Great time travel

In the battle of defending the city in the ancient cold weapon war, what is the simplest response to the enemy's trebuchet bombardment?
— That is to hide under the city wall as much as possible!
First of all, due to the relationship between the parabola and the ballistic, the stone bullets of the trebuchet will either hit the city wall or fly far above the city wall. guy.

Secondly, the stones thrown by manpower are not cannonballs after all. Under normal circumstances, it is difficult to directly blast the thick and solid city walls to collapse.

Of course, if you are really unlucky and hide under the city wall, you will still be injured, or even killed.It's no one's fault.

Who made your luck be like that?Even this kind of bad luck with extremely low probability will happen.

"... Shelling! Everyone, hurry up and hide!"

Therefore, when the Jin Army's catapult group started to bombard, Wang Qiu took out three steel helmets from his portable space, put them on for himself, Guo Jing and Nobi Nobita, and then rolled to the foot of the city wall. I watched in horror as stones flew over my head, crossed the tall Kaifeng city wall, roared and fell into the urban area, smashed holes in the roofs of the houses, and aroused heart-piercing wailing.

The stone bullets fell one after another, the thick and solid city walls were trembling slightly, and everyone's hearts were beating wildly.

Under the clear blue sky after the snow, Jin Jun's trebuchets continued to show off their power, wave after wave, like a tide, and gradually stopped after a long time.

Fortunately in the misfortune, although the Jin army used a lot of fireballs on the trebuchets in order to increase its lethality-this is also a weapon that the Song court threw outside the city in a panic-but it had just snowed heavily before, and the buildings in the city The surface of the object is generally extremely wet, and it is difficult to burn it.Moreover, as a unique megacity with a population of one million in the world in this era, Kaifeng's fire protection measures were relatively complete, and sporadic flames were quickly extinguished.

(In the twelfth century AD, the city of Rome, which once had a population of one million, had already declined, and Constantinople only had a population of at most 50.)
However, the city tower of Dongshuimen and the blocks near the city wall suffered another catastrophe, as if they had been severely ravaged by a meteorite rain.

Of course, the Song army guarding the city was not passively beaten. When the Jin army's bombardment stopped temporarily, Zhang Shuye immediately returned to the top of the city and commanded the Song army to fight back with the bed crossbow and god arm bow on the city wall. ...and Guo Jing also took Wang Qiu and others, and hurried up the tower to watch the battle.

——Because it was too late to clean up, on the city wall at this time, there was still a miserable scene of corpses lying on pillows and blood flowing all over the ground.Half of the tall and majestic city gate towers have collapsed, the female wall on the city is like a dog has chewed on it, and many crenels have been flattened.There are traces of smoke and fire all over the top of the wall.The ground was even more blood-stained, stumps, broken bodies, and pieces of meat were thrown everywhere, completely looking like a Shura field.The surviving imperial guards of the Song Dynasty huddled in the corner and trembled like quails.The extremely terrified expressions fully showed that these people were about to collapse.

However, the four traversers who stepped into the battlefield didn't intend to express any humanitarian exclamation, but just nervously stared at the defender's next counterattack.

Under the scolding of the general of the Song Army, the guards who survived the "meteor rain" just now were quickly driven to the side of the bed crossbows that had not been smashed, all of them pursed their lips tightly, and their hands were crazy Shaking the winch—only a series of "squeaks" were heard, and the three big bows on the bed crossbow gradually bent into a half-moon shape.It seemed that it was about to be broken by this huge force.Next, the loader worked together to pick up the thick cast iron crossbow bolts and stuff them into the arrow slots.This kind of heavy crossbow bolts for bed crossbows weighs a hundred catties each.

In the eyes of the nomads who are extremely short of metal and need to use stone and bone to grind arrow clusters, this is really an unimaginable luxury.

Look at the side of the bed crossbow again.The shiny pig iron crossbow arrows are stacked neatly into a hill—for the people of Song Dynasty, this is a battle made of pure money and steel accumulation!In this dark age, only Song people, who are the most productive in the world, can afford such a big deal.

Moreover, Bianliang, as the capital of the Song Dynasty, has been continuously repaired and built by several generations of kings for hundreds of years. It can definitely be described as Jincheng Tangchi.

However, the Kaifeng Forbidden Army has excellent equipment and solid walls, but no veterans who are good at fighting, especially the technical arms that require long-term training-no matter how powerful the weapon is, if it is just locked in the warehouse all the time. If there is dust, then it is the same as nothing.

Therefore, although the momentum of launching dozens of bed crossbows on the Bianliang city wall is great, the record is really not very good-because the enemy's catapults are far away, and most of the shooters operating bed crossbows on the city wall are rookies, the result More than [-]% of the crossbow bolts missed, either falling behind or too far ahead, not hitting the trebuchet, but hitting some soldiers of the Golden Army...Of course, a few crossbow bolts were lucky enough to hit!

——There was only a sound of "哗啦!", and a shot trebuchet fell apart, knocking over a bunch of Golden Army soldiers, and bursts of cheers came from the city wall... It's a pity that good luck is limited, and enough shots were fired. More than 80 crossbow arrows were shot, and only two Jinjun trebuchets were destroyed.

No way, in the era of cold weapons, operating a "high-tech weapon" like a bed crossbow is also a technical job. Without keen visual inspection ability and rich operating experience, it is impossible to play heavy crossbows at all.In the hands of a rookie, whether the crossbow can hit people depends more on luck!

On the contrary, after this round of throwing by the Song Army's bed crossbow, the Jin Army also went to the catapults to prepare for the next round of bombardment. It is a very time-consuming job, so the rhythm of firing crossbow arrows cannot be fast.

"...It won't work like this! We must destroy the enemy's long-range attack weapons as soon as possible!"

Looking at the pale-faced and shaky Song soldiers around him, Wang Qiu knew that most of these good-for-nothings who came from peaceful ordinary citizens were already so frightened that their hands and feet went limp—well, it felt like driving the Taiwan Strawberry Soldiers of later generations into Like in the bloody trenches of World War I in Europe.

Therefore, even though Zhang Shuye and a few officers roared like thunder, kicked and scolded, the speed of winding and loading of the guards was still extremely slow.

On the contrary, those Jurchen Tartars outside the city, who are showing off their might, have the aura of elite soldiers who have fought a hundred battles. Song people once commented on the combat effectiveness of Jin soldiers: "People are like tigers, horses are like dragons, climbing mountains like apes, and entering water like otters. The momentum is like Mount Tai, and China is like a pile of eggs."It roughly means that the Jin army is very powerful in fighting, like a tiger in foot battle, like a dragon in riding battle, like ape in mountain battle, and like an otter in water battle.

It can be seen from this that in this Jin-Song war with millions of dead bodies, the Song Dynasty imperial army was defeated like a mountain.

But in Wang Qiu's view, this kind of panic-stricken and desperate scene is the perfect stage for most heroes to save the world.

"...Nobi-kun! Come here, now is the time to show your talent!"

Classmate Wang Qiu used high-powered binoculars to overlook the battlefield outside the city for a while, then took out the only mortar from the portable space, and dragged Nobita Nobita with a calm face with self-knowledge. He has fought too many strange wars, even the aliens have been defeated. This Japanese elementary school fifth grader's ability to adapt to the bloody battlefield far exceeds that of many veterans——said earnestly, "... …I heard that you are a sharpshooter with a hundred shots, and you must be good at shooting guns, so let us operate this mortar together! I will be responsible for loading, and you will aim and measure the distance..."

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What kind of person is Nobita Nobita, the first male protagonist of the Doraemon series of comics?
...Hmm... I often get zero marks in exams, lack of motor skills, likes to peep at girls taking a bath, is bullied every day, often crying, has no extracurricular skills such as Go, music, painting, calligraphy, writing, photography, etc., rough It may seem like nothing.

But he actually also has two outstanding special skills: first, the school's famous flower-turning rope expert; second, the invincible sharpshooter in the universe.

In short, as long as it is a long-range shooting weapon, no matter what type it is, it can usually achieve a hit rate close to 100% in his hands!
Therefore, on the head of Bianliang City in the winter of November in the first year of Jingkang, Nobi Nobita used the mortar that Wang Qiu got from the infinite space to perform once again that he had defeated the cosmic monsters, the Iron Man Corps and the aliens. The shooting skills of the invaders have successfully achieved every shot!

"...250 degrees, loaded with high-explosive bombs...hot load launch...ready~~~release!!"

All of a sudden, there was only a sound of "clang", and the mortar shell was fired instantly, drawing a high parabola in the air, and landed accurately at the foot of a catapult, blowing a wooden beam to pieces. Let the whole catapult crash down!

——As long as he touches the shooting weapon, Nobi Nobita can instantly transform from a zero-point useless wood to a ballistics expert!
"...Readjust! The gun muzzle is deflected by fifteen degrees to the left, and the elevation angle is raised by three degrees...Ready~~~release!!"

Listening to the unbelievably accurate visual data from Nobita Nobita's mouth, Wang Qiu desperately shook the handle, and after recalibrating the position of the muzzle, the second mortar shell landed accurately next to another catapult , Blowing up at least a dozen Jin Army engineers, and blowing up a few people into blood... But more Jin Army still rushed forward bravely, trying to use this catapult to attack the Song Army on the city wall. Fight back.

"...Come again, come again! Continue to launch according to the coordinates just now!"

Accompanied by Nobita Nobita's excited cry, Wang Qiu stuffed mortar shells one after another through the muzzle, blowing up the catapult positions of the Jin army in the siege. The distance is about 250 meters, which is definitely within the bombardment range of any mortar.

Seeing the bursts of flames erupting from the Jin army's position outside the city, the Great Song Forbidden Army on the city wall couldn't help but cheered happily.

At the same time, Guo Jing was sweating profusely and busy trying to fool Zhang Shuye, who was so curious, that this was Lei Fayunyun invited from the heaven.

Regrettably, although Nobi Nobita's artillery skills are shocking, and almost every shot is sure to hit, it is a pity that Wang Qiu only has [-] shells in total, so he is reluctant to fire any more after firing [-] shells.As for the more expensive RPG rocket launcher, Wang Qiu simply didn't want to show it off.

In this way, just ten mortar shells in front of tens of thousands of gold troops outside the city caused almost negligible damage.

Therefore, after Wang Qiu took back the mortar that had been scorched hot, Nobita Nobita turned around and shouted at the Doraemon the famous catchphrase: "...Doraemon, Hurry up and help me figure out a way!"

And Wang Qiu also looked at the chubby body of the Doraemon with great interest, looking forward to what incredible novel props he could come up with-many urban young men in this world must be like Wang Qiu. Take the magical props of Doraemon and kill the dreams of the Quartet!

It's a pity that Doraemon, which is currently in a state of serious debt, seems to have become a little less powerful...

——Doraemon, who was diagnosing and treating the wounded soldiers at the head of the city, heard the words, quickly put away the automatic medical box, then lowered his head and hurriedly searched his four-dimensional pocket, and the more he searched, the more complex his face became It's ugly: "...Oops, last time I used up too many weapons to fight zombies, and my credit card was frozen before I could buy a new one! Well, let me see, the air cannon and shock gun have been beaten to scrap. Zoom out The lamp is out of energy... The only thing that can be regarded as a weapon is this 1000 billion-ton earth-destroying bomb... Why don't you try throwing it out?"

Watching Doraemon take out a huge bomb with a skull painted on it from his pocket, and watching the Jin Army under the city wall eager to try, Wang Qiu was almost paralyzed by fright: "...Don't, don't! Don't throw it away! Doraemon! Even if you want to court death, I still want to live!"

What is the concept of 1000 billion tons equivalent?Equivalent to the power of 500 million Hiroshima atomic bombs!It is enough to plow the entire Japanese island into radioactive wasteland. If it is used to bombard the Jurchen cavalry a few miles outside the city of Bianliang... do you want to commit suicide?What about suicide?Or suicide?
It's hard to say whether the earth will be destroyed if such a super bomb hits it, but at least the entire Central Plains should be burned into glass!

But such a mighty super nuclear bomb is only used to exterminate rats in the hands of Doraemon... The rats in the 22nd century are really scary!
Seeing all kinds of strange things that Doraemon dug out from his pocket and scattered all over the city wall, Wang Qiu finally couldn't help saying his own suggestion: "...Doraemon, here In this case, it seems that you should use the 'lie mouth' to make the enemy surrender immediately!"

——[Lies come true mouth], one of Doraemon's magical props, as long as you wear it, no matter how absurd the words you say, you can force the lies to come true... For example, Nobita Nobita uses this thing Son successfully turned his dad into a karate master and a flying superman...

"...It can't be done, Wang Qiujun!" Doraemon sighed and waved his hands, "...'Lies come true' can only affect one person at a time, if you know the enemy's name, then it is indeed possible to make him turn against him immediately—but there are tens of thousands of enemy troops besieging the city!"

"...Since that's the case, then I have to change one thing—the voice coagulant, you should still have it?"

Seeing that the super props that can reverse the law of causality are not available, Wang Qiu regrettably settles for the second best and uses more rustic physical strikes.

——[Sound Coagulant], one of Doraemon's magical props.If anyone yelled after drinking it, the word yelled would turn into a big brick and fall down, knocking the target of the yelling over.This magic weapon is usually used for jokes, but it can also be used to defeat enemies: housewives can use it against wild cats stealing fish, office girls can use it against idiots and hooligans, and when Nobi Nobita shouts in the mountains, Then it knocked over a bunch of passers-by and became the headline news of the day... What was even more tragic was Doraemon himself, because he caught a cold after drinking the sound coagulant, and as a result, Nobi's house piled up a pile of solid sounds, Almost collapsed the floor——accompanied by Doraemon's continuous sneezing...

But in Wang Qiu's eyes, this kind of boulder that can be shot at the speed of sound is probably much more powerful than the early artillery.

"...Using a frozen voice to hit people with mouth cannons? This idea is good!" Doraemon's head is obviously not stupid, and he figured out the key after a little turn, "...but we must hurry up! The enemy's next round of stone-throwing attacks is about to begin..."

——Because of the urgency of time, there was really no time to convince others, so the first round of talk can only be played by Guo Jing Guo Daxian himself.

"...Wu Na Jurchen savage, listen, if you dare to offend our Central Plains Celestial Dynasty, you are really seeking your own death..."

On the tower of Dongshuimen in Bianliang, Guo Jing squeezed his nose and filled his mouth with a mouthful of sound coagulant. Then he held on to the crenel of the city wall, took a deep breath of cold air, and shouted at the enemy troops outside the city. cursed.

Next, accompanied by his angry scolding, under the stunned eyes of the soldiers of the two armies, a piece of giant cement block the size of a calf shot from his mouth at the speed of sound every 340 seconds. came out, and hit Jin Jun hard on the top of the head!
In an instant, dust and smoke rose everywhere, flesh and blood flew everywhere, the tall catapult was smashed to pieces, and the golden soldiers operating the catapult were smashed to pieces.

"... Master Guo Daxian is invincible! I, Da Song, will win!"

Seeing this, the defenders at the top of the city cheered repeatedly, and their morale was greatly boosted.Master Guo Daxian, who was already shouting with a hoarse voice, took advantage of the situation and handed over the work of talking to a group of professionals. In ancient wars, the two armies often shouted and scolded each other before the confrontation. The professional "loud voice" in charge of scolding - let them drink the sound coagulant one by one, and then stand on the edge of the crenel to scold the golden man.

It has to be said that these soldiers of the imperial army who are in charge of cursing are still very dedicated to their work. Not only are their voices loud and clear, but they also swear one after another, and they scolded for a full quarter of an hour without repeating it. The Jin army who attacked the city enjoyed the power of talking guns.

——The head of the city cursed loudly, and the stones piled up under the city...

Seeing that the matter of killing the enemy and serving the country is so easy, several civil servants bravely followed suit, poured a mouthful of voice coagulant, and then yelled at the golden soldiers who were running around the city with their heads in their hands...

——According to incomplete statistics, before all the five bottles of sound coagulant in Doraemon's pocket were used up, 50 scolding song soldiers and [-] civil officials who joined in the fun uttered a total of about [-] words of slander Dirty, threw more than [-] tons of solid sound on the enemy's head!
As a matter of course, under the sharpest bombardment in history, the Jin army camp was in a mess, and the catapult position was almost buried by stones.The morale of the siege Jin army suddenly plummeted, and they had to withdraw their troops in advance.But Song Jun, who was originally terrified, suddenly burst into morale and cheered like thunder.

At the same time, Emperor Qinzong Zhao Huan, who has been unwilling to eat in recent days, finally heard the good news that Immortal Guo cast spells on the top of the city to defeat the enemy.