnant woman. Eliminate bugs.However, the currently disabled version of the main god system has basically collapsed by Haruhi Suzumiya and cannot work normally at all. Even the most basic programs have been almost destroyed, so the entire system has completely lost the ability to self-adjust. Even the tiniest and simplest logical bugs cannot be fixed automatically.

In this way, it leads to a very weird situation - if a female reincarnator is pregnant in the plot space, the main god system will have a recognition obstacle, and will completely fall into logic when the female body reaches about three months of pregnancy If you make a mistake, the marks you put on them will also be forced to disappear automatically.And as a result, they were removed from the "Book of Time Traveling", and they can be easily taken out of the plot world like plot characters, or they will no longer be disturbed by the tasks issued by the main god, and they will live quietly in this plot world forever - because they have already It has nothing to do with the main god system!
As for whether the above-mentioned BUG will have a permanent impact, that is, after the abortion or childbirth of pregnant female reincarnations, will the marks on their bodies be restored by the "main god" again.And what kind of group should the children they give birth to belong to... This needs further research and investigation.I personally think that given the current state of the main god system, it is more likely that this mark will not be restored..."

"...Hey, there are some things that are too complicated, so there is no need to study them further. It's almost enough, Nagato-san. Anyway, the current main god is almost torn apart by Haruhi Suzumiya. Newcomers, they would never receive any more missions...

To put it simply, at least at this moment, as long as a woman trapped in the plot world becomes pregnant, she can regain her freedom without any reward points and escape the control of the main god system?Well, this is really a way of escape that can be called unscrupulous..."

Wang Qiu stretched his waist, put his hands behind his head, and muttered, "...But it looks quite labor-saving, at least it's much easier than the previous practice of desperately changing the plot to accumulate points...Eh? Ma Tongxue Sister, why are you looking at me with such strange eyes?"

Feeling the mixed emotions of fear, worry, entanglement and happiness in Ma Tong's eyes, he couldn't help scratching his hair and asked strangely.

"...That...Xiao Qiuqiu, are you regretting now? When you entered "School of the Apocalypse" to save me, you didn't know the quick way to escape by opening the back door! Hehe, this really won't work. !Although we have known each other since we were young, and we often took baths together before entering middle school, we are not close enough to have sex with you and have children for you!" Ma Tong gave a dry laugh and stammered.

"...Puff—cough, cough, cough!" Wang Qiu, who was drinking iced Coke, couldn't help but spit out the drink immediately, and then had a heart-piercing cough, "...please, my dear Sister Toilet! What do you think of me? *** Or a stallion? Or the type of Long Aotian who is said to be a harem king who aspires to be a "cloth seed in the world"? Besides, I don't seem to have ever fought I thought about it, but you have already had sex with my women... Well, well, whether they can be regarded as 'my women' now seems to be a question mark."

Wang Qiu couldn't help but rolled his eyes at first, and then looked back at Ju Chuan Shizuka, a female school doctor who was explaining common sense about pregnancy to two pregnant women, and Nan Lixiang, a female special police officer who was shooting birds with enthusiasm. He muttered to himself without any complaints—after having a super-friendly physical relationship with a pair of Lily girls, there will be such troubles: You think you are hugging left and right, enjoying the blessings of everyone, and becoming a life with a harem winner.But in a blink of an eye, your harem beauties have already left you aside, and they are getting tired of getting married together! !
Well, the Lily couple will be the Lily couple!Anyway, now China has gradually adapted to the world trend and began to gradually recognize the legality of homosexuality.If Ju Chuan Shizuka and Nan Lixiang adopted Hansel and Gretel after they got married... Tsk tsk, then they would be a bunch of cute creatures!

And in Wang Qiu's view, Lily girl is also a very loving creature, not only looks very seductive, but also very promising to buy one get one free.Not to mention that this pair of lily girls with big breasts and fat buttocks have already slept in their own beds, and have had many pleasant negative distance body fluid exchanges with themselves... But the problem is, the two of you are married by yourself. What kind of identity is it that I am lying together?

The cohabitation-type **** who has established a long-term and stable relationship, the idiot landlord who let you pay rent with meat?No matter how you think about it, it feels weird!

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Just when Wang Qiu was so imaginative, Nagato Yuki uttered some words of moral integrity in a calm and serious tone:

"...Actually, I think this idea is very valuable for reference, Wang Qiujun. If you want to rescue those women who have fallen into the infinite space in the fastest and most convenient way, it is necessary to make full use of the above-mentioned system bugs .So, for the safety and peace of the multiverse, please don't be polite, and try to find a way to make them pregnant as soon as possible! Wang Qiujun!"

——As soon as Nagato Yuki finished speaking, Senior Ma Tong rushed out into the distance with a "whoosh", looking back at Wang Qiu as if looking at a pile of rotten garbage.And Wang Qiu himself also heard that his blood pressure soared, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing, and he didn't know how to complain.

Hello!Don't bring such unscrupulous people!Ms. Nagato, are you asking me to "swing the stick to save the world" and become the number one scumbag in the multiverse?Have you ever wondered what it would be like if a large group of women came to my door with their stomachs outstretched or babies in their arms, crying and asking me to be "responsible"?

Fortunately, Wang Qiu knew from the very beginning that Nagato Yuki, as an alien agent under the Galactic Information System, had a brain circuit and way of thinking that were not on the same frequency as ordinary people on Earth... So, in After taking a deep breath and barely suppressing the desire to yell, he managed to squeeze out a smile, and replied to Nagato Yuki as calmly as possible:
"...Sorry, Nagato-san, this suggestion of yours is not feasible at all. I am not the kind of Long Aotian version of the male protagonist who can afford to raise a huge harem, nor am I a black American who refuses to accept his words. Not to mention the soft rice king who can make a group of women post for me... Oh, hell, what am I talking about? Cough cough, all in all, I really can't break through the basic bottom line and do such a shameless thing ..."

However, due to the huge difference in thinking and concepts, Nagato Yuki obviously did not correctly understand the meaning of Wang Qiu's words.

"...Are you worried that your penis function is weak and not enough to deal with so many women? There is no need to worry about this problem at all."

Nagato Yuki blinked his eyes in confusion, "... Regarding the mating work of impregnating female reincarnators, you can find a man over there in the plot world to do it for you. And this will create a double logic BUG, Maybe the effect will be better, maybe..."

Suddenly, Wang Qiu felt that something in his heart was smashed to pieces, and an important string broke in his mind.

——Inhale, exhale, fully open your mind, enter the maximum power, Wang Qiu brand Tucao Cannon is ready, target Yuki Nagato, launch! ! !

"...First of all, there is absolutely no problem with my reproductive function! Hurry up and apologize to my self-esteem as a man here! Nagato-san! Secondly, your second suggestion is even more inadvisable—find a man in the plot world Push down the strong 'beep—'female reincarnation? Please? Do you think I am a brothel owner or a pimp? And I am still a voluntary labor that does not charge intermediary fees to clients?! How perverted you think I am ah?!!!"