Great time travel

Chapter 47, Urban Management Canine Fang International Column

The Urban Management Canine Fang International Column, an organization with a very awkward name, is actually one of the main official forces on the supernatural front in contemporary China.

But at this moment, according to the organization's transfer and distribution, Wang Qiu, who was a junior in the first half of this year and will be entering his senior year in the second half of the year, joined the urban management canine tooth international column ignorantly as an intern. Proud to be a part of the paranormal front in our country.

Well, by the way, he is also a senior reincarnator who has successfully escaped from the infinite space, and with Doraemon, Suzumiya Haruhi, and Nohara Shinnosuke who stand at the top of the food chain, he can easily call the wind and destroy the world. The readers are quite friendly.Then, as an old comrade-in-arms who also experienced in the infinite space, Professor Guo Jingguo extended an undeniable solicitation hand to Wang Qiu in the name of the official.

"...Student Wang Qiu, first of all, thank you for helping and rescuing me in the time and space of the last years of the Northern Song Dynasty. Secondly, a situation like yours happens to fall under the jurisdiction of our department. Please rest assured, Comrade Xiao Wang, a person like you There are actually a lot of people with strange experiences and special abilities in China—what psychics! People with supernatural powers! Immortal cultivators! Adventurers and magicians who came back from other worlds! I have seen them all. There are many in our city, so you don't have to worry about being studied as a guinea pig slice.

But on the other hand, Comrade Xiao Wang, you should also know that if a person with special power like you cannot be used by the country and is restricted by the government, it will be very dangerous to the country and yourself— —Because it will pose a great potential threat to social order, so I hope you can carefully consider my suggestion, and don't make wrong choices that embarrass everyone...

Of course, the organization does not only focus on obligations but not on rewards. If you make sacrifices and contributions to the country, you will naturally get corresponding benefits.Please believe that the party and organization will definitely give you suitable treatment, and will also provide you with some special convenience according to your needs..."

In this dusty and messy office, Professor Guo had a kind and gentle smile on his face, but he said threatening words to Wang Qiu.Then, he first handed Wang Qiu a stack of thick probationary contracts, then turned around and took out a small gadget from his pocket, threw it with a wave of his hand, and threw it into Wang Qiu's hand accurately, "... promise, Young man, take this black dog tooth that represents our unit. From now on, we will be good comrades fighting side by side! I hope that in the days to come, we can continue to cooperate sincerely, and everyone must work together!"

Wang Qiu took a look and found that it was a small tooth-shaped pendant made of obsidian. The front was engraved with the Chinese characters of "dog tooth" in seal script, and the back was the English translation of "dog tooth" and a party emblem with sickle and hammer.A hole is pierced at the root, and it seems that it can be hung around the neck or on the mobile phone with a rope.

Looking at the stack of probationary contracts in his hand, and the black dog-tooth badge of "Chinese and Western", combined with the extremely awkward name of this organization, Wang Qiu suddenly seemed to feel the embarrassment of the whole world pouring into his heart. , A desire to complain suddenly arises spontaneously in my chest.

——According to the experience in the time-traveling novels I read in the past, after Wang Qiu came back from the infinite world, he knew very well that a person with extraordinary abilities like him (although Wang Qiu has been deprived of physical enhancement, except for knowing many foreign languages The other is an ordinary college student, but he has a dimensional pocket that connects to the world of Doraemon, and the "Book of Time Traveling" that enters the infinite space, which can be regarded as a kind of special ability), if you keep hiding your identity with your tail between your legs, you will not be able to do so from beginning to end. Known by others, that's all.But once it is exposed to the sun, it cannot be used by the country, and it must be tabooed by the country... However, considering the fact that Wang Qiu must constantly save people from the infinite space, it is almost impossible not to be exposed all the time

Although in many domineering time-travel novels, the protagonists who master supernatural powers are often full of desire for power. Simply put, they just want to control people and don’t want to be controlled. Naturally, they are very wary of the state machinery that may curb their misconduct. , full of hostility.

But Wang Qiu did not have such delusions. First, after experiencing so many life and death dangers, he already knew very well that time travel does not mean success and happiness, but a great adventure of a narrow escape.Those time-travel novels of the Xiaobaiwen type just use the image of the protagonist Long Aotian to vent the author's envy and jealousy towards corrupt officials and extravagant rich people, and cater to the pleasure-seeking or paranoid fantasies of teenagers and middle-aged patients; Second, his so-called special abilities cannot be played in the real world at all. The reason why he can call the wind and rain in other worlds is mostly due to the unreliable foreign aid of robot cats. In case this blue cat pays off one day Now that the debt has been settled, he is afraid that he will be ineffective every day.

——Since there is no capital to fight against the country, and there is no possibility of keeping secret forever, and even urgently need reinforcements, then it is better to cooperate with the country honestly!If you can take the opportunity to sneak into the system, it will be somewhat beneficial, isn't it?
But the problem is, even if you want to have an official identity, at least you have to be reliable, right?What is this city management canine tooth international column?
So... Inhale, exhale, concentrate, grasp the theme, Wang Qiu's Tucao cannon is fully charged, and fire again!
"...Professor Guo, although you seem to have vaguely missed a few words with me in the time and space of the Northern Song Dynasty, I am not completely unprepared for being incorporated by the state. But the question is...why once You want to give me seven contracts, from the National Security Department to the General Staff to the Ministry of Public Security—what kind of unit are you? And why is it a contract for labor dispatch workers? Let labor dispatch workers work as national security? This is too strange! "

After a series of three rounds of complaints, Wang Qiu took a breath, looked at the last contract with a frown, shook his head and continued wondering, "...and the last contract, which is all written in foreign languages Yes. It looks like a Western alphabet, but it is not English, not French, not German, not Spanish, not Italian, and not Russian... Based on the fact that I used the [Universal Dreamland Learning Device] on Doraemon 】I have learned sixteen languages, but I can’t understand a single word! Which language is this thing written in? What is written on it? Forgive me for the ugly words, Professor Guo, we are together I've made friends with you since I fought in war, so don't fool me with a contract of prostitution!!"

"...Oh, slow down, slow down, you asked so many questions in one breath, I have to think about it, and answer you one by one.

Cough, first of all, since Japan can let temporary workers who have not graduated from middle school manage nuclear reactors, why can't we Chinese let labor dispatch workers serve as national security?Which is more harmful, intelligence leakage or nuclear disaster?So, young people, learn to be calm!Secondly, about letting you sign seven probationary contracts at one time, it is because of the special organizational structure of our unit-I will tell you in detail about this later.Cough cough, as for the last contract, it was written in Esperanto, and it has the biggest background: the International Exorcist Column of the Communist International..."

Professor Guo helped the reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, and replied, "... To be honest, even I can't understand this Esperanto, so you just have to sign it."

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——The so-called Esperanto is a language created by Dr. Zamenhof, a Polish Jew, on the basis of the Indo-European language family in 1888. Dr. Zamenhoff hopes that human beings can use this language to achieve mutual understanding among nations and eliminate Hate and war, to realize the human family of equality and fraternity.In a sense, this new language is also a by-product of the world revolution that year, symbolizing the hope of the sages that the working people of the world can break through the barriers of various languages ​​and truly unite... However, although Dr. Zamenhof invented The original intention of this language is to eliminate language barriers in international exchanges, so that people of all races and colors around the world can live in harmony like brothers and sisters in the same human family.But in fact, until now, even according to the most optimistic statistics, the number of people who can master Esperanto in the world is only about [-], which is far less than the number of people who understand ancient Latin and ancient Greek. Indian tribal languages ​​are spoken by a considerable number of...

No way, who is willing to spend a lot of time and energy to learn a strange language that doesn't know where it will be useful?
"...Nani?! Wrote the contract in Esperanto?! This organization is so international? How many people in the world can understand it?"

Wang Qiu felt that all the strings called reason in his head were broken, so he was speechless for a while, "...Moreover, the violent unit of the international proletarian alliance organization, which is as high-end and high-end as the International Column, can actually Hanging under our Chinese urban management?...Wait, I remember that it seems to be recorded in the history textbooks in middle school that the Communist International was disbanded in 1943?"

"...Well, young man, there are many things in this world that you don't know! What you just said is only the Third International that represents the outside world, but the International Communist Exorcist Column that belongs to the underground world has never The First International of the Marx era has continued to this day!"

Professor Guo sighed, and said calmly, "...It's a pity that the Communist International is so poor that instead of paying us salaries and funding, it always mobilizes us to donate...so we usually put the Just ignore the instructions, you can sign this contract casually, as if you are registering in some online forum. If you are really worried, you can just sign a screen name, pseudonym, nickname or player name, it doesn’t matter—anyway there That is to try to make up the number of people, so that we can brag about the strength of our Communist International, and there are millions of members around the world..."

Hell, why does the Comintern in the 21st century sound like a pyramid scheme?Where has the revolutionary spirit of seeking truth from facts gone?
Hey, I don’t care about him, just sign a screen name on the contract—I just don’t know if there is any Esperanto translation software on the Internet?
Wang Qiu couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard it, and at the same time his brain was wide open, but Professor Guo continued slowly, "...In fact, Comrade Xiao Wang, I haven't reported your specific situation to your superiors yet. Unit report, because before confirming your abnormal situation, I can't even be sure whether I really traveled to the time and space of the Northern Song Dynasty, became a god once, reversed the shame of Jingkang, and witnessed the demeanor of Yue Fei and Yue Wumu with my own eyes; Or maybe I just had a strange dream in my head... Until now, I have never let go of a hanging heart."

He stood up and poured Wang Qiu a cup of hot tea, opened the thick cowhide-covered notebook, and took out a pen from his pocket, "...Okay, now you can tell me, after I return to the real world, Have you traveled to those places again and rescued any people?"

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So, at dusk that day, Senior Ma Tong, who was setting up a stall selling toilets in the ceramics market, was also called to the urban management building by a phone call, and then Professor Guo, who was enthusiastic about recruiting newcomers, forced a bunch of trial contracts that had just been printed out. , plus a black dog tooth carved from obsidian... the same ignorant and semi-forced into the urban management dog tooth international column, and gloriously became a member of the supernatural front in our country.

However, although Ma Tong, who has been unemployed for a long time after graduation, has no objection to entering the system and working for the country, she seems very dissatisfied with the "Urban Management Canine Fang International Column", a special Chinese official supernatural organization with a weird name. look.

"...Not to mention why even this kind of work on the secret front can be turned into such a weird way of labor dispatch, before I sign these contracts, can you first answer a more important puzzle of mine-why we The country is actually handled by urban management to deal with supernatural issues? No matter how you look at it, this administrative level seems to be a little bit low! In some novels I have read, it seems that things like this should be handled by agents of the Dragon Group. Professionals are responsible for... Uh, did I say something wrong?"

——Ma Tong suddenly and keenly noticed that when she mentioned the word "Dragon Group" just now, Wang Qiu and Professor Guo suddenly exchanged a rather strange look, and their expressions seemed to become a little...confused?
"...Ahem, this question...let me explain it! Before you came here, I just asked Professor Guo about it."

After a moment of silence, Wang Qiu coughed lightly, cleared his throat, and said, "...um... Theoretically speaking, in our Chinese Ministry of State Security, there is indeed a very famous dragon group That's right..."

"...in theory?" Ma Tong blinked, and immediately recognized the voice of the words, "...then in practice?"

"...Actually, according to Professor Guo, in the office of the Dragon Group of the Beijing General Administration of Guoan, there is either a newspaper and a cup of tea to kill the day, and the beer belly uncle who just wants to eat and die, or a week. One-day work, busy racing and dancing all day, the rich second-generation official and second-generation fashionable youth... In short, the so-called dragon group is just like the Party History Office, mainly used to give 'certain people' jobs for empty pay... ..."

Wang Qiu shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands and said, "...so, please don't expect too much from the real dragon group."

Ma Tong was stunned for a moment, "...the legendary dragon group...is such a virtue? Then who should do the actual work?"

"...cough cough, of course we can only rely on our urban management canine tooth international column! Hey, this is the so-called comprehensive law enforcement!"

Professor Guo coughed dryly, interjected, and at the same time pointed to his nose with some gloom, and then took out a lot of documents from his pocket, the top one was from Guoan, and a golden dragon with teeth and claws was drawn on the cover, "...Look, we have the certificates of any unit here, and they are all genuine! Because they have subcontracted the work!"

And Wang Qiu also sighed, spread out the seven probationary contracts that Professor Guo stuffed over on the table, pointed to them one by one and explained to Ma Tong:
"...Professor Guo lied to us that the unit we joined was the International Brigade of Urban Management Dogs and Fangs."

"...But we are also joining Guoan's Dragon Team!"

"...In addition, we also hang the sign of the Supernatural Military Intelligence Department of the General Staff!"

"...Theoretically speaking, we are still the Super Special Police Team of the Ministry of Public Security!"

"... On the other hand, we are the Chinese branch of the International Exorcism Column of the Communist International! Although I registered with my screen name!"

"...As for the one who actually gives us orders, it is actually the Supernatural Phenomena Processing Office under ****."

"...and it is a labor service company with a special background that pays most of our members—because in this unit, only a small number of people can be mixed into the establishment of public institutions and civil servants. The others are temporary A labor dispatch worker on top of the job! So even though he has posted a sign of seven yuan, he can only receive a temporary worker's salary, and during the internship period, he doesn't even have a dime! It's really sad!"

Wang Qiu spread his hands and concluded to Ma Tong, "... But what's more sad is that we seem to have no choice - there seem to be many guys like us! So let's sign the contract, Ma Tong-senior. After all, you are treated as a temporary worker, with some salary. My contract is still an intern! Before graduating from university, I didn’t even have a salary, and I didn’t know how to take care of it…” He muttered with a depressing expression on his face.

"...What, what? There is such a perverted unit in the world?" Ma Tong was almost confused when he heard it, "...it is already big enough for others to accept dual leadership, but this unit actually requires Accept the leadership of Qizhong? How did such a strange unit come about?"

"... To be honest, I am also very surprised about this, but I haven't had time to ask." Wang Qiu shrugged and looked up at Professor Guo.

"...Ahem! Regarding this issue, it actually has a very complicated historical origin. We must start with the birth process of this unit..."

Facing the inquiring eyes of the two juniors, Professor Guo coughed, took a sip of tea and said, "...First of all, I would like to state that the materialist worldview you have learned in school is not wrong, so there is nothing wrong in this world. Gods and devils, and there are no supernatural phenomena, but since there are human beings, there have been more people who have delusions all day long, and there have been various supernatural phenomena..."