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Chapter 22. The Angel Comes with Cat Ears

Seeing that the noble bishop of Marseille was condemned by heaven and turned into a pile of human-shaped coke amidst the lightning and thunder, the citizens of Marseille who gathered in the square suddenly panicked and became even more crazy and chaotic.

"...God! The angel sent down thunder and killed the bishop! What happened to this world?"

"...What did these angels do? Why did they kill the servants of the Lord? Can anyone tell me why?"

"...Speaking of which, are these guys really angels? They couldn't be disguised by cunning devils!"

"...You pretended to be one and showed me! Didn't you see them floating in the sky?"

In the midst of hysterical panic, the overstimulated people talked about it, and subconsciously wanted to run home.

In this way, seeing the crowd scattered in the square, Mrs. Ju Chuan Shizuka, who was planning to make a long speech, was suddenly dumbfounded... Fortunately, there was Doraemon to check for omissions—— He unhurriedly took out the [Lies Come True Mouth], put it on his mouth and said, "...in 10 minutes from now, no Maasai people in this square will be able to walk on their feet!"

Then, under some kind of cosmic power that violates the law of causality, this lie of Doraemon came true!Except for a very few foreign travelers, all the citizens in the square felt their legs and feet go limp, their bodies were weak, and they fell to the ground as if their bones had been pulled out.All of a sudden, all kinds of cries, exclamations, and curses continued in the square, until the "blond female angel" roared fiercely with a tweeter.

"...Silence! Ignorant sinners! Do you know what mistakes you have made? Do you still have the fear of God in your heart?"

For a moment, the audience was silent, and after a long time, a senior priest got up tremblingly leaning on the wall, and replied pretending to be majestic.

"... Angels! As servants of the Lord who is devoted to preaching, I don't know what mistakes we have made, but why do you interfere with the holy heresy! Save this evil wizard? Are you heretics who have betrayed the Lord? An angel?" As a professional magistrate who is used to concocting crimes, he opened his mouth and condemned sharply, turning his opponent into a fallen angel, while others also showed expressions of sudden realization.

However, as the saying goes, "A weapon of criticism is always inferior to a weapon of criticism", just when this guy was full of spirits, as if the truth was in his body, the next moment, he was hit by a lightening that was not light and heavy, and his body was smoking fell down.

"...Shut up! Unrepentant sinner! The real heretic is you! Or rather you! All of this is God's will!"

Senior sister Ma Tong with angel wings floated down without knowing when. First, she snatched the "Pseudo-Holy Book Edition" [Dictionary of Magical Encyclopedia] from Mr. Ju Chuan Shizuka's hand, and chanted the spell written on it, towards the unknown The life-and-death magic stick threw a bolt of lightning, and then scolded so loudly.

"... Oh, no... why... why the hell!? Why on earth did you do such a cruel thing!"

Seeing yet another sanctimonious clergyman turned into charred charcoal, an old woman who seemed to be a pious believer couldn't help crying out with horror and tears on her face.

"...Because they asked for it themselves. The servant who claims to be the master in name is actually doing heresy!"

Staring coldly at the pile of black human-shaped charcoal, as well as the citizens trembling and crying for it, Senior Ma Tong, dressed as an angel, announced with an almost cruel attitude, "...these guys consider themselves servants of the Lord, Teaching the world in the name of the Lord is actually fooling people into going astray! They swore before the Lord to abide by the poverty and obey the precepts, but in the end they failed to do any of them! They used improper means The so-called 'witch-hunt trial' with cruel torture, and killed countless innocent and good people at the stake! They also used all kinds of deceit and violence to plunder the people's property and discredit the Lord's reputation-but these things In fact, it’s not the point, the real point is…”

"...The real point is that you stupid people who don't know what is good or bad, dare to torture and kill cute cats! You really deserve to die!!!"

At this moment, the already impatient Doraemon jumped out and grabbed the conversation, and said the above-mentioned words that made people can't help but be messed up in the wind.

All of a sudden, Senior Ma Tong's body tilted and she almost fell from the air.And the background music played by [Rendering Atmosphere Orchestra] (a team of small robots playing various musical instruments) has also changed from serious religious hymns to hot punk rock...

——Messy, broken, crazy... Under the continuous psychological stimulation, the citizens in the square are almost going out of their minds collectively.

And the adult Doraemon in the air is still resentfully counting the revenge of the Maasai people, "... a group of Japanese stray cats in the 21st century, traveled thousands of miles to Europe with their own dry food, regardless of the threat of the plague, for you Catching rats to prevent epidemics! What kind of spirit is this? This is a spirit of internationalism and fraternity that transcends race and nationality! And how do you repay them? You killed them inexplicably... Such kind of revenge, such a moral loss , you should simply throw your souls into Hell, where you will be tortured for eternity..."

Well, although almost none of the audience present could understand the murderous yelling of Doraemon, it didn't prevent them from being all trembling with fright.

Next, after all the Christians whose hearts had been tested, they gradually picked up the jaws that had fallen all over the floor, and the doraemon finally ended his incoherent roar, turned around and handed over a roll of beautifully framed letterhead paper To Wang Qiu's hand, motioned him to recite in public.

Wang Qiu, who was wearing cat ears, frowned and unfolded the scroll to see, immediately the veins on his forehead began to twitch, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily:
Doraemon, I said, look what you wrote... Do you really want to change Christianity into cat worship?

Alas, whatever, if you worship cats, you can worship cats!Even if it is tricking these people into becoming cat slaves, at least it is better than the church in the official history fooling them into not taking a bath all their lives, and being a cameo to move the garbage dump... Thinking of this, Wang Qiu couldn't help but feel a lot less guilty.

So, he took a deep breath, tried to imitate the tone of the radio announcer, and opened his mouth with an aria-like tone, with a face full of majesty, and the background music played by [Rendering the Atmosphere Orchestra], once again Reverted to a serious religious hymn.

"...At the beginning of creation, human barns and fields were infested with rats. God said, let there be cats, so there are cats in the world who suffer from rats... And God said, you should love cats as you love me .The mortals of the day humbly showed they were taught..."

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"...the original people did follow God's instruction and treated cats as important members of their families, thus freeing their houses from the plague of rats, but they just forgot to record this in " in the Bible. (The only common domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat, which is one of the main "theories" for the massacre of cats by medieval European fanatics.)... What's more terrifying is that as time goes by Over time, more and more fools have completely forgotten God's instructions. Instead of loving cats anymore, they are polluted by corrupt heresies, treat cats as monsters, and even brutally slaughter these cute little lives. has a dirtier mind than any cat..."

"...Seeing that mortals are increasingly deviating from the right way and falling into the terrible plague of rats without knowing it, my lord is very anxious, and has repeatedly sent prophets down to earth, trying to bring mankind back to the right way. However, stupid people not only did not listen to the prophet's advice, Instead, burn them as wizards... You are complacent and think that this is a pious performance, which can please my lord, but you don't know that it will only make my lord's chest burn more and more!"

"...Now, my Lord can't bear it anymore...Thanks to my Lord, Jesus Christ was crucified for our sins, and it is also a manifestation of my Lord's love...According to the law, almost everything is made with blood clean, without the shedding of blood there is no forgiveness of sins!"

"...In the distant past, the Almighty God used a great flood to destroy mankind once, just to punish the deep sins of those ancients. Today, my lord does not mind using the hands of the great plague to destroy you once again. This familiar world, so as to wash away your sins..."

"...filthy heretics! Not only have you forgotten the teachings of the Lord, you have violated his laws, and you no longer love the cats that help you catch mice, but you dare to frame these holy creatures as monsters, using the most cruel Means, killing for no reason! What a crime this is!"

"...In order to punish you sinners who don't have awe, and to teach you the majesty of the Lord, the merciful Lord has lowered his power and started to harvest the lives of those who deviate from the righteous way! This is to punish you for many years of seeking death, The crime of indiscriminate hunting and killing of cats!
The plague that is breaking out today is actually called the plague, and it was brought by rats from the grasslands on the northern shore of the Black Sea.If you hadn't perverted and killed yourselves by hunting and killing cats, these holy beings would have wiped out the plague-spreading rats and kept death from your doors.Otherwise, your city will be cursed and will be destroyed in the invisible death!
Unfortunately, as you can see, Marseille has been cursed. If you don't repent, this place will become an eternal place of death!Just like when God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah in the past, no one can live in this cursed city!And your souls will also fall into hell, and suffer eternal torture among millions of cat ghosts..."

"...Oh! No—O venerable angels! We are all only deluded! Please forgive us! Save us!"

Hearing this majestic and vicious scolding sound, all the citizens of Marseilles present were trembling with fear for a moment, their legs trembled, and they crossed their chests with their fingers one after another, calling out reverently. And pray: "...we have known our sins and are willing to do anything at once to repent! We are willing to send our souls and everything to you, please deliver us from all disasters..."

"...Very good! Although your sins are many and serious, as long as you have enough sincerity, there is still hope of redemption..."

Senior sister Ma Tong nodded in satisfaction, took up the conversation, and at the same time stretched out her hand to pull the knight Li Wei who had just put on a purple robe and a golden crown, and announced to everyone, "...I declare in the name of God, from From now on, Knight Levi from the Knights of St. John of Rhode Island (the official name of the Knights Hospitaller) will become my Lord's representative on earth!
In this city, no matter they are civilians, nobles, or priests, they should obey his assignment, serve God under the leadership of this knight, and work hard to repent and make up for their past sins in exchange for the Lord's forgiveness and peace. save!And God will also grant Knight Levi great power to help mortals in the world resist and treat this plague... Do you have any doubts about this? "

Regarding these remarks, the citizens of Marseilles in the square, especially the clergy who had just participated in the heresy trial, couldn't help but glance at each other for a while.

Although from the moment these angels presented the golden crown and purple robe to Li Wei, they had a vague premonition about it, but when this scene actually happened, they still felt a little psychologically conflicted and unacceptable. As if being severely slapped in the face.

——In the blink of an eye, the evil wizard who blasphemed the gods became a noble saint canonized by the Lord? ! !

God, the world turned upside down too quickly!

But as the so-called situation is stronger than people, in front of an angel, even if you hit your left cheek, as a mere mortal, you can only obediently send your right cheek to be beaten... What's more, now is the black death where human life is at stake In the age of illness, stubbornly resisting the words of the savior...isn't this suicide?
In the traditional teachings of Christianity, suicide seems to be an unforgivable felony!
So, after a while, all the people in the square knelt down and surrendered, and there was a solemn prayer like Sanskrit singing.

"... may your name be hallowed, may your love be sung as a song; may your will be carried out on the earth, as it is in your country."

In particular, a pale little boy and his young mother stood up tremblingly, knelt at Li Wei's feet together, and confessed their sins bitterly - a few days ago, they were the ones who were killed The demons blinded their minds and went to the church of Marseilles to accuse the saint of heresy, regardless of the kindness of Knight Levi who saved them from the plague, thus bringing a disaster to Levi.

And the remaining leaders of the Marseille Pharmacist Guild were also pushed out by their terrified subordinates, and they frankly confessed that these greedy people, in order to maintain the monopoly position of the Marseille pharmaceutical market, And the fact that the design framed the "sage" Li Wei...

——In order to maintain a monopoly position, he actually snatched the business from the angel... Should this be regarded as death?What about dying?Or die?
Then, disregarding the ferocious and distorted face of Li Wei's "Holy One", Ju Chuan Shizuka, with a smile like a saint, generously forgave these sinners on the grounds that "those who don't know don't blame", and expressed all the above The ordeal is also God's test of the saint Li Wei...so that they all shed tears of gratitude, and the onlookers cheered even more, thinking that these angels really have a heart of great compassion and benevolence.

All in all, everything is gratifying, gratifying and congratulating...

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After finally waiting for the "advent ceremony" of the cat-eared angels to come to an end, the crowd in the square dispersed one after another, and all the travelers were respectfully invited into the most luxurious room in the cathedral to rest by the priests, Ju Chuan Shizuka The teacher just lifted the silence technique on Li Wei.

By this time, the resentment in his heart had been almost eliminated by time, so he didn't fly into a rage immediately after recovering his language ability, but calmly took a sip of tea and asked calmly, "...Okay , now thanks to you, I have temporarily become the manager of this city, what is the next priority? You should have a clear plan!"

——Since they communicated with each other in Mandarin Chinese during the secret conversation, they were not at all afraid of being eavesdropped and exposed by the natives of this time and space.

"...It's very simple, use your best efforts and use all conceivable means to collect property and raise money in this city. You can tell the citizens directly that the amount of property they collect is directly related to how many people can be saved "Wang Qiu replied without blushing, "... Doraemon's loan repayment date is very close, if we can't make up 15 billion yen, we will be in big trouble!"

"...The first task after the angels descended to earth is to scrape the ground?!" Although he knew that the integrity of these guys seemed to be relatively lacking, Li Wei's eyebrows twitched for a while, "...this is too...too Be realistic!" he said as tactfully as possible.

"...No way! Mr. Li Wei, you can't do anything without money these days! What's more, aren't churches selling indulgences now? Compared with those waste paper indulgences, we The act of pretending to be an angel is already very conscientious."

Wang Qiu smiled and shook his fingers, "...First of all, we do have a reliable way to cure the Black Death, and we will really treat the remaining living people. Secondly, the dead people don't need to spend money , so there are things that can be confiscated in this city. Isn't there?"

"...That's right. Anyway, I'm almost dead anyway. The citizens of Marseilles shouldn't take money too seriously at the moment."

Knight Li Wei lowered his head and thought for a moment, then nodded and admitted the above-mentioned act of losing moral integrity, "... However, although the city of Marseilles is empty, there are still at least tens of thousands of people alive. Among you, And only Teacher Ju Chuan is considered a qualified medical staff, the others are good enough to get injections. There are so many patients who need to be diagnosed and treated at once... How busy is this? If something goes wrong, it will be troublesome!"

"...Don't worry, we have a foolproof new treatment this time, and we no longer need to grab their arms to find veins, or look at all kinds of disgusting buttocks with sores and pus." Ma Tong replied with a smile, while turning over Open a certain page of the [Encyclopedia of Magic], and push it in front of Li Wei.

Looking at the beautiful handwriting written on this page, Knight Li Wei suddenly felt that his thoughts and concepts had experienced another collapse.

"...Complete healing? God! Are you really going to turn this place into a fantasy kingdom of swords and magic?"